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# .........just one more.

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# add milk and you might as well give up on any other aspects of your life
'WORD'
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
# damn hamster junkies
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Eh, I still prefer bourbons
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:48, archived)
# HAAAAHAHAAHAH :D
*adds to file*
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Hahah! Super
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# i am far too hungover to laugh
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Good berfday, then?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# i'll let you know when i've recovered
still not been to bed yet
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Gah! Where does that face come from?
Not flan -- he's dead to me -- I mean the Worried Man.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:37, archived)
# It's jollyjack
It's a brave move donating your face to /board like that...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:25, archived)
# I remind to Milkyway :D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Make more sense little train.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:19, archived)
# I think "Short Bus" is more apt.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Milkyway is your favorite chocolate
maybe you forgot it.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Oreos are overrated...
EDIT Ooo candles!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Ooh Candles
'Andles for 'ooks
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# *librarians*
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# It looks like they are oreorated
( o.o)
( o.o)-⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# say 'allo to mai leetle fren
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Kids these days, sticking biscuits in the microwave
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] stuff a chicken


because of polished turd
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Right in the giblets.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Not eligible - is obvs a turkey not a chicken
Gobble... gobble...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:07, archived)
# HA! HA!
Proper chicken-head action!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:18, archived)
# That does it, no more smoking a bowl before opening b3ta
my sides are hurting
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Ace ;)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:47, archived)
# ooof!
Very good :)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
# So they'll remove a beheading, but not, say, a disembowelling?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# It would take guts to make that decision
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I can see the whole process being pretty long and drawn out
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)
# The site would go belly up
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# mark my words
heads will roll
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
# As long as you can't see any tit or nipple, Facebook are totally cool with all the popular methods of humans being horrible to each other.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)
# How about the unpopular methods?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Death by toffee hammer
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Drowning in Jif Lemon
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Cow fart asphyxiation
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# it's survivable -- trust me
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# A noose made of pubic hair
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# I'd like to see more sooperdave porn, his output is on the whole a bit too twee
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Might make some, I can use it in replies in a 'JJ stairwank' stylee
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# His stuff is easily corrupted.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)
# I never browse the specialist sections.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Bludgeoning by Mallett's Mallet
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# death by a jedi making a hand movment and making you fall over?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Cheese-gratered away to nothing
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Being force-fed Camembert until it becomes toxic.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# *Pokes head*
eeuw, it's eyes moved
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# You have to blow into the stump to make it talk
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I AM OVER 18
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
# bookmarking this as proof of sexual consent
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha!! lovely :D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Happy 10th b3taday Baz!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:16, archived)
# But where is the Birthday Boy, Moley?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:42, archived)
# He's behind the sofa, smothered in cake.
smothered in cake.He'll only come out if we promise not to look at him.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:46, archived)
# But how will he know he's there?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# We'll know because of that whirring sound he makes.
Perhaps we need to gently coax him from his hidey hole….
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Personally, I don't repair cakes
I only damage them
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Hither came Mediocre the Cakeslayer, black-haired, sullen-eyed, fork in hand.

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
I used to own one of those. Classic!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# shove it up your arse
/baz
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# \o/
Wow. Late to my own party. How fashionable am I?

Cheers comrade!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:24, archived)
# Haters die die die
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:59, archived)
# what did you do to mofaha
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 4:11, archived)
# he died in my vagina
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 4:28, archived)
# Oh no, too wasted to read things like this.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 4:41, archived)
# Dese waxes, man...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# YAY!!!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Where is that hand coming from?
I am asking this because I want to have sex with her, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 7:33, archived)
# I don't. I really, really don't.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
# It's from the last guy to have sex with her
He's trying to get out
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:37, archived)
# crikey flip
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 7:55, archived)
# thank gawd for normalcy of /board, visited qotw and there are some sick people
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:50, archived)
# Ha!
I made that mistake (and /talk too...)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:07, archived)
# This is ace
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:17, archived)
# The Self-Folding Minx.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# oh yeah!
nicely
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:35, archived)
# what ?!? ...no cock?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:24, archived)
# also...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:44, archived)
# YaY :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY that's why they made this:) and i got paid for it
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:46, archived)
# cool!!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Gnarly!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:55, archived)
# needs more swag
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)
# There's something strange going on at the local gypsy camp...
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Cuckoo! Fuck you! You too! Urk! Oooo!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Very good and a great book and surprisingly film
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Hang on...
I'm sure only one of them had glowing eyes earlier, and now they all do :-/
*backs away slowly*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:32, archived)
# O_O O_O O_O O_O
YOU WILL OBEY US
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Haters die die die, in my pussy-o
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
# whoah!!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:25, archived)
# This is how I felt this morning
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:31, archived)
# i, for one, frankly decline to expire inside your vagina
no matter how warm and cosy it seems
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# ^This :)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:30, archived)
# Yes, join the family

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
#
the one of the far left reminds me of the lad in "Let the last one in"
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Julian Assange has been busy
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 6:54, archived)
# Police report
That all of the children found had creepy English voices.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:44, archived)
# Quarking
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Oo-mox, anyone?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:34, archived)
# changis denied justice by quark unt guinan amidst a tolian soran summit___________________________
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Seamless.
Right, I'm off to register for the Vanish Tip Exchange - ONLY JOKING!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Changis denied access to Vanquish OS
Fuck the Javierls
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# + + Your Vanish tip has unlocked bonus weapons. Enter Cillit-Bang Turbo Zone. + +
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# am usin left triggers to augment my chosen chogis
fuck denied

please enter room 11
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Hail Hogis!
Lemon-scented swine mit brine approaching...do you
a) Open wetwipes (turn to page 26)
b) Detonate Thermonucleic Atomic Lavender Bath Bomb? (turn to page zero).
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# a)
i need to clean ma gooch
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Arman Hovhannisyan?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# good call___________________________________________________________________________________________.........____________________________________________________
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:53, archived)
# not enough hogis around here recently
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
# i heard dat
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Quarkies
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:02, archived)
# This has a certain Strangeness and Charm.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:05, archived)
# pink tung
fine gum

imjussayin
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Einstein didn't have anything to do with quarks :(
If Gell-Mann were a more famous face -- and I'm glad he's not, he 's not very photogenic -- that would probably be more appropriate.

/Irritating pedant blog
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Good, God - he's a ringer for Barry Cryer!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Barry Cryer was a lot funnier
even on the final series of It'll Be Alright on the Night when he was clearly either phoning it in or was tanked up on morphine and barbiturates.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# He's not dead yet, you know.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# I haven't seen him for years so I have no idea if he's still even trying to be funny
if he is, good on him.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Hes on ISIHAC
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Would
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:29, archived)
# This is SCIENCE!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Bo-caaaaack?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# In West Field of Brown's Farm born and raised,
In the henhouse was where I spent most of my days...

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I've just laid an egg
Well egg like.

Nice cock action
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Comin' over 'ere. Takin' our jobs. Etc.etc.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Further probing required.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# I like a good probing
sorry wrong forum
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# day tuk er jerbs!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:58, archived)
# They keep putting these posters up at my local station
Good intent but if you have made the monumental decision to chuck yourself under a train I don't see how they help.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
# The wife works for Apple so I had to listen to the keynote speech today....
It inspired me...

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Is this the new iPhone > Mac Pro docking system?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Dunno, I had to listen.. but I didn't have to pay attention :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Aye,
I saw an advert recently where there was a large group of happy smiling people in a city plaza on a sunshiney day... and they all got their laptops out and synchronised them on row after row of picnic tables.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# To hijack my own thread....
A friend just put this as a status update (the child concerned is about 4):

For two nights running T******'s choice for bedtime stories has been the technical specifications, drive/weapon systems and typical battle deployment of the Imperial TIE fighter.

I could not be more proud. *sniff*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Please give this excellent father my regards.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Done
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Ha-ha! Wise words.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
# God 'Keynote' sends me into rage.
So here is my rant: Why the fuck do people (mainly women; sexist I know but true) spend their whole time walking along staring into their mobile phones? They walk in wibbly wobbly way along the pavement and bump into you completely unaware of their surroundings and the worst of all I tried today to get to a self check out at the local store and some bint just stood their looking glassy eyed into her phone when she could have freed up that space for me to purchase my booze and get home pronto.

Fin
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Is it just me or did you forget an image?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
# It's just you.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Ahh ok, that's my Facebook Disconnect extension doing what it's supposed to do.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Not just you...
I have that extension too, but hadn't worked out why it wasn't displaying.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
#
Just lacked "90% of people won't understand this. Like and share if you agree!" for a true Facebook hit.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Chickens
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Nicely done :D
Get it trademarked before the buggers nick it!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Hehe, fools on the hill...
I was thinking recently, do Labour even have an emblem anymore? Every time I see the word Labour it's just red text and that's it...
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Labour logo?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Those worker drones!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)
# A vote for labour is a vote for dead bees
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, archived)
# you can nom on their nectar*
* may cause death
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:41, archived)
# England WILL beat Australia next month.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Why is Nick Clegg stood next to a giant condom with a screen inside it?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ tee hee
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# ha, have a hasty tory redesign in return
have a hasty tory redesign in return
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Ha!
CF is a pretty nasty (even by Tory standards) part of the Conservative movement.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:42, archived)
# GUNTHER GALIPOT FOR PM
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Gives headless chickens a whole new lease on life
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:22, archived)
# exactly -- just a while
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:43, archived)
# farging ninja
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:05, archived)
# it's my birthday, so today we draw CAYKE!
EDIT: as my mate keeps texting me to get my arse to hers for an epic drunkening, i'm off. 'bye all!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Have a good one :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:39, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Their switch from Alopecia Annie was understandable, but Metal Mickey looks positively futuristic next to their new mascot.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Alcohol and cake day - woo :D

(I did cheat to change the colour of the icing tho. But I got the number of candles right!)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# as there appear to be 29 candles
yes, you got the number right ;)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Smash - have fun.

Flames added with help from eyes.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
# i've had steak and cake
and later, i shall have booze :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# happy cake day Smash
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:47, archived)
# happy bithdog


edit: i did cheat a little.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!
that must be a scone, it's moving so fast it's blurring!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# \o/
this appears to be cheesecake. this pleases me greatly.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# If it looks like cheesecake to you
Then it is cheesecake.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Happy birthday Miss Smash!

Mine came out looking like a corporate logo
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
# it's a little scandinavian log cabin in the woods!
just what i always wanted!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# All yours... for £750 rent a month!
and just to satisfy whether it would actually look convincing as a logo...

Hmm...
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Works for me ;)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)
# ooo, i like it!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Like an amnesty international
shed of doom and depravity
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:40, archived)
# I just spent the last 5 minutes making this in honour of your berfday
No cake, just other stuff.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)
# well, it's certainly not something i already had
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:01, archived)
# This is marvellously hatstand
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Ceiling cake is watching you birthday

happy birthmass Smashy!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:16, archived)
# haha ta!
everyone will be watching me birthday later, i'll be drinking with my old bad influence, the one on whose birthday i broke my wrist, the one whose baby bath i tried to row across the kitchen floor, the one under whose coffee table i tend to fall asleep and the one in whose fireplace i once woke up and found my head to be :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Your mum?
;)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:24, archived)
# nah
worst she's done is get pissed and tried to kick-start the front doorstep and dress as a horse with my dad
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Beware that dutch inventor is right...


(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# ceiling cake is waxing you off
wax on - wax off
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Many happy returns.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# ta!
that looks like a very easily sliceable cake
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Well this didn't go well, so I tried to compensate with writing which also didn't go well
so I tried to compensate with writing which also didn't go wellFuck it - have an amazing day!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# HAP E BIRTH DAY!


PS I accidentally dropped a carrot on my pepper spray last night.
Boy did I have veg on my mace.

*runs for the fecking hills*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# I miss these.
Make more. That is all.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:27, archived)
# It has been too too long
Still cheers though :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:17, archived)
# It wasn't an invitation
for a discussion. I doubt I'm alone. Just do as yer bleeding told.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# It's my birthday too!


Happy Bidet Smashy!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:46, archived)
# happy birthday
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Happy Birthday even though you have long gone and are probably pissed and all that now
: D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:32, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:37, archived)
# sweet drunken drinkiin sweet smash
xxxx

i can't draw, butt i like boozes

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
# aww
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Mind That Chicken!

Sorry - don't like defacing other people's work - but I couldn't resist :(
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Nothing wrong with putting your own spin on something.
B3ta thrives on such activity.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Beautiful!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Oh no you didn't... oh yes you did :D
I'm clicken your chicken
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Brilliant!!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:49, archived)
# WIN
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)
# a sincere and heartfelt *click*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:37, archived)
#
this just makes me feel happy
fantantastic - click
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# That worked so well for me, even before I saw the pun age. Excellent
Clickety-do-da
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 5:11, archived)
[challenge entry]




More egg than chicken but have it anyway
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Brain Crackston.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:28, archived)
# nice shop
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# nice
shop indeed
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] sexy
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
# this reminds me of sledgehammer
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:09, archived)
#
she does fellate a sledgehammer in the actual video, I'm guessing thats not coincidence
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# filthy madam!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# that thing spambombed me!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Get Adblock, it works wonders
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:01, archived)
# like a clucking ball
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Your cock is missing one ball
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# he's hitler
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Catch!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "it was so windy last night one of my hens laid the same egg three times."
G. Ogg.

Also - just been reminded of a pea

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Haha! That's reminded me of this:

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# i intend to imitate nanny ogg this evening
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:21, archived)
# woo hoo!
*loves*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# That's a beauty!
Lovely wobbles.
:D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:02, archived)
# thanks~!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# ping pong!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Raaaa-thuuuuur.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Back and forth, forever
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
# ))<>((
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:14, archived)
# lovely springback
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Shuttlecock!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:26, archived)
# *foomp*
*foomp*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
# oof! right in the cloaca!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# that chicken has an arse like a pitchers mitt
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Super slick =)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Haha
Wonderful
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:41, archived)
# A rare 6-monthly log in to say
Freakin' GREAT attention to detail!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:41, archived)
# thank ya!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Very nice.
Introduce these two to your tooting elephant.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 1:47, archived)
# :D
Nicely
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:39, archived)
# Meet Alan Dirp. He farted in assembly. Then denied it.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:46, archived)
# he's a boglin!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Oops... Alan Dirp is not a valid name in the English language. Please try again.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:49, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I once saw Michael Sheard
He was at a convention. And he was wearing a bow tie.

I have a Star Wars badge signed by him.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Bronson!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Alan Dirp eats erasers and strawberry pencil-top characters.
Hence the farting.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! B-Gurk!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)
# What the cluck?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# john's a funny name for a mrs.
but flux is a fantastic surname
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
# It's a real name on a real block

...well, a real title, anyway. Women used to be known as "Mrs [husband's name]".

I expect you knew that, though.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
i'm being contrary today, but it's my birthday, so i'm allowed.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Happy Birthday Smash :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
# ta :)
i'm getting old!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Welcome to the club ;-)
Blind drawing comp: Birthday cake???
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# ooo, good call!
give me 10 minutes while i make a small steak sandwich :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:16, archived)
# H is the new A
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:50, archived)
# yhy!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:09, archived)

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