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Judge me not, it's for my arthritic clunge.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 5:47,
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beginning*
and I like the end
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:56,
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Alright, tell us the truth. This is really Rob's unpublished autobiography, isn't it?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:42,
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...and then Jack built a shed
and the elves made pictures for the shoemakers website
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:11,
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Totally hatstand and yet....somehow.......beautiful....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:20,
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I, for one, am enjoying this saga immensely.
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.Yeti. ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:12,
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:)
*effect
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:17,
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bloody hell another typo
and yet I somehow managed to spell marijuana correctly each time
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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woo! chicken in the house 2!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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just for you :-)
you gave me an ending punchline, thanks!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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yay!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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ARF!
A great epic.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:04,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:13,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:58,
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OMG, ur a nasty bad naughty boy
'Father Ted' is something I've never had the pleasure of watching. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vs5570pKw
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:04,
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I loved it, but I always forget it has that annoying laugh track.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:07,
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that is a nasty bad naughty laugh track
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:13,
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Seinfeld too.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:23,
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And believe or not, Gilligans Island.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:35,
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OM Fuck, I was gonna say Gilligan's Island too!
weird, dude
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:37,
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You obviously enjoy the finer things in life.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:42,
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Gilligan taught me that it was ok to be in touch with my feminine side
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:43,
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I was more influenced by Thurston Howell,III
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:56,
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LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SEINFELDCORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsMVbv7IPmA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:13,
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America really does confuse me sometimes
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:26,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:49,
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I'd say nicely
but then you'd shop their eyes into their ears and demand a FP. I also clicked Very nicely done
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:55,
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Bless you, Mr An Egg
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:12,
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It's generally considered polite to wait 10 seconds before the last person jumped
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:16,
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you know, give them a chance to come up for air before you slam your heels into their back
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:16,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 5:55,
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It's funny because the picture is huge, but is hosted at tinypic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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sooperdave ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:19,
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Fortunately I'm not yet at the neckdick stage.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:26,
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droopy nips and neck dicks are coming for us all.
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sooperdave ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:27,
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neckdick sounds graet
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Shlvng ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:37,
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I went to France once. Some kid burnt my neckdick. I didn't like it.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 1:27,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:07,
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Oh, I think you did.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:23,
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Worst family group photo ever
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:44,
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He had a very successful acting career though
also - woo!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 1:49,
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Nice box
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:23,
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totally stole it
very meta
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:35,
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GJSD
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:48,
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IKR
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:50,
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"Why deploy Mechaninjas in the Arctic? Fuck me I Dunno, Wankchops"
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:51,
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Because nobody will see them
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:53,
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evening
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:06,
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www . mickoboy.co.uk
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:10,
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Worth the weight, get your rocks off, ask to see her hold, etc.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:21,
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You've had her
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Shlvng ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:29,
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Ha!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:30,
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My new HP server rack turned up with a ballast kit
As if would fall over. Like to share.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:46,
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I had a rackmounted UPS arrive with one. I guess some folks like to set their servers and stuff on the floor vertically.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:48,
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So vertical they will drop through the floor and end up in Australia
I like it when we talk ballast kits.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:03,
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...but then the hard drives start spinning in the opposite direction, and demonic data spews forth from the network interfaces
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:00,
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I kind of prefer it that way to be honest
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:18,
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I thought HP made sauce?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:02,
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HP Sauce came out of my bumhole when I tried to pick it up
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:06,
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You're not trying to use a server as a condiment again, are you?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:32,
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Fracking hell
wood
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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.
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22,
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I SEE A PROBLEM HERE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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Problem?
He looks more literate already.
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28,
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do you that 97% of illiterates won't understand the irony of this?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28,
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huh?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:44,
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Verb
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:59,
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not much ...you?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:07,
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Noun
then
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:11,
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*nods*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:15,
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I do
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:11,
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I that
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Shlvng ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:38,
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an illiterate walks into a bra
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:46,
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PFFT
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52,
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Dyslexics untie!
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52,
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Dyslexic call girl dies penniless in a warehouse.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:42,
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haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:59,
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In dyslexic hell
it's always Christmas
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:00,
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i heard swedes make nice soup
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:34,
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haha
i like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:48,
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I thought I would break this to you now
I think I am more in love with happytoast
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52,
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WOTEVA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:12,
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i was gonna text-message breakup, but that would be rude
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:14,
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OHMUGAHD SHUS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:17,
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hahaha
that's great
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:36,
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...but i dont want to break up with you yet
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:53,
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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:14,
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HEY MOFAHA!
In my head, everyone on b3ta has their own distinctive voice when i read their posts. It helps me make sense of what's going on. For example, there's a popular American b3tan whose voice is a cross between clint eastwood and rupaul. Please can you help me place your vocal style? At the moment i keep thinking locust valley lockjaw, or that famous poisoner loyd grossman....with added estuary english.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:54,
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ffs don't you even read my blog?? There's a FAQ and everything.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:26,
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SHit!
now I'm really confused.... isn't betty white ludden a woman?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:34,
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HEY SIRI!
what does mofaha sound like?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:35,
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Oh dear
:)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:51,
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How does he know when to turn the pages.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:09,
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what I do is just kind of look around the room and get an idea of how often other people turn the pages
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:10,
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See,
this is exactly the kind of tip you'd find in a book called "How to hide your illiteracy".
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:17,
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Does it also mention expressing an occasional look of enlightenment, while giving a soft chuckle.
...then nodding, smiling, and rubbing one's (own) beard?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:20,
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It doesn't mention anything about rubbing one's OWN beard...
Maybe that's why I keep getting thrown out of the library :/
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:25,
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:D :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:30,
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Classic Rembrandt lighting...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:28,
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Good old Hermes Conrad, solution for everything
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:58,
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lovely
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:12,
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some illiterate could read this and get upset. Thoughtless bastard
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Hemipygous ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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It's slower than a slug around here...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:06,
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stupid slug salting!
Most people want a car, a new phone, to lose weight, but some of us are slugs trying to avoid salt. As a slug, I want just ONE THING -- to avoid salt. 97% of my pretend internet friends won't click 'I like this' nor repost this -- but 3% of you will. Please repost this in honor of all slugs
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:16,
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U OK hun?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:22,
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of course not
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:59,
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Mofaha's not worth it, love.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:05,
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Oh, I'm worth it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:39,
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some salts are great
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:26,
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Coolin' by day, then at night working up a sweat.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22,
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Ha!
Also: nicely tagged :D
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23,
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Thanks! I worked long and hard over that...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:24,
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slugs arent clevar yuo cant blam them for done stupid thimgs
does a slug likes peppar?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:30,
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SLUGS WILL SIMPLY NOT ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF EATING LETTUCE WITHOUT PEPPER.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:04,
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Are you sitting comfortably?
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:02,
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And she DOES
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:06,
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ha!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:08,
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OH GOD THAT HURTS
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Shlvng ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:21,
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OH, JESUS - MY EYES!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:37,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:01,
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You DO realize you killed the board with this?...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:05,
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Haha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:47,
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:)
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:02,
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oh no
just no :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:32,
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Ahem.
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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LOVEJOY!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:49,
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it'll fetch more if he gives it a polishing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:56,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:09,
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lol, nice :)
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:04,
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YUK! YUK! YUK!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:08,
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Yak!
Have you got a large one?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:55,
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SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:25,
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Jack and the Beans
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:46,
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I like it
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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Epic :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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fp fp fp
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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ohshit it works
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:20,
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every childs worst fear!
had to beware of orange pips I did
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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HAHAHAHA
Great work!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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wow, haha!!!
Kerlick
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:02,
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Dark fairy tails ftw!
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:44,
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Yay
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theWooinator ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:16,
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Hahaha
Great
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:46,
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Swell.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:13,
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ZALGO!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure. ,
Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:56,
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Classic
Xx
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:45,
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Brilliant, Jack's laugh is epic :)
Also: the woman with the magic beans looks like Carol Vorderman.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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she's probably doing panto these days too
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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Hahahahahaha
A) Brilliant! :) B) How the shuddering fuck did you get that to fit that big?? :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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ta!
10 separate images, filesize was getting through the roof
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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aha - thought I saw two of the same text panels initially =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:58,
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yep :-)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:04,
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That is EPIC!
Giant's having a whitey
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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might do some more later
Jack gets some awesome pimp clothes in that cover
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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This has to be continued...
Mucho clicking of I Like This has been done because I Like This. Quality giggles
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:38,
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Bloody hell
Woo
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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this wins fucking everything!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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:)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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a chicken's in the house
cannot stop giggling at that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:48,
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epic aceness!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27,
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Haha.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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Hahahaha-snnnnnnooort-hahaha
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:59,
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MARAJUNA!
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Shlvng ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:24,
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:D
/standing ovation
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:03,
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Oh yes!
'click'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:59,
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wunderbar!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:22,
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Hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:04,
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Superb
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:46,
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Woooooaaaaahhh!
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:24,
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oh, i do so love the log flume
especially when i sit behind my sister and splash her to fucking bits :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:34,
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Hahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:35,
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Terribly irresponsible!
*calls RSPCA*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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5 years away, and i come back just missing the speccy compo...
and i come back just missing the speccy compo...So I will just bore you with this anyways..
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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i have the sudden urge to play punchy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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Nice!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:00,
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there is no sound
but I can still hear it loading
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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^ VERY much this.
*checks volume dial*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:45,
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*tries reloading it but this time, have it on 8*
"come on 8! you can do it! 8!"
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44,
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R:Tape dogeing error
I remember being round my friend's house and Treasure Island Dizzy taking about half-an-hour to load. Ahhh, crap times.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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I drew a friend a greetings card
I don't understand greeting cards :(
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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this would confuse me and make me giggle
also, plums
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:44,
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yes
plums
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:46,
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great, aren't they?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:52,
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Plums do nothing for me
Lazy feckers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:04,
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you're clearly not motivating them enough
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12,
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Well you are certainly not likely to see that in Clinton Cards
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:50,
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I don't know. Purple Ronnie's done rather well for himself out of being fucked up.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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top arts!
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$$ ✅ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:06,
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MY HEROn
(it could say on the front)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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love it!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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*saves for later*
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18,
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Aceness :)
Love the split-screen!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Mordecai?
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:30,
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it does have an accidental Regular Show feel to it.
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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Ello Gov'nor!
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:16,
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GMoS!
Where the flipping blimey have you been?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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space
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:38,
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A classic fable of yore...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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Nice!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:40,
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Yay star wars :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:52,
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but who shot first?
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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"Let's see that exhaust port again?"
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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You'll have to navigate the trench first
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:45,
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Mein Gott!!
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:55,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:00,
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That kraut has a huge melon.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:23,
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It's pronounced "lemon".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:41,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:37,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54,
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Love the logo
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33,
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Thanks Egg
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54,
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Iz bewdiful!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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Cheers Cap'n :)
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:53,
archived )
herman:D?
On a Wednesday!? ;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55,
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brilliant
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:29,
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BILBO!!!
\o/ How art thou? :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55,
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hahaha, Riders of the lost Ark?
:D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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Haha
Yes!! :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:29,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:27,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
B3ta selfies - Leak your own mug shots to the world (Victoria's Beard)Dead celebs - What are the deceased up to? (Victoria's Beard)The next big thing - What's going to be hugely successful next?Garden - One word challenge reply to vote, and tell us your favourite joke
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:00,
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Option B
Joke: My Biggest bugbear is a cross between an ant and a mammal.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:30,
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Dead Celebs
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42,
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Tits
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:38,
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Option ¬
What is the newsletter doing these days?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43,
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site looks okay now, good work sorting it
garden please
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43,
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F
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking tea before it was cool.
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xandmi ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:01,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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Dogs
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:28,
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how many 9/11 truthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, because it was an inside job. - Kofi Annan
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$$ ✅ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:35,
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*presses green*
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:55,
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oh and a joke:
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:34,
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FFS
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:42,
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I miss Bamber Boozler
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:45,
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1
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:22,
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Hmm
Opportunities for poor taste jokes? Check. Plenty of Potatoshopping reuired? Check. Dead slebs, please.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57,
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I vote B
And shouldn't it be who?
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:36,
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Dead celebs please
Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:41,
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Garden
ta
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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Option 1
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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I think the guilty should be exposed.
Option 1, please, Bob.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42,
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1
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herman:D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48,
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Garden.
What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:26,
archived )
Why do two of the suggestions come from someone who has posted once on /board?
Are we doing lurker requests now?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:38,
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none of the regular board contributors suggested this week
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:55,
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Why did the chickens cross the road?
TO BULK UP.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04,
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Dead Celebs
What's green and eats nuts? syphilis.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11,
archived )
B for Botham
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 4:09,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 4:40,
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DID SICK, DRANK BOILING PISS, EYES CAUGHT FIRE, I DIDN'T LIKE IT
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 5:02,
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marvellous
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:28,
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Flantastic!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:39,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:57,
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:18,
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looks like an old neighbor -- Bobby O'Leary
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:22,
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hope i never live next to anything that looks like that
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:40,
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FP,...etc....etc...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:52,
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"Spider-dog, Spider-dog,
Wraps up cats in a doggy web...."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:44,
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dug or dock?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:28,
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:45,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:59,
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God only knows what's happening on the inside of the shed.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:05,
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well if the rapidly moving duck legs are anything to go by
it looks like they're enjoying it, whatever it is
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:09,
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figure it out:
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:53,
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pfft
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:28,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:55,
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Haut
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:50,
archived )
Hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:52,
archived )
If cr3, rob or anyone is reading this ...
rob or anyone is reading this ...Whatever banner ad for usvsth3m is currently in place at the top of this page has completely bollocksed this site up it's only usable if you hide ads. Three minutes plus loading time per refresh otherwise on all boards. Hide ads sorts the problem and it loads in seconds but it's a fucking mission to even get as far as your profile to click the hide option. This also means b3ta is unusable to anyone not logged in ie casual browsers.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:37,
archived )
No-one reads this anyway.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:55,
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Mods are asleep, post sinks
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:03,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:05,
archived )
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:14,
archived )
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOFAHA
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:15,
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:43,
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:23,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:12,
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DRIMBLE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:14,
archived )
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:15,
archived )
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:18,
archived )
oh Pedro
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:28,
archived )
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:37,
archived )
hang on hang on hang on
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:59,
archived )
U KILLED MY BUDDY
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:02,
archived )
nuh-uh
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:05,
archived )
Is that Henning Wehn's Daughter ?
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Beanchimp ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:32,
archived )
Hammerhead woman?
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:25,
archived )
kiteh now haz ibrowz
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 4:16,
archived )
Hahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54,
archived )
A distinct improvement.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:24,
archived )
HAHAHAHA good one
Yep, same here. I thought I'd adblocked the usvsth3m stuff but I must have them disabled in my profile, I had to log out to see what you meant. It's about a 30s loadtime from here.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:06,
archived )
Evening, Mofaha.
But if you adblock it, how do you get all that fresh coffee delivered to your door?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:16,
archived )
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:33,
archived )
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:58,
archived )
DELIVERED TO YOUR MELTING FACE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:03,
archived )
Oh yes. The board tells of it levelling mountains and wasting entire regions. Moses promised that when Pact was with you, “your enemies will be scattered and your foes fell before you”. An army which carries Pact before it is .......invincible.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:24,
archived )
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:50,
archived )
silly billy
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:14,
archived )
\o/
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone! ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:39,
archived )
Actually
it seems like the front page isn't working, it loads the FPd images in the left sidebar, but then hangs up, regardless of adblock and profile settings. All the other pages seem to be ok with adblock and no ads set in profile. Although obviously I didn't check QOTW.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:38,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:17,
archived )
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:24,
archived )
Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:12,
archived )
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