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[challenge entry] come on ref! he's diving!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Is that the Welsh league? ;)
nicely done
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:06, archived)
# may as well be...
and ta!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# nicely shopped =)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# cheers, ta.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Dark Hams 39

The full tale of Dark Hams can be found on my blog. Too busy to finish the final episode, might be a few days.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:54, archived)
# WOO!
where will the dark hams take us in the future?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Oh dear, what an evil grin on his face in the last panel.
Where am the hams? D:
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:59, archived)
# All gone.
They took the giant onion into the sun.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Uh-oh
Should we be expecting a burst of *ahem* Hamma radiation?

Hamma radiation? Like Gamma radiation? Stop looking at me like that and laugh, you bastards.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:30, archived)
#
NO
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Epic work :D
Biblical even
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Wonderful :)
I need to get a move on with the thing I'm writing. Uni work's holding me back though.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Stop making excuses and get on with it.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Which I say as someone with a stack of half started projects that never got done.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Ha, a stack, I have an entire garage full. {:'(
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# In a few week's time I'll be back on track.
Then I'm thrown out into the big wide world. D:
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Little fox in a world full of trash, you'll do fine.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:50, archived)
# The way things are looking right now, I'm sure I'll survive.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Great stuff, all of it!
FYI, the link on your blog to #35 is broken. It's
/2013/05/dark-hams-35.html
but should be
/2013/04/dark-hams-35.html
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Oo ta.
Thought I'd caught them all, I messed a few others up as well.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I'd be surprised if no one here's done this gag, but hell, here it is...
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:28, archived)
# *burns embassy*
and clicks
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
i am outraged.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Apparently, Muhammad (pbuh) was a paedo.
But everyone was back then, so it's ok I think.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# did he work for the BBC in the 70's then?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:50, archived)
# *burns the b3ta embassy*
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
# The above comments are the opinions of the individual
and do not reflect the opinion of MuCorp. LTD., MuEnterpises LTD. or RainbowDinosaursЯUs PLC.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
/bums embassy
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
petrol, embassy, spark, etc
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:55, archived)
# No need. I preemptively burnt my embassy to the ground this morning.
I shall be stoning myself to death after lunch.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
"Mung must die!!" ;)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:56, archived)
# 'fatwas'
'click'
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuff Said
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Wall.E or Whal.E?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Nonce Test

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha nonscience.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:21, archived)
# There's no such thing as safe
what if you nonce in your sleep?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 7:56, archived)
# Then the Nonce-thought police will get you!
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# You should have copyrighted this
I'll incorporate these rules into my clever ChesterChecker noncestick.
Boop boop.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I fear you've been beaten to market.
I have a noncestick frying pan.
I simply apply it to someone, and it goes spang if they are a nonce.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] wahales
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Did you know? Cetaceans have a keen sense of humour:
 photo TrollProbe-1.jpg

This took far too long, for far too weak a joke. Sorry.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:20, archived)
# I did not know that about wahales.... they'll love this compo :)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Good ol' Gweg
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, archived)
# splish splash
what a cutie
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# don't be drawn in by those big eyes
he's a killer!!!....Greg was only trying to stroke him:(
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# IT'S MY MORTAL ENEMY, THAT WHALE IS MY NEME-Daaaaaaaawlookitcutewiddleface
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:24, archived)
# wahales
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Fuck, it has offspring. Metal offspring
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/943713_10151925514248136_586330000_n.jpg

*sorry, I'm at school, so I totally will be responding to this post*
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:49, archived)
# that's a shame, I'd have liked some kind of explanation as to what was going on in the photo
good luck with your GCSEs next year
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:14, archived)
# well
It's sort of a pre-party for the Danish metalfestival Copenhell in Copenhagen. They sailed around the habour, got drunk and listened to a bunch of metal.

The line-up this year is a bit shit though. Ooooold to anchient poodlerock.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:16, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Ah, ol' knicker nicker himself.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Hi, we're not your facebook page.
Thanks.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:34, archived)
# *likes*
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:38, archived)
# ah, sorry. Thougth there was something strange about the layout
But would it have been fine, if I had done a funny shop?

I just thougth you would like some new source material :)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Maybe you should've removed the words "Probably won't" from your initial post?
And replaced with "will"
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:04, archived)
# yup, maby I should
that would've been less cunty of me. apologies.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:16, archived)
# yup
then again you may have had less responses if you actually did a picture...as opposed to a link which brings the lurkers out.....usually
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:22, archived)
# ^ This with massive dangly balls.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:54, archived)
# sadly true
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I'm disappointed, no flaming cunt hammers at all.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# They mostly come out for threadwastes ... mostly
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:07, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:53, archived)
# That is fucking terrifying.
Falling Down?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Indeed...
Michelle Pfiffer's hot, less successful, sister
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:44, archived)
# what the hell is that?!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:28, archived)
# o_0
Awesome.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Odd-Fish redux.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:15, archived)
# I love this SOOOOOOO much!
*clicks*
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Wow.
:D
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Googles 'Baleen' - great work
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:42, archived)
# HA!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:45, archived)
#
a work of art
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:24, archived)
# This is awful*

*by which I mean full of awe.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:47, archived)
# That is brilliant... apart from one thing.
The bloody earworm it has left me with.

However, it is still hugely clickworthy, so have some.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:48, archived)
# This may help you:
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Well.
That's my lunchtime cake requirements sorted. :-)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I'm whistling that bloody tune as I type.
*Shakes fist*
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# My work here is done.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:23, archived)
# 28 different kinds of woo and yay!
love your stuff Nobby!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:04, archived)
# ....

-edit- thats the new releases .. the cunts
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:33, archived)
# I rented After Effects to finish a job off
ยฃ27 instead of ยฃ1000 to buy it. I think I prefer the new way
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:43, archived)
# in that situation yes
but 'forced' renting now, there are so many reasons this is not good...
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:46, archived)
# I'm used to it with Autode$k products
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Have to say that for offices like ours, this looks like a total fucking rip-off.
We're buying up copies of the last version of CS.

Interesting times. I wonder if this will steer people towards other packages like Corel Draw?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:25, archived)
# your the
5th person today ive heard say that, copies must be flying off the shelves
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# A Tarbuck Video from the 70's?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:33, archived)
# Probably the only thing I've seen him in that's amusing.
Apart from that impression of him in the animated version of Roger Mellie.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:36, archived)
# This one?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:41, archived)
# ho ho!
Do you reckon Brucie could be next?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:04, archived)
# gah!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:39, archived)
# That's handy.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:58, archived)
# And now a word from our sponsor
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 2:23, archived)
# RACIST
{;-)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:10, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:31, archived)
# this .gif is exhausting to watch, especially after the first hour or so
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:34, archived)
# Think how the poor woman must feel.

Yeah I could probably have phrased that better.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:36, archived)
# Her cleavage is starting to look like an arse, oh no I've spoilt it now.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:38, archived)
# yeah---
No you haven't
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:49, archived)
# Heh
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:51, archived)
#
spoiled it
made it better
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:50, archived)
# 'waits for CDC'
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:51, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:56, archived)
# ALL TIME YOU ARE TOUCHING MY ASS
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 4:02, archived)
# I'm watching Metalocalypse on netflix
I just saw the one where all of their parents come to visit.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 4:05, archived)
# 'bookmarked'
Time to go, I'm out of concentration, g'night.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 4:35, archived)
# Night :)
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 4:51, archived)
# gluetits
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:21, archived)
# FUCK as its slow:D
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# sexehtiem!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# 'Spluffs'
Early vulcanised rubber breast implant video.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Nice blur(s)! :)

(, Mon 6 May 2013, 23:21, archived)
# well, that graped my squildo
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
#
can you tell what it is yet?
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Epic chillum
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# MEGACHODE: ENGAGE!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 3:32, archived)
# I can't imagine what you mean.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Feeling inspired yet?
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:09, archived)
# inspired?
I think I got a yeats infection from looking at this
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Oh Pedro.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Where is he learning these words mofaha?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 1:07, archived)
# I've been stuck at home with man-flu all day
and as such have seen about 50 of these 'inspirational' quote things
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:01, archived)
#
Bird flu is worse than man flu
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Puntasmagorical!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:03, archived)
# A-ha, speak of the devil ...
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha I missed this!
Probably chafes like a bitch, that.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:41, archived)
#
probably
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# i thought that was from sleeping with your cousin?
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:12, archived)
# how could i get it from you sleeping with my cousin?
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 0:11, archived)
# i do not regret the puns I made, only the ones I did not make
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:23, archived)
# ain't it the truth
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:08, archived)
# WB Yeats the occultist who fell out with Aleister Crowley becuase of their relative importance in a secret society of 'magicians'.
I attach no importance to him.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:14, archived)
# this is good.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:02, archived)
# i hope mr. krabs doesn't walk in on them.


also, this is quite disturbing, well done.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Oh hai Drim- oh.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'll have a go at both.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:12, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Won't somebody please think of the plankton?
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:23, archived)
# My plankton saw this!
MY PLANKTON!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:23, archived)
# HIS PLANKTON!!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:17, archived)
# ADMIRAL!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:26, archived)
# ALL TIME SPONGING!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:49, archived)
# CRAB NIPPULA
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:26, archived)
# HA!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Areolae funny!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Very nautical, I like it
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:28, archived)
# it's also very naughtycal
ban this sick filth
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Muy bueno Senor Atomic!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:41, archived)
# i think this is a pisstake on my Mooby Dick post, and I wont stand for it
I am watching you, Atomic!!!
ALSO ::: W,Y,H!! :D :D
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# You were denied a FP in my opinion...
...I will smoke some weed and drink a Guinness in protest.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:51, archived)
# And I will drink some rum as a 'hear hear'.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
FUNSTUFF :D
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:58, archived)
# the detail in the little paintings is kind of blowing me away
did you paint those all small like that?
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:41, archived)
# yes i did*
*not
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Oh, very good indeed!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:57, archived)
# yay!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:17, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:39, archived)
# More of this please!

Edit: KY Jelly fish! lolz
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:11, archived)
# And^This
KY Jelly fish LoL:D
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:41, archived)
# i laughed harder and longer than i should have.....
woo yeah mon!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:06, archived)
# awesome
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:28, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Jaws buttplug FTW!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 23:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHA!!
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:29, archived)
# ARE YA READY KIDS???
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:16, archived)
# oh god :P
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Just superb :D
I think the internet has now been won.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Massively, massively wrong.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hai Moggy
8D
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] peep roost
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:57, archived)
# This is where we get the term
'salty seamen'
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Hehehehehe.....
Dick
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Knoby Dick!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Stairs

How I feel at the moment trying to come up with an idea
Hello everyone! I've not posted on here in aaages
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Oh this is great. At first I thought it was borked.
Weird.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Thanks
Not borked, just looped :)

It's become a compulsion of mine recently just to loop things, with no other idea beyond that....
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Loops of infinity?
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:00, archived)
# great stuff
: D
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Stairs... to nowhere climb...*
This is great :) I was worried about where your toecaps were for a second
*bonus points for spotting the lyric
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:18, archived)
# not bad...............but you're not as good as that bloke Sheep...
oh :D
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:00, archived)
# step on a crack...break yo mama's back
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Infinite PeaRoast
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:16, archived)
# ooh, that's nicely done
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Aikido skills!
This one should go viral on martial arts message boards.
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Sheeeeeeee
eeeeeeep!!
Hello :)
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Hi!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:23, archived)
#
This place has changed, huh?
Like nobody around anymore...
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Yeah, I'd noticed it's gone a bit quieter
As a GIF anim maker, one of the main reasons I don't post much on the image board is 'cos 400k GIFs is really limiting for me :(
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Yeah I get that :/
Shame really :( Internets get faster, b3ta gets more limited :/
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Knew it was you in about a second.
Whether it was colour palette, camera skills, shoes or just perfect looping I do not know.

All we like Sheep!
(, Mon 6 May 2013, 23:57, archived)

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