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# Benefits Street London SW1
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Someone need to do this as an alternate version to the channel 4 show
it would be a ratings smash (or 2 minute internet sensation)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Heheh
A Twitter search for "@LoveProdHouse" is a wonderful thing at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:42, archived)
# yup
The following episodes could be 'softer'.
If so, instead of mixing it up, they will have packed the 1st ep with hatebait to guarantee ratings.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Shame they don't follow the money
and make the second episode about twattish landlords.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Pretty clever, the people will never rise up while they're fighting each other
Good old Tory divide & conquer tactics
Owen Jones as usual put it far more succinct than I ever could here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:49, archived)
# that's quite some self inflicted lol they've done to themselves there indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:45, archived)
# movie magic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)
# all I did was change the head and make it more gif sized
that's genuine behind the scenes from the Brandon whatsit superman :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Superman and the green gimps?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:43, archived)
# when is a flan not a flan?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Superflan indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha, nice
What's fat Kermit knitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)
# To deal with Bankruptcy, Nick Griffin is forced to seek gainful employement

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:41, archived)
# Haha :D
woo clicks and such like
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# badum-tish :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha, poor little Nick
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Quite literally poor
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Does that font denote a foreign accent?
Aa racist as Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:08, archived)
# x2! pfff pffffff
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:49, archived)
# Is a "Pffff" better than a "Spang!" ??
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:27, archived)
# xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Aw… that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:35, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Kwailty
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)
# HA, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Nice
Is that Hitchcock?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:51, archived)
# ...
I originally thought of Abe Simpson, but have now decided it is none other than our very own Loud Shooguh.
(bof, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:01, archived)
# a bit of background
this is a remake of a picture i made in flash over a decade ago...
slight.overtops.org/se/gallery/main.php/v/sunshinepictorum/humanbody.gif.html
the original bigger one has been long lost since so i decided to remake it
unfortunately i don't have flash anymore so each individual animal has been hand drawn, scanned, coloured then copied and pasted into the composite above

it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:06, archived)
# ha
I still have the original you did saved on my computer cos I thought it was ace back then!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:15, archived)
# lungs
nice work -- clever stuff. i noticed what i assume to be butterfly wings in the old photo to represent lungs. (i was looking for lungs in the newer version, maybe they're covered up)
(whosebooze, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Fantastic
That'd sell as a poster.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:27, archived)
# so THAT'S what 's inside me
finally I know, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:36, archived)
# i like this
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Lovely arts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:17, archived)
# I want this on a t shirt
now shut up and take my money!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Yay! Sunsh!
Nicely, very nicely! :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)
# i like the pigneys
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 18:29, archived)
# No, no, aah….no
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:53, archived)
# at least they wouldn't need to digitally shrink him for the role
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Gandalf the Goodbye from him?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:34, archived)
# I could've also gone with
"None shall pur pu p p p p p p p p - cross this bridge by 'ere"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
Four candles to rule them all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Ha, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:39, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Film will be over before the punchline of one of his shit boring jokes :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
# "So (pushes glasses further up nose with middle finger), Gandalf says to me...
"...he says Hobbie. He says, Hobbie, I'd like you to look after my ring. (pause for light smattering of laughter)... continues ad nauseam
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Wit frequently passes you by
Doesn't it?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Oh hai Ronnie Corbett
You're right, making a whole career out of one formulaic shit sketch, blacking/yellowing up singing in funny forin accents was absolutely hilarious, no really.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha, Nicely Ninj
And a happy new year mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Happy New Year to you mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Yay, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Yay!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Better slip this in quickly :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:42, archived)
# what a happy looking fellow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Hehehe
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Smashing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:28, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
# I like him/her/it. Very Trapdoor-esque
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
# Very kind of you to say so :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Lovely!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Teh Fear MK2
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:54, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
Food Films - Mess with films so they are all about food - Universal Soldiers, Spambo, The Lambshank Redemption.
New flags for the UK and Scotland - In the event of a us going separate ways.
Fish with Facial Hair - Crab beards, shark goatees and seahorse sideburns. Standard funny photoshops of gurning aquatic life.
Futility - Define it in pictorial form




(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Let's have all of them for a laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:41, archived)
# would probably break the site coding or something, I'm not going to try flipping all the switches :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:42, archived)
# There are currently 4 image challenges still open, not including 'naughty shop' or 'icons'
not including 'naughty shop' or 'icons'imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)
# I know
but I'm still not fucking around with things, especially when no one seems to want the flag challenge.
*edit - one person! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
# how many now?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# This week's image challenge brought to you by the letter F
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Effist :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Some of my best friends are Fs, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Fucking Wright
Quite a good footballer by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Srsly WTF?


33% USA Adults believe humans and other living things have existed in their present form since the beginning of time

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:11, archived)
# That's about the same proportion as actually voted Republican in the last election
Sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:16, archived)
# seeing as their idea of time is only the last 3000 years, they're almost correct
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:17, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:18, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:29, archived)
# USA! USA! USA! USA!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:39, archived)
# Haha mentals :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Good old religion!
Grown adults still buy that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The Wooden Scream
This face can actually be found on a wall at a cabin in the woods nearby where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 8:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 8:46, archived)
# are you asking me out?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 8:47, archived)
# I've got something to put in you
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:04, archived)
# That's great
Would make an excellent big print
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:41, archived)
# I actually done this
and it's hanging on a wall at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
# I reckon you could make a bit of money out of it too :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:43, archived)
# would
(/ \)
 (0)
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:13, archived)
# So why didn't you stick your cock through it like I asked instead of taking a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:47, archived)
# We are the law


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(mrwoggle, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 5:28, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtJp28v7bGs&feature=youtu.be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 8:14, archived)
# The crims are safe if G4S are in charge
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Oh Shit.
.


Not good www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25646978

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:26, archived)
# FAKE
Still flying.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Postcard from Cley


biggar
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 5:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:14, archived)
# also
rather amazed they used 'the' stock photo (at the very bottom of the article)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 5:28, archived)
# Everyone keeps saying bird strike, but I reckon it was probably a flying shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Flying monsters! Who do they serve?


Click for bigger (304 kb)
(bmpa2020, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
# You made ... a pigeon?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Is that a bird-eating spider?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:10, archived)
#
it's some sort of jumping spider. I have no idea what it eats.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:17, archived)
# ants
bugguide.net/node/view/167769/bgimage
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
# Still strangely compelling.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
# It's kind of cuddly and yet repulsive at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:21, archived)
# It looks kind of fluffeh.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:46, archived)
# The jumping spiders are all like that, they have cute proportions and are endearingly tiny and bouncy
in the UK you may commonly see zebra spiders. "Zebra spiders are often noted for their awareness of humans"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:24, archived)
# They are pretty difficult to get near.
As is another webless spider (brownish, nondescript), often seen basking on rocks, just waiting.
Delighted to find out that the collective noun for the young is spiderlings.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:39, archived)
# Prefer yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Haha
Only just noticed. Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:30, archived)
# aaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# OH
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Ta!
I almost miss the hand-sized spiders in Aus...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)
# a mate who lived in Oz
had a cat that loved bringing snakes home as a gift :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:48, archived)
# Despite spending weks out in the middle of nowhere nature watching,
I only ever saw one (1) live snake. We thought it was a young Taipan and was acting quite aggressively, so we naturally got close and took photos. Turns out instead of the deadliest snake in Aus, it was in fact the wussiest:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/areptiles/keelback_snake.html
Hopefully looking to fix that next month with a trip to Darwin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Jan 2014, 1:16, archived)
# I'm very scared!
Also, although this is terribly sad - why, oh, why, did the BBC have to use *that* image at the bottom? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25646978
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:29, archived)
# FAKE... no shark.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:40, archived)
# Haha, even when it's real it's still fake looking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:48, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a, well, er, pigeon.
Oh dear god, I didn't realise just how badly Goldeneye had dated.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Political TOAP


Click for movie-poster size. RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
# Hmmm, getting Christian preacher types off the streets you say?
doesn't sound all that bad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)
# You are annoying me.
<Points imperiously at HappyToast> Constable - arrest that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
# damn you and your imperious ways
edit - can't you simply claim that the person claiming you are annoying them is annoying you and leave the poor policeman in stalemate?
And can you use this new power against politicians walking through your town?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
# What if you find the policeman annoying?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:35, archived)
# then you can politely ask for another policeman
that's definitely in the rule book
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Use against politicians?
No. The politicians are rich. This is for use against Teh Poors.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
#
Christian preacher undiagnosed schizophrenic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Not sure what the motivation is for making such a proposal right now
I seem to remember that ASBOs were a reaction to a lot of newspaper stories about horrible neighbours.
Oh, OK ... www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10784060 it seems to be part of a slow point-scoring exercise that began just after the last election. So they can say to Labour "your ASBO idea was rubbish and we had to fix it".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
# We're moving toward - Martial Law!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xScIkPDY89U
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
# The photo for that article - looks like Princes Street Edinburgh
Outside the Princes Mall by Waverley station. That religious dude's a regular. Seems harmless enough.

Edit : and he wouldn't get an IPNA. IPNAs are England and Wales only.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25132129
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 3:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
# chesty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:12, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
# everyone i love and/or care about is dead
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
# But Gronkpan
I am here.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:07, archived)
#

(Cruising Capacity, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
# Bra
vo.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11044068
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
# :D sent from the past to spang the future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
# I've heard your proposal for the new Terminator reboot, and ah'm oot.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
# You win the cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Oooof!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Head back, Chest out
that's how we won the war ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Chest in isn't really an option here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)
# chest looks great
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Wahey!


(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:41, archived)
# Knitted slug cozies?
Happy candles to you, fellow Elevener !
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
# happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here but it looks fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)
# See you again in 2016?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:16, archived)
# I've been busy, soz.
In other news, we picked up 2 cats from Battersea today, so I'm not making any noise with telly or musics so they can settle in nicely.
Unusually, I'm entertaining myself at my PC for an evening. (!)
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Happy candles.
It seems to be the rule on B3ta these days that if you get new kittens, a floofy pic needs to be posted.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
# OK.. Well...
We got two 6yr olds and where Cleo was all happily settled on my lap within an hour of arriving, Tizzy is currently snoozing behind the sofa very near the radiator, occasionally popping out for a stroke, explore, food and/or shit, then going back to hide. I'm in all day with them tomorrow so maybe I'll have a photo op if they let me :)
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:09, archived)
# is there going to be a party?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)
# nudibranchs?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
# Correct.
I heart them. A previous effort : www.b3ta.com/board/9863718
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Hip hip...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:07, archived)
# happy candlemass
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:08, archived)
# Lovely little feckers!! Many returns of the day of much candling!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Happy Candleday.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Just a quicky....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:36, archived)
# oh, oh dear
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:12, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:14, archived)
# great job Microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:30, archived)
#
someone keeps moving my chair
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Wibble
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)
# OH HAI GUYZ ANYONE WANT TO BUY A T-SHIRT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
# please hammer don't hurt 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Ming the Merciless!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)
# And isn't it ironic...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Ack
I really dislike that woman
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:44, archived)
# That's a shame. She speaks highly of you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:21, archived)
# What do you mean? Do you know her?
Has she heard of me then? I'll admit I'm surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:01, archived)
# She and Mario Treadway moved from Boston to New Jersey two years ago.
I suspect it's because they want to be closer to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
# But it turns out
A screw would have done....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:50, archived)
# You only wanted to take the top off a tin of paint...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:32, archived)
# *facepalms*
I had 10000 of the bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:35, archived)
# I fail to see the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Can't touch this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
# SHE'S LYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)
# Maybe he laid down in a bed of roses
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Years ago me and my brother nearly got chucked out of a pub during a quiz
The idea was instead of a team name, you gave a joke. We put "Peter Sutcliffe is out at a fancy bar with his new lady friend. 'What do you fancy?' he asks her. 'I'd love a Bucks fizz', she replied. 'FUCK OFF!', he says, 'You'll have a screwdriver like all the others'". When the quiz guy read it out there was an audible sucking of teeth. How were we to know one of his victimns was found round the back of the pub.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Whatever she drank, she'd end up hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:47, archived)
#
:)
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:48, archived)
# I've never been spanged, so was feeling left out
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:37, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST ENCOURAGING THE BOY...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:43, archived)
# YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT FOR THAT ONE

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:56, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11044014
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Spang Recycling.
Saving the world, one gif at a time
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Here you are
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Phillipa Forrester?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Nah, she is just random.


The woods are full of them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:43, archived)
# someone made a 'hash' of putting that sign up!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
# It was a weedy effort!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
# Have a related pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)

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