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# Is it just me or is Gazza turning into Churchill?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Blimey!
Edit: Fuck, he's only 3 years older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# me too - his liver is probably 28 years older though.
i sincerely hope he gets himself back on track
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I think he's at the George Best stage now,
the next drink could kill him. Shame though, smashing lad.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)
# You were born in 1877?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Yes*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Mind = Blown
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Why eye?
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Never in the field of Football conflict....
have I cried so much
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# he is too. Well spotted Ninj
Must be steroids or some other 'treatment' - doughnuts perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Hehehe
Cheers mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Never...in the field of... washisname... have so many bottles been emptied by so few....
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:53, archived)
# This, was their f(og-on-the-T)inest hour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:17, archived)
# why aye
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:01, archived)
# looks a bit like Mussolini
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:07, archived)
#

Also: How To Play Tomb Raider
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# there's about to be a lot of sweaty blokes
going into meltdown as they imagine kat in army gear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# also
it's only a game. get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:04, archived)
# If I feel ripped off, I'm gonna tell people about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# everyone feels ripped off nowadays
nothing is as good as it used to be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:16, archived)
# I didn't expect it to recapture the highs of the original Tomb Raider.
But I did kind of hope it wouldn't include every failure, weak element and cliche seen in countless other games over the last decade.
It's just not acceptable!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:19, archived)
# they're selling it on the coat-tails of the original
knowing that people will buy it, expecting it to be at least decent. it doesn't matter if you think it's shit once they've got your money.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Game over man, game over.
Surely John Carpenter should be behind all this, seeing as it was his movie that highlighted the problem of aliens in disguise running the world in the first place?

Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah, but this isn't that movie :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:11, archived)
# You mean...
it's not Escape from New York you're riffing on?

Then if it's James Cameron it must be Piranha 2: Flying Killers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Gosh..
speaking of games...
Is anyone playing Leap Day?
The Unity webgame by SpryFox?
Been playing it for a week now..tis rather addictive
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# I'll take that as a no..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Shame, the last game (Legend?) was a bit of a return to form.
I enjoyed Anniversary too, even though it was a retread of the original.

I'm guessing they thought they were making it more adult, sadly most games designers think this means swearing and mud.

Anyway Battlefield 3 dropped Endgame last night and motorbikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Oh boy
Does this involve 8 foot tall blue catgirls? I bet it does.

Also:
Sob
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:45, archived)
#

眠い
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)
# : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:10, archived)
# 8 D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Clearly Maria does not like the carrot(chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah, Maria rather like criminal meat :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:23, archived)
# I don't remember this bit in Titanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Yes. Right. Titanic.
Tit anic :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:35, archived)
# She's crap at drawing isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:25, archived)
# He is Mine. Maria's mate.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:49, archived)
# so is this a chicken that tastes of carrot
or a carrot that tastes of chicken?
because chicken tastes of everything anyway
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Carrotchicken WOO!
Wooden wellies, wellies made of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
# CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Is that some carrot chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:42, archived)
# why do you keep trying to steal Jacks thunder?
(Fly Projector, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Now this is my type of web-slinging.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Spoogebase?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:40, archived)
# spoogebob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Fuckbomb
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:18, archived)
# not right now, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:22, archived)
# FASTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Studbase.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:44, archived)
# One of my very few Freebases.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:52, archived)
# this was the original stimulation:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Look very carefully, you'll see Bruce living on the end of Hulk's chin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# haha - scary stuff - go on keep going with jimmy savile being next then the crankies
in a tutankarmoon style beardy nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:24, archived)
# That's more hair than Brucie's had for decades.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:26, archived)
# zoom and enchance on bruce's chin
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Like it could be enhanced.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Brucie lives solely off the crumbs of the Hulk's beard.
It's why he's so thin after all these years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Nice... to see you

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Ye gods, a Sierpinski Brucie.
...a Sierbruski?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:07, archived)
# heheh : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:09, archived)
# And for those of us who use colour monitors
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:11, archived)
# that reply raised a chuckle :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
this reminds me of Strontium Dog and mutants.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
Yeah, there he is with his evil chin-eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] this is baaahliens
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Thread deletion? What thread deletion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Sigh ...
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:04, archived)
# ciijasiie
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Stop posting unshopped pictures of Angelina Jolie
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)
# kin ell
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta...you'll never leave
never leave get bored and fuck off to Reddit like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Welcome new person.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:30, archived)
# I'll never get the hang of this 'puter PS shit


Click for bigger (118 kb)
(Flumper, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Dump
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:49, archived)
# haha, welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:06, archived)
# appropriate
as it's a massive pile of shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# s'bindun.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1651323/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# A massive 2.6/10
Must be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Shit!
I still feel good for doing it.
(Flumper, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I expect Elton would look fabulous in some papal vestments.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:54, archived)
# yay - if only
great work
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# finally!
a pope that can pull off the bedsheet and big hat look!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# it seems to me
he lived his life like a cardinal in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
# ha
(grundig Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:46, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 4:39, archived)
# Wonderful!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:07, archived)
# woo
and yay. David Furnish for Cardinal Background.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:10, archived)
# together, they can commit cardinal sins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:14, archived)
# sounds like a tagline for a papal-based cop show
pope and cardinal, cleaning up the mean streets of vatican city. sinners, beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:25, archived)
# :D
Homo rainbow ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
YAY! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# popetastic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Hallelujah !!!!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Hehey I was gonna do one with Snoop Dogg
/Can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Oh don't be like that =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:53, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Of all the poofs they choose him?!
I'm off to form a schism under Rufus Wainwright
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:34, archived)
# as if lol
good one
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Perfect.
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:57, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Photognop
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Isn't he a little cocky for a Jawa?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Wetherby services. Can't have Burger King (too expensive).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:47, archived)
# WOO!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Yikes! With a pie hole like that
He could just inhale a double whopper with Cheese without chewing!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Bastards, great work, but what bastards!
I was travelling around America during '98 and on Tuesdays, you could buy a MD's cheeseburger for $0.29 and on Thursdays you could get a BK burger for $0.39. The 3 of us used to take turns to buy and I remember the MD's lady shouting back at me, "YOU WANT 12 CHEESEBURGERS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:43, archived)
# $39 for a burger?
That's a tad pricey...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
I dropped these 0.0.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:22, archived)
# It's nothing, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:39, archived)
# BOOM, BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Jamie Oliver needs a shave
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:27, archived)
# you can see his balls jiggle in that reflection...
*unnerved*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Slippery devil!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Looks like he's been Tazered
on ice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:01, archived)
# New series on ITV this autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I'd watch this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:14, archived)
#


Click for bigger (130 kb)

First ever post, sorry in advance if I've done something wrong.
(sidneyabbot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:09, archived)
#
c
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:11, archived)
# done something wrong?
although it did make me laugh you need a one way ticket to hull!

edit - i should also add it's the first time i've heard that phrase
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Welcom noob!
Pull up a chair and shop a kitten. Or chop a kitten. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
also: 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:20, archived)
# lovely tartan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:22, archived)
#
Cheers everyone. I've been lurking on this site for years, but never done anything even approaching the quality of the rest of the board.

I post a lot of crap on Twitter, but this is the first time I've felt my work was approaching being worth putting on here.

Thanks to all for entertaining me for such a long time.
(sidneyabbot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
#


My usual standard/fare. I fear I may have backed myself into a corner on Twitter by using the name Sidney Abbot.....
(sidneyabbot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Where can i buy such a product?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Oooh Jesus, fresh meat on both accounts! Nice entry . . . I'll stop now.
"I'd like to say that Chris fought the good fight, but . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:41, archived)
# He'll get his wife to do it for him.
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Mmmm juicy
Hai new person, welcome
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:23, archived)
# These guys'll sort them out
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:01, archived)
# 9k of Gibbon-armed goodness for you, my son.
my son.

P.S. How DO they decide? They're just sitting there - no talking nothing! Are they telepathic?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:08, archived)
# They have FAITH
In a Padre Pio sort of way, not in a George Michael sort of way. Although they might get a better result if they voted in a pope with aviator shades and an earring.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:24, archived)
#
youtu.be/bSff0Ami-3E
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I keep thinking of the Conclave from Fallout...
I guess the new Pope will be decided by a computer, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:28, archived)
# so this is Tom Pope, he plays for Port Vale...

Making him Pope Pope.... anyone? anyone??



I'll get me coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Something about outdoors lol?
I'm frightened of the outdoors as it's full of paedos and actual girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# can girls be paedos?
if they can, that's a bit scary right there. you'd have to kill them with fire or their reflection or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# You see?! You see?!
THAT'S why I don't like the outdoors!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, archived)
# i going back under my desk
last time i found some elastic bands and a stapler, they can't hurt me.
they can't hurt me.
they can't hurt me.

OWWWWWW!!!! the elastic band snapped and hurt me!!!

nothings safe.

run.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Popes aren't called by their name when they become pope.
So he would be called Pope Benedict XVII or Pope John Paul III or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, archived)
# pope john paul III
would be 'pope john paul george' surely?

a-ha-ha-ha etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha
/awaits Pope Ringo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:35, archived)
# There's still time to vote
Who do you think should be the next Pope?




















Remember, this vote is *official*. Whoever wins, gets to be official Pope (* not endorsed by the Church of Rome. Offer void where prohibited by doctrine). Winner must supply own hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# It's a long shot, but my money's on Rusty Lee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, archived)
# you're money's probably always on rusty lee...
did that sound like a compliment? it's supposed to be a compliment...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Better than his money always on her bedside table
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, archived)
# she prefers it tucked in to her gyrating under garments
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:51, archived)
# classy lady like rusty
would probably take the money upfront.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Sean O'Malley spoke out about abuse in the church.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, archived)
# 'abuse in the church'
where are you getting these stories from? they're almost as absurd as the stories the churches were built on in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
# The vicar of St Albion!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:46, archived)
# BRING POPE LEO III
BACK TO LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I'm going with Eddie Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Es ist zu viel Butter auf diesen Behältern
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:16, archived)
# "I'm sorry, he's from Munich, he doesn't understand a word"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:26, archived)
# It's true
I went to Munich once. The locals didn't understand a word I said, no matter how loudly I shouted. Even put on my best "Colonel Klink" accent too, just to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Did you burn your arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha, nice
Butter on Containers?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha ha! ...you never know what that Krazy Kraut will do next
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:23, archived)
# :)
Good ol' Google Translate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:26, archived)
# "Don't mention the war!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:56, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Popio di Canio


Black smoke -No Pope
Grey Smoke- Paulo's having a cigar
(mrwoggle, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I just wanted to feel included


Clank for bigness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Distant sheep is distant.
I can't think of anything for this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Me neither. I just wanted to do a 1990s Dreamscape-esque thing.
Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Quite obviously a sheep
It's there, in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:07, archived)
#
white grey
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:11, archived)
# 80's album cover
Sheep to G-5, checkmate!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:16, archived)
# yup
that works
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:19, archived)
# I was born at the wrong time, man.
Specifically, time.

/emos
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Now I want to play Space Harrier
(Megamoss, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# No wonder it's taking so long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:21, archived)
# I heard it was decided by a game of soggy biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:24, archived)
#
biscuit CHOIRBOY! LOL!

/fuckingsatire
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:32, archived)
# i think they're all too old to make it soggy
perhaps dusty biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:26, archived)
# haha, only one way to decide this. . .
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:39, archived)
# ah ha ha ha ha
I bet they're all Slytherin.
(gijoel, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:46, archived)
# This NEEDS to be on the front page.
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus loved the Lambs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Mmm, spicy brains!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:11, archived)
# goes well with a bit of this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
can't beat the Buckie. It was the first screw-cap wine (if it can be called wine) that I can remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:38, archived)
# YaY:D
brains
(herman:D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:30, archived)
# have a rock hopper
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha, nice work
Suicidal Clown penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:06, archived)
# no..just waiting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I watched that penguin documentary that was on BBC recently. Most of them live in piles of their own filth. I felt a greater affinity with penguins as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:17, archived)
# ^
yea I enjoyed that program..they're hardy little feckers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Keith Flint...?
He's lovely.
:D

Edit: Ah... Keith only had two green bits...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:27, archived)
# the tufts are yellow..had to split it as it's too big for the scanner
that and my scanners shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Bless
Lovely little fecker
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)
# S/he looks like s/he's singing
'Red Sails in the Sunset'
or perhaps 'I Cover The Waterfront'
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:34, archived)
# maybe S/he is singing both :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:26, archived)
# :)
I like rock hoppers
(herman:D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:31, archived)

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