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# There's no 'Serving suggestion' darlings, you're NOT morons...
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha, they go great with a pack of Hobbit Knobs?

LOVE his name by the way ;)
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Bet these would sell like hot cocks...
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Saucy! (or milky)
When he died, teletext wrote an obituary page that was fastext-linked with the phrase 'Crispobit'. I thought it would be a news story about a new snack or summat...
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:26, archived)
# mmm cheesy
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Hitler's Barber ?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:14, archived)
# haha that was my first thought :D
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:15, archived)
# my first thought was, oh it's Cornwall
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Ha my second thought was mmm pasty gristle
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
# is that from my Gif?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:05, archived)
# As you do
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Cow manure fetish man is still my fav Cornwall news story ever by a country mile
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:06, archived)
# hot ass
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:52, archived)
# That's how Waco started
trufax
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Curry last night?
Or bad Oysters?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Liar liar?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:27, archived)
# It's not funny
my arse is on fire

Parapalegic
inhuman liar
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Needs Preparation H
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# i fell in to a burning ring of fire
i went down down down,
and the flame's getting higher,
and it burns burns burns,
like a ring of fire,
like a ring of fire,
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Weeeeeeee
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:44, archived)
# yes.
clikt
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Man on the RHS has an uncontrollabe leg.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:12, archived)
# with these guys fighting for us we have nothing to fear from the NWO
:D
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:55, archived)
# what fun
Has that guy on the right, painted his face white?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:26, archived)
#
 photo woo-yey.gif
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] mister grimsdale! i forgot the cake mister grimsdale!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# When the cake did arrive
I'll bet he used the forks.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:16, archived)
# bastard ouch
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:29, archived)
# In space, noone can hear you spanged.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:24, archived)
# loved him as a kid
Norman that is :D
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:57, archived)
# ^this
Had the pleasure of spending a little time in his company about 9 years ago, genuinely lovely chap, wiv da angles :'(
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a trap
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:17, archived)
# you're 'avin me on
edit - compo it !!!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:19, archived)
# It's a map!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Admiral Spang Thread
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:01, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Missed the cunt :D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Is that missile Greek?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:14, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Jizzdrone will be back, Glorious Leader.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
# We can all breathe easier now.


Oh, and click
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahalacist
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:10, archived)
# oh no
nucurar missors
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Teen Wolf and Garfunkel
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Simian and Garfunkel?
That's what I thought it was, until I read the title.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Heaven holds a place for those who slay!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:37, archived)
# The only lycanthrope in New York?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:43, archived)
#
nicely
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:13, archived)
# I've had worse
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:16, archived)
# And I thought you loved me
sobs
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:22, archived)
# I am
turned on now.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Not nice
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:40, archived)
# "I got thirteen billion channels of shite on the T.V. to choose from".

*edit: Devises personal hand gesture*
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# The new Call of Duty looks pretty good...
Uh... that's... really all I have to say.

Apart from the fact the console looks like a freeview box.

And while I'm at it, what the fuck is the point in voice command? Shit, they're even trying to give Kinect another chance! I think I'll stick with using a controller...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:18, archived)
# I thought it looked like an old style VCR
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Got those swollen hand blues.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:19, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:21, archived)
# XBox, now with one of those shiny disk drives that Sony had last time
woohoo!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:22, archived)
# my first thoughts were it looked like an angular PS3
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:34, archived)
# My first thought was it looked like the drawer unit we kept videos in.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Sony's stock price just went up by $1.50..true fact
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:34, archived)
# hahah
although I'm a little concerned that Sony will say "Well if Microsoft are forcing people to pay extra for a pre-owned game, we might as well too"
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
# hope not..I was impressed by kinect 2 but that's about it
Xbox go to secret wank folder
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
"Xbox, trending dinnerladies..."

Oh. I've said too much.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:50, archived)
# "XBOX, show me yifftits covered in strawberry jam."
I mean uhh...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:03, archived)
# it all went to shit when they started not making things backward compatable
if you ask me.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:36, archived)
# If you find a SNES that plays
NES games, let me know yeah?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:34, archived)
# I've seen one playing GameBoy games.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:49, archived)
# What a load of old shit.
Microsoft trying desperately to force Kinect on everyone is much like Hollywood attempting to justify the billions they've thrown at 3D technology despite the viewing public being pretty much 'yeah, so things come out the screen, so what, your film's still bollocks'.

And does this mean that I now need to buy a TV licence?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Bonus points for The Wall reference :o)
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:01, archived)
# How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# The laddie reckons himself a poet!
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Suitable locations...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Pfffft!
Is North Norfolk Digital the hospital radio station?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome =)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha
Have this: You know the one, you buy one, you get one free, I SAY YOU.... etc.



Everyones career has to end, although I think the window guy, this IS his career.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Luke's tentacle tripledick bobbing into view.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Doing the force with a webbed hand must be difficult.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Can't wear rings. No Jedi bling.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
Nice work TGA!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:48, archived)
# NFN
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
what an ace post for me to reply to for my 51,000th post and 9th candle day!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:33, archived)
# it's been a long time
a long, long time
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:34, archived)
# happy flaming candle day!
:D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:54, archived)
# cheers dude
I owe it all to you!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:19, archived)
# May your nips be covered in hot wax!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:29, archived)
# every single Tuesday
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Happy candleday!
I'm not far behind you.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:44, archived)
# You are 10s of thousands of posts behind me!
:D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
Love the identical twins from Cromer looking on :-)
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Not sure if this is a well known store in the UK? It was asking for it though, I thought.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Shit happens
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# oh thanks. I just had my dinner.
Mulligatawny soup, beef stew and chocolate mousse.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:31, archived)
# I would suggest avoiding running
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Really! Oh no
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:31, archived)
# just for those who have not clicked this
its a man covered in his own poop running
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Just Poo It.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# missed that one :(
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:31, archived)
# stig as steel
nice mohawk
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Mr Tea leaves

I like my tea strong. No Photoshop used, just 1 tea bag and a pair of scissors
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Top work!
The Eh? TEAm.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
# haha
cheers
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:22, archived)
# *ahem*
I pi-TEA the fool that doesnt click this.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
very good and thanks
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Nicely
Two sugars please
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:07, archived)
# sugar you say?

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Is that one photoshopped though?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:14, archived)
# But definitely NO MILK.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:55, archived)
# If only you had made Darth Vader out of tea...
...you could have entered the challenge.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Happy birthday, Mr. T!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Nicely. Here's my effort
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Lovely work
Lovely
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Satellite of FUCK!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# nice!
dandruff?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Holy shit

That is bloody awesome stuff!
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:03, archived)
# nice....put the vibration of a small motor near to it.... you could video the scattering effect then run the clip in reverse
wahey !
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Formation ants!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:01, archived)
# nice idea
but it's all swept away now, in the compostarium!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:01, archived)
#
Dont wake the veggies!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Bloom
Raymond the Squash better keep his head down or I'll cut him
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:49, archived)
# yeah, "the vibration of a small motor".
You can't just pull such a thing out of thin air you know.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Cocking ace.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Yay.
Also, I'm drinking tea at this very moment. Jasmine.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Weak tea is never an issue.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:31, archived)
# ART!
That is all.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Nicely
:D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Great stuff
..
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
# I pity Ty-Phoo.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:04, archived)
# What is Mr. T's favourite yoghurt?
A Petit Filous.

Ah thenk yew.
(, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Peter Smellers.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# hehe
LOVE Peter Sellers
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Comedy GENIUS!!!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:59, archived)
# I thought it was Zach Dingle :(
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# one of my favourite things that lift crack up
ha ha ha !
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# There's an outtake reel of about 30 takes if you can be arsed to Youtube it!
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] First post, long time a lurkin
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I did think as it is filmed here...
a bunch of EastEnders nobodies will be playing bit parts...this will really spoil it when Ian Beale struts on as a Stormtrooper.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Isnt he a little
shit for a storm trooper?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha
needs a cig or joint in his right hand?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I just played a Stormtrooper in a movie
With that on my CV I'm definitely going to apply
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Mucky home vids probably don't count :(
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:56, archived)
# My IMDB credit will
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Post more, lurk less.
:)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Epic Lurking!!
Nicely and not's let wait another six years ;)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:35, archived)
#
No promises =P
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] You Barsterd!!!!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, archived)
#
Nice Chewie, looks like a baby womble.

Unless its Gandalf?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:49, archived)
# you shall not pass, Ok?
Well, you can, if you really want to...
but it's not cool...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# haha \o/
H.Christianson is the king of the smacked arse face
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
# "won't sombody think of the younglings"
nicely
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Because every cunting person who comes to the UK ends up having to speak to these pooholes!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, she's very shouty isn't she?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:10, archived)
# i fucking hate that show
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha, this made me laugh on Tw*tter the other day.
PRETEND you're a guest on The One Show by sitting on a sofa for 30 minutes and watching The One Show. (via @mattsolly)— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) May 16, 2013
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Once when I misplaced the remote ...
I ended up watching a 5 minute feature on Christmas cards by Carol Thatcher!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Are you still in therapy?
You must have suffered unimaginable pain.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Last of the summer starwars franchises
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I have seen this episode...
Luke gets catapulted over a hedge in a bath, I think?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Yes.
Twice, and makes an old man fall off his bicycle trying to avoid the silly old cunt.
Who should be in a home anyway... but thats another story.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:37, archived)
# heheh
Mrs. Clap hates her with a vengeance
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Me too
she is Keith Baratt in drag.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Been trying to think of a Star Wars pic all flaming week.

No joy. Instead here's a Sea Devil. From Dr Who.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# mad, swivel-eyed loon
also, nice Farage
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:26, archived)
# If you think he's a swivel eyed loon,
look at Lord Monckton.


On second thoughts, don't - he's enough to cause nightmares.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Jesus
He certainly has the 'Innsmouth look' about him.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Dawgon' Dagon!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:49, archived)
# haha
make a good compo
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
# They both seem to be enjoying themselves enormously
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Ja, Ja
..
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Slap that fella!
Pints 'n' gills results in thrills.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# He's not been interested in the seeds on the bird table
but he's been eyeing the birds eating them rather suspiciously
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# nice! Birs and reptiles always work well together
probably since they are basically the same thing
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed
 photo bunglesarmy1.jpg
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:52, archived)
# I never noticed the banjo before, how bizarre
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:03, archived)
# All the cool wookies play banjo.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:07, archived)
# If you look close you can see Burt Reynolds as well...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:07, archived)
# There's even a fucking Predator left of centre, what's going on
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:10, archived)
# you've put the 'woo' back in wookie
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Very nice.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Roger Roger...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# They debated it and 01000110-UK issued a robottal.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:22, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:17, archived)

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