Feel the warmth of the pre-storm glow...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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Includes a stunning 15 minute sequenceof planting some tomatoes
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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With the hit song "Our seed's in the ground, let's pray for rain" let's pray for rain"
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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FUCK OFF!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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Game over, man, game over.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Shit Prequels"){kind=small}
It's the illegality of it that's thrilling
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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Smuggled mine back from France in a Thermos flask.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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I'm looking forward to the smell of napalm tomorrow morning
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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I'm looking forward to the smell of napalm tomorrow morning.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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The strapline could be'Yep, still in Saigon.'
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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Ha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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Ahahaha :)Have a *click*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:05,
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Since the threads are coming quite quickly and there's a common theme I shall place this here.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:53,
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And another Ooof!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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Ooof!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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\o/Bonus points for 3rd of July though...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekEvery week we ask as question, the best and funniest answers appearin in the newsletter.
Vote on one of the following from your suggestions:
Weather stories: A tree snapped in half in the wind and narrowly missed my house yesterday. Tell us extreme weather stories, or just how your commute now takes an extra ten minutes and they're all out of porridge in Pret by the time you get there.
Nepotism: So, it turns out the boss's son is "good with computers" and got the job you applied for. Get it out here.
Late: Tell us about when you were late. How much trouble did it cause and when will the divorce be finalised?
Acting out your Fantasies: Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're much too like hard work. Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?
Vote closes after lunch.
(Vote on one of the following from your suggestions:
Weather stories: A tree snapped in half in the wind and narrowly missed my house yesterday. Tell us extreme weather stories, or just how your commute now takes an extra ten minutes and they're all out of porridge in Pret by the time you get there.
Nepotism: So, it turns out the boss's son is "good with computers" and got the job you applied for. Get it out here.
Late: Tell us about when you were late. How much trouble did it cause and when will the divorce be finalised?
Acting out your Fantasies: Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're much too like hard work. Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?
Vote closes after lunch.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:09,
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then my job is done.(it's not, not until 5pm).
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:35,
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Tyranosaurs and Velociraptors were cretaceous dinosaurs anyway.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:38,
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And 'One Million Years BC'was definitely early plasticene...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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HahaI did a 'Precambrian Park' once
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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Hahaha!Very clever.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:10,
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The bar has been raisedclickety click!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:31,
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Then two come along at once... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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until you pop out for a quick piss
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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...and then the cost-cutting bean counters at Corporate HQ start skimping on the Health and Safety, and all of a sudden, hey presto a blockbuster!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SHIT PREQUELS
This week's challenge is to pretend you're a useless movie mogul, and create shit and pointless Hollywood prequels. Challenge suggested by
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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woohoo!challenge suggested by mictoboy actually
FFS
(FFS
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Movieposter \o/s again?I realise I'm in the minority but this is the 3rd movieposter \o/s so far this year, there's trillions of images and videos on the interwebs why restrict challenges to movieposter \o/s?
Is this part of rebranding b3ta.com to movieposter\o/s.com to gain advertising revenue?
ps did I mention movieposter \o/s?
(Is this part of rebranding b3ta.com to movieposter\o/s.com to gain advertising revenue?
ps did I mention movieposter \o/s?
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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I think if you and Mofaha were to suggest a collaboration of your Cock Knee idea and his Fall Fashion joke it might be an image challenge that quickly gains in popularity\o/s
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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there's no requirement to use posters.you could do a scene from a made up film, advertising merchandise, a newspaper review.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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True but we both know 99% of the entries will be movieposter \o/s hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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well you can count them if you likeI'm just going to look at the funnies and not worry
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Good idea, counting them might be more interesting :) hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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mainly because it's a guarantee of *some* decent entriesit's relatively easy to come up with a joke and find good source images,
so it'll hopefully boost user interaction and page visits. B3ta is dying on it's arse and has been for a while
(so it'll hopefully boost user interaction and page visits. B3ta is dying on it's arse and has been for a while
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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since around 2008 according to statisticsperhaps its just different to when it was really busy?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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I'm obviously in the minority I know that and it's ok now and then but 50% of this years challenges have been movieposter \o/sI just find it boring regurgitating the same old posters again and again, I love to see new fresh and original pics
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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it's only februaryit'll even out in the rest of the year
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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then use fresh and original picsit's only as half arsed as people make it
Or, don't worry about the image challenge, do whatever you want :)
(Or, don't worry about the image challenge, do whatever you want :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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True and I never do movie poster \o/s for that very reasonbut I like to show my appreciation for other peoples works with comments and clicks, movie poster \o/s bores my tits off
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:00,
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Here I go, down the slope
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:49,
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:12,
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These pictures are all ridiculous in the first place.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:27,
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DID SICKHello stranger! Good to see you
So yeah
(So yeah
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:34,
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Heh, winkel.bit of a hummus drought over here unfortunately, but I still abide
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:45,
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also mofaha? Ruby's birthday this month, she is still quite small
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 3:28,
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Awwwwwwwso sweet. Dirk is still small too :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 5:30,
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 3:07,
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Can't remember who said it first but "I've got clown makeup on my cock"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 5:32,
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he doesn't have an account here on b3ta anymore :((
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:11,
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Now there would be a dynamic duo if ever there were one. Brother Power with his naked taxi delaying abilities.
Hhomemade-chastity-belt-man, with his amazing ability to attract non-middle aged women.
(Hhomemade-chastity-belt-man, with his amazing ability to attract non-middle aged women.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:49,
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he's cheery, have some Mr Jelly in return
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:46,
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Anything Psychoville gets a click from me.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:16,
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Anything HappyToast usually gets one of the same from me.Talented bastard.
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jonbob loves you,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:38,
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Anything I like gets a click from me
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:40,
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So much to take inSmiley feet, penis nose, knuckle dragger, tears, ice cream, I love you, I hate you, welcome, exit, I'm a goose and stars.
All is well and clicks with hugs
(All is well and clicks with hugs
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:50,
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Let's all drink to the death of a clown
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:00,
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Glen Benton loved his weekend job drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:26,
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hahahnice one - Bill Oodie FTW
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:33,
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Would make it more bearable.
Click for bigger (192 kb)
Edit- In my haste, missed that hand the size of that tart's head.
What language is this?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:18,
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I don't know if it's a jokeit means 'saved in the nick of time'
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:28,
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Totally randomAnd I speak Flemish (I live in Gent - study in Antwerp),
but my two conflicting synapses refused to connect.
So, without adoo,
"Oh-ha"
Gedaan.
(,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:32,
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but my two conflicting synapses refused to connect.
So, without adoo,
"Oh-ha"
Gedaan.
Image Challenge voteIt's Second-chance Wednesday — here's four challenges which nearly made it, but didn't.
One word challenge: Turtles
World War Y: Create shit and pointless Hollywood prequels
Farms of the Future: Mix farming with science fiction to show us how the high-tech farm of the future might work.
Fluffy Disasters: Use photoshop to promote the fluffy side of natural disasters, where everyone has a good time and no-one gets hurt.
Vote shaft:
(One word challenge: Turtles
World War Y: Create shit and pointless Hollywood prequels
Farms of the Future: Mix farming with science fiction to show us how the high-tech farm of the future might work.
Fluffy Disasters: Use photoshop to promote the fluffy side of natural disasters, where everyone has a good time and no-one gets hurt.
Vote shaft:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:10,
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If we pick 'Turtles', can we go apeshit on anyone who does a tortoise instead?Coz we is being an English-speaking board 'n' shit isn't it though?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:36,
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anyone else having trouble connecting to the poll site? edit - s'ok, working now
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:55,
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ma monies on preqals333.com/scanners_movie_type_film_prequel.jpg_____________error_
spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
spotify:track:7nEEVfrkxGoUDxnc1htVph (Tachi by Ed Harrison)
youtu.be/uh9oUHO2dxE
___GUTEN TAG_____
youtu.be/4cfsX8S0fLQ
spotify:track:63XWBP50fCjsP52MLnIpKm (Prophecy Theme by Toto)
(,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:20,
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spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
spotify:track:7nEEVfrkxGoUDxnc1htVph (Tachi by Ed Harrison)
youtu.be/uh9oUHO2dxE
___GUTEN TAG_____
youtu.be/4cfsX8S0fLQ
spotify:track:63XWBP50fCjsP52MLnIpKm (Prophecy Theme by Toto)
Shit prequels is good, butperhaps drop the "hollywood" bit if it wins, so it can be extended to other media and not have two movie-only ones in a row.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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all challenges are movie poster challenges
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:32,
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star wars
we all know "shit prequels" is going to end up about two thirds "hilarious" phantom menace and attack of the clones posters. and one third revenge of the sith.
boris the spider,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:35,
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pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf_gHDnCAAEDfYR.jpg
(not my back door)
((not my back door)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:32,
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is it, should have guessed, UK is deeper(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:35,
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Wowkey-shaped waterfalls
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:51,
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we both voted for turtles ;) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:48,
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Any vote for something other than future farming is a vote for communism mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:48,
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A vote for future farming is also a vote for communism
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:13,
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So, voting on the image challenge is a vote for communismas is being on this website, and actually voting for communism
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:33,
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everytime you vote for future farming, god masturbates....and THEN kills a kitten
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:17,
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as long as it's not in a communist way mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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strangeI don't remember any of these
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:27,
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Hi Frazer have you had time to think about my /talk compo idea yet? No pressure.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:33,
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I'll take anything**Will not respond to withheld numbers**
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:38,
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DAMNIT, I already boutght toenail clippers!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:05,
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Dying, I've been... DYING to have a pop at this image compo, but such a busy week...Have this rushed-together effort.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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Ah-haaaaa….hahaha! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:14,
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\o/ Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:20,
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Apparently it's by way of being an in-joke among the movie sound community...Clearly there are a few (Star Wars, Indiana Jones) where it's practically mandatory to include a Wilhelm, but there are others where it seems a bit more under the radar, similar to how a graphic designer* might try and sneak a goatse or something similarly meme-worthy into a branding project.
Either way it's fun.
*A puerile, irresponsible, unprofessional graphic designer, naturally.
(Either way it's fun.
*A puerile, irresponsible, unprofessional graphic designer, naturally.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:05,
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I could go a cup of beans with a sausage
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:18,
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horrific! partridge with 2 mouths!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:34,
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Rentaghostbusters...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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when Claypole asks you if you're a God, you say YES! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:06,
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:Dthere is no Nadia only Dobbin..*three shoe clops*
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:11,
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Mr Meaker!His best customer is Yvette Fielding.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:24,
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