Just when you think there cannot be anything elseloads of good stuff gets posted
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:49,
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nice :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44,
archived)
IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEBrick! - Lego, Boris, Tetris, construction, weapons, pick your brick
Art Crime - Add thievery, assault and other criminal activity to classic paintings
Tax disks - Paper ones are out today, design our own replacement.
Victorians - Loads of old photos online to mess with.
use words to reply and tell us a secret too
(Art Crime - Add thievery, assault and other criminal activity to classic paintings
Tax disks - Paper ones are out today, design our own replacement.
Victorians - Loads of old photos online to mess with.
use words to reply and tell us a secret too
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:55,
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Art Crimebut I secretly have a picture ready for Brick
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:02,
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Yeah me toofrom the last time we did Lego
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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dogs dressed as food please
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:12,
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Tail - wagging good
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:57,
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I haven't entered a challenge for so long my right to vote has been withdrawn :(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:12,
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Brick!Green crayons don't taste as nice as red ones because they have bogies in them.
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XLVII .uk,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:53,
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art crimeThe royal family aren't lizards but they like to ride them. A girl at work had a picture of William on her monitor
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:01,
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Most assuredly art crimeTransport for London deliberately calibrate some of their escalators so that the hand rail moves at a slightly different speed to the steps. This is to subconsciously raise the level of unease amongst commuters.
(
Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:23,
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victorians but only if at the end of each gif cycle, there’s a moment of calm. Normality returns. But it cannot last. The image, and the viewer, are locked in a world of perpetual replay.
you can cut glass underwater with scissors
(you can cut glass underwater with scissors
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:06,
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Victor & Ian, please. Have a pea, old chap.
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:07,
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Tax discsI would actually like to put a B3ta tax disc in my empty tax disc holder. That's not my secret, my secret is that I was bitten by a radioactive spider and now my penis is shaped like a spider.
(
spacefish bong!,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:37,
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Art Crime, pleaseNot Victorians though... I'd be tempted to rererererepost my Victorian Star Wars crap :)
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:11,
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Wait a minute, I'm thinking......this may take a while
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:58,
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Once I threw a brick at someone's head.He didn't like it.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:49,
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f?Seems interesting. What do I know?
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..F..
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 23:27,
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London Walking Tours invites you to Downing Street
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:35,
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luckily you can't see Nick Clegg posing for him HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:06,
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Draw me like one of your conservative girls, Davidpass the mind-bleach around
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:15,
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None of you other lazy cunts have been bothered to do this so I've done it.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 5:23,
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looks like fun! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:09,
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Dear b3ta, please can we have a gayshift tonight? Regards, Shlvng.
Shlvng,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:05,
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I'm on the case!
and don't call me bastard
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:06,
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All is forgiven my dear Sammy!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:11,
archived)
FNNNNNNNNFFFFFFanyone know where rattlehead went? this is his fuck
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:05,
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Awesome and then some!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:55,
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I likd this
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:10,
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like a rat king...but with toadsen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)
grim photos in link beware
(grim photos in link beware
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:06,
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*SPOILER ALERT*Actually, I'm not going to say too much about the book in case anyone fancies reading it. But the answer is; no, not exactly...
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:37,
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wow! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:23,
archived)
Ja wohl, mein Führer
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:11,
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This is the bit where I used cockweasle's hitler drawings to learn photoshop when I was doing some drugs
Shlvng,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:19,
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cockweasle's drawings fill me with insane joy mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:43,
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you are the scooped out head of dead tv 'personality' Jeremy Beadle AICMFP mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 5:23,
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you will collect nothing
and get a kick on the backside
(and get a kick on the backside
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 5:31,
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YES!! Gayshift for everyone!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:53,
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are they related?
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:38,
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it puts the WD-40 in the basket PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 3:31,
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Whoah! New TV series
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17,
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Chico and the Man-Bear PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:56,
archived)
Is this srs?Or is it TONGUE IN CHEEK
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:19,
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what is the collective noun of freebase?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:56,
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I know there's a bong and know that I like it!!!!!!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:17,
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Too little Brandow in this world!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:35,
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Ah a film historian!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:57,
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We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:07,
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It's happening under the table. With pointy teeth, by the looks of it.Una mesa para spluff
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:53,
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HaHa!! He does look rather goosed.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:02,
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Order a copy while stocks last!
(Second in a series on self-help books)
Is it like a book of all the questions with all the appropriate answers?That would really help me out when I don't know the answer to things, I could just look it up.
( Shlvng,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:42,
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Only 101%?Likewise, most people use only 80% of their legs, but a trained footballer will use at least 110%.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:46,
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You have start small.Especially when you have sequels to sell.
(,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:52,
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You have to start smallif you want to extend your penis 110% (think about a nude lady)
(
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:59,
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Videodrome reenacted by moominsWhat are those sligthly suggestive shape electrical characters called in translation? I only read the stuff in Swedish
(,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:30,
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It's pretty much the same as in SwedishDe kallas Hattifatteners (Hattifnattarna?)
(
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:36,
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They're actually even better in Finnish...
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:56,
archived)
tffp Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:15,
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Where is ol' 'Edgy? Aint seen 'im arahnd. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:16,
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pffärt Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:34,
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that would be an awesome language to knoweven smaller/more obscure than Swedish
(,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:03,
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It's bonkersNo articles or prepositions, just endless case endings and particles. But some awesome words:
Poronkusema - the distance a reindeer can travel without stopping for a piss
Pilkunnussija - grammar nazi. Literally, "comma fucker"
(Poronkusema - the distance a reindeer can travel without stopping for a piss
Pilkunnussija - grammar nazi. Literally, "comma fucker"
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:08,
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I HATE FUCKING PIE
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:23,
archived)
Waste not, want not.Also: FUCK AND EAT ITS HEAD
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:39,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I FUNKING HATE MOONMINS
Click for bigger (290 kb)
p.s. top "post to frontpage" ratio!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:32,
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I got discounted pickled onionsWHAT I AM SAYING AS I AM DELIGHTED
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:36,
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One more, then bed25p. Only a month to eat them?
THEY ARE FOOLS!
(THEY ARE FOOLS!
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:06,
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brilliant:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:36,
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I love his rolled eyeslike "could this day get any worse?!"
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:39,
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Big Wooooo!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:46,
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Good for noshing lady bitsVery nicely
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:22,
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good gracious! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:26,
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"Jailbait or legal"?Bunch of fucking nonces run this place
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:39,
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??I don't see that, I see the PACT coffee thing, apparently you can get it sent to home or work, imagine that! But I don't see any other advertising.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:00,
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Oh right, down there.I thought he meant at the top right of the page, I think there's usually some usvsth3m thing there, I've managed to block it somehow, because meh
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:03,
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Yes.Am smug.
It feels a bit weird 'cos I made these a few years back, had a long strop from b3ta so didn't post, just lobbed them on flickr & FB.
(It feels a bit weird 'cos I made these a few years back, had a long strop from b3ta so didn't post, just lobbed them on flickr & FB.
Shlvng,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:46,
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dittojust noticed my waterwings repost from last week made the FP. Surprised - smug but surprised.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:37,
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This is only funny if you haven't been shat on at the time of scrolling. gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:37,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Dead Celebs"){kind=small}
celebrity? 
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:41,
archived)
I'm just trying to add a bit of class around here.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:54,
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You've raised the bar to be sureRick Grimes fondling a zombie mother Teresa with his pants down....tells you something about how low that bar really is.
Carry on.
(Carry on.
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:13,
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We can go lower!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:15,
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did you make this?only i've seen it on imgur recently
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:59,
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I've seen it, or something very similar, on b3ta recently too.Multiple times.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01,
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HaHa!!! I only have one image that I doctor to fit the challenge.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:06,
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Hey I was the first!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:13,
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All I could remember to search for was 'pommel' drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:15,
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I did make it but didn't put it on imgur.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01,
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Thank you for saving my good name.and don't call me bastard
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:07,
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:13,
archived)
Your dinner's in the dog. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:16,
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I'm not a violent man but I'd really love to cave this fucking cunts head in with that brickI would I really would
imjusayin
(imjusayin
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:25,
archived)
rah, rah, rah, we're going to thrash the oiks! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:29,
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where did you dig him up for? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:15,
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His comeback (from the dead) tourThere's money to be made!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:22,
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there's always money to be made Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:28,
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He's looking much healthier now he's dead mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:37,
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aaaiiieeee!!Someone bring fire, QUICK!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:28,
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i don't even Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:37,
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it's got the kids Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:55,
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I'd like to see this in "The Thing" against the spider head. spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:38,
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is the bed on it's period?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:44,
archived)
That broke the silence!Still haven't seen this show? When's it on?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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Hehehe6.30 on BBC2, when the Strictly back-up show isn't on.
Shall we nick stuff 'n' shit as everyone has gone home? ;)
(Shall we nick stuff 'n' shit as everyone has gone home? ;)
Ninj,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:49,
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pfffft:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:26,
archived)
If this is eggheads2.....what was eggheads1?
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:10,
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hahaha Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:26,
archived)
How Things Work
Click for bigger (110 kb)
Probably something like this already bin dun
I seeBig pile of balls with some strings to pull :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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But is it BANG! FUCKING SATIRE!Or are they just fucking the saltire...
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:12,
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I wish there was a party to vote forguaranteeing hashish available from my local supermarket
( fuscous,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:47,
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ThisI would gladly pay £8.30 for a prescription if they filled up a chemists bag with green.
:D
(:D
XLVII .uk,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:29,
archived)
Depressingly spot onbut will the people rise up?
will they fuck :(
(will they fuck :(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:06,
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yep Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:56,
archived)
*6 of the best on each hand*Now go stand in the corner of the room and think about what you've done ;)
( Q4nobody,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:35,
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Ninj.. Where is the biggest spanging pan eva for this? Where are the regulars who post the Jeeves and Wooster gif?
(,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:33,
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ArrrrggghhhhhhhPlants head in wall
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:27,
archived)
Aren't we all, in our own different ways, just "waiting for biscuits"?I know I am.
/woo, etc.
(/woo, etc.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:08,
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That's deep, man.I'm sure you're right, swimming round different sized mugs in liquids of varying satisfaction.
( Shlvng,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:12,
archived)
The tea represents the eternal chaos surrounding us, often opaque and uncomfortableThe mug represents our world view. Some people have but tiny espresso cups while others swim within giant 1-litre novelty mugs. We can never see the "big picture" (as represented by the rim of the mug) unless the chaos (tea) gets too much and overflows - then we get thrown (spilt on the table) into new and unfamiliar territory. The rodent is us, constantly swimming, trying to stay afloat within the chaos while waiting for the biscuit that never arrives.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:05,
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You're scaring me now, it's just a rodent in a beverage. Shlvng,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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aww, did that used to be milk?
stes better than Tetley Q4nobody,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:33,
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nice cupdo they swim anticlockwise in the southern hemisphere?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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When flushed down the toilet, they certainly do. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:53,
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yummmm, crunchy AND chewy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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I'm liking your stuffOne cup of tea with not quite so much mouse in it later...
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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really nicely done:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:38,
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The creature pervades the coffee as the coffee pervades the creature, adding voleue to both.
( kombu dashi,
Sun 5 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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this wins thingsthat everyone wants to win
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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HahahaOpened up B3ta and immediately choked on my tea.
Woo
(Woo
XLVII .uk,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:09,
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That moment in the morning when the booze starts to wear off
Happy Tuesday all.
Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Tue 30 Sep 2014, 8:26,
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