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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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but..but...but...
There's four bees!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:02,
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Four bee's
a jolly good fellow,
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:11,
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HaHA!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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Whither the grocer's apostrophe?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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Nice.
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PUNCTUATION
This week's daunting task is to add a comma, apostrophe or whatever to familiar brands, slogans and names to make them different and lolworthy and great. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:39,
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yay! game on
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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Good first entry too!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:01,
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that's what she said
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:05,
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Girlfriend's in a comma
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:06,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:06,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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I know what she's listening to
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Fly Projector ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:20,
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The Quo never resisted the odd blow job
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:08,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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r2-45
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:41,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:59,
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FUCK OFF STAR WARS
That is it
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:10,
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NEVER!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:54,
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Just don't get the Stars Wars thing. Kiddie Sci Fi. Might as well be Hairy Potter
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:10,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:33,
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Forget all that...
It's my B3taDay! Have a machine that didn't come out as planned and looks a bit like like a sex device.
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SquidHead ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:14,
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HRMPH
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:17,
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The Times has gone with "Hideous rapist marries public house"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:45,
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"Headmaster reckons mattress prank hurts" says The Telegraph
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:52,
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And from this week's guest publication Knightmare Fanboys Weekly: "Hugo rubbed my penile head"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:55,
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How Roddy Mcdowall punched Hitler
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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Her Rajesty's Mevenue Pand Hustoms
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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no candle no birthday
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:31,
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Amazing.
Really well done.
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r3load ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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Thanks!
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SquidHead ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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Egg, egg like a bird's egg
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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Bird Puns or Char vs. Char please
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:00,
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Bunnies!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:26,
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Dragons or Smash Monkey will kill us all.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:48,
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^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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Oh, bloody hell. I like all of those except the one that's winning.
*sulks*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:55,
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Star Wars vs Carry On
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:56,
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You're not thinking laterally
It'll go Star Wars v Star Wars. "Tell you what would be hilarious! Yoda vs R2D2!!!!! XD"
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:58,
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*Opens up potatoshop*
*looks for Yoda & R2D2 images*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:00,
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oh man oh man how about leia vs boba fett?
boba fett vs a stormtrooper? r2 finally offing c3po with the help of the emperor? the possibilities are endless!
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:01,
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Paul Gascoigne vs Colonel Sanders
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:02,
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THEY'RE NOT FROM STAR WARS
Stop fucking with me We may as well say Julius Caesar vs Geoffrey from Rainbow
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:04,
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Rod vs Jane vs Freddy
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:05,
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Rod Hull vs Fake Rod Hull vs Godzilla vs Speedy Gonzales
They called it the fight of the century but they underestimated it!
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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I never realised he was played by Kevin Eldon until just now, looking for pictures :O
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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I realised it about four months back!
I'm in early, me. Got to get up early to get one over on old Boris.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:18,
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...and character is in the lead...now it's neck and neck with punctuation...now punctuation's ahead by a dash...
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:27,
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On the inside 'Bird Puns' is making a late run
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:44,
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Manley?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:47,
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Not the response I expected.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:47,
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ummm
'eat me'?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:56,
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More like U FILTAD :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:04,
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That's just a photo of Joni MItchell
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:59,
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Benedict
Cumberbatch?
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routine has perfected burgers ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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I did a doodle
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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close the curtains
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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Take away his ladder or cut his legs off
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Flash_Bastard ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:31,
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When his powers are at their most formidable.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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Next door's cat has learned to escape from the upstairs window
and now jumps in mine if I leave it open. Hanging coat-hangers from the window handle to get in the way of its jump onto the sill seems to put it off, at least for now. You may be surprised to find out just how readily he actually can get down again when suitably encouraged.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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He fell off by accident the other night, straight into the flower bed
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:00,
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hire a
sniper
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:03,
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Lol'd of the Rings
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:20,
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Fab. *Click*
Awaits more.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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Joffery looks smug and twattish....... SPOT ON!
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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Jon Snow has the Blood of The Dragon.
Mark my words. Woo, also.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:32,
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what, like Bruce Lee?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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Like Targaryen.
He'll be smoking The Others from the back of a dragon before it's all over.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:37,
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smashing!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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Jon
Snurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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UTB ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:51,
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no idea but I like em
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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they're from that there Game of Thrones that's popular with Hobbit fanciers
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:24,
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aah never seen it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:46,
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it's pretty good
though the second series is a bit dreary. they're a big fan of gratuitous tits, too, which may or may not be a good thing depending on how much you like that kind of thing.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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And not before time...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:59,
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haha.......Tories jump on bandwagon ....."In the UK illegally?.fuck off back to Bongo Bongo land"
ashally.........I think Bloom's great...like a breath of fresh air
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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Apparently some of those people who are stripping our country of its valuable minerals and resources are just using the proceeds to buy lavish mansions and stash the rest away in offshore hedge funds.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:08,
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pfff
oh well, time to go home
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:11,
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But if we don't sell all our weapons and sunglasses to the Bongo Bongos, how are we going to sneak in and steal their natural resources?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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I think we should be stockpiling our weapons in case we're invaded by the planet zog, etc
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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Facking Zogs coming over here, stealing our jobs and giving us anal probes
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:30,
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if this is true and they're giving away anal probes, it'll probably be a vote-winner within the gay community
...something Cameron may be able to use at the next election.I wouldn't be surprised.
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:39,
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Apparently UKIP have now banned the term.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:33,
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They're not a racist party,
they just happen to have a lot of racist members, for some reason.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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This isn't a Ku Klux Klan meeting
there just happen to be a lot of them here right now.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:45,
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Unrelated, But I made a Jordan sex doll.
And yes, thats a bucket filled with jelly.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:42,
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Throw a coat of creosote over the whole thing and you're sorted
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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HAWT
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:45,
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I'm still waiting for my free £10 for signing up to
BongoBingoLand.com
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:32,
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Word.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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I'm fucking addicted to this thing now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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that's ace
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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aceter island
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:51,
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after I posted it, I thought the same thing
hindsight an'all that u know?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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Hahaha YES!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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Manley?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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she does have a bit of androgyny about her, but no, not very
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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Maxine Headroom.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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ya think? arf!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:57,
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the bizarre lovechild of jennifer saunders and judge dredd
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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Haha.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:38,
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Atomic?
What thing are you adicted to?
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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the 'Liquid Rescale' filter in GIMP
filter creativity companion
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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Ah, I'v only tried gimp once.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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i try it every year or so
just grabbed it yesterday after seeing these from Moon Girl Technologies
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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Ow looks interesting.
I tried gimp years ago, running windows 98 on a 200Mhz cpu with 64mb of ram, it used to crash a lot!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Can't see why you would be interested in those ;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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that sounds muckier every time i read it
:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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I have the pictures
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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Meet me at the usual rendezvous.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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that and crack
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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Nice algorithm!
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Shlvng ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:18,
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this is the last thing we wanted to happen
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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what's is the 1rd thing you wanted to happen
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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I wish i could quit you pedro
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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Get a room!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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how dare you soil my thread with this crap
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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Manley?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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Nah it's not him posting it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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Manley?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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So I just wondered if it works on cats.
and it would seem it turns them into rabbits.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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and at some point
this was a horse.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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i've seen his picture on the side of a hill
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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Hahahahaha
That's great
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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or alternatively
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:53,
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holy cow! ;)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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is this right?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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Bonus hague
these are addictive
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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stunning work............. Rory Bremner?
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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yeah and the bloke in the background is that british tv actor with the yellow teeth
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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not even a little bit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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that is fucking great!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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This one.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:12,
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Oh fuck that's terrifying
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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His name is Salvadore
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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Is that Victoria Beckham's horse?
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Flash_Bastard ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:30,
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Good suggestion.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:02,
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Sigourney Weaver
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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no no no you're doing it wrong
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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ah ,the old "I'll get out of this FP orphanage if it's the last thing I do" trick eh?
FP THIS NOW
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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damn right
I DEMAND AN FP
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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I DEMAND AN FP
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:38,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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The cat is clearly not impressed at being turned into a Rabbit
The cat will End You for this
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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Filter page ---->
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:06,
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hahaha, at least Mofaha won't have to sit on his own anymore
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:13,
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Seriously!
more malt liquor themed posts
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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I'm a Guinness man....'nuff said.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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The Photoshop version is content aware scale
and the results are just as much of a head melt..
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Darryn.R ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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Hahahaha best one yet
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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Y E S !
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:57,
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:19,
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this deserves a lot more replies...I'll get the ball rolling for ya with:
WTF!!! "YOU FILTAHED" "WOAH" 'SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG"!!........there you go :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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turns out it's in Hull....
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:23,
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that is not in the least bit surprising
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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Looks like a school
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:36,
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Doorstaff consultant: Ali Bongo
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:40,
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If I was him, I'd claim to have said
the Bungle Bungles.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:44,
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I just made a Hungry Horace out of my socks and pants.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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This is lovely
but your pants are really quite a strange shape
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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They fell that way.
If it was Jesus' face, rather than Horace's face I saw in them, I would now have a load of religious people coming to pay homage to my pants.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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Did you just add "socks and" or did I completely miss it first time around?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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yup
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:51,
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:O
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:48,
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Horace Goes Commando.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:57,
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Horace Goes Skidding
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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A beautiful piece of work, I love this.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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Yay Horace!
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Sexy
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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If they ever needed a campaign to sell more rabbit?
No apologies for quickndirtiness.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms* ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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nobody needs more chas & dave and they never will
rabbit, however, is quite delicious.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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They are ASDA's ultimate brand spokespeople.
Going for the smelly tramp dollar.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms* ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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they should be locked in a cage with morris dancers
and forced to fight to the death
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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Rabbit Pie
FTW. Oh Smash i believe ya. There aint no pleasing you...
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54,
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*adds to list of "things you need to do to get a smacked bottom around here"*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:56,
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your name's already down
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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A fight I'd pay to see.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:10,
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wouldn't we all...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:13,
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Gertcha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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I've got my beer in the beers, wine & spirits aisle here
If supermarkets were named after 80s popstars No.2:
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:52,
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The Queen Is Bread.
What Savings Does It Make? Aisle 11 Knows I'm Miserable Now. There Is A Trolley That Never Goes Straight. Shop Here If You Think You've Bought The Same Thing Before.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:56,
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What about the vegetarians?
The boy with the Quorn in his side
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:07,
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Shop-fitters of the World Unite!
Lol at Aisle 11 :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:06,
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I know it's Clover
This Charmin Man Girlfriend in a Korma
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:16,
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Last one wins.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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MORSEY? I don't get it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47,
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hahaha
excellent
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:57,
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Kerlick!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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MAH TUMMY HURTS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48,
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Trapped wind is no laughing matter
Have a virtual hug
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:55,
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:)
hot water is starting to help
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01,
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Basic economics mistake. You didn't take inflation into account...
If you get gas regularly, have you tried a dimethicone-based medicine?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:56,
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i take kolanticon gel
fuck knows what's in it, but it usually works. today's woes are as a result of eating a potato cake. i should have known better. :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:00,
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Looks like they're related
Dimethicone/Simethicone.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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it's hard getting it sometimes
as most doctors and pharmacists seem never to have heard of it. it's great stuff, though. must order some more tomorrow.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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have a chat with the hedgehog
i bet for enough wonga he'd send a batch of "extra special shit, this will knock simethicone out of hte park, i swear it, you'll never look back, i wouldn't do this for everyone but you, i like you" pills down to you. (edit: i had some massive problems a month or so back in canada and the pharmacist there sold me a load of 80mg simethicone tablets too and said to take two at a time for a bit and if that didn't help to go and see a doctor.)
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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drugs? oh, i'd never take drugs!
*crosses fingers behind back*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:57,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01,
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A stiff northeaster.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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i don't care where he's from
as long as he's stiff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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Sorry to hear it.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01,
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hahaa
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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YES
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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Your picture stopped loading halfway through.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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White space party!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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*giggles*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:44,
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this is very silly
*clicks*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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is there anyone he hasn't banged?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:34,
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Yes!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:59,
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hahahha
i'm sitting in the library at the minute. this was not a good image to see :D
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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Eeeks, I still fucking remeber when superman did wonder woman...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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: (
like me yesterday then.. I Burped and farted throughout the day whilst chewing ant-acid !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17,
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i've got a load of it out
but i still feel like my back and ribs are being crushed :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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Formic acid?
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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It gets worse.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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0_0
so shiny.....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:48,
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I get this too
Its really not fun. Have a virtual man hug and a back rub too
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:51,
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ta :)
only good thing is, nothing that comes out smells! :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54,
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you have the wrong sort of gas in your balloon
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:55,
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i know
but i really didn't want trapped helium, it might make me a bit dead.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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didn't make a no-peek balloon challenge?
Why The FUCK NOT!!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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i don't know, why don't you ask the mods?
i'm sure they'll listen to you
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Don't burst...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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ahahahah
i won't it's escaping on its own!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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Think of the children...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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Darth Ball.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Just do it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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thick-skinned :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:10,
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Nanoseconds of fun for the whole family
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routine has perfected burgers ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:04,
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hehe excellent
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:06,
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i hope he goes paddling
it'll confuse the fuck out of people when they see his head about 30 feet from shore, then they try to go out that far and sink
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:35,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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arf!
is that from jaws?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:04,
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Aye.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:08,
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thought so
i've seen that film way too many times
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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Ha!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54,
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Robert Percy Wadlow
8 foot 11 point 1and 35 stooooone
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:58,
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morning
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:51,
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He's really pretty good at perpetuating the UKIP stereotype, isn't he?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:53,
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I don't believe it!
;)
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:54,
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*picks up small dog*
hello? hello?!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:58,
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You know what he'd love
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:07,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:16,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:22,
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*leans on bar, but falls through it*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:11,
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*trigger does a face*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:16,
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One of the best gifs I've ever seen on here was Del dressed as Dracula, rising from behind the bar to stand next to Trigger.
Created by either Bela Lugosi's Dad or Elvis, if memory serves correct. EDIT: BLD.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:30,
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yeah, i think ive seen that
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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Found it!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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That's great
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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I was worried the story
was going to be about Richard Wilson becoming racist.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:53,
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Godfrey Bloom is Victor Meldrew in "Both Feet in The Past".
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:59,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:01,
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"Both feet in the mouth"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50,
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he's fucking right though most UK aid is spent on weapons
fuck 'em, concentrate on this country and not teh Bongo Bongo Lands
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:56,
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I think his position is inconsistent
In one interview he claims that we're giving £1bn in aid each month to Bongo-Bongo Land, while in a follow-on interview he defends himself saying that Bongo-Bongo Land doesn't exist. Unless the government has been giving money to Nigerian scammers claiming that their father, his Excellency Chamberlain High of Bongo-Bongo Land, left him £500bn and they just need £1bn for processing costs -- not a possibility we should ignore, it's true -- I'm not sure we can reconcile these two statements.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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I call them peewits, myself.
Thanks to mikeatkinson.net for the plover photo, and thanks to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue for the joke.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:57,
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Hahaha
Peewits should be an insult, as in 'they're a load of peewits'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:18,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:31,
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SPANG!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:44,
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My oh my
Slams head :)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:54,
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I spang thee!
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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dear sirs:
having a bit of trouble with this GIMP Liquid Rescale lark. please advise
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:22,
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dear sirs:
Disregard, I believe I have things sorted
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:27,
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Oh my, what a lovely skirt that you're wearing today
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:29,
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not me, i look horrid in yellow
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:44,
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still would
sorry
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:32,
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That's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a woman
except for dyed blonde hair.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:55,
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Looks perfectly in order to me.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:45,
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Are you posting pictures of dudes? WTF
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:57,
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It's hard to tell, but I think it's a lay-dee.
I base this opinion on the toenail polish and the girly-looking ring.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:10,
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You're right! She must be something.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:18,
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ENHANCE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:42,
archived )
yes!
*runs off to find more pics*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:15,
archived )
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:51,
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Your Bratz doll has melted.
No such feature on Paint.net {:-(
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:01,
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Where have you been all my life?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:04,
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hello darkness my old friend
Art Garfunkel has held up pretty well
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:07,
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FP THIS NAO
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:27,
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I did that in 2008. Sort of an early ear/eye prototype.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 4:48,
archived )
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:42,
archived )
It will never catch on
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:53,
archived )
Macaulay Culkin has been hammering the gear lately.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:05,
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what fun
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:45,
archived )
Ballsack airing vents.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:33,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:22,
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Putin the boot in?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:45,
archived )
Someday, someone he doesn't want to meet will find him in a place where he doesn't want to be.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:37,
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