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[challenge entry] From the
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# cdc tiem
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# Candulations Twisty
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#
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# THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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#

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#

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#
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#

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# G'nite b3ta you wonderful people

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#
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# Arf :D
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# Hugs
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# Ahahahaha!
Nice!
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# Any excuse...

maybe the 2 week comp should just be cdc?
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# This^
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#
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# Is that a cock-or three?
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# herman's comedy account?
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# No
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# ...and all without the use of those cumbersome back-panel slides
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# Even herman's account is not herman's comedy account
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# Well go on then
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#
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# hahaha
proper genuine lol
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# Yewtree, anyone??
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# there should be a video upload channel called YouTree
just like there should be a religeous chat site called Faithbook
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# Better Call Saul!!!
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# Mermaid comic second.
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# hot
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# Yes hot :D
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# I like how they all look sexy and look like they are from the same family and want to have sex with each other
like almost all manga. So hot.
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# haha
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# so hot
much sexy
good rabbit
mermaid fancy
so unfortunately
wow
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# I strongly recommend you use something other than Altavista for translation.
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# I use weblio.
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#
このばかめ! - 研究社 新英和中辞典 !!!
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# Oh hai!
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# Hahaha. Have a nice dream...
(んなわけねーだろ... -_-)
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# Or...
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# That's the sort of shit that I point people towards whenever they start banging on about one big global community and how significant cultural differences are just a myth
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# I'd say something witty here
but you have my bank card details, lol
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# He's not gay - that's a bearded woman
I like your drawings
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# bearded woman = shoped woman
:D Thanks!!
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# either way he is not gay :)
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# no. cuz he hugs with gay XD
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# colon dee
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# semicolon closed-parenthesis
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# Little Mermaid Hollyoaks inside a Boggle cube inside a tumble-drier is a challenge I think we can all get behind
Vote here. I know you want to, because I want you to.
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2172104
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# fine. don't. D:
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# it's all going to end in tears :D
Valuable mermaid tears that can be sold as medicine or something.
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[challenge entry] :D
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# Don't piss on the tree light wiring!
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# haha!
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# winner - and on a similar note...
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# Well that's put an end to that!
:D
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# lovethisone
Woo
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# ta did it YEARS ago - but I still like it
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# If only christmas cards animated
everyone would have this one!
woo!
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# yaaarr gis us fag ( woo ) : D

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# Electrified fictional characters is an image challenge I think we can all get behind
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# colon dee
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# Hahaha
This thread is good!
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# :D
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# that is OUTSTANDING
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#
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# that's restored my faith in humanity
no joke
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# Ha! excellent :D
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#
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# is that bacon?
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# Yup. a bacon flavoured balloon.
Best of all the party treats.
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# no no not the balloooon!
the bacon!
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# Ha
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# After 15,000 glasses of sherry, you just gotta go.
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# Hahaha
Never stopped my Mum
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# colon dee
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# Brilliant
Great skills you bastard ;). You may get another FP with this just above my Cat Eye thing. Pedro assured me it would work.
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# ^^^
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# Ha ha
fuck
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# You have won Christmas.
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# You saw it here first


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# :D
Fruit celebrities is an image challenge I think we can all get behind
pop it on the suggestions list b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
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# *cue two weeks of homophobia* ;)
Also, have a Bananamanny
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# Have a banana
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# Tyres has got a really short attention span
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# Yest we forget
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# why not vegertables?
everyone likes vegertables

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# oldie from 2010
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# I'm trying to work out which fruit is specifically gay
the kumquat?
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# I'm nor sure why "fruit" and "fruity" have come to mean gay, but I've never met a pommegranate I trusted.
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# you just need to relax and give in to its pips
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# The tomato
its kinda fruity
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# Strawberries have always left me feeling arkward and picking things out of my teeth.
which is how I imagine the gay scene to be.
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# Can we include veg?
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# dandy candal doodles!
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# oo thanks :-)
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# That just works so well!
Can't take my eyes off the fecker. Klik
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# caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatnippppppppppppppppp?
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# bible stories from monsta!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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# hahaha :D
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# ha!
wonderful :)
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# excellent
how about the Nativity?
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# happy flaming candles day!
(surely the candles should be arranged like an arch for this time of year?)
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# thanks kindly :-)
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# Yay
Candles
: D
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# Ta Clap
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# YAY!
Hahaha
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# Haha
klik
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# Haha! God's hilarious.
God can have as many pubes per ball as he chooses, too.
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# Clearly his real balls are either side of his nose!
but they are the wrong colour
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# This is why there are so many religions!
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# Whenever God sneezes......the world catches a cult
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# Hahahah, fantastic!
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# FLOATINGALIENCOCKALATIONS!
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# COCK-A-DOODLE-DO
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# 0_0
i fucking KNEW it!
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# Pffft!
*click*
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# :D
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# marvellous!
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# OH, I SEE!
A mistranslation - "GOD has a mysterious face".
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# ha ha ha ha ha !
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# Pffffffffffffffft!
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# Hahahaha
I love the sycophantic glaze in his eyes :-)
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# :D
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#
amazing
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# GOOD GOD!!!
very good god
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# Outstanding.
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# Genius
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# Quick hide the coke
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# Mustard! Probably to take away the taste of Saatchi's foul old ham...
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# Thank you for that thought
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# Feast your eyes on this, Spazzy!
Spazzy!
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# Noooooooooooooo
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# is that what you used?
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# I wouldn't be so rude
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# Imagine - on food!
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# pfft!
Just when I think I'm totally sick of this nigella stuff, I realise how sick I am of it
=]
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# Clearly it's to confuse the sniffer dogs.
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# Apparently
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# LEAVE NIGELLA ALONNNNNNNNNNE..........
etc.
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#

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# he knows if you've been naughty
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# I've been a good boy. Busy making a bull wanking joke...

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# Ba doom TISH!
Worth every moment
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# Ha! It's terribull.
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# Haha :D
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# who wants some
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# You've got some............
.......Candles!!!
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# I have - 6 of the best :-)
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# Nobody will appreciate a good rack more than you blokes
So have this.



Lena knows exactly what effect she has on Devlin, she's a bit of a bitch like that. Dev's just trying not to perv too overtly.

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# what a bitch!
i like her style!
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# Boobies!!!!!
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# Nice
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# he looks petrified
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# So would you be if you'd had them pressed up against you a time or two in public and you feared the inevitable reaction from the trouser department
;)
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# The expression on her face
Is one of trying to create a wonderbra effect with the power of her mind.
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# She was winner of 2008's "Blow your tits up".
I'd be terrified too...
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# Sexy!!
I like it :)
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# she wants to really....
nicely as always :-)
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# Dev is failing in his attempt not to perv.
As am I.
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[challenge entry] Sprouts ...


six years and cunting :-)
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# well then.
yes. well done. well done all round.
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# Ta beaucoup
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# CANDLES!
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# cheers Sundae
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# happy candils :)))
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# merci :-)
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# *PARP!*
Six years??? Sheesh.....CANDLES TO YA!
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# yeah !!
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# I like this
and happy candle day to you and yours
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# thank you
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# Bravo sir!
Saw your Christmas lights on, thought I'd pop in... happy candleday! *kiss*
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# I thank you kindly, fine lady who draws really really well
and thank you for not mentioning the Cricket
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# You smooth devil
...Don't stop...

I can see your complimentary levels are still peaking, you're good for a good few decades yet :) Hope your day's ace so far!
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# :-)
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# Hahaha! Tip top animating...
*flump*
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# cheers Moley
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# Merry candles!
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# thank ye oh rotten one
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# felicitatious candelabrum!
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# haha ta
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# haha, that's some top trumps

as a side note, can I ask people to put in suggestions for the two week image challenge and better still, vote on the most recent ones. ta
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# dragons
and more dragons.
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# already put it back in ;)
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# \o/
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# Ta and will do
edit I have suggested one :-)
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# happy candles n' that
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# cheers
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# Nicely :D
And happy burny thingys :)
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# thanks hugely
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# ha ha inflammable gasses
so dangerous near naked flames no wonder she is letting them out in short bursts.

click and candle for you



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# haha nice pic
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# YAOFF
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# Haha:D
HappYCANDLES
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# A woo, A yay, A hoopla and A Panoowie to you.
Happy candlemas.
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#

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# You need to nuzzle the burd to show the cat that you are proud
otherwise the bird died in vain
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# Too late. Already cooked it.

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# tenuous - cooking and saddening
microwave cooking with sad music

Because I want an excuse to link it
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# : (
So very sadโ€ฆ.
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# mmmm, and it's self-basting too!
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# Gravy!
Tubs of it for everyone!
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# ewww
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# :D
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# ha ha
now that I like
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# ewww
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# Lawks!
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# nuzzle it
let it dripon yourcgun
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# Jeez - that made me guffaw out loud :D
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# I'm not clicking until you tell me that the bird's only sleeping :'(
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# It's fine.
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# I'm devastated that that isn't a real website
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# It appears to be down at the moment.
They provided the 'dead' parrot for that famous Benny Hill sketch.

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# No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue...
he's he's restin'! Remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue...*yakety sax*
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# haha needs more annoyinng horse
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# Happy b3taday Twisty!
Blimey 6 yearsโ€ฆ.!
:D

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# ta !! forgot obout that !!
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# Merry Candlemas :)
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# haha !
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# ha ha, noice!!
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# Aww it's the thought that counts :)
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# Haha
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# *Click*
and saved.
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[challenge entry] WANT a puppy!!
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# The dog died.
Also I'm not responsible for this and I'm not even sure if it's shopped or it's actually going up on the Harbour Bridge this new year:

i.imgur.com/YNOtugy.jpg

To be honest it's entirely possible.
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# I should've posted mine V V V
below this.
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# I'll put mine here then :)
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# ha ha
cockin' around
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# Damn - nice punchline ;)
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# oh, grow up!
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# YOU GROW UP
WE DON'T ARGUE LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE.
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# i'll be out in the car
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# the only song that the stereo will play:
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# why did you have to bring that song up, you heartless bastard!
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# I'm telling myself that they kept the puppy
and just threw the stocking away.
It- it's got to be that, hasn't it? I... I - *runs off crying*
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# Of course, of course they kept him
*runs to pet shop to buy identical puppy*
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# Phew
Just like a Blue Peter dog
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# HAHA :D
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# The true meaning of Christmas...
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# :'(
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# ^
THIS
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# Was in my head this morning.

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[challenge entry] And the obligatory christmas CDC
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# Haha!
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# yay for CDChristmas :)
 photo Nigel-Slater-withaspooncopy.jpg
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# Depends on how you pronounce 'scones'
Is it scones....as in cones
Or scones....as in sconce

Another great scone debate: cream tea, jam first or cream?
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# scones like cones
and jam first, purely because cream is easier to spread, so goes on last. Simple fluid dynamics, not taste.
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# ah ! but how do you pronounce cone?
like none? gone? minestone? hermione?
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#
you can only say cones one way... like groans.
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# Definitely pronounced as cones
Everyone who says differently is just wrong.
Sorry, I appear to be channelling Peter Hitchens.
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#
What a fucking cock he was last night.
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# ^ Yup.
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# That looks tasty, apart from the sharp bits.
That'd go well with some angle cake
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# How about a battenborg?
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# hahahaha
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# But...
plainly that's cake. I demand a refund!

Still like it though :D
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# shush you...
its a scone,jam,scone,cream,scone,jam,scone tower :)
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[challenge entry] hellooooo queen!
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# Thanks
I now feel disgusted with myself for wondering if I would've shagged Liz in the 50's
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# no problem,
just doing my job.
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# god no,
50 is still old. Maybe when she was 20, but 50?? eugh.
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# I thought in the 50's was a euphemism for up the arse
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#
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#
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[challenge entry] Old Creationist Ripoff
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# Faster, peasant!
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# Little did they know the star was actually an asteroid coming to wipe them all out.
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# haha :)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:40, archived)
# so is this you? just wondering as i dont get the chan thing
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:50, archived)
# I think the joke is that this image is recycled every year. This year via 4chan.
I think. I'm not that clever.

www.b3ta.com/board/10284391
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Wow!
Even though I was Caption jacked - I'm still pleased this is doing the rounds.

www.b3ta.com/board/9782935
(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 1:52, archived)
# It's the gift that keeps giving.
(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Wishing each and every one of you pleasant dreams of the 1980s.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:18, archived)
# I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST A toap
...THANK YOU FR SAVING ME FROM MYSLF
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:27, archived)
# I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WTH MY KYBARD
I THIN KI T HAS IRRITBLE VOWEL SYNDROME
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:28, archived)
# I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)...
Sodding otters, lazy sticklebacks, bastard kingfishers...my keyboard's got irritable vole syndrome.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 2:05, archived)
# It's Tracey Emin!
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:43, archived)
# YAYYYYY!
nice jumpers
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 2:26, archived)
# has an air of Q&D, but still nice
upper-left is a bit creepy
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 2:28, archived)
# It was more effort than it looks.
I should have done it in four parts. Letting the three others distort, then assembled. A ton of guard nodes around each head to keep it from squirming.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 4:08, archived)
# The Strokes.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhh
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Christmas winking Jeff
What the hell happened to christmas winking jeff and his driving kittens? They've disappeared off the face of the t'interweb.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# i think his missus said he died or saink
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# I made a driving cat once!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Think it's got serious road rage there!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:44, archived)
# DUI :)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:53, archived)
# It turned in to Easter wanking joff and his diving mittens
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:43, archived)
# It was on the government's list of websites people have had a
wank over, and so was blocked.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Where's my fucking picture
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Jeff took it with him :(
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
# I wanted to do this to Peter Hitchens on Newsnight just now
spazzmong that guy is
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Matthew Perry's "Santa" quip made me most chucklesome...
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:26, archived)
# He did rather give up on him
perfectly naturally
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] A pisspost is a good time for some reposts for the compo
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] FYFLS
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Also: Buttsex
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Non-sectarian pea
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Slavery in the rabbit kingdom
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:19, archived)
# All hares are bastards.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:29, archived)
# \o
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:49, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:15, archived)
# so gonna to get caught
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:14, archived)
#
Warning: Unknown(/home/phpweb/system/suspended/cancelled/index.php): failed to open stream: Permission denied in Unknown on line 0

Warning: (null)() [function.include]: Failed opening '/home/phpweb/system/suspended/cancelled/index.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/share/pear:/usr/local/lib/php') in Unknown on line 0
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:10, archived)
# You know what else has fallen off the interne?
The letter 't'
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Caption Contest
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Liddlbidopoliticslaydeesandgenelmen
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:19, archived)
# MERR HRIS
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Yay! we won the war!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Stoning women for reading back in 2014
What a wasted effort.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:03, archived)
# How about some sport?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:37, archived)
# GAME OVER
insert coin(s)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 7:08, archived)
# We made angry bearded men more angry and grow bigger beards
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 7:30, archived)
# yuk! he's shaking someone's privates!
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:20, archived)
# Probably bin dun
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha ha i don't get it
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# very good.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, archived)

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