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Do you expect me to talk ?, No Mr.Bond, I expect you to find the cup of Christ !

(sashton, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:06, archived)

Lol, Star Wars!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:11, archived)

there can be only one!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:32, archived)

I understand that Speilberg asked to make a Bond, and they refused, so he did Raiders.

That might be complete bollocks, however, as my friends are all full of shit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:43, archived)

I think that is true

I did a google and saw at least 2 links saying so

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mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:27, archived)

solid evidence right there, man!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:54, archived)

Should have mailed it to the Marksh Brothersh...

Also for no other reason than I've not posted a picture in ages...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:54, archived)

I like this.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)

I like Sean Young.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)

Except for the (allegedly) 'crazy as a sack of hammers' bit.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:47, archived)

welcome new person

and more of this, please :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:21, archived)

VERY WELCOME SASHTON! Pull up a chair and air the pits

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Q4nobody, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:20, archived)

Hello, sashton.

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 20:30, archived)

Have a doodle

Going down is quicker. That's what she said.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:58, archived)

Lovely.

Are they stood on a whale's nose?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:59, archived)

yes, that's exactly what they are standing on.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:31, archived)

This is redexing for me

my day is RUINED

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:11, archived)

LOL, it's a load of hot chicks, who like dutch guys

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:31, archived)

:((((((

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:00, archived)

And they all have bi tendencies, but only with other hot chicks who are equally open minded in this manner.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:21, archived)

The people who live at Nob End.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:44, archived)

I have clearly made a geoschlong

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:19, archived)

Bugger. Made this before I noticed Vagabond's comment...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:24, archived)

HUGE COCK

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:35, archived)

Thanks.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, archived)

No really, I thought on seeing it

That'll be cause of injury

next I knew I had two black eyes.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

Nicely done

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Q4nobody, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:24, archived)

This one.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:39, archived)

Nicely.

(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:41, archived)

Here in Missouri, USA

...small isolated mountain summits are called Knobs. Pilot Knob, Knob Noster, and the oh so ROFL Knob Lick

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)

Today I have learned something about Missouri.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:08, archived)

Dune?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:52, archived)

No it's just the way I'm sitting

I dunno, lol.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:20, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 3:35, archived)

is Pedro having a b3taday?

EDIT www.b3ta.com/board/10974062 Oh I see

Happy-happy birthday

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Jun 2013, 7:11, archived)

heheh

happy ILR candles

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 7:30, archived)

happy real dog day Pedro

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:02, archived)

happy birthday pedro!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:41, archived)

Happy pedro to you

Happy pedro to you
Fuck paying warner-chappel for singing this
And you smell like one too!

*tootles with vigor*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:56, archived)

Happy Birthday Pedro

(Fly Projector, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:00, archived)

Happy IRL birthday, Pedro

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:11, archived)

happy bidet pedro

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:22, archived)

Happy Buffgay my sweet Prince.

You left your watch behind again. See you later. kisses. xxxx

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:31, archived)

HIRLB!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:27, archived)

*votes for Pedro*

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:00, archived)

SQUEEE!!

TY MO!
I finally scrolled back down this far :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)

happy burpday!!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:29, archived)

I made him what he is today.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:35, archived)

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 3:19, archived)

This is shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:12, archived)

This is just mediocre

(Brian Large and on the whole, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:19, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:01, archived)

Oh come on Putin, get with it!

(source)

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revolution now 👊, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:13, archived)

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

GAY BAR
...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:17, archived)

LET'S START A WAR

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revolution now 👊, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:18, archived)

START A NUCLEAR WAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:40, archived)

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:40, archived)

OMG FACEBOOK IS DOWN :((

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:08, archived)

U OK HUN?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:20, archived)

well, it's my IRL B'Day and I think all of the well-wishers brought down the internet ~.~:;

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:28, archived)

SRSLY??

Happy birthday :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:34, archived)

:D Cheers!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:43, archived)

I don't have a gift for you

but I'm happy to share this. Don't break it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:36, archived)

they're just like us, look at how they don't wear a tie

*votes*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:03, archived)

Is it 1999?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:12, archived)

Sorry

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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:01, archived)

i recognize that kangaroo

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:10, archived)

You win

could not resist he/she was asking for it

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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:15, archived)

Wait! This is not a cat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:13, archived)

Yes We Can

Do what the fuck we like

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:16, archived)

Isn't this man King of the Tweenies?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:03, archived)

arf

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 7:31, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:03, archived)

pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:13, archived)

The Swami- The ability to change Phil Collins into a monkee

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:04, archived)

...now I'm a believer

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:20, archived)

and an easy lover

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:23, archived)

a midnight toker

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:28, archived)

some people call me Maurice

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:31, archived)

Gay Ream Belieber.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:57, archived)

Justin Belieber

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 3:17, archived)

Mustapha Bindun

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:49, archived)

Correct

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:50, archived)

Nigella ...

... I'm old enough to be your father.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:54, archived)

haha

hadn't seen it before tho

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:11, archived)

Toasty did it mere hours after the news broke :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:23, archived)

Bugger

I was out of the country without my laptop. Never again.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:33, archived)

:o)

www.b3ta.com/board/10973586

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:57, archived)

That horizon programme was pretty hard hitting

WFHIT

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:20, archived)

Love your arts style.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:21, archived)

Ta!

'tis me first time doing my inkings in photoshop. (Sorry to have foregone the traditional CDC)

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:32, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:23, archived)

poor cat :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:36, archived)

Stupid humans

Sadly, I actually mean it.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:49, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:50, archived)

fab

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Mousing, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:58, archived)

I do enjoy your comics

Great sense of humour, and nicely drawn.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:23, archived)

{:-<

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:21, archived)

lovely

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shiro_kuma, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 4:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That's very woo indeed.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:34, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:04, archived)

Ive seen people (mostly idiots or forrins) on forums saying things like "U R G8!!!!"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:13, archived)

UR BABBY IS ETIN COW&G8!!!!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:43, archived)

PLZ CLOWS THA G8

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mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

Great stuff Elvis!!!! :)

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Ninj, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:40, archived)

cheers Ninj :)

ps....seen your entry on FN...nice one wahey

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:50, archived)

Ooh, cheers matey

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Ninj, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:03, archived)

What's FN?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:51, archived)

it's not fun without 'u'.

Sound the klaxon.

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:15, archived)

When?!When?!When?!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:50, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:36, archived)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:58, archived)

FOKK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 3:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:01, archived)

excellent work as ever.

Tony Montana being served a wafer thin mint... brilliant!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:04, archived)

haha. hadn't spotted that.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:23, archived)

haha... lovely

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shiro_kuma, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 4:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:25, archived)

Judge Judy Drench____________________________________________________________________

spotify:track:05uI1w9BFqXXljwFBeDf6w (Dear Prudence by Siouxsie And The Banshees)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:36, archived)

It is a very nice vineyard though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:50, archived)

I cut my own hair!! : )

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)

She looks a bit like she's belming, with that chin on 'er!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:54, archived)

juicy drench logo looks like a woman spread legs

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:56, archived)

she's got some bottle

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:02, archived)

Judy get down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba8l-lrOu-k

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:07, archived)

I wonder what is the stench of judi dench's drench?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:14, archived)

Dame Judy Dench...

... Sat on a bench down deep in a trench eating a barbecued tench, which created a stench much like the French :)

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Ninj, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:42, archived)

Mystaque

Mystaque never quite got the hang of predictable shape-shifting, but once in a while became a mean kickboxer.

www.idrinkleadpaint.com

(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)

Beware the Blue Foot, Embrace the Green Gooch.

spotify:track:2ZHocjQlpAsLtpVyuZiKQo (Magic's Wand by Whodini)_______________________________________________
spotify:track:1tu6jGtyTpyD4j2qlXqi92 (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)_____________________________________________

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:49, archived)

Green gooch?

Then you need PFUCK-KREEM^TM
Rub it in twice a day. Rub it in HARD.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:51, archived)

Hai, ma name is Boris, welcome to PFUCK, how may I direct your KREEM?

- yeaaah, can i haz disunt on pfuck?
na
- k

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)

Blue Shite in 3D.

worst movie ever...jusssayin'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:15, archived)

i like the cameo from Martin Short

it's in 2D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:18, archived)

He didn't do well in the poll.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:20, archived)

YOU'VE KILLED THE INVISIBLE SWORDSMAN!

youtu.be/2uszdyMaC2c
youtu.be/lnqucokEsl4

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)

WILSON!!!___________________o_____________________________________________\o/___________________

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:29, archived)

DRAGNET

youtu.be/pT_QRKfv8H4

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:30, archived)

omgthatwasawful

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)

yeah, butt Dancin Dan Aykroyd

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:37, archived)

Oh, sweet baby jebus...

How can Glenn Hughes be linked to THAT?!!
P.S. My Fokkin Prawns are very briney. Any advice?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:25, archived)

As a doctor, I suggest a brief sanguine followed by Nitronic Rush mit multipal jessops.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:35, archived)

I've been advised that this will cause multi-glans distal injuries.

Perhaps you can direct me to a Prawn Kreem Emporium?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:04, archived)

Some Blue Bloke?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)

hahaha another cracker

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:57, archived)

I think I've had her.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:12, archived)

her? It's Riverghost isn't it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:25, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:24, archived)

Uncle Muscles, that's a Tim and Eric reference, you suave fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:27, archived)

Hold it in!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:30, archived)

METH MASTER 2: Way to Budokan

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:32, archived)

That's a cheap trick.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:35, archived)

FOCKIN PRAWNS, MAN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:38, archived)

The results are:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:43, archived)

no love for goofus

i demand a recunt

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:45, archived)

Fucking Prawn Clock sez it's time to inhale wacky smoke.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)

Hu Dun It?

youtu.be/DEOpIMrFu98
spotify:track:2ZHocjQlpAsLtpVyuZiKQo (Magic's Wand by Whodini)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:18, archived)

hide drug

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:29, archived)

STALE!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:26, archived)

MOVE CAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:09, archived)

Little bit o' politics...

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:31, archived)

Look at him hogging that boinker

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:36, archived)

UTRECHT UTERUS REDUX: The Hunt for Jurgen Prochnow's Prolapse - The Early Years

youtu.be/KEHooNUxslM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:41, archived)

That prawn looks lethal.

jusssayin'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:45, archived)

CLEVA FOCKIN PRAWN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:46, archived)

It's called 'science'.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:12, archived)

your muscle is very small

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:28, archived)

Racist!...He's asian!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:30, archived)

ripped mar anus

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)

That reminds me of this recent local story

blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/06/11/video-emerges-of-naked-man-accosting-riders-at-bart-station/

(linked videos in article, one is NSFW, the other is OK.)

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tubaman, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:04, archived)

Daddy long-legs man.

Click for bigger (421 kb)
The wrath of the sticky fly catcher.

(wizzer77, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:15, archived)

TJ:

Anyone got Illustrator or similar and able to make a HUGE version of this for me?

www.army.mod.uk/images/images-microsites/RA/e-bty.jpg

When I say HUGE, A4 would be plenty.

DM me - I have a call now, but you cunts are excellent at this shit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:17, archived)

Like this?

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:26, archived)

ENHANCE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:36, archived)

No ;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:28, archived)

How's this?

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:35, archived)

Pretty fucking good.

Thank you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:29, archived)

Click for bigger (22 kb)

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:18, archived)

Also, I do not understand this compo at all

I missed the X-Men, I guess - just too old.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:18, archived)

Apologies for the sportsball refference but as I knocked this together for something else...

I thought I might share it here. It may give some of you a titter, or a great big throbbing rage boner that sportsball has been mentioned.
Either way I'm back off for a geordie cry-wank and some more epic lurking. BYES!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:54, archived)

heh

The Toon definitely win at the comedy team stakes

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:02, archived)

Americans

coming over here, taking our jokes

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:35, archived)

explain

spotify:track:3iM1HF7zVAujjwwESbTVc2 (Pablo Picasso/Mary Lou - Live by John Cale)
www.b3ta.com/links/Jon_Lajoie_Fuck_Everything:2

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:37, archived)

I liked the bit where you talked about knocking it together.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:52, archived)

THAT'S A BIT BLUE!

Where's me washboard?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:56, archived)

'ow queer! 'ow queer! 'ow queer!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:07, archived)

Do you like a smoke after a bit of 'ow's ya father'?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:08, archived)

OS X Mavericks Approved

Click for bigger (245 kb)

(sashton, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:31, archived)

take me back to windows vista

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)

Welcome to b3ta, sashton.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)

where is everyone Drimble?

i've been away for ages and now it seems spookily quiet

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)

too quiet....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)

They lurk, that's what they do.

And I tell you what: magenta dick followed cock followed dick followed cock followed dick ...
Rob says, 'I don't care who you are, here's to your meme.'
The old b3tans returned to the board, 'Here's to you, Rob!'
And the fat Alf kid delved into his lunchbox with all his heart.
Here's to no more Freebase.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:52, archived)

good old lurkers

also spooky is that you don't exist as a user

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:07, archived)

Profile for Drimble:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:20, archived)

i get user not found

maybe he's blocked in china :(

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:26, archived)

Have a related pea.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)

Everyone is on fecesbook nowadays

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:30, archived)

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:54, archived)

Hahaha

Full of LOL

(sashton, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)

Hahahaha - fucking ace!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:17, archived)

wiggly worm is sweating a lot

must be hot stuck in that computer

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:23, archived)

nice

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:26, archived)

...

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Memaxx, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:15, archived)

i don't care how noble their intentions or vaunted their ideals

if ANYONE who had x-ray vision said they'd never sneak a peek, they'd be a dirty fucking liar.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:19, archived)

Word.

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Memaxx, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:19, archived)

I'm sneaking a peek,

And I'm not even wearing xray specs!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:29, archived)

you've been warned about this before, my lad

that hole's for peeping out of, NOT peeping into!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:33, archived)

p

* snigger *

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)

that's quite enough of that, young man

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:42, archived)

Three men with skeleton fetish.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:22, archived)

:-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)

the girl is hanging in NYC, and the men are standing in Tokyo.

jussayin

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)

Long-distance X-ray vision

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:26, archived)

you accept the possibility of x-ray vision, yet you baulk at that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)

thems some good bildin spottins!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)

i was going to ask how she got in this predicament

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)

They must be

damn fine glasses then!

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:55, archived)

yes! yes!

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:11, archived)

THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)

is this B3ta AIDS?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)

Wow man

/eyes roll back in head

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:05, archived)

it belongs in my kitchen

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:07, archived)

zzyes... zzyria, ahem, and so ehh... zz

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)

they would look so much better in kilts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:05, archived)

everything looks better in kilts

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:53, archived)

except susan boyle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:57, archived)

Is someone grabbing Obama's balls?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:07, archived)

Hahahaha

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Ninj, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)

Putin or sutin

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FridgeBadger, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)

why aren't they wearing ties?

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shiro_kuma, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:22, archived)

Why does Obama belm so much?

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:05, archived)

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