(ERG1008is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:43,
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From an old gag they used to do on Terry Wogan's Radio 2 breakfast show...
(Snappyukgets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 7 Aug 2014, 0:13,
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Nobody here cares about safety any more
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 7 Aug 2014, 4:36,
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a golden oldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4lKg6cBcJA
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:26,
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After ten long years they let him out of the home Excitable boy, they all said And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones Excitable boy, they all said
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:31,
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Alright Fee
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:39,
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Excellent! We need more corpse sex around these parts.
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:17,
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Speak for yourself, personally I don't think I could fit any more in
A man has to eat and sleep as well, you know
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:25,
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HaHA!! The choices we have to make in life.
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:32,
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hahahahha nice :)
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:34,
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alright Ed
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:39,
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braw
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:48,
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remember this one?
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:55,
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yes
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:57,
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arf
I was going to do Don't let the son go down on me, but was concerned the internet police would come knocking.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:07,
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Jebus, I remember when they did this on Nationwide in the late 70's with a picture of her revolving on the turntable!
I still hear "Sue Lawley" whenever it's played.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:16,
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In a similar vein. Q&D TOAP
(Snappyukgets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 23:39,
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This week we want you to illustrate the strangest song lyrics you can think of. From Lennon and McCartney's Eggman to Duran's funny Reflex kid sat alone in the park. Challenge suggested by Jabberwoc
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:10,
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I am going to fire up some King Missile
for inspiration
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:12,
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Who else was outraged by this?
(GforGermanylooks like some sort of retaining plunger,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:02,
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I'm mildly aroused by this
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:32,
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this ^
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:33,
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Only mildly?
Poofter!
(GforGermanylooks like some sort of retaining plunger,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:41,
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Good point
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:33,
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At least it isn't in portrait
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:58,
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Attack of the giant broccoli. Never forget.
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:02,
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moggy?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Aug 2014, 1:47,
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Go Boris!
(DavidIckesBrainDonate! Donate!,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:00,
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I had a dream last night that I managed to persuade the Queen that the whole political system was so FUBAR that she should just step in and we'd go back to a good old-fashioned dynastic monarchy for a few generations.
Oddly, on waking, the idea didn't seem to lose a great deal of merit.
Still should probably avoid strong cheese before retiring.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:07,
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My concern would be
a certain chap due to follow Queenie. We'd prolly be begging for the return of our 'democracy' within days.
(DavidIckesBrainDonate! Donate!,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:19,
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There is that, I'll grant.
I think the strategy is that he chucks in the towel and abdicates toot sweet and then it would go to William who's an All Round Good Egg - flies those rescue helicopter things dontchaknow.
Anyhow even if he sticks with it I'd take Chuck at the helm over Boris any day.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:26,
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step one - restore monarchy, execute all politicians step two - execute monarchy and all its tentacles, lords, earls, dukes etc., distribute wealth and property to teh people step three - jelly party tiem
Elected members of parliament or magic space wizard appointed ruler?
I think I prefer elections. Monarchy sort of made sense when it was about the guy who could best protect your tribe. Once it became hereditary representative of space wizard, not so much.
him being a complete fucking fool or him pretending to be one to trick people in to liking him
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:00,
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I liked him when he was a free market advocate and newspaper columnist.
I still like him somewhat now. If you agree with somebody's politics, that can change your take from "complete fucking fool" to "disarmingly silly", and from "tricksy deceitful facade" to "complex personality with unexpected deep ideas".
I looked at the comments on the BBC article about his return to parliament, and something like 15 of the 20 top rated comments said things like you and Smallbrainfield: "Yes he’s a character, but there is a sinister sub plot to Boris. His affability is an obvious act", all that sort of stuff. The idea seems to be that he's tricking people into forgetting he has right wing politics by clowning around. I don't think that's actually deliberate at all, I think he's just a clownish individual with right wing politics, and is genuinely a bit nice. It's completely true that you should be aware of his politics when casting a vote, and not concentrating on his hair or what he did on a tightrope or anything like that. But I don't think he's sinister or devious. To some extent, OK, he acts foolish as a kind of social crutch to make public speaking easier, but lots of people do that, and if you like the person, it appears charming.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:25,
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Is it necessary to remind you that he is both a Tory AND a politician?
It was quite easy to believe that "Call me Dave" Cameron was nice, when he was only leader of the opposition. Self-serving, deceitful bastards are not nice.
but the leather absorbed too much juice to be wearable
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 7 Aug 2014, 6:40,
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Cringingly bad food related puns?
I'm your huckleberry!
(simbosanis too tired,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:21,
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works for me :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:31,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Illustrate weird lyrics - Draw Michael Stipe in the corner, etc (Jabberwoc) Tattoos - One word challenge (Ya What?) If everyone was old - Re-market everything for the elderly (monkeon) Celebrity fight moves - Marie Curie's flying scissor kick or Stephen Fry's Hadouken (dolphinwhisperer)
Reply with the appropriate words to do a vote on it
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:48,
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If everyone was old.
(AfinkawanYes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:00,
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I'll vote for whatever the person two replies down votes for
(macroscian(1 like),
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:09,
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