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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# but..but...but...
There's four bees!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Four bee's
a jolly good fellow,
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# HaHA!!!!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Whither the grocer's apostrophe?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PUNCTUATION


This week's daunting task is to add a comma, apostrophe or whatever to familiar brands, slogans and names to make them different and lolworthy and great. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:39, archived)
# yay! game on
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Good first entry too!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:01, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Girlfriend's in a comma
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I know what she's listening to
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# The Quo never resisted the odd blow job
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
# r2-45
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:59, archived)
# FUCK OFF STAR WARS
That is it
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:10, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Just don't get the Stars Wars thing. Kiddie Sci Fi. Might as well be Hairy Potter
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Forget all that...
It's my B3taDay! Have a machine that didn't come out as planned and looks a bit like like a sex device.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:14, archived)
# HRMPH
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:17, archived)
# The Times has gone with "Hideous rapist marries public house"
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:45, archived)
# "Headmaster reckons mattress prank hurts" says The Telegraph
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# And from this week's guest publication Knightmare Fanboys Weekly: "Hugo rubbed my penile head"
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
# How Roddy Mcdowall punched Hitler
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Her Rajesty's Mevenue Pand Hustoms
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16, archived)
# no candle no birthday
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Amazing.
Really well done.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
It's 5.49 in the evening. And that means it's time for the image challenge vote. This week's choices are:

Bird puns: There are lots of different kinds of birds, and sometimes their names sound like other words. With hilarious consequences! Vote for this, you bustards. Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/10992074

Punctuation: Add a comma, apostrophe or whatever to familiar brands, slogans and peoples names to make them different and lolworthy. i.e. this marvel www.b3ta.com/board/10991702

One word: DRAGONS

Character vs Character: M&S have just launched a Hello Kitty meets Little Miss range in attempt to create the ultimate girlie brand. It's a bit like Alien vs Predator. Join other characters together to make them more awesome.

Votery:




(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Egg, egg like a bird's egg
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Bird Puns or Char vs. Char please
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Bunnies!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Dragons or Smash Monkey will kill us all.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:48, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell. I like all of those except the one that's winning.
*sulks*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Star Wars vs Carry On
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# You're not thinking laterally
It'll go Star Wars v Star Wars.

"Tell you what would be hilarious! Yoda vs R2D2!!!!! XD"
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:58, archived)
# *Opens up potatoshop*
*looks for Yoda & R2D2 images*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:00, archived)
# oh man oh man how about leia vs boba fett?
boba fett vs a stormtrooper? r2 finally offing c3po with the help of the emperor? the possibilities are endless!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Paul Gascoigne vs Colonel Sanders
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:02, archived)
# THEY'RE NOT FROM STAR WARS
Stop fucking with me

We may as well say Julius Caesar vs Geoffrey from Rainbow
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Rod vs Jane vs Freddy
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Rod Hull vs Fake Rod Hull vs Godzilla vs Speedy Gonzales
They called it the fight of the century but they underestimated it!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
# I never realised he was played by Kevin Eldon until just now, looking for pictures :O
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I realised it about four months back!
I'm in early, me. Got to get up early to get one over on old Boris.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:18, archived)
# ...and character is in the lead...now it's neck and neck with punctuation...now punctuation's ahead by a dash...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)
# On the inside 'Bird Puns' is making a late run
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Manley?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Not the response I expected.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
# ummm
'eat me'?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:56, archived)
# More like U FILTAD :)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:04, archived)
# That's just a photo of Joni MItchell
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Benedict
Cumberbatch?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# I did a doodle
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# close the curtains
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Take away his ladder or cut his legs off
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# When his powers are at their most formidable.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Next door's cat has learned to escape from the upstairs window
and now jumps in mine if I leave it open.

Hanging coat-hangers from the window handle to get in the way of its jump onto the sill seems to put it off, at least for now.

You may be surprised to find out just how readily he actually can get down again when suitably encouraged.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# He fell off by accident the other night, straight into the flower bed
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:00, archived)
# hire a
sniper
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Lol'd of the Rings
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Fab. *Click*
Awaits more.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Joffery looks smug and twattish....... SPOT ON!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Jon Snow has the Blood of The Dragon.
Mark my words.

Woo, also.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# what, like Bruce Lee?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Like Targaryen.
He'll be smoking The Others from the back of a dragon before it's all over.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# smashing!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Jon
Snurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:51, archived)
# no idea but I like em
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# they're from that there Game of Thrones that's popular with Hobbit fanciers
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:24, archived)
# aah never seen it
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
# it's pretty good
though the second series is a bit dreary. they're a big fan of gratuitous tits, too, which may or may not be a good thing depending on how much you like that kind of thing.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:57, archived)
# And not before time...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:59, archived)
# haha.......Tories jump on bandwagon ....."In the UK illegally?.fuck off back to Bongo Bongo land"
ashally.........I think Bloom's great...like a breath of fresh air
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Apparently some of those people who are stripping our country of its valuable minerals and resources are just using the proceeds to buy lavish mansions and stash the rest away in offshore hedge funds.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:08, archived)
# pfff
oh well, time to go home
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# But if we don't sell all our weapons and sunglasses to the Bongo Bongos, how are we going to sneak in and steal their natural resources?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I think we should be stockpiling our weapons in case we're invaded by the planet zog, etc
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Facking Zogs coming over here, stealing our jobs and giving us anal probes
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# if this is true and they're giving away anal probes, it'll probably be a vote-winner within the gay community
...something Cameron may be able to use at the next election.I wouldn't be surprised.

(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Apparently UKIP have now banned the term.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# They're not a racist party,
they just happen to have a lot of racist members, for some reason.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# This isn't a Ku Klux Klan meeting
there just happen to be a lot of them here right now.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Unrelated, But I made a Jordan sex doll.


And yes, thats a bucket filled with jelly.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Throw a coat of creosote over the whole thing and you're sorted
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# HAWT
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I'm still waiting for my free £10 for signing up to
BongoBingoLand.com
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Word.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# I'm fucking addicted to this thing now
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# that's ace
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# aceter island
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:51, archived)
# after I posted it, I thought the same thing
hindsight an'all that u know?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Manley?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# she does have a bit of androgyny about her, but no, not very
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Maxine Headroom.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# ya think? arf!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)
# the bizarre lovechild of jennifer saunders and judge dredd
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Haha.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Atomic?
What thing are you adicted to?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)
# the 'Liquid Rescale' filter in GIMP
filter creativity companion
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Ah, I'v only tried gimp once.....
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:11, archived)
# i try it every year or so
just grabbed it yesterday after seeing these from Moon Girl Technologies
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Ow looks interesting.
I tried gimp years ago, running windows 98 on a 200Mhz cpu with 64mb of ram, it used to crash a lot!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Can't see why you would be interested in those ;)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# that sounds muckier every time i read it
:D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# I have the pictures
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Meet me at the usual rendezvous.....
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# that and crack
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Nice algorithm!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)
# this is the last thing we wanted to happen
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# what's is the 1rd thing you wanted to happen
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# I wish i could quit you pedro
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Get a room!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# how dare you soil my thread with this crap
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Manley?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Nah it's not him posting it.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Manley?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# So I just wondered if it works on cats.

and it would seem it turns them into rabbits.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# and at some point

this was a horse.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# i've seen his picture on the side of a hill
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's great
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# or alternatively

(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# holy cow! ;)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# is this right?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Bonus hague

these are addictive
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# stunning work............. Rory Bremner?
:)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# yeah and the bloke in the background is that british tv actor with the yellow teeth
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# not even a little bit
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# that is fucking great!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# This one.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Oh fuck that's terrifying
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# His name is Salvadore
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Is that Victoria Beckham's horse?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Good suggestion.

(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Sigourney Weaver
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:44, archived)
# no no no you're doing it wrong
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# ah ,the old "I'll get out of this FP orphanage if it's the last thing I do" trick eh?
FP THIS NOW
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# damn right
I DEMAND AN FP
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# I DEMAND AN FP
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# The cat is clearly not impressed at being turned into a Rabbit
The cat will End You for this
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Filter page ---->
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha, at least Mofaha won't have to sit on his own anymore
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Seriously!
more malt liquor themed posts
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I'm a Guinness man....'nuff said.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# The Photoshop version is content aware scale
and the results are just as much of a head melt..
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha best one yet
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Y E S !
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# this deserves a lot more replies...I'll get the ball rolling for ya with:
WTF!!!

"YOU FILTAHED"

"WOAH"

'SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG"!!........there you go :)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# turns out it's in Hull....
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:23, archived)
# that is not in the least bit surprising
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Looks like a school
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Doorstaff consultant: Ali Bongo
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# If I was him, I'd claim to have said
the Bungle Bungles.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# I just made a Hungry Horace out of my socks and pants.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# This is lovely
but your pants are really quite a strange shape
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# They fell that way.
If it was Jesus' face, rather than Horace's face I saw in them, I would now have a load of religious people coming to pay homage to my pants.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Did you just add "socks and" or did I completely miss it first time around?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:51, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Horace Goes Commando.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Horace Goes Skidding
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:05, archived)
# A beautiful piece of work, I love this.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Yay Horace!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Sexy
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# If they ever needed a campaign to sell more rabbit?

No apologies for quickndirtiness.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# nobody needs more chas & dave and they never will
rabbit, however, is quite delicious.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23, archived)
# They are ASDA's ultimate brand spokespeople.
Going for the smelly tramp dollar.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# they should be locked in a cage with morris dancers
and forced to fight to the death
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Rabbit Pie
FTW. Oh Smash i believe ya. There aint no pleasing you...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
# *adds to list of "things you need to do to get a smacked bottom around here"*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:56, archived)
# your name's already down
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# A fight I'd pay to see.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# wouldn't we all...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Gertcha!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:26, archived)
# I've got my beer in the beers, wine & spirits aisle here
If supermarkets were named after 80s popstars No.2:

(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:52, archived)
# The Queen Is Bread.
What Savings Does It Make?
Aisle 11 Knows I'm Miserable Now.
There Is A Trolley That Never Goes Straight.
Shop Here If You Think You've Bought The Same Thing Before.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:56, archived)
# What about the vegetarians?
The boy with the Quorn in his side
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Shop-fitters of the World Unite!
Lol at Aisle 11 :)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# I know it's Clover
This Charmin Man
Girlfriend in a Korma
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Last one wins.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# MORSEY? I don't get it.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Kerlick!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# MAH TUMMY HURTS!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Trapped wind is no laughing matter
Have a virtual hug
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
# :)
hot water is starting to help
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Basic economics mistake. You didn't take inflation into account...
If you get gas regularly, have you tried a dimethicone-based medicine?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:56, archived)
# i take kolanticon gel
fuck knows what's in it, but it usually works. today's woes are as a result of eating a potato cake. i should have known better. :(
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Looks like they're related
Dimethicone/Simethicone.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# it's hard getting it sometimes
as most doctors and pharmacists seem never to have heard of it. it's great stuff, though. must order some more tomorrow.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# have a chat with the hedgehog
i bet for enough wonga he'd send a batch of "extra special shit, this will knock simethicone out of hte park, i swear it, you'll never look back, i wouldn't do this for everyone but you, i like you" pills down to you.

(edit: i had some massive problems a month or so back in canada and the pharmacist there sold me a load of 80mg simethicone tablets too and said to take two at a time for a bit and if that didn't help to go and see a doctor.)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:33, archived)
# drugs? oh, i'd never take drugs!
*crosses fingers behind back*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# A stiff northeaster.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# i don't care where he's from
as long as he's stiff
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry to hear it.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# hahaa
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Your picture stopped loading halfway through.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23, archived)
# White space party!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# this is very silly
*clicks*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:46, archived)
# is there anyone he hasn't banged?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:59, archived)
# hahahha
i'm sitting in the library at the minute. this was not a good image to see :D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Eeeks, I still fucking remeber when superman did wonder woman...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:10, archived)
# : (
like me yesterday then.. I Burped and farted throughout the day whilst chewing ant-acid !
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, archived)
# i've got a load of it out
but i still feel like my back and ribs are being crushed :(
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Formic acid?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23, archived)
# It gets worse.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# 0_0
so shiny.....
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# I get this too
Its really not fun. Have a virtual man hug and a back rub too
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# ta :)
only good thing is, nothing that comes out smells! :D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
# you have the wrong sort of gas in your balloon
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:55, archived)
# i know
but i really didn't want trapped helium, it might make me a bit dead.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# didn't make a no-peek balloon challenge?
Why The FUCK NOT!!?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# i don't know, why don't you ask the mods?
i'm sure they'll listen to you
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Don't burst...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12, archived)
# ahahahah
i won't it's escaping on its own!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Think of the children...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Darth Ball.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Just do it.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# thick-skinned :)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Nanoseconds of fun for the whole family
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:04, archived)
# hehe excellent
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:06, archived)
# i hope he goes paddling
it'll confuse the fuck out of people when they see his head about 30 feet from shore, then they try to go out that far and sink
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# arf!
is that from jaws?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Aye.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
# thought so
i've seen that film way too many times
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Robert Percy Wadlow
8 foot 11 point 1
and 35 stooooone
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# morning
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:51, archived)
# He's really pretty good at perpetuating the UKIP stereotype, isn't he?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:53, archived)
# I don't believe it!
;)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:54, archived)
# *picks up small dog*
hello? hello?!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:58, archived)
# You know what he'd love
He'd love it if someone came up to him and said his catchphrase...

www.dailymotion.com/video/xtnceb_father-ted-i-don-t-believe-it_shortfilms&start=139
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:22, archived)
# *leans on bar, but falls through it*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:11, archived)
# *trigger does a face*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:16, archived)
# One of the best gifs I've ever seen on here was Del dressed as Dracula, rising from behind the bar to stand next to Trigger.
Created by either Bela Lugosi's Dad or Elvis, if memory serves correct.

EDIT: BLD.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:30, archived)
# yeah, i think ive seen that
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Found it!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:52, archived)
# That's great
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# I was worried the story
was going to be about Richard Wilson becoming racist.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Godfrey Bloom is Victor Meldrew in "Both Feet in The Past".
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# "Both feet in the mouth"
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# he's fucking right though most UK aid is spent on weapons
fuck 'em, concentrate on this country and not teh Bongo Bongo Lands
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:56, archived)
# I think his position is inconsistent
In one interview he claims that we're giving £1bn in aid each month to Bongo-Bongo Land, while in a follow-on interview he defends himself saying that Bongo-Bongo Land doesn't exist. Unless the government has been giving money to Nigerian scammers claiming that their father, his Excellency Chamberlain High of Bongo-Bongo Land, left him £500bn and they just need £1bn for processing costs -- not a possibility we should ignore, it's true -- I'm not sure we can reconcile these two statements.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# I call them peewits, myself.


Thanks to mikeatkinson.net for the plover photo, and thanks to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue for the joke.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Peewits should be an insult, as in 'they're a load of peewits'
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:31, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:44, archived)
# My oh my
Slams head :)
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I spang thee!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:41, archived)
# dear sirs:
having a bit of trouble with this GIMP Liquid Rescale lark.
please advise
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:22, archived)
# dear sirs:
Disregard, I believe I have things sorted
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# Oh my, what a lovely skirt that you're wearing today
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:29, archived)
# not me, i look horrid in yellow
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:44, archived)
# still would
sorry
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# That's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a woman
except for dyed blonde hair.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:55, archived)
# Looks perfectly in order to me.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Are you posting pictures of dudes? WTF
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:57, archived)
# It's hard to tell, but I think it's a lay-dee.
I base this opinion on the toenail polish and the girly-looking ring.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:10, archived)
# You're right! She must be something.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:18, archived)
# ENHANCE
 

 
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:42, archived)
# yes!
*runs off to find more pics*
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 2:51, archived)
# Your Bratz doll has melted.
No such feature on Paint.net {:-(
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:01, archived)
# Where have you been all my life?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:04, archived)
# hello darkness my old friend
Art Garfunkel has held up pretty well
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:07, archived)
# FP THIS NAO
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:27, archived)
# I did that in 2008. Sort of an early ear/eye prototype.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 4:48, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:42, archived)
# It will never catch on
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Macaulay Culkin has been hammering the gear lately.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:05, archived)
# what fun
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 3:45, archived)
# Ballsack airing vents.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Putin the boot in?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Someday, someone he doesn't want to meet will find him in a place where he doesn't want to be.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:37, archived)

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