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# Dark Hams part 38

The full tale of Dark Hams can be found on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Are all the hamz dieded 2? :(
Right now for the cows :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:58, archived)
# they're such happy travellers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:14, archived)
# *Auto-click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:18, archived)
# ^ dis
*Irish for 'this'
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:44, archived)
# an onion planet covered in cows
Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:28, archived)
# ham and onions
go together like a horse and carriage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Oooh shit
Is the sun going to die?, Will we see our cows stolen? tune in next time, for episode 39!
nice work as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# It's googly eye Friday \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
# 0_o
Argh! (Sorry for jumping on your post.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:58, archived)
# It's good to see a thread rush since YOU killed b3ta!
And the internet cunt will be along in a little while too asking us to do his job for him! Lazy internet cunt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Is he standing in Dip?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
so pleased to get this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# that's quite disturbing :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:14, archived)
# "...PULL it up, PULL it up..."
She's nice and so is your masterpiece of course
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] having a whale of a time
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# It's all fun and games until he stops spouting and gobbles her up
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Nicely that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# GREAT work
but it reminds me of a disturbing old lady I once witnessed, squatting and "washing" herself in a rock pool o_O (the mind bleech just isn't strong enough)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Lovely and great spout action
Happy whale is happy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# And thus the bidet was invented
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:18, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Woo
You are back!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, mum isn't getting rid of the internet now
i swear she does this to wind me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
Nigel's a good name for a tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:32, archived)
# fears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# *laughs in horrified hysterics*
Now that's a turtleneck...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:38, archived)
# no wonder they're dying out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Surely deirdre has the better neck?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Narn scalp syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
'bout right!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Argh!
Put it back! Put it back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Attempt at humour
This is Vance, he's a bit of a stoner with outrageous hair (as seen in a previous post) and a vision of him pretending to be a deer with twigs for antlers prompted this little comic thingy.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# we've all been there Vance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:18, archived)
# So that was YOUR initials carved on that tree, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:36, archived)
# there are no lampshades in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:22, archived)
# And fewer snacks when the munchies hit
Vance doesn't think he'll go camping again after this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:28, archived)
# but there are mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Egads! So there are!
o-O
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Stag party memories
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I feel that would be an entirely more entertaining drawing subject, *glee* Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] 42
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:12, archived)
# SCIENCE.
Also, I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I wonder it it'll be friendly
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# lovely :)
but poor whale must be chilly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# 42?
Edit: just saw title :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# yup..no more no less

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Oh not again
:) Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Nice work
the clouds remind me of when I made the GWB song? - www.q4nobody.co.uk/gwb.html
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# haha that's brilliant, not seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Haha, cheers
got on to American tv in it's heyday
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Oh, excellent.
I endured that goon at close range. Ie, I'm Americano. I'm not over it, and that helped.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:25, archived)
# What's this thing?
I think I'll call it a tail...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# clicked 42 times :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 12:23, archived)
# I do think that that original radio scene is one of the very finest examples of the art of sound engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27, archived)
# It's not improbable that I will click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Yay!
*clicks 42 times*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Brilliant....
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Print off and play every morning..



*or get a fucking job!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 11:13, archived)
# haha. He says those every single show I'm sure he's a robot with a pre-build set of voice recordings.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:16, archived)
# they have actually only ever recorded one show with Jeremy..
it was against a blue screen, they just CGI in the horrors guests... :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Ah that makes sense.
As despicable as Kyle is I couldn't imagine him wanting to mingle with the estate plebs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:25, archived)
# I really despise the man
a hypocrit and a peddlar in other peoples misery. He epitomises everything that is wrong with tv.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha, good morning drinking game?
You forgot, "YOU DIDN'T STOP TO THINK" or "BRING HIM IN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
*cuts out and keeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:21, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:03, archived)
# You're back!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:05, archived)
# yep, she changed her mind!
i'm hiding out here today as my mate is on a bender. i'm hungover to the gills as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Oh HI \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:10, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# *hitlers*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:08, archived)
# haha excellent


avoid at all costs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Haha YES
Insta click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Out there
where the buses do not run.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:08, archived)
# mad as a hatter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 11:14, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
I stood on one in the dark the other night. Was just like an open tube of toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Ever done it bare foot?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# i did it with a sock on
Just as EWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Are we still talking about slugs....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:43, archived)
# kinky!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:22, archived)
# haha..
always practise safe squish!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 11:23, archived)
# You had me with the first frame
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
"You complete me"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :-) micro-whales
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:34, archived)
# You are great.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Nominative Determinalism?
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10376723.Orpington_man_with_29_previous_convictions_jailed_again/
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:42, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Ta!
It was a quick and dirty job after I made this unrecognised classic:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:50, archived)
# your picture looks like words
I think you want the links board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:51, archived)
# better? 

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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:15, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7652270
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:19, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:21, archived)
# :O =3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:31, archived)
# can you remake it using the letters of his amusingly apt name and perhaps the offences he has been arrested for?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:25, archived)
# yes I can
...but I won't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:02, archived)
# C5pO!

161, 5p coins - May the 4th be with you all tomorrow!
See bigger and better here: www.earlyshakespeare.com/c5po.html
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Excellent.
Can I pinch all those 5p to give as change to the students who get on my bus? Poor mites don't know what change is.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Cheers
I think because the coins are small, they think they're worthless. I swapped most of these for my kids 5p's in their piggy banks. "Skylander money!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Student 1: "I've only got a tenner, why haven't you got change?"
Student 2, five seconds later: "I've only got a tenner. You should have change."

Student 3, five seconds later: "I've got a tenner, give me my change."

Student 4, five seconds later: "Here's a tenner."

etc until the urge to murder is uncontrollable
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:42, archived)
# ^this
have you been watching the CCTV from my bus or something?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:43, archived)
# You should change your passwords
(Also it was ten years back but I've been on the door of events where you deal with students. They seem to think you can shit coins out of your arse on demand. We had a whacking great float and assumed some people would be clever enough to go to the public bar and buy a drink and get change before coming and paying the £2.50 we were asking. How silly of us.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Yes West Street in Sheffield is a nightmare.
Bars up and down the road and they walk straight onto our buses after coming out of said bars with £5, £10 or £20 notes demanding that you should have change. We don't have a massive float we are given by the management £2.50 when we start the job and that has to see us through our entire career. A busdriver is always very protective of his/her float because once that's used up it's confrontation after confrontation. I've got in the habit of asking them if they have the correct change and it's remarkable that half of them just so happen to have the correct change, the other half probably have too but they like being arseholes and slapping down notes on the cash tray.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:51, archived)
# £2.50??? Blimey, I'd at least have expected £20 or so.
People are lazy and people are arseholes. It's easier to pull out a note and expect change than it is to spend an extra two seconds finding that that mess of coins in your pocket does actually cover the fare.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:53, archived)
# I was one of the luckier ones
drivers who started before me were lucky to get more than £1.50. I think they get £5 now.

Oh I've seen them fish out a handful of change look through it put it back in their pocket and pull out a £10 note. I then ask them "Can I have the correct change, please." and they look me dead in the eye and say "That's all I've got!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Well perhaps you should ask
For more change when you go out. If i have just been to the bank because i don't have any money and need to get on the bus i am unlikely to have less than a ten pound note am i?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:53, archived)
# The fancy pants buses round our way can print out credit notes if you put in too much.
Notes jam the money chute up though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# This is great, but imagine how awesome it would've been if you'd used gold sovereigns...
but imagine how awesome it would've been if you'd used gold sovereigns...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
I did consider £1 coins, but £161?
Or even fake £1 coins. I seem to be finding more and more of them recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# arf..ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# cheers prodge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Yay! Can you do an R2p too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Ahh jesus! I used them all up on this!
www.earlyshakespeare.com/2p.html

I do have quite a collection of pennies though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Maybe some other small, round objects
could be found to do BLX-5...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I think UKIP would fuck him, I think UKIP would fuck him hard...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:02, archived)
# He suits that too well
He's fattening Clegg up at the bottom of his pit
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:05, archived)
# And yet it's Clegg wearing the skin of a Tory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Absolutely Minimal Effort


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(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:47, archived)
# I swap you my Killer
for your Beluga?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Banker !!!
photo noels_zps9ab8e2e4.jpg
(EddieRobbo, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:04, archived)
# haha! It's only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:05, archived)
# He's too busy loving himself
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha, reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8X38AptH9s
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:54, archived)
# haha
that's a bit good (and a bit Vic Reeves)
how about Christina Bapplegate?.. or do buns not count?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:03, archived)
# Buns count.
Christian Bagel was a close second
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:05, archived)
# I'm intrigued to know
where the bread-products would end up on that suggestion. :-)

Nice original post as ever, Wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:06, archived)
# ^yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:26, archived)
# That's some tasty crumpet there
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:17, archived)
# WOO sir!!
BUT, where Billy Cob Thornton? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:20, archived)
# He's been split in half and spread with butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:27, archived)
# That's using your loaf
Nice work Wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:56, archived)
# soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] whale
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 May 2013, 6:41, archived)
# wail aa poyd ?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 3 May 2013, 6:43, archived)
# Motherfucking Whales on Fucking Stilts!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Rbxg0l3Mg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:46, archived)
# fucking hell!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:57, archived)
# I did an animation myself some years ago but that is long since lost.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:00, archived)
# I thought you'd made the poster too :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:10, archived)
# I wish. It's the actual book cover.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:10, archived)
# It's the front cover of a children's book.
I have it somewhere, I should get around to reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:10, archived)
# hahah brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:54, archived)
# whales with fricking laser beams attached to their heads!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:57, archived)
# that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:07, archived)
# Wonderful work!
Big Whale Clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] drop n run, got a whale on stilts to catch!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:52, archived)
# Wail aa poyd?
WAIL AA POYD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:08, archived)
# He's a master on those stilts
and he knows it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Was this inspired....
...by the Ongy-Bongy-Bo....????
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 4 May 2013, 8:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Shift It!
www.b3ta.com/links/993842
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Shag it, Bag it, and Snack it
www.kmov.com/news/off-beat/Police-Man-high-on-meth-ate-carpet-lint-205803931.html?can=n
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 2:00, archived)
# I can't top that
www.citynews.ca/2013/05/02/man-with-no-arms-plans-to-fight-seatbelt-ticket/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 May 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Bad dog acid.
Fear it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 May 2013, 2:13, archived)
# antidose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Gives mad blowjobs tho'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 May 2013, 2:31, archived)
# yesh, but your peanut butter budget will put you in the poorhouse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 2:37, archived)
# SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
It's 2.30 am and I'm up writing lectures. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 May 2013, 2:27, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Free Wheelie !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Woo I've just freed my Willy
And Hubble can't find it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:42, archived)
# It is rather cold tonight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 3 May 2013, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Mesmerising.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:18, archived)
# does he cook? i can fish!
does he cook? i can fish!
does he cook? i can fish!
does he cook? i can fish!
does he cook? i can fish!
does he cook? i can fish!
does he cook? i can fish!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:08, archived)
# This is all the Cab-Bage!
This is all the Cab-Bage!
This is all the Cab-Bage!
This is all the Cab-Bage!
This is all the Cab-Bage!
This is all the Cab-Bage!
This is all the Cab-Bage!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
Is that the lead singer of Fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Whaliens


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(wizzer77, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:06, archived)
# I reckon she's licked.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 May 2013, 23:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha this is wonderfabliousily houpla, woo and rather yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Oooh
Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 6:46, archived)
# glorious
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] you beat me to it
(phylactic, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Oh yes
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:11, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:50, archived)
# New Joint ITV + BBC reality show


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:36, archived)
# neil bucannon touched my man cannon :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:38, archived)
# is that richard hammond?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# freddys body doesnt fit his head
i think we shrink peoples heads for next weeks compo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
# he left the coat hanger in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Have you ever left the coat hanger in?
I remember reading on the internet a tale of man whole had drilled a hole into the top of his head and was poking about with a coat hanger and complained to the police that someone had stolen his brain, using the hanger to feel around in his skull....

speaking of skulls, whats a good redneck hat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:51, archived)
# definitely
bowler
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# a bowler wildcat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
# insert 50p to continue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# I appear to be feeling rather dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# I think I shall go lay down
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# *dramananamic music*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# I just wanted to stop the internet and lay down for a minute or two
*presses pause on reality*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# *accidently hits the eject button*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# im sorry but this advert just wants me to buy sausages
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Is there such a thing as a heavy metal red neck?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I'd just like to say
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# CHEVRON!!!!!
PILE ON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# ZIG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# TO THE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# MOTHERFUNKY
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# ZAG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# This many candles, you could burn the place down,
happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 May 2013, 1:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:46, archived)
# It could be a baseball cap with a brand name on it.
It has to be in an ugly colour, and you have to "wear it high" as The Gluey Brothers say: jack that thing up until you could be concealing something underneath. If you're talking about a pixellated hat I have been no help, but merry Skugmass to you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:01, archived)
# I'd hate tarby in that lineup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Duncan Norvelle?
NOOOOOooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:40, archived)
# That one on the right
Looks an awful lot like The Right Honourable The Lord Reid of Cardowan...

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Where's Savile's ghost?
They should have Derek Acorah do a seance
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Len Fairclough
would come through!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:53, archived)

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