add milk and you might as well give up on any other aspects of your life
'WORD'
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:27,
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i'll let you know when i've recovered
still not been to bed yet
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:58,
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Gah! Where does that face come from?
Not flan -- he's dead to me -- I mean the Worried Man.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:37,
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It's jollyjack
It's a brave move donating your face to /board like that...
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:25,
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It looks like they are oreorated
( o.o)
( o.o)-⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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( o.o)-⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Not eligible - is obvs a turkey not a chicken
Gobble... gobble...
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:07,
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That does it, no more smoking a bowl before opening b3ta
my sides are hurting
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Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:27,
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So they'll remove a beheading, but not, say, a disembowelling?
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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As long as you can't see any tit or nipple, Facebook are totally cool with all the popular methods of humans being horrible to each other.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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I'd like to see more sooperdave porn, his output is on the whole a bit too twee
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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Might make some, I can use it in replies in a 'JJ stairwank' stylee
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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death by a jedi making a hand movment and making you fall over?
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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He's behind the sofa, smothered in cake.
smothered in cake.He'll only come out if we promise not to look at him.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:46,
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We'll know because of that whirring sound he makes.
Perhaps we need to gently coax him from his hidey hole….
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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Hither came Mediocre the Cakeslayer, black-haired, sullen-eyed, fork in hand.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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\o/
Wow. Late to my own party. How fashionable am I?
Cheers comrade!
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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Cheers comrade!
Where is that hand coming from?
I am asking this because I want to have sex with her, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 7:33,
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It's from the last guy to have sex with her
He's trying to get out
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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thank gawd for normalcy of /board, visited qotw and there are some sick people
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:50,
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YaY :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY that's why they made this:) and i got paid for it
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:46,
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Hang on...
I'm sure only one of them had glowing eyes earlier, and now they all do :-/
*backs away slowly*
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:32,
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*backs away slowly*
i, for one, frankly decline to expire inside your vagina
no matter how warm and cosy it seems
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:44,
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the one of the far left reminds me of the lad in "Let the last one in"
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:02,
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Police report
That all of the children found had creepy English voices.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:44,
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changis denied justice by quark unt guinan amidst a tolian soran summit___________________________
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
spotify:track:2UHRLdjRD3zuk9fcnKioJB (Jane Jan by Arman Hovhannisyan)
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:59,
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_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
spotify:track:2UHRLdjRD3zuk9fcnKioJB (Jane Jan by Arman Hovhannisyan)
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
Seamless.
Right, I'm off to register for the Vanish Tip Exchange - ONLY JOKING!
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:04,
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+ + Your Vanish tip has unlocked bonus weapons. Enter Cillit-Bang Turbo Zone. + +
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:14,
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am usin left triggers to augment my chosen chogis
fuck denied
please enter room 11
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:17,
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please enter room 11
Hail Hogis!
Lemon-scented swine mit brine approaching...do you
a) Open wetwipes (turn to page 26)
b) Detonate Thermonucleic Atomic Lavender Bath Bomb? (turn to page zero).
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:20,
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a) Open wetwipes (turn to page 26)
b) Detonate Thermonucleic Atomic Lavender Bath Bomb? (turn to page zero).
good call___________________________________________________________________________________________.........____________________________________________________
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
spotify:track:2UHRLdjRD3zuk9fcnKioJB (Jane Jan by Arman Hovhannisyan)
www.youtube.com/user/ArmanHovhannisyan1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOaJdeqgJY
www.b3ta.com/links/this_guy_edit_movies_and_stuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOaJdeqgJY
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:53,
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spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
spotify:track:2UHRLdjRD3zuk9fcnKioJB (Jane Jan by Arman Hovhannisyan)
www.youtube.com/user/ArmanHovhannisyan1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOaJdeqgJY
www.b3ta.com/links/this_guy_edit_movies_and_stuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOaJdeqgJY
i heard dat
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:59,
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Einstein didn't have anything to do with quarks :(
If Gell-Mann were a more famous face -- and I'm glad he's not, he 's not very photogenic -- that would probably be more appropriate.
/Irritating pedant blog
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:04,
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/Irritating pedant blog
Barry Cryer was a lot funnier
even on the final series of It'll Be Alright on the Night when he was clearly either phoning it in or was tanked up on morphine and barbiturates.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:08,
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I haven't seen him for years so I have no idea if he's still even trying to be funny
if he is, good on him.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:54,
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In West Field of Brown's Farm born and raised,
In the henhouse was where I spent most of my days...
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:04,
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They keep putting these posters up at my local station
Good intent but if you have made the monumental decision to chuck yourself under a train I don't see how they help.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:10,
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The wife works for Apple so I had to listen to the keynote speech today....
It inspired me...
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:24,
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Dunno, I had to listen.. but I didn't have to pay attention :)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:31,
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Aye,
I saw an advert recently where there was a large group of happy smiling people in a city plaza on a sunshiney day... and they all got their laptops out and synchronised them on row after row of picnic tables.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49,
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To hijack my own thread....
A friend just put this as a status update (the child concerned is about 4):
For two nights running T******'s choice for bedtime stories has been the technical specifications, drive/weapon systems and typical battle deployment of the Imperial TIE fighter.
I could not be more proud. *sniff*
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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For two nights running T******'s choice for bedtime stories has been the technical specifications, drive/weapon systems and typical battle deployment of the Imperial TIE fighter.
I could not be more proud. *sniff*
God 'Keynote' sends me into rage.
So here is my rant: Why the fuck do people (mainly women; sexist I know but true) spend their whole time walking along staring into their mobile phones? They walk in wibbly wobbly way along the pavement and bump into you completely unaware of their surroundings and the worst of all I tried today to get to a self check out at the local store and some bint just stood their looking glassy eyed into her phone when she could have freed up that space for me to purchase my booze and get home pronto.
Fin
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:17,
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Fin
Ahh ok, that's my Facebook Disconnect extension doing what it's supposed to do.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:41,
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Not just you...
I have that extension too, but hadn't worked out why it wasn't displaying.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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Just lacked "90% of people won't understand this. Like and share if you agree!" for a true Facebook hit.
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Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:01,
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Hehe, fools on the hill...
I was thinking recently, do Labour even have an emblem anymore? Every time I see the word Labour it's just red text and that's it...
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:53,
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Why is Nick Clegg stood next to a giant condom with a screen inside it?
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:38,
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ha, have a hasty tory redesign in return
have a hasty tory redesign in return
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:19,
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Ha!
CF is a pretty nasty (even by Tory standards) part of the Conservative movement.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:42,
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it's my birthday, so today we draw CAYKE!
EDIT: as my mate keeps texting me to get my arse to hers for an epic drunkening, i'm off. 'bye all!
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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Their switch from Alopecia Annie was understandable, but Metal Mickey looks positively futuristic next to their new mascot.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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Alcohol and cake day - woo :D
(I did cheat to change the colour of the icing tho. But I got the number of candles right!)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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(I did cheat to change the colour of the icing tho. But I got the number of candles right!)
as there appear to be 29 candles
yes, you got the number right ;)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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Happy Birthday, Smash - have fun.
Flames added with help from eyes.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Flames added with help from eyes.
hahaha!
that must be a scone, it's moving so fast it's blurring!
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:52,
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Happy birthday Miss Smash!
Mine came out looking like a corporate logo
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Mine came out looking like a corporate logo
it's a little scandinavian log cabin in the woods!
just what i always wanted!
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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All yours... for £750 rent a month!
and just to satisfy whether it would actually look convincing as a logo...
Hmm...
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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Hmm...
I just spent the last 5 minutes making this in honour of your berfday
No cake, just other stuff.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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haha ta!
everyone will be watching me birthday later, i'll be drinking with my old bad influence, the one on whose birthday i broke my wrist, the one whose baby bath i tried to row across the kitchen floor, the one under whose coffee table i tend to fall asleep and the one in whose fireplace i once woke up and found my head to be :)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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nah
worst she's done is get pissed and tried to kick-start the front doorstep and dress as a horse with my dad
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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Well this didn't go well, so I tried to compensate with writing which also didn't go well
so I tried to compensate with writing which also didn't go wellFuck it - have an amazing day!
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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HAP E BIRTH DAY!
PS I accidentally dropped a carrot on my pepper spray last night.
Boy did I have veg on my mace.
*runs for the fecking hills*
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:44,
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PS I accidentally dropped a carrot on my pepper spray last night.
Boy did I have veg on my mace.
*runs for the fecking hills*
It wasn't an invitation
for a discussion. I doubt I'm alone. Just do as yer bleeding told.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:44,
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Happy Birthday even though you have long gone and are probably pissed and all that now
: D
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:32,
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sweet drunken drinkiin sweet smash
xxxx
i can't draw, butt i like boozes
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:46,
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i can't draw, butt i like boozes
Mind That Chicken!
Sorry - don't like defacing other people's work - but I couldn't resist :(
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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Sorry - don't like defacing other people's work - but I couldn't resist :(
Nothing wrong with putting your own spin on something.
B3ta thrives on such activity.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:57,
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Oh no you didn't... oh yes you did :D
I'm clicken your chicken
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:58,
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That worked so well for me, even before I saw the pun age. Excellent
Clickety-do-da
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Thu 24 Oct 2013, 5:11,
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she does fellate a sledgehammer in the actual video, I'm guessing thats not coincidence
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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"it was so windy last night one of my hens laid the same egg three times."
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A rare 6-monthly log in to say
Freakin' GREAT attention to detail!
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:41,
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Oops... Alan Dirp is not a valid name in the English language. Please try again.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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I once saw Michael Sheard
He was at a convention. And he was wearing a bow tie.
I have a Star Wars badge signed by him.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:34,
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I have a Star Wars badge signed by him.
Alan Dirp eats erasers and strawberry pencil-top characters.
Hence the farting.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:05,
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john's a funny name for a mrs.
but flux is a fantastic surname
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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It's a real name on a real block
...well, a real title, anyway. Women used to be known as "Mrs [husband's name]".
I expect you knew that, though.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:48,
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...well, a real title, anyway. Women used to be known as "Mrs [husband's name]".
I expect you knew that, though.
yes. yes i did.
i'm being contrary today, but it's my birthday, so i'm allowed.
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:01,
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ooo, good call!
give me 10 minutes while i make a small steak sandwich :)
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Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:16,
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