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# they rejected my advert :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:29, archived)
# those short-sighted fools!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:29, archived)
# now i really really really want a chocolate ritz
i think your advert really really really works
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Oh the joy
I must try these now! ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:37, archived)
# I'm confused is this a chocolate cheesy biscuit?
Or is this product completely unrelated to delicious cheesy Ritz crackers?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:38, archived)
# cracker and chocolate, no cheese
or so i believe
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:40, archived)
# a horrible cracker/choc sandwich
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
# phwoar!
i bet that tastes saltyโ€ฆ
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Damn
So just another biscuit chocolate.

And here was me getting all excited at the prospect of a cheesy cracker covered with chocolate.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:22, archived)
# I think they are like that..basically it's a ritz biscuit with chocolate in the middle
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:17, archived)
# The BASTARDS.
:(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:38, archived)
#
That isn't nearly racist enough.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:40, archived)
# They'll regret it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:21, archived)
# I prefer your advert to the concept of the snack
oh wait, they're not the cheese filled crackers, fair enough, carry on
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Last time I freed my joy
I was arrested
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:08, archived)
# The bastards!
*shakes fist*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Jerry! Jerry! etc
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# C'mon Barry!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Fuckin' sheelagh
'sup moley! :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:05, archived)
# hey tan!
nice to see you back
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
Monobrow!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:08, archived)
# i can't believe you're laughing at this
you fuckin racist
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:10, archived)
# he should try nicking sheelagh's wheels
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Why would you want a caravan with no wheels?
;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:25, archived)
# never heard of a static?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:26, archived)
# ?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:31, archived)
# this is much funnier than it should be
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:34, archived)
# and also more arousing
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:56, archived)
# And slightly Nazi.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:25, archived)
# *Turns off generator*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
# oh to be sure der mud
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:38, archived)
# It's not racist because Irish isn't a race.
Not a human one anyway.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
# what makes you think they're irish?
because they've got membership of the caravan club?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Fair point.
I was thoughtlessly extrapolating from my auntie Hellshag and the many cousin Diarmuids who are all definitely 100% bog oirish. I am very sorry so I am to be sure so it is.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:13, archived)
# So
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Gypist
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:00, archived)
# I think we can all relate...
Don't you hate it when you go golfing, but the only nine-iron you can borrow belongs to a bloke several thousand metres tall?


(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, archived)
# It's uncanny
this happens to me ALL THE TIME
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
# i just came over all dizzy....
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:57, archived)
# Brilliant style :) *click*
I think I've seen that hole played before:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOWR7O1oSgU
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:00, archived)
# This reminds me a lot of an old adventure game
And I can't remember which one. Good work though
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# I get that a lot
Which is strange as I've never played any old adventure games. Thanks anyway :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:05, archived)
# love the aerial view
top draws
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# VERY nice work. I really like it
But I've only ever played crazy golf, drunk, so I can't really relate.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:03, archived)
# cor! that's brilliant
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
# Somewhere,there's a giant holding what looks like a pin
he's crying.

:)

*cleek*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha
At least he doesn't have to lug this thing around:
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:20, archived)
# I bet he can pick up shortwave radio on that
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:23, archived)
# The bag looks remarkably cheerful
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:32, archived)
# very very good, more pl0x :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# This exact thing happened to me just the other day
and the hilarious thing is that I don't even play golf.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:21, archived)
# That's rough man :/
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Wow!
This is lovely *clicks*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:43, archived)
# aAAAARRRRRRAAAAAaaaaarrghhhhllll
This is giving me the "BiG sMall fEEliNg" in my face brain.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Beautiful!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:51, archived)
# No, this never happened to me
I am several thousand metres tall myself, and I don't play golf, obviously
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Great stuff, and I hate to be picky but
isn't he normal size?
Or is that hill millions of metres high?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:28, archived)
# The golfer depicted is meant to be a normal-sized person,
standing on a normal-sized hill, as he represents the plight of normal-sized people around the world stuck with overly long golfing equipment.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Thicko!
. ........v v
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:16, archived)
# This is fucking stupid.
I therefore love it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:29, archived)
# fucking amazing
love the style
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Both the concept and execution of this
Are brilliant
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
# whoa
this is great
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:53, archived)
# By 'eck!
He's only gone and done a pixel.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:13, archived)
# compo it
oh, you have
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:29, archived)
# i see
what you did there
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Well done.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# finish him Barikuya!
cunt him in the fuck
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)
# haha
That big guy looks like a Dogs face? His arms are the ears, tits for eyes, his nappy's the nose and his legs are the happy mouth?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You loon :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:41, archived)
# I want half a tab of what you've had.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Used to love doing acid or mushrooms in the school library
It had some pretty funky curtains
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:51, archived)
# And you can read the microfiches without the magnifying reader.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
exactly
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:16, archived)
# 'ave him
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:06, archived)
# How many levels of disturbing?
Brilliant! :@ )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Keyboard now covered in drool.

sorry - 'ning!! everyone :@ )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, I'd watch it...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Here's one she laid earlier
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] this would fix a few...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't think I've ever watched more than 10 seconds of that show
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:29, archived)
# I think there was a cheese joke in one episode.
don't remember the build up or the punchline, but it was just... hilarious.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, archived)
# hahaha yes! a classic episode
fat kid: hey charlie what do you call a cheese that's sad
charlie: i fuck hookers?
fat kid: no BLUE cheese!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:33, archived)
# that was it.
i think my sides may have split again.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
The best episode ever
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:35, archived)
# to be fair though
he IS tired of pretending he's not a total bitchin rock star from mars.
he does look tired...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:36, archived)
# WINNING!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:37, archived)
# exactly
I stopped for 10 seconds while channel flicking, only to check if Sheen is sober.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:34, archived)
# I admire your optimism.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:35, archived)
# God I feel depressed....
I actually don't mind that show, and watch it if there's nothing better on :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:48, archived)
# chin up.
up what? I've no idea... a chimney?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:50, archived)
# yer mum?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:57, archived)
# yer mum up a chimney?
that's filthy.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:04, archived)
# I've never given it time to form a proper opinion
I might stop and give it a try if you recommend?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# ignore the 1st series at all costs.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:56, archived)
# the current ones are a bit shit,
the very early ones are a bit shit, but the ones in between still with Charlie Sheen do have some funny moments.
And Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox in bikinis, dont know if you find that a positive or a negative though...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Megan Fox, Bikini, Sheen
Off to YouTube I go!
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaqL-3xOHPA - 3.52 - now I get it!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Her acting is pretty poor though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:43, archived)
#
Does she speak?

I must've missed that :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Now that is something I can relate to.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# morning

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:47, archived)
# ning fwm
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:50, archived)
# morning shambles
these are bit like wobbly bloke's VAGCREAMS aren't they?
perhaps i should do one of these every day for a whole year
then get bullied off the board
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:55, archived)
# I like them.
But I'll probably join in with the bullying and unpleasantness later if I think it'll impress the bigger boys.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
proper playground rules
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I like these and enjoyed the Vagreams
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Best one yet!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:12, archived)
# morning crappers
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:35, archived)
# *styles out unfortunate new nickname*
Morning yourself Mr Fresh
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:18, archived)
# morning
psssst: compo it!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:33, archived)
# alright
alright
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
# \o/

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Ning Moley
fake, no ring ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:27, archived)
# but... you can't see his ring hand
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:36, archived)
# good call
:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:50, archived)
# morning
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:33, archived)
# a beautiful picture with a delightful sentiment
good morning
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:35, archived)
# good work on the cover up there
sappy post likes to have a little moan if you're not following his rules
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Vomits
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# You don't want to see that first thing.
Morning hugs to Mr Mole
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
# hallo spazzy!
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:34, archived)
# what does the goatsee?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 2:28, archived)
# Nice counter rotation effect with that one.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 3:18, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 7:08, archived)
# whoa
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 7:50, archived)
# what confounded sorcery is this????
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:12, archived)
# wowzers
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:49, archived)
# Nice
Miranda?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, archived)
# What mr horrible said
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Sweet Lordy-ju-ju-momma...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 0:04, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
# lovely mastication
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 7:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 2:09, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Peewee Hermron!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# That works too well
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:48, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:43, archived)
# This is getting out of hand!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 6:31, archived)
# :D
nicely
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:53, archived)
# I knew it was a smallbrainfield pic without looking
and then it wasn't :o\
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha
that's his 'secret' account
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, over to Salford...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Heheh
Someone's trousers falling down during a fight is funnier than most stuff they do.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] thats 'the style' of youth trousers Ive noticed...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:30, archived)
# paxman is about to start kicking off
you can see it in his eyes
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
that's great
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:56, archived)
# haha
Paxman still couldn't give a damn
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Which is better .... panorama or newsnight.........
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# prolly just me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Ooo....sticky stuff...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:57, archived)
# that's what yer mam said
etc
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:05, archived)
# tubphil
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:44, archived)
# "Look, no hands"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 1:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm! Eating pussy!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:01, archived)
# I can't thank you enough for taking the time to find what looks like actual dead cats for this
you fucking cunt
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:32, archived)
# hahah first thing to make me laugh on b3ta for weeks, cheers
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:00, archived)
# I love slinky stare !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:15, archived)
# spwing watch
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Is 'Coil View' back on again?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Dick Spring?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Zebedee's let himself go.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:09, archived)
# This seems legit.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:32, archived)
# You utter monster
He does annoy me a lot
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)
# You want to grapple with his secretive stoat.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Well at least it's not Autism Watch
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Not yet.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:02, archived)
# i'm trying to figure this out
...but nothing springs to mind
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 1:24, archived)
# There is a certain tension to it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 1:57, archived)
# could just be a part of the mortal coil
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 2:37, archived)
# Fourspring Durch Technik
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Get out you Bard!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 18:32, archived)
# reminds me of cyriak's beastenders
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Hard to compete with that guy!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 4:20, archived)
# :D
they all look lovely
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well post this here
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:56, archived)
# this is a repost?
I know I have seen this before
Still WOO!!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Yeah
it is quite old.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 18:25, archived)
# this must be as old as b3ta!
i do love it
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# REPOSING 16 BIT CUNT
I hope the 32 bit version is in development.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# 'likes'
fucking annoying fraggles
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha, awesome
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:28, archived)
# haha
neat
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:31, archived)
# Officelol ahoy
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Almost indistinguishable from the Anne Robinson days
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Mr Blair may decide on this
Nicely
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)
# But it still wont stop a US/UK coalition invasion
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] tonight matthew, I'm going to be...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:25, archived)
# needs more sundae lunch
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# good form, but slightly disappointing at the end of the performance.
that's the show not your image, which is lovely
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)

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