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[challenge entry] Jack and the Beans
Part Two (and see previously)











(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 5:29, archived)
# Judge me not, it's for my arthritic clunge.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 5:47, archived)
# beginning*
and I like the end
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:56, archived)
# Alright, tell us the truth. This is really Rob's unpublished autobiography, isn't it?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:42, archived)
# ...and then Jack built a shed
and the elves made pictures for the shoemakers website
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:11, archived)
# Totally hatstand and yet....somehow.......beautiful....
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)
# I, for one, am enjoying this saga immensely.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)
# :)
*effect
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
# bloody hell another typo
and yet I somehow managed to spell marijuana correctly each time
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
# woo! chicken in the house 2!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
# just for you :-)
you gave me an ending punchline, thanks!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:17, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
# ARF!
A great epic.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:58, archived)
# OMG, ur a nasty bad naughty boy
'Father Ted' is something I've never had the pleasure of watching.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vs5570pKw
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:04, archived)
# I loved it, but I always forget it has that annoying laugh track.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:07, archived)
# that is a nasty bad naughty laugh track
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:13, archived)
# Seinfeld too.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:23, archived)
# And believe or not, Gilligans Island.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:35, archived)
# OM Fuck, I was gonna say Gilligan's Island too!
weird, dude
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:37, archived)
# You obviously enjoy the finer things in life.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:42, archived)
# Gilligan taught me that it was ok to be in touch with my feminine side
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:43, archived)
# I was more influenced by Thurston Howell,III
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:56, archived)
# LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SEINFELDCORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsMVbv7IPmA
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:13, archived)
# America really does confuse me sometimes
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:49, archived)
# I'd say nicely
but then you'd shop their eyes into their ears and demand a FP.

I also clicked
Very nicely done
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:55, archived)
# Bless you, Mr An Egg
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:12, archived)
# It's generally considered polite to wait 10 seconds before the last person jumped
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:16, archived)
# you know, give them a chance to come up for air before you slam your heels into their back
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 5:55, archived)
# It's funny because the picture is huge, but is hosted at tinypic
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)
# Fortunately I'm not yet at the neckdick stage.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:26, archived)
# droopy nips and neck dicks are coming for us all.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:27, archived)
# neckdick sounds graet
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:37, archived)
# I went to France once. Some kid burnt my neckdick. I didn't like it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 1:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:07, archived)
# Oh, I think you did.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:23, archived)
# Worst family group photo ever
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:44, archived)
# He had a very successful acting career though


also - woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 1:49, archived)
# Nice box
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:23, archived)
# totally stole it
very meta
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:35, archived)
# GJSD
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:48, archived)
# IKR
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)
# "Why deploy Mechaninjas in the Arctic? Fuck me I Dunno, Wankchops"
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:51, archived)
# Because nobody will see them
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:53, archived)
# evening
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
# www . mickoboy.co.uk
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Worth the weight, get your rocks off, ask to see her hold, etc.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)
# You've had her
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# My new HP server rack turned up with a ballast kit
As if would fall over. Like to share.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
# I had a rackmounted UPS arrive with one. I guess some folks like to set their servers and stuff on the floor vertically.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
# So vertical they will drop through the floor and end up in Australia
I like it when we talk ballast kits.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
# ...but then the hard drives start spinning in the opposite direction, and demonic data spews forth from the network interfaces
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:00, archived)
# I kind of prefer it that way to be honest
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:18, archived)
# I thought HP made sauce?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
# HP Sauce came out of my bumhole when I tried to pick it up
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)
# You're not trying to use a server as a condiment again, are you?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Fracking hell
wood
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# .
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22, archived)
# I SEE A PROBLEM HERE
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Problem?
He looks more literate already.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
# do you that 97% of illiterates won't understand the irony of this?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
# huh?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Verb
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:59, archived)
# not much ...you?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Noun
then
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
# *nods*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
# I do
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
# I that
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
# an illiterate walks into a bra
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# PFFT
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Dyslexics untie!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Dyslexic call girl dies penniless in a warehouse.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:59, archived)
# In dyslexic hell
it's always Christmas
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
# i heard swedes make nice soup
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)
# haha
i like this
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:48, archived)
# I thought I would break this to you now
I think I am more in love with happytoast
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# WOTEVA
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
# i was gonna text-message breakup, but that would be rude
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
# OHMUGAHD SHUS
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
that's great
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
# ...but i dont want to break up with you yet
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
# MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
# HEY MOFAHA!
In my head, everyone on b3ta has their own distinctive voice when i read their posts. It helps me make sense of what's going on. For example, there's a popular American b3tan whose voice is a cross between clint eastwood and rupaul.

Please can you help me place your vocal style? At the moment i keep thinking locust valley lockjaw, or that famous poisoner loyd grossman....with added estuary english.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)
# ffs don't you even read my blog?? There's a FAQ and everything.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:26, archived)
# SHit!
now I'm really confused.... isn't betty white ludden a woman?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:34, archived)
# HEY SIRI!
what does mofaha sound like?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Oh dear
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
# How does he know when to turn the pages.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:09, archived)
# what I do is just kind of look around the room and get an idea of how often other people turn the pages
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
# See,
this is exactly the kind of tip you'd find in a book called "How to hide your illiteracy".
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Does it also mention expressing an occasional look of enlightenment, while giving a soft chuckle.
...then nodding, smiling, and rubbing one's (own) beard?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:20, archived)
# It doesn't mention anything about rubbing one's OWN beard...
Maybe that's why I keep getting thrown out of the library :/
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
# :D :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Classic Rembrandt lighting...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Good old Hermes Conrad, solution for everything
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
# some illiterate could read this and get upset. Thoughtless bastard
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It's slower than a slug around here...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:06, archived)
# stupid slug salting!
Most people want a car, a new phone, to lose weight, but some of us are slugs trying to avoid salt.
As a slug, I want just ONE THING -- to avoid salt.
97% of my pretend internet friends won't click 'I like this' nor repost this -- but 3% of you will.
Please repost this in honor of all slugs
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:16, archived)
# U OK hun?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
# of course not
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Mofaha's not worth it, love.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:05, archived)
# Oh, I'm worth it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:39, archived)
# some salts are great
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Coolin' by day, then at night working up a sweat.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Ha!
Also: nicely tagged :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Thanks! I worked long and hard over that...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:24, archived)
# slugs arent clevar yuo cant blam them for done stupid thimgs
does a slug likes peppar?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# SLUGS WILL SIMPLY NOT ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF EATING LETTUCE WITHOUT PEPPER.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you sitting comfortably?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:02, archived)
# And she DOES
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# OH GOD THAT HURTS
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:21, archived)
# OH, JESUS - MY EYES!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:01, archived)
# You DO realize you killed the board with this?...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:47, archived)
#
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
# oh no
just no
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
# LOVEJOY!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
# it'll fetch more if he gives it a polishing
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
# lol, nice :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
# YUK! YUK! YUK!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Yak!
Have you got a large one?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)
# SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Jack and the Beans









(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# I like it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Epic :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
# fp fp fp
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
# ohshit it works
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
# every childs worst fear!
had to beware of orange pips I did
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Great work!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
# wow, haha!!!
Kerlick
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:02, archived)
# Dark fairy tails ftw!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:44, archived)
# Yay
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Great
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Swell.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:13, archived)
# ZALGO!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Classic
Xx
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Brilliant, Jack's laugh is epic :)
Also: the woman with the magic beans looks like Carol Vorderman.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
# she's probably doing panto these days too
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
A) Brilliant! :)

B) How the shuddering fuck did you get that to fit that big??

:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
# ta!
10 separate images, filesize was getting through the roof
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# aha - thought I saw two of the same text panels initially =)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
# yep :-)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# That is EPIC!
Giant's having a whitey
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
# might do some more later
Jack gets some awesome pimp clothes in that cover
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
# This has to be continued...
Mucho clicking of I Like This has been done because I Like This.

Quality giggles
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Bloody hell
Woo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
# this wins fucking everything!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# a chicken's in the house
cannot stop giggling at that
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)
# epic aceness!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Haha.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha-snnnnnnooort-hahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
# MARAJUNA!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
# :D
/standing ovation
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Oh yes!
'click'
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:59, archived)
# wunderbar!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:04, archived)
# Superb
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:46, archived)
# Woooooaaaaahhh!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:24, archived)
# oh, i do so love the log flume
especially when i sit behind my sister and splash her to fucking bits :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Terribly irresponsible!
*calls RSPCA*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
# 5 years away, and i come back just missing the speccy compo...
and i come back just missing the speccy compo...So I will just bore you with this anyways..

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
# i have the sudden urge to play punchy
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
# there is no sound
but I can still hear it loading
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
# ^ VERY much this.
*checks volume dial*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
# *tries reloading it but this time, have it on 8*
"come on 8! you can do it! 8!"
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# R:Tape dogeing error
I remember being round my friend's house and Treasure Island Dizzy taking about half-an-hour to load. Ahhh, crap times.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
# I drew a friend a greetings card

I don't understand greeting cards :(
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:17, archived)
# this would confuse me and make me giggle
also, plums
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# yes
plums
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# great, aren't they?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Plums do nothing for me
Lazy feckers
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# you're clearly not motivating them enough
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Well you are certainly not likely to see that in Clinton Cards
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
# I don't know. Purple Ronnie's done rather well for himself out of being fucked up.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
# top arts!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
# MY HEROn
(it could say on the front)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
# love it!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
# *saves for later*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Aceness :)
Love the split-screen!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Mordecai?
=D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
# it does have an accidental Regular Show feel to it.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Ello Gov'nor!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
# GMoS!
Where the flipping blimey have you been?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# space
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A classic fable of yore...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Nice!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Yay star wars :D

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
# but who shot first?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:53, archived)
# "Let's see that exhaust port again?"
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
# You'll have to navigate the trench first
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Mein Gott!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
# That kraut has a huge melon.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
# It's pronounced "lemon".
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Love the logo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Thanks Egg
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Iz bewdiful!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n :)
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:53, archived)
# herman:D?
On a Wednesday!? ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
# BILBO!!!
\o/ How art thou? :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha, Riders of the lost Ark?
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
Yes!! :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:27, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
B3ta selfies - Leak your own mug shots to the world (Victoria's Beard)
Dead celebs - What are the deceased up to? (Victoria's Beard)
The next big thing - What's going to be hugely successful next?
Garden - One word challenge



reply to vote, and tell us your favourite joke
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:00, archived)
# Option B
Joke:
My Biggest bugbear is a cross between an ant and a mammal.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:30, archived)
# Dead Celebs
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Tits
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:38, archived)
# Option ¬
What is the newsletter doing these days?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
# site looks okay now, good work sorting it
garden please
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
# F
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He was drinking tea before it was cool.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Dogs
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
# how many 9/11 truthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, because it was an inside job. - Kofi Annan
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
# *presses green*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# oh and a joke:

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:34, archived)
# FFS
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
# I miss Bamber Boozler
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Hmm
Opportunities for poor taste jokes? Check.
Plenty of Potatoshopping reuired? Check.

Dead slebs, please.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
# I vote B
And shouldn't it be who?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Dead celebs please
Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Garden
ta
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Option 1
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# I think the guilty should be exposed.
Option 1, please, Bob.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Garden.
What's 6 inches long and starts with a P?

A shit.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Why do two of the suggestions come from someone who has posted once on /board?
Are we doing lurker requests now?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
# none of the regular board contributors suggested this week
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:55, archived)
# Why did the chickens cross the road?
TO BULK UP.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Dead Celebs
What's green and eats nuts?






syphilis.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
# B for Botham
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 4:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 4:40, archived)
# DID SICK, DRANK BOILING PISS, EYES CAUGHT FIRE, I DIDN'T LIKE IT
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 5:02, archived)
# marvellous
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:28, archived)
# Flantastic!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:18, archived)
# looks like an old neighbor -- Bobby O'Leary
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:22, archived)
# hope i never live next to anything that looks like that
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:40, archived)
# FP,...etc....etc...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:52, archived)
# "Spider-dog, Spider-dog,
Wraps up cats in a doggy web...."
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
# dug or dock?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:59, archived)
# God only knows what's happening on the inside of the shed.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:05, archived)
# well if the rapidly moving duck legs are anything to go by
it looks like they're enjoying it, whatever it is
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:09, archived)
# figure it out:
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:28, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:55, archived)
# Haut
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# If cr3, rob or anyone is reading this ...
rob or anyone is reading this ...Whatever banner ad for usvsth3m is currently in place at the top of this page has completely bollocksed this site up it's only usable if you hide ads.
Three minutes plus loading time per refresh otherwise on all boards. Hide ads sorts the problem and it loads in seconds but it's a fucking mission to even get as far as your profile to click the hide option.

This also means b3ta is unusable to anyone not logged in ie casual browsers.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:37, archived)
# No-one reads this anyway.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Mods are asleep, post sinks
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:03, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:05, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:14, archived)
# GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOFAHA
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:15, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:43, archived)
#

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:12, archived)
# GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DRIMBLE
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:14, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:18, archived)
# oh Pedro
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:37, archived)
# hang on hang on hang on
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:59, archived)
# U KILLED MY BUDDY
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:02, archived)
# nuh-uh
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:05, archived)
#
Is that Henning Wehn's Daughter ?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Hammerhead woman?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:25, archived)
# kiteh now haz ibrowz
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 4:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
# A distinct improvement.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA good one

Yep, same here. I thought I'd adblocked the usvsth3m stuff but I must have them disabled in my profile, I had to log out to see what you meant. It's about a 30s loadtime from here.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:06, archived)
# Evening, Mofaha.
But if you adblock it, how do you get all that fresh coffee delivered to your door?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:16, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:33, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:58, archived)
# DELIVERED TO YOUR MELTING FACE
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:03, archived)
#
Oh yes. The board tells of it levelling mountains and wasting entire regions. Moses promised that when Pact was with you, “your enemies will be scattered and your foes fell before you”. An army which carries Pact before it is .......invincible.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)
#
silly billy
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Actually
it seems like the front page isn't working, it loads the FPd images in the left sidebar, but then hangs up, regardless of adblock and profile settings.

All the other pages seem to be ok with adblock and no ads set in profile. Although obviously I didn't check QOTW.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:38, archived)
#



(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:17, archived)
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(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 2:24, archived)
# Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:12, archived)

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