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Oh Andy... Those fellas really did a number on you...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:48,
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All films should have Morgan Freeman explaining what's happening to you as if you were a simpletonI would never have worked out that Andy dug a tunnel out of his cell without the patronising voiceover
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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Is that what happened?I watched it with the sound turned down.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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he should be constantly explaining everything always.like me typing this out, then clicking on 'post this message' and how I had to get busy typing or get busy dying or something...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:56,
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Look at that little prisoner. Fucking that other prisoner.In his DEAD ASS.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:14,
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Arf!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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Wherever the cockle pickers come from...Walesland probably...I don't know I haven't done any research obviously.
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transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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where ever they come from they can fuck off back..comin' over 'ere,pickin' our cockles....
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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Wait a cockle-picking minute!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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excellent*job prospects*excludes high tide :(
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:57,
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:D I like the way Tom has put his shades on between frames2 and 3, like Horatio Caine in CSI: Miami.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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WHAT!? MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember...
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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shut up, galadriel Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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*stares ethereally into the distance*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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we all know about you and gandalf Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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love this.....but don't understand a word :)(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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Mae'n ddrwg gennym, nid wyf yn siarad Cymraeg Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Sinister drip is sinister....Hallo Ninjarella!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:15,
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Hahahahaha! Love the thumbs up!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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Ha ha eurghIt occurs to me that predators would be very messy eaters.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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But excellent lovers. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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eyes of a hypnotist, mouth like an evil minge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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Oh god noYou've just reminded me of Teeth.
Why did I watch that...WHY?
(Why did I watch that...WHY?
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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mwahahahaaaa! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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It's always messy minges with youMy afternoon wank has been ruined by you AGAIN!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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my work here is done Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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That is bloody good!and somehow seems .... right.
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:24,
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no unshopped etc etcgood image once again ninj
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Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:35,
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Meet Lady Dorothy MacBeth BrookeShe's the BNP candidate for next month's South Shields by-election. BNP campaign material is always quite giggle-worthy, and this example doesn't disappoint.
Altered the size. Clicky for bigger. Sorry about the various muck-ups.
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Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Altered the size. Clicky for bigger. Sorry about the various muck-ups.
WTF? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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WAILAAPOYTVNP?(Thinly-Veiled Nazi Propaganda)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Please could you make it a little bigger, I'm browsing on an IMAX screen and I can't quite make out what exactly you've done to this.
Shlvng,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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I've haven't done anything to it.Should this be on the links board? Sorry chaps, I'm new to this.
Clicky for bigger; it's readable at least.
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Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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Clicky for bigger; it's readable at least.
/board is for things you've done yourself or 'shopped.Don't worry this time, and certainly don't delete.
Your post seems to have thrown up some interesting comments and if they get deleted you will be hunted down and massively dry buggered.
(Your post seems to have thrown up some interesting comments and if they get deleted you will be hunted down and massively dry buggered.
Shlvng,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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Also, file size for still images shouldn't exceed 100kb. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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I've glued some sandpaper to my DurexHOLD STILL!
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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DarnI've gone fookt up massively. I can't seem to get it down to size either. Are you sure I shouldn't delete and repost this?
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Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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no, no, you're finecome with me, i'll show you what to do....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Compressing jpgs is just a slide bar when savingYou could save it again, upload it then use the edit function under your original post. Copy/paste your new image onto the old and save changes.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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That's 'cos PS has political sensibilities :)
( Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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Winter Is Coming
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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I was looking for proof that she may be a little deluded,then came across the phrase "UKIP's Nigel Farage, the darling of the BBC".
Case closed.
(Case closed.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Ah yes, the BBC, that horrifically partisan outlet for the left...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS EYES! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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I like the way that you've tried to undermine the BNP by giving them even more exposure.Also, I ain't voting for no coloureds an' that wig ain't fooling anyone.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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don't be silly, it's not a wigshe's given a homeless white british cat somewhere warm to sleep
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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COMING OVER HERE, WARMING OUR CATS drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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How are you gentlemen !! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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damn furries Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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Ha ha...or Ultimate Warrior...backdropping polish people out of the country.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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Is it just me, or does "kick 'em in the ballots" sound rude? It's disgusting. I think they've gone too far. or does "kick 'em in the ballots" sound rude? It's disgusting. I think they've gone too far.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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crazy-eyed freak Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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holy fuck!check out B3tan Harry Webshiter's REAL Nick Griffin puppet
www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1439494
(www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1439494
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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well i won't vote for thembecause this is an a shocking piece of design work, my 6 year old daughter could do better in MS paint.
i also won;t vote for her as i don;t live in south shields, and she is orange, i never vote for orange people.
(i also won;t vote for her as i don;t live in south shields, and she is orange, i never vote for orange people.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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oompa-loompist Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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I'm considering moving to South Shields so I can vote for somebody who isn't her. Shlvng,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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They're all like thisand our letterbox has been victim to a shit-load of them.
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Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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I'm trying to work out what colour she is.It would appear to be a sort of orangey-teak.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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No wonder she cares so much about St George's Day.She'd make an excellent old dragon.
edit: Just looked at her Facebook page - this is what I want from our politicians -
(edit: Just looked at her Facebook page - this is what I want from our politicians -
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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She's into Judo chapsand Dirty Dancing. You've been warned.
www.facebook.com/dorothy.brooke.1
(,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:18,
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www.facebook.com/dorothy.brooke.1
Likes both Top Gear and Enoch Powell...Her only books are "spiritial books", which is actually more damaging for your knowledge than reading nothing at all.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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my god, she's even more preserved in her FB picture.it's like she had some sort of industrial accident t the ronseal factory.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:03,
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Animals are far too expensive...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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I love the fact that you've given him a gold ringAlso, as I am not around a lot these days, I'd love to check that I've not missed any Jeremy posts. Are they held somewhere I can access them all?
Ta and clicky
(Ta and clicky
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:19,
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Yeah, the ringis a lovely touch. Wedding ring is by far the most disturbing bit of the original.
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helmetcream,
Fri 26 Apr 2013, 0:27,
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Hahaha! Not so tasty.... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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Haaaaaaahahahaha!Sadly under-appreciated! Clicked.
( blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:25,
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..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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worst. name. ever. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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The Birds?Yeah, it should have been called "Holy Fucking Shit! Stop Pecking Me 2: The Quickening"
or did you mean Tiptop Headroom?
(or did you mean Tiptop Headroom?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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: The Klumps The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Mmmm.... Tippi.... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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Hahahahaha!One of those why-didn't-I-think-of-that gags.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:02,
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In space - non one can hear your meme.....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:59,
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i suddenly feel like eating eggs Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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Ha ha ha!The reveal in the actual film lasts a few frames too long and always looks daft when I watch it as the alien looks like it's doing jazz-hands.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:02,
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Yep, it's a bit of a shame.One of the best monsters in cinema history made to look a pillock.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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I can forgive it because a: It's almost 35 years since it was made.
b: The rest of the film is awesome, and
c: It's a better film than Prometheus, which looked good but was a load of old cobblers.
(b: The rest of the film is awesome, and
c: It's a better film than Prometheus, which looked good but was a load of old cobblers.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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It's also a better film than Aliens/controversial, but true
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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STONE THE HERETIC! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Aliens follows all the same beats as Alien, just turned up to 11.I do like both films though. If only they had stopped making them at Aliens.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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The longer cut of Alien 3 is much better than the cinema releasewell worth checking out.
Aliens is ok, but it moves away from the 'scare' tactics of the original, and promises
much more 'gun-ho' action between marines/alien to take it fully into another area - yet there's very little of that given the run time.
It tries to be 2-3 different things and although loud and bombastic, doesn't really offer as much as the original did
/opinions on the internet lols
(Aliens is ok, but it moves away from the 'scare' tactics of the original, and promises
much more 'gun-ho' action between marines/alien to take it fully into another area - yet there's very little of that given the run time.
It tries to be 2-3 different things and although loud and bombastic, doesn't really offer as much as the original did
/opinions on the internet lols
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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I have a lot of time for 3.Lop off the last 10 minutes of ham-fistedly trying to retrofit a bigger picture to the film, and the actual "Alien" part of the film stands up pretty well.
Plus you get Brian Glover AND Pete Postlethwaite for your money.
(Plus you get Brian Glover AND Pete Postlethwaite for your money.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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and Charles Dance.always a winner
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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Yeah he's OK, but his character is far too telegraphed a "semi-romantic interlude doomed to a messy end" for him to really give it much welly.Where as Glover and Poss both deliver in spades. "This is rumour control, these are the facts..." is a well-used addition to my day to day life :o)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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and Tetley Tea, don't forget the Tetley The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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We found 'iz body wi' two thousand perf-a-ray-shuns.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:48,
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i suggest you watch up n' under Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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That one's passed me by but I'll have to give it a look.Brian Glover is an actor out of the Danny Trejo mould - only ever plays one character, but does it so well that he keeps getting work and it never gets dull.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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A Brian Glover and Danny Trejo team-up.Now that would have been interesting.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Once Upon A Time In Harrogate
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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danny trejo gives me the wronghorn Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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it was the last film he madeand it's dedicated to him. funny as fuck, too.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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personallyi enjoy the complete swing from gun-toting marines to mop-wielding cons
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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It promised more than it delivered. I think I read that the director had a very unhappy time making it due to studio pressures.There are moments in all the sequels that stand up, just the films overall are a bit crap.
Resurrection has a few good bits, but the aliens look sort of crap and the newborn thing is terrible. Ron Perlman though, always a bonus. AvP is cheap and cheerful. AvP2 is utter shite apart from the bit where the lass gets on the wrong end of the Predator throwing star.
(Resurrection has a few good bits, but the aliens look sort of crap and the newborn thing is terrible. Ron Perlman though, always a bonus. AvP is cheap and cheerful. AvP2 is utter shite apart from the bit where the lass gets on the wrong end of the Predator throwing star.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Because the monster is so good, there has been a natural tendency to tear the arse out of it. Please, Hollywood, leave it alone.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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I got a FP out of it so it can't be all bad.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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I give them both equal billing.They are such different films that comparison isn't that meaningful.
They both aced it in their respective genres, so it will ultimately depend on whether your preference is psychological stalkers or guns'n'ammo romps as to which side you'll come down on.
(They both aced it in their respective genres, so it will ultimately depend on whether your preference is psychological stalkers or guns'n'ammo romps as to which side you'll come down on.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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I thought this boardwas for 'shopped stuff?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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Hahahaha! Silly.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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ThanksI'm going to spend the rest of the day wondering how the hell you got the filesize so small
Woo & clicks :)
(Woo & clicks :)
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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64 colours and lossy'd to hell and back
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:59,
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Cheers, I must learn the magic secrets of lossy :) hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:01,
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'NING!I know it's 'noon but meh...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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frightening Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:36,
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Is it me, or does that look a tad like a b3tan? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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hahastealing that Mr mondus
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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I recently picked up a copy of Flash Gordon on Blu-Ray.The special effects are still dreadful, but now they're dreadful in full-on Blu-ray definition. Not really sure what it's achieved.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:41,
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Its a fiver in Sainsburyslook at it every week and wonder if it's worth it, as I have a steelbook DVD.
I don't think it is
(I don't think it is
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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She really needs to floss more frequently.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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On the way to Eccles?She can talk...!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:45,
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Indeed. Approximate location of shouting on Google Maps(
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:49,
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Yup. Going to a New Model Army gig a couple of years ago with some mates, a car drove past and a young man leaned out and shouted"GOFFFFS!" at us.
Well, er ... say what you see ...
(Well, er ... say what you see ...
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:12,
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^ trufax Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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Whilst strolling in to town the other daya young lad in a passing car leaned out of the window and yelled "Wanker!" at me.
I wonder how he knew?
(I wonder how he knew?
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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A woman I used to surf with, who had slightly bigger hairOn our way to a beach, while taking a shortcut through a golf course, leaned out of the car window and in her best high pitched femmy shriek shouted "FORE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!"
(,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:22,
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TEEF!That is all.
Apart from this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PMlVH-u9j4
(Apart from this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PMlVH-u9j4
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:23,
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I thought everybody did!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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A Clio went speeding past late the other night, and this guy leaned out to yell abuse at me.Unluckily for him, he lost his head to a nearby lamp post.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
(NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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some guy leaned out of his car and called me a "paki bastard"pretty funny as I'm a fully signed up card carrying alabaster faced ginger.
His face when he realised this was classic.
(His face when he realised this was classic.
arrangedletters,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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Some kids once threw a half eaten apple at me from the top deck of a bus.If that happened today those kids would be arrested for a hate crime and in prison. PRISON.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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I really like leaning out of the car window and blowing loud raspberries at anybody, everybody.It makes most people laugh.
( Shlvng,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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My brother in law used to have a big flash left hand drive American car.
He would drive it around town with a bucket of water by his feet with a bicycle pump in it. He would pull up beside girls on the pavement as if he was going to ask them something, spray them with a high pressure jet of cold water from the pump, then drive off cackling.
Luckily his sister is not so sadistically inclined,
(He would drive it around town with a bucket of water by his feet with a bicycle pump in it. He would pull up beside girls on the pavement as if he was going to ask them something, spray them with a high pressure jet of cold water from the pump, then drive off cackling.
Luckily his sister is not so sadistically inclined,
n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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NWOT compo RIS mindpiss pearoast
You are B3ta word salad AICMFP.
I've got one of those as well :)
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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Yes, that was the "mindpiss" part of the header.Attention Internet: Barryheadwound posted his first. Credit where credit's due. I bow to you sir.
(,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:37,
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RIS
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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Hey, my little friend says... if you are wet, you are dead!
Hello, not been here for about a year (gulp) and in that time, B3tards says I don't exist (despite screen grab of login)
and my MAC address seems to have been blocked as I can only get on via a proxy... or via my son's computer??
What did I do or say?
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:38,
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don't freak outbut I'm going to delete this thread as even b3ta won't host my images.
it was good too..
Edit: got the fecker working now. Still have to go through a proxy....
(it was good too..
Edit: got the fecker working now. Still have to go through a proxy....
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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have you tried turning off your router and then going for a nice walk
(,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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nopetried repeatedly punching random keys, shouting at it and going off in a huff. Didn't seem to work.
So opening new b3tards account. Not that I need the old account but anyways....
(So opening new b3tards account. Not that I need the old account but anyways....
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:45,
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there's a chance your mainframe has a virusis your dongle pushed right in?
(,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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hahahahaI expect dinner first, love!
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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this is what's so great about scarfaceEvery viewing brings you something new.
For you, it happens to be weird. :-)
(For you, it happens to be weird. :-)
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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Good to see John Terryhas found himself a new job.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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Super party yesterday, Liz!Best vol-au-vents EVER.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:26,
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Party planning by Pippa Middleton Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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I hope those are the ones that have beenon the floor.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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He really is a muppetNicely though
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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