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[challenge entry] Oink
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# nicely done
deserves more replies...anything floyd is good in my book
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 5:21, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
# What's happening, dudes?
Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
# HAH!
Fucking awesome.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:01, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# :D
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, PHOTOFIT MAN. RANSOM NOTES WILL ONLY WORK WHILE THE KID IS STILL ALIVE. IF YOU KILL HER, THE NOTE IS USELESS
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# ahahahahahhhahahaha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:25, archived)
# fuck, he looks like kevin spacey there :O
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:39, archived)
# quick, phone the met!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Haven't played that in years
massive woooooooooo
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:09, archived)
# "We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool."
that'll never fly in court
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:50, archived)
# hahahaha
sorry kate and jerry, it was all a big prank, she's been living in euro disneyland all the time,but i had you fooled, we're talking april, may, june, july and august fools!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Well early night for me! I will leave you with this, no please don't thank me!

Same time tomorrow then yeah?! o_O Night all ;)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Y?! Y!?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:24, archived)
# it's fun to stay at the
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 2:42, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES, BOYS
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 2:42, archived)
# this is b3ta
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:55, archived)
# is that dixon?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Sorry for posting over you Frogshit
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# I'll have to give you a click for that :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Not good enough.
I want a gif with, em... a robot in it! ;)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Got distracted by trying FUCKbrows
and failed miserably :(
I'll get straight on it ;)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Bungle loses the plot
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha
9/10
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Don't take me 4 hours any more ;)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Haha very fast that was :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
funny shit
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# This sounds ever so sarky!
It's just me innit
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
#
no sarkanism intended
me likey
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# oh, geoffrey...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I bet
that if I close my eyes you sound exactly like him. But then I can read it :(
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Hohoho!
Funny shit.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# This sounds.....
o_O
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Teehee!
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I... em...
EDIT: found a picture from the USAZ Bash

I think it needs more! WHEN YOU SEE IT...!!1!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# this is wrong, you stolde my girl
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Hang on, Flan's head is on the wrong way round

Also missing Chimney Squirrel and hanging cat
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# you know, this is actually kind of well done
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Crikey!


(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Foxy lady :)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Is that Dieter Meier?
you gotta say yes
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Oh Yup.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:39, archived)
# If anyone is here. A very good evening to you. FUCKBROWS... discuss!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Nobody here but us FUCKers.

Freebase gets ALL the attention - I'm the pretty one!!!!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha Is it coz we is sad?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:17, archived)
# aaargghh!!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# I'm still here but it's my new year's resolution not to reply to Freebase pictures
... bollocks
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
#
bwahahahahaha larfing
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# I've just misted up my glasses laughing
Cannot seeee ye fecer
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:32, archived)
# this got me laughing
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Decisions decisions
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# chocolate cake wins everything
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 18:31, archived)
# I would like a slice of cheesecake, topped with death penalty for my just deserts
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 18:52, archived)
# [golf clap]
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] If we never won the war...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Hitler was in zehn.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Don't be Nazi.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# \o
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:43, archived)
# \o_
'O-----O*

Hitler Pope car.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
# That's great.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:13, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# shopped pictures only
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:06, archived)
#

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# you need help
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)
# My type of man that
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I love this
permission to steal it and put it on facebook?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Permission granted!
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Works every time.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 18:37, archived)
#
hahaha larf
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# I find the best chat up line is
"I will do everything in my power to make sure your friends never find out."
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Only a matter of time... IMO
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Yep.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Poat
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Those poor ewoks
Killed by all that radiation.

Lol.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Beautiful hair! :)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha....
amazing face
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Rebel scum!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# You've done teeth that don't scare me
Is everything all right?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Awwww....
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# I made a monster and now I'm too scared to go upstairs on my own.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I like the bottom half!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# /ac ?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# PHOAR!
I bet that tastes salty
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Uncle Meat
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# + weasels ripped my flesh
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# HOORAY
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
# whoa
is this klarnk's ultimate form?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Now I'm too scared to go upstairs on my own.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Is that
Benny Hill's Love Child?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Takes me back
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Crap face?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, archived)
# fecal cranium
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Poo bonnet.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Excrement features?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# turd cap
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Dump hair?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Hmm, that coiled poop seems to have stood in something unpleasant.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely bindun?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:01, archived)
# No but
POAT is my new favourite word.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# I'm hoping it spreads
I want it on t-shirts by Christmas.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:14, archived)
# I like it!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# XD/
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
# No*, but I like this

* I think
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Harsh but fair.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
#
Harsh but
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
# She looks kind of hot in that turtleneck.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Hey!
It's not her fault she's not funny.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:39, archived)
# She doesn't scrub up too bad to be fair
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:26, archived)
# What the heckingtons!?
Photoshop was working overtime that day
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:51, archived)
# brb
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# aaaaaand I'm spent
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:01, archived)
# She is no more attractive than
that person you got into a really long relationship with when you were 19, but who, when looking back, you wonder what the hell you were thinking.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:15, archived)
# i hope you mean she is overheating
rather then sexually alluring.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:22, archived)
# spot on
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# :)
I was going to do something similar but as files on a found laptop :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 19:12, archived)
# That's smart that
I know I'll be murdered for this, but I don't mind the show. I should hate the plummy, predictable, nonsense but I actually find it entertaining enough. And I'm otherwise hugely intolerant of half-arsed pisswater BBC comedies. So what's that all about?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
# I LOVED that episode when she went into a shop...
and fell over. Then she was all embarrassed and stuff but pretend like she wasn't. Then walked out of the shop and fell over somewhere else. CLASSIC
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Top class
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Countryfile was a bit weird last night.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Snorks!
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Gavin Lamprey's Hillside Walks (vol.2)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:01, archived)
# As Dipsy rips free of his Tubbie skin, revealing the new flesh
the bunnies show themselves for what they really are
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# a flock of warholupagii
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Oh bugger
I missed it
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# John Craven's New Nightmare?
EDIT: found it...

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tonight on Countryfile Adam's maw peels back and he emits an uluating scream for five minutes while in the background the livestock absorb misery. Meanwhile John Craven and Matt Baker unearth a blasphemous rite in a small village in Cumbria.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:37, archived)
# This was the episode directed by Ingmar Bergman?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:52, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:02, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:24, archived)
# that looks like a great place to live
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Woo!
Something quite Fantastic Planet about that.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:32, archived)
# What I would like to know is
can they be milked?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant.
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# mental
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# i am now going home
as i have an uncontrollable urge to rearrange my living room.
'bye all!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Adios!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Tuck in, lads!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:25, archived)
# I like this.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
lovely, I like your cartoons.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:47, archived)
# HERB SOUP!
:)) *clicks*
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Toast to Happy!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:10, archived)
# fabulous tale!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Heheh
Very Bunuelian!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:42, archived)
# *googles* hmmm, can't say I've seen any of his films
I shall try to rectify that
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:53, archived)
# He's great.
Most of his stuff is like an art-house Father Ted.

(He once did a straight version of a toilet/dinner swap, hence my thinking of him - www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6boxoksi3U )
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# ha! magic! it's like having your drawings brought to life!
(but years before I'd drawn it obviously)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# bloody hell
Cosmic connection, man.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Such timing...
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Amazing
needs an FP
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
#
haha
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Excellent news.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# *preorders jelly babies*
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Jelly babies taste far too realistic, these days. Much prefer the lab-made flavours of yore.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:10, archived)
# i've got a massive craving for a curly wurly
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:12, archived)
# I'm a Double Decker man, myself.
Might occasionally drift over to the peanut butter KitKats or Turkish Delight.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# love peanut butter kitkats
but turkish delight is fucking rancid
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Divisive chocolate exists, and there's nothing we can do about it.
I personally despise Caramac.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:26, archived)
# as do i
bournville, however, i would seriously wound for
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Blimey. That is excellent news.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
# B3ta conquers geekdom
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Wow! That's amazing news.
Huge congrats to Mr Wheatley.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Splendid news
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Blimey!
So it's worth persevering with this nonsense?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Fair play the boy
The train pirates were awesome
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:21, archived)
# WOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE A CAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE LOOKING AT? :(
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# and all the while, he manages to keep up his inflatable sex doll impersonation
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Standing cat knows you're not a real lady.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Lose the blowie mouth and he looks like my cousin.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
# ...then your cousin might look like me
....or i might look like your cousin
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Still meh ...
... but it needed some soul.

(Proudly bringing photofits to life since 1974*)

*may not be true.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:18, archived)
# I do hope Crimewatch use this
100% fully accurate. + VAT.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Exactly...
I can't be the only person who thinks that if you combine those two photo-fits...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] oh and this.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:13, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)

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