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[challenge entry] Dindun ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# is the theme played on a french horn?
You're gonna need a grande boat monsieur
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
# been watching Pointless? ;)
wonder if Richard Osman has been a b3tard, certainly seems to share our awful sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
Ever seen Sharknado?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The Cornet Crab
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# creamy yet crabby
like a slapper's discharge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# *grabs straw*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
# i've actually sickened myself slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Astonishing
You have gone too far with your genitalia obsession.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:52, archived)
# i'm now going to punish myself
bu forcing large quantities of wine down my neck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:54, archived)
# I will also punish you by forcing large quantities of wine down my neck when I return home
.... as I'm off food
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Well that's me off food for the rest of the week
Grim
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:53, archived)
# *Boke*
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 18:17, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# I want an ice cream now!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:53, archived)
# lovely
hey wait! come back here with my icecream!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# beautiful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# tasty!
edit: tasty! ew!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# EVERY day *sigh*


Click for bigger (326 kb)
(sleepybunny About time cunting was added to OED, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:54, archived)
# S'ivy innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
*decides to replay Oblivion when he gets home*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# manky pubes, that balcony
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
# mine is usually-
Desecrate corpse
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Been on my mind for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Ning mate!
Oh…hahahahaha…also ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Best of all the wheats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Best before end of what?
I think we need to be told!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Pea time;
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 18:15, archived)
# You might also like this.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:01, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:53, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
i have the fortune (?) of recently moving into a periphary of the oil industry. if you don't mind, i am going to steal this and put it as my desktop wallpaper.


Edit: "Arse-smelling sludge" and "Fucking sticky black shit" are genuinely making me chuckle. My neighbour probably now thinks I'm mental.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# You're most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Source of fibrosis !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Best before bellend
(lockup69, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:25, archived)
# RP as a late reply:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Caught amidships!


He came from The Deep and started some trouble, then invaded Britain!


'kin hell I'm going to bed (well past the oz-shift)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Epic! Just epic!
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
# ta Ninj!
the end is almost in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# WHAT? Megaducky bested by a few destroyers?
PAH! I say! PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# he will have some measure of revenge
they will RUE THE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# A double revenge please, with ginger and lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:05, archived)
# awwww, leave duckzilla alone you brutes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Ram-Beyonce
(evilengine, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# they're all gay on here mate
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:02, archived)
# no your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# no your gay
the ultimate spotters guide in 79 easy to collect parts
Issue one comes with a free binder and part one of a life size gay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# haha, works very well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# That's not her real hair
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Cthulhu fhtagn.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:29, archived)
# oh my bluuckablukblakbluuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# I'd definitely have a go on that. Proper fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Very very queasy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:01, archived)
# how wonderful =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Haha!
Didn't expect to see that!

(Compo it)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha, have a Rolf Lundgren

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Britney Spears is looking buff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Tributes are pouring in from all over the fashion world.


First class to Hull please.

PS, first attempt at GIF animation using Photoshop - please be gentle with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Aaah yes
The hover dress
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
# smooth danglage
have fun in Hull
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:19, archived)
# I take it these are from her Swing collection
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:20, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Too soon!
I wonder if the door will get a plaque, like the David Carradine Auto-sexual Strangulation Memorial Wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:21, archived)
# you seem to be asphyxiated on his stranglewank
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Oh, I'm all choked up
/engorges
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Now, that's what I come to B3TA for...
... to know that I'll have company in the after life.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# I'm not sure this new Up Fashion Joke will gain quickly in popularity
but I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, archived)
# she didnt want to 'fall' LOLZORS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, archived)
# It will not
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Mofaha needs to see this. This is the REAL and GRITTY side of fashion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, archived)
# and DIRTY

BIGGAAR NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Ooooooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:07, archived)
# THIS IS NOT THE TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE THAT WILL GAIN IN POPULARITY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:47, archived)
# you're all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# I like his ballbag handbag
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
# You're nuts about it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
# he's nut realised what he's saying
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# he keeps his cash in there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# New clothes range?
- A bit tight round the neck, but hangs well!
(what day is it?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That looks painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# I still don't understand how spacehoppers didn't become mankinds main form of transport
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Inner knee agony
amongst middle aged men.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:22, archived)
# I blame the Belgians
But that's by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:45, archived)
# mumpfish?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He's down there, trashing the place
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:01, archived)
# i think this should win
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:05, archived)
# hah!
inspired use of hydrothermal vents
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:13, archived)
# They have other uses
I hear whales use them as fake vaginas
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Did you find this?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:01, archived)
# How Weird
But I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Very spang-worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, archived)
# There must be oil there to attract them
or maybe shoal gas
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Very clever...
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He drifts silently by...


He came from The Deep and started some trouble
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
# They should actually do this in flood areas.
It would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] it could get out of hand. Then all that is yours shall be his domain!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] He will fight you on the beaches, and on the landing grounds...
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] below the seas...
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] and on the oceans!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Someone floated this idea
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:15, archived)
# carve them out of giant yellow sponges
so they soak the flood up AND look cheery
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Are you reading this, Eric Pickles?
ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:43, archived)
# paint him yellow
he's got a bit of the rubber duck about him




well, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Swans as big as houses?
The end of days surely?!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Swans as big as houses, giant rubber ducks, cats and dogs living together...
mass hysteria!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Headlining Reading & Leeds:
Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
# these are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:53, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# These are FAB ferret!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:19, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Speccsy!
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Also
https://vine.co/v/MhJrKq9VvmE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Yes, well... OK. Shall I put the kettle on?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:56, archived)
# The other one I made is even better.
https://vine.co/v/MhJvXuHbiQq
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:04, archived)
# HAha! Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)
# fears!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:45, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:29, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Dame Edna and Timmy Mallett?
It could only ever end that way
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# It's the couple from the best advert ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_b9r6Q2Ifc
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:03, archived)
# wow
I can see how that could get jammed into the brain
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# HAHA, I hate that ad
Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)
# I hate work! Add that, Excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Same cunting husband/wife 'creative' team that tortured us with Go Compare fuckers
Woo to pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# I think I captured it best with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Haha
clicks :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:22, archived)
# selfish bastard could have at least taken her out first
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:44, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking awful adverts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Yes!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 18:24, archived)
# happy hour
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:20, archived)
# alright sonny, we're all the son of god when we've had a few shandies
now put your clothes on and lets pop down the station
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:29, archived)
# he'd been on that cross 3 days and couldn't wait....straight onto double vodkas :(!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:43, archived)
# haha, image challenge idea? Police brutality edited?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Too soon, Q, too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
# truly terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:25, archived)
# sweet zig-zaggy latex free fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:28, archived)
# mix media on paper:
pencil, pen, coffee, paint, spit, collage, pennies, duct tape, etc…
(drawn from memory)
.
.
.
complete waste of time
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:32, archived)
# pretty fly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:34, archived)
#

mofaha has one with an ape mask…dontcha mofa, dontcha?!!! (!!!!)…yup..
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:37, archived)
# I ain't here brah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:38, archived)
# brblol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:40, archived)
# It's a trap!
atomicanimations.tumblr.com/post/44091283352
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:52, archived)
# Pretty fly for a
fly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 3:01, archived)
# Up the shitter!
Random repost time!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:42, archived)
#
This is still superb.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 3:12, archived)
# SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:41, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:43, archived)
# Sweet Fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Who's going to eat all the pies now?
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:04, archived)
# :(
4 eva in our hartz
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:07, archived)
# cloggin ur arteriez
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:08, archived)
# sozzard.
don't really have an apology.
700 year old daleks

700 year old poop daleks barrels from denmark.
(Kaitlin moo, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Jesus
Is this eleventy times bigger than the observable universe or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Not just you
It ... Just ... Keeps ... Going
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 4:25, archived)
# daleks need toilets too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:03, archived)
# it's like the Terracotta Army
with added extermination
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:04, archived)
# MORE LIKE THE TERRAPOTTY ARMY!
AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!? AMIRITE!?

Meh, try the steak.

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:56, archived)
# try the steak?
I'm not eating out of one of those
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Yeah, it's probably from poundland
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 0:39, archived)
# Can you make it bigger?
I have a lot of iPads and I'm getting slightly more than one pixel per pad and it's mucking up my football pitch literal analogy. Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 1:20, archived)
# **** MODDDDDDS! ****
You might not be able to see a problem - I'm not either - but looking in the code the image is set to height="50%" which is probably causing the problems everyone else is seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:15, archived)
# ahh, wondered what people were on about
I've changed it to a width tag, maybe that's fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:32, archived)
# whoops
the embarrassing thing about this?

I'm a professional web developer.
(Kaitlin moo, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] He Bumps


He came from... The Deep
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)
# :D done an oops
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He just wants to be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Not real
Can see from some of the pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Nope, still not enough balloons...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# gotta flap those wings innit
I think I just did a disturbing metaphor
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:33, archived)
# those bingo wings
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
# I giveth...
Bigger
and I taketh away....
Bigger
(orbojunglist, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:23, archived)
# blimey
looks like a lot of work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Never done an invisible bike before...
*looks for more things to invisibilise
(orbojunglist, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
# LOLCHAIRS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:04, archived)
# i had loads of lolchairs, butt i lost em
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:23, archived)
# "Hey, wiseguy, huh?! Got snakes?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# dylan, you son of a bitch
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Can you do a stakeboard one, but inviisibilize the wheels so it looks like a hover-board.
imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:44, archived)
# That is very cool
I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
Now can you put him on a hoverboard?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:46, archived)
# too obvious
make it a snail, with him holding its eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:52, archived)
# or the corpse from the walking dead that seemed to be last week's bandwagon...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Or a Triumph Thunderbird with Watsonian sidecar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:15, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:16, archived)
# You are quite amazing, you should be paid to dabble.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Oooh lovely!
He looks a lot more skilled at floating than this chap.



Also: Top work with the shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Nice work
curious that there's only a shadow on the second one. It's proof that bikes have no souls, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:59, archived)
# That's fucking a bit good like
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)
# :D cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 0:53, archived)
# My brain was nearly working until I saw this
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:14, archived)
# BRIS?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# For those of you who need an explanation...
JJ Abrams is Jewish (I could have used Woody Allen as an example but he's a bit dodgy). The Bris is the Jewish ritual of male circumcision (thus it is likely that Abrams has been circumcised, or "cut" as some call it). Thus "Director's cut" becomes a play on the use of the apostrophe - the possessive (cut of the director, a cinematic term regarding editing, or even, given the possessive use of the apostrophe in "JJ Abrams's Bris" to suggest the film is *about* the circumcision of JJ Abrams) and contraction (the director is "cut").
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Could you please expand on that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:38, archived)
#
Jeffrey Jacob "J. J." Abrams is an American film and television producer, screenwriter, director, actor and composer. He is well known for his work in the genres of action, drama, and science fiction (I could have used the somewhat more famous Jewish director, Allan Stewart Konigsberg, or as he is now known Woody Allen, but I chose not to as he has been accused of kiddyfiddling). JJ Abrams is of the Jewish faith.

The brit milah (Hebrew: בְּרִית מִילָה‎ [bit mila], Ashkenazi pronunciation [bis mil], "covenant of circumcision"; Yiddish pronunciation, bris [bs]) is a Jewish religious male circumcision ceremony performed on the eighth day of a male infant's life by a mohel. The brit milah is followed by a celebratory meal (seudat mitzvah).

Thus we can assume that JJ Abrams has undergone this ritual.

"Cut" is a popular slang term for circumcised.

This all leads to the punchline - "Director's Cut", which has two or even three meanings. The first, using the possessive form of the apostrophe, indicates that the film is either :

1) a specially edited version of a film, and less often TV series, music video, commercials, comic book or video games, that is supposed to represent the director's own approved edit. 'Cut' explicitly refers to the process of film editing: the director's cut is preceded by the rough editor's cut and followed by the final cut meant for the public film release, or

2) When used in combination with the possessive "JJ Abrams' Bris", to suggest that the film is about his circumcision.

The other interpretation is that the apostrophe is used in the contraction sense, i.e. "The director is cut".

You may proceed to chortle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:48, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Well...yeeeeeeeees...but without a little more detail I fail to see how we are to comprehend your joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:52, archived)
# To explain further, I shall call upon the noted comedy actor, Mark Heap.


Does that help? If not, I have a GFY of his colleague, Kevin Eldon, that I could utilise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Wot? Like thusly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:15, archived)
#
gfycat.com/FarAcidicFlatcoatretriever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:23, archived)
#
Quite, quite...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Fooking hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Fook indeed, yoof. Fook indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)
# yo mama is fat an you is fik innit was the general gist i fink
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Are the Rabbi's tools
called a bris-kit?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:53, archived)
# I see. I don't know who the director of this was, but I assumed female for the purposes of the gag.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:04, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Bed Wetter! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:08, archived)
# oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:08, archived)
# BRIES?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!
bindun
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 2:29, archived)

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