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# LEAVE GARY ALONE!!! you made him cry you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha!
It's bizarre Cameron character assassinated Jimmy Carr over tax, but keeps silent over Barlow.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Haha
4eva in their offshore bank accounts :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:29, archived)
# One difference : Barlow's an OBE
And that OBE was likely rubberstamped by Cameron. Can't have Cameron admitting that he made a mistake in okaying that, can we?

And it helps that he's a Tory supporter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:46, archived)
# yeah but we know that Barlow only got that because SamCam is a massive take that fan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:53, archived)
# That AND his donations to the Tory party.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 11:07, archived)
# and the rimming, don't forget the rimming
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Oh yeah, it's ALWAYS about the rimming with the Tories.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Gotta chase that knighthood
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Mery candles RB
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Fanks Hekim!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha
poor GB, the twat
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaah
I hope them notes cut his eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:14, archived)
# He ripped those notes
from the poor children! :O
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:31, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Single Phase Inverter——Omniksol-3k-TL2/4k-TL2/5k-TL2
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Features
New human interface, 10 years standard warranty, can be extended to 15 years.

[MOD EDIT - no spam thanks]

(omniksolar, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:14, archived)
# Sounds like witchcraft.

EDIT: Their friendly human interface is revolutionary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:18, archived)
# what you talkin' bout willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 12 May 2014, 8:45, archived)
# New human interface, touch key design, LCD visible at night
Sounds lik a new wanking aid. Is it a new wanking aid? I bet it's a new wanking aid. Awww, I hope it's a new wanking aid.

Also, I hope nobody thinks of suggesting that www.omnik-solar.com is involved in sexual deviancy of any sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Omniksol-3k 10" standard can be extended to 15"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Does it make a BADOING! sound when it extends? Man, I hope it makes a BADOING! sound while it does.
If it doesn't, I'm OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Kapow! right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Well said Drimble
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Leave Little Nans Bar alone!!
I heard they licked cats arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Magic Stand v1.0
Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Do you have them in size 7?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:17, archived)
# that's the thing you put on a baby's head
to stop soap getting in its eyes when you're giving it a bath.
also, if that's you, you look like a gay lizard in that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:59, archived)
# You clearly like to Tiananmen square while you Falun Gong leader
I bet your nike shoes aren't even real too.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 May 2014, 19:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 12 May 2014, 19:52, archived)
# wrong
it's the responders who fail....yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:06, archived)
# True
but I'm a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 5:37, archived)
# Wake and bake
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_O8x1xYQes
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 May 2014, 5:56, archived)
# Ooo red leaves, very autumnal
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:13, archived)
# Hot, hot, hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:20, archived)
# the first time I saw lightning strike
I saw it underground
Six deep feet below the street
The sky came crashing down
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:12, archived)
# for a second that room was on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 14 May 2014, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:42, archived)
# You be illin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:44, archived)
# sorry your ill
:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:15, archived)
# better now :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:26, archived)
# no
i like it the other way
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 1:07, archived)
# so did i
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 12 May 2014, 1:09, archived)
# If you got a tall stack of tortoises all walking at 1mph the top one would be going quite fast.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:19, archived)
# Not if they were on a treadmill going at 1mph...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:36, archived)
# It'd be cancelled out after the first two.
Unless you had multiple treadmills in the pile. Stacked with alternating tortoises and treadmills.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:37, archived)
# I've started my research Kickstarter...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:44, archived)
# I hate stupid shit like this.
jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 1:09, archived)
# ...downwards
Kersplat.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 12 May 2014, 1:58, archived)
# Lucky Charms Marshmallows vs, Cereal


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Ever wonder what the ratio is between marshmallows and cereal is in Lucky Charms but were to lazy to look up? 1 marshmellow to 6 cereals.
(rizzivision, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:19, archived)
# my autism detector just exploded
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 11 May 2014, 23:25, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 May 2014, 4:37, archived)
# You've got the body, now you want my soul. Don't even think about it.
Say, "No go."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:39, archived)
# That looks fucking horrid.
Find some porridge oats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:48, archived)
# This is very useful but
I'd like to know the percentage of marshmallows in each colour tbh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Oh yes, this!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Susanna Reid v1.0 - The Hairy Legs Years.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:10, archived)
#


Click for bigger (221 kb)
(Bosey, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:25, archived)
# That's pretty uncanny, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Eeek !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Who's the one on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:49, archived)
# ^
This.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:27, archived)
# She grew a beard and won Eurovision.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 May 2014, 1:05, archived)
# I think the one on the right married Kanye West
Or was it the one on the right. :~
I mean left.
(gijoel, Mon 12 May 2014, 1:53, archived)
# uncanny would
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
# She was a male selfie anyway, so MMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMNNNNAAAAHHHHMMMM....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# That is just a theory.
But possible.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:25, archived)
# MMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMNNNNAAAAHHHHMMMM....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:33, archived)
# no!no!®
offers a solution to unwanted hair, answering the ever-growing demand for professional, virtually no pain hair removal that can be performed in the comfort and convenience of the home.
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:45, archived)
# mysteriously beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 17 May 2014, 2:04, archived)
# Well, snickers were correct,
She does turn into a right diva when she's hungry...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 2:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_lk7rSGBk
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
# what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Ha
HA
(wizzer77, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:25, archived)
# requested on have i got news for you, series 47 at 5:48
series 47 at 5:48
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha - Brilliant !
But didn't they also say a whole line of them !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Have I not got a clue
Gotta link?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:49, archived)
# He releases it once a day to peck out his brother's liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:55, archived)
# I posted this on Twitter on Friday night


(Not as good as yours!)
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:04, archived)
# prehaps he's got more than one lol.
would have posted this friday as well but for some reason i can't upload to b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Are you saying....
He likes a cock-or-two?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:08, archived)
# he's a pheasant plucker!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:12, archived)
# Oh, I knew I shouldn't be screwing around with the dead man's music. This place is possessed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Nicely....
Hot off the press !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:20, archived)
# I know drug real from real real!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:24, archived)
# Should I feel ashamed for having never seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:29, archived)
# no, I knew nothing about it until relatively recently
and was baffled as to how that was the case, especially as I know Rocky Horror inside out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:49, archived)
# ^ Both of that..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:07, archived)
# That probably depends on what you make of this:
youtu.be/2n5qVJEg3qA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Erm...
I actually don't know what to make of that.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 3:28, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:45, archived)
# needs more beard
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:15, archived)
# A fun film
Watched it again not long ago, back to back with "Shock Treatment" (which also features Jessica Harper singing).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:30, archived)
# I bought the album.
[/unironic]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:14, archived)
# They've got to get their appetites from somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:21, archived)
# These boys know their snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Haha
They are baked !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:14, archived)
# bon appetoke
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 3:29, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 4th time lucky....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:32, archived)
# i'd throw in a blue one and a red one
and have loo purple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Did you mean this for the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Oh yeah,
forgot that bit...

Ta :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:24, archived)
# You could do one for 'shake n vac'
Like, I don't know...'Shake and be sick'?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:00, archived)
# lustrous locks there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:32, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 3:30, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 11 May 2014, 14:35, archived)
# from Marrs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
#
s107.net/meat_beat_manifesto.php#Marrs_Needs_Women
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:56, archived)
# offtopic would love this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Fair point
well made.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Anyone else thinking this last night?
•
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
# All done in the best possible taste
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Or...

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant, love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Yes indeed. Spot on.
Also anyone spotted this one yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Would :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Cupid Stunt
Became Mary Hinge.

Excellent as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:20, archived)
# Euro-Stunt!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:52, archived)
# No, I was thinking "have to get out, have to get out...".
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 12 May 2014, 2:02, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:47, archived)
# LOL
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 11 May 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks on three feet of tarmac, about ten feet from the road?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Those are the facts I researched.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Fuck it! Let's go to the pub instead
Is pretty much the answer to everything, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:56, archived)
# It beats getting eaten, I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# My answer is...
...Fuck it, let's go to.....oh we're here. Mine's a Pina Colada. With a straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:05, archived)
# you are a silly person
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Watching F1
2014 Helmets
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Off to the Winchester¡
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:30, archived)
# FIN
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:56, archived)
# porky bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 May 2014, 15:06, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:09, archived)
# This game should help decide that playground argument

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Still remember the thrill of seeing an actually green Green Yamo on the C64 version of 'Bruce Lee'.
My Spectrum quickly fell out of favour after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:56, archived)
# I always preferred the c64
but nowadays the Spectrum wins in nostalgia stakes - their games look nicely retro when c64 ones often just look old.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:00, archived)
# I never saw the C64 as a kid
I had a Speccy +2A (with built in tape deck) and a friend had the Amstrad CPC464 (he even had the full colour monitor too the yuppie).

Needs more Last Ninja 2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Does anyone remember the CPC664
It was a 6128 with green-screen if I remember. I had one and think it was an import. I was that trendy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:10, archived)
# I had a 664
It was the short-lived precursor of the 6128. The 6128 started life as a US-only model, but Amstrad soon dropped the 664 and sold the 6128 everywhere.

I thought the 664 was great - better keyboard layout, plus the AMSDOS ROM was socketed so you could remove it and replace it with something better.

Why does my brain remember all this rubbish?
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:35, archived)
# The only game I genuinely miss from the Commodore years is 'Friday The 13th'.
The list of Spectrum titles is far more comprehensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:43, archived)
# I'd probably go for Rainbow Islands
That did actually use the extra colour well.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:54, archived)
# As did Shadow Warrior too
Ocean games :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:02, archived)
# That looks a bit muggy nowadays.
My memories aren't of C64 games being so brown!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:05, archived)
# 8-bit home computer gaming* is the best!
*Comes with free built-in ColourBlind Yellow Monochrome Mode [tm]
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:20, archived)
# I'd like to see a speccy
do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Memories!
I found out they remade Target Renegade for the iPhone/Pad the other day:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM3DnsncADg
It was a classic Speccy game for me.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:21, archived)
# You would of thought they'd do this more, the market would be vast.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Elite were trying to do so with this
bluetoothzxspectrum.elite-systems.co.uk/
However, there have been quite a few bad stories about it.

I think what would work is a Spotify-type site of retro games rather than expecting people to buy them individually. Re-playing some bad ones is part of the fun, but I'm not sure people would pay full price for most of them.

The unofficial emulator sites are good, but there's always security fears there, and it would be nice if the programmers got some money (though I suspect they don't see much of the official apps money).
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Drawers of C60s in my room...
..have been converted to a tiny section of one of my hard drives. Although I use worldofspectrum more often than I use my emulators, these days.
(csdaveuk, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Woo to this *loads up a classic*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:33, archived)
# IK+ was the dog bollocks.
Ace easter eggs too.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:29, archived)
# *Drops Trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 May 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Damn
This is good =]
(Sherbs, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Last Ninja
Those fucking stones. Not helped with a spongy Cheetah joystick.
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:48, archived)
#


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(Bosey, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:40, archived)
# I watched a fair chunk of the show last night
and for some reason, I remember the visual effects a lot more than most of the songs...

I remember that Beardy had a rather cool flame/phoenix thing going on. And there was a hamster wheel somewhere. And the French act looked like an explosion in a highlighter factory.

Oh, and that the French announcer refused to speak even a word of English and rabbitted on in French only. And the British act likes cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:51, archived)
# I just remember the tits
three hours of them
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Leave Graham Norton alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:58, archived)
# I managed about 5 minutes of it
then stuck "Father Ted" on and watched the Eurovision episode of that instead....with his fetlocks blowing in the.....wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:36, archived)
# I want to know how the fuck he escaped from my b3tards account¡¡¡

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Heheh
Shame that didn't make him a b3ta meme. It would have made the show amazing, like seeing Mr Smug come on and sing for Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Real life imitating b3ta :D
I was incredibly honoured tim1701 included it in his olympicbandawagon pic
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/78494/1344002575/olympicbandwaggonFINAL2.jpg
something to tell my grand kids anyway
MY GRAND KIDS!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:50, archived)
# leave cheryl alone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:44, archived)
# I made the mistake of reading the YouTube
comments beneath his song. Amazing how upset some people get over the beard-dress combo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:04, archived)
# BBC this morning kept saying 'she' and 'her'
Must be pressure on them as the ultra-PC broadcaster to respect the gender identity that the singer is wearing at the time of the performance or something
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:15, archived)
# I assumed he was going for
a Pete Burns no-gender thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:20, archived)
# I wish I could grow that manly a beard : (
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:33, archived)
#


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(Bosey, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:40, archived)
# oh god damn jesus h crhist.. fuck.
Hello.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Uhgg
Guess I have to post my new flag somewhere.

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I said flag!
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:42, archived)

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