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# That was no orb!

On closer inspection it was infact 80's snooker legend Willie Thorne
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:47, archived)
# ...who used the reflections off his pate to distract other players.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:29, archived)
#
it just wasn't cricket
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 8:18, archived)
# The orgasmatrump!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:26, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:22, archived)
# Better get out the Bleu Cheese
Or a Giant Banana peel!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
# ah. so
not a saddam hussein severed head lamp then?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:31, archived)
# Drink up Trig, we're leaving.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] madness
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# welcome to th' hoose o' fucn
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
I tried to do that but gave up
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:38, archived)
# I think you just make the stance
Then start walking?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:01, archived)
# Ahhh that'll be it :)
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:32, archived)
# Sturdy
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:26, archived)
# Madness, madness
We call it madness
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling 18-24 year olds!"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:29, archived)
# outstanding, Q
*clicks like a geriatric's hip joints*
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:36, archived)
# Cheers Smashy!
:D
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:29, archived)
# HAHA!
Another awesome one
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:37, archived)
# thank you!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:29, archived)
# Nice one Boris!
I mean Fred!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:39, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:41, archived)
# HAHA
good call
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:29, archived)
# Scooby Woo!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:41, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:43, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(As they say)
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:40, archived)
# I Q too!
Cheers
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha!


can't believe I've not thought to do that meself, bah
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:29, archived)
# quite interesting
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:18, archived)
# woo!

(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:30, archived)
# Ding!
:)
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:07, archived)
# Old man Murdoch!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:57, archived)
# She's still going to win.
Not a single one of those 18-24 year olds will bother to vote.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 21:43, archived)
# :D triffic!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# :D
ta
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:21, archived)
# Nicely
..
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Thanks
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:49, archived)
# That raised a chuckle
Nicely done.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:41, archived)
#



(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
lovely work Mr.Toast
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:27, archived)
# Evokes some Gerald Scarfe
and some Mr. Tickle.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:28, archived)
# or something more comic booky
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# i wonder where that fish did go......
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# Oh fishy, fishy, fishy,
fish...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:32, archived)
# Which fish in particular?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 10:05, archived)
# LOL
She's a Quentin Blake illustration brought to life!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:32, archived)
# Super
Ron Mael from Sparks had a pair like that at one point, though the internet fails me in finding an image.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:34, archived)
# it's a great tradition, Eric Morecambe, Vic Reeves, they've all utilised the comedy limb length
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
A call to arms!

(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:47, archived)
# Reminds me of...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:13, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:40, archived)
# Elastigirl
has let herself go a bit
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# switched the arms, aye?
(ten long bastards, possibly)
:D
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "Just roll with it, Donny. Try to keep your fingers out of his eyes."
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
# Also, if you love the Witcher games, I made this to spoil it for you.
if you love the Witcher games I made this to spoil it for you.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:08, archived)
# With this thumb drive I shall conquer the world!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# I heard those beards you like are coming
back into fashion.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:14, archived)
# it's the end scene from the Phantom Menace
That's Boss Nass on the right
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:22, archived)
# so HE'S the Phantom Flan Flinger!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# They've got a Flan for world peace.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 19:25, archived)
# When you've gotta go, you've gotta go..


... especially at his age ...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:24, archived)
# let the wailing begin
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# NO NO NO!
WE SAID MIDDLE EAST PEACE YOU MORON!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
"I have a Piss Plan. The best Piss Plan. The greatest Piss Plan you've ever seen.

Wait, what?"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:36, archived)
# It is apparently a Peach Plan
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 2:09, archived)
# You didn't say "fondle a crack with your fingers?"
*man, did I mishear or something*
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He usually pays Russian prostitutes to do this sort of thing.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# "I even have to piss on myself myself now"
"Being President is the worst"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
At least he seems to have a healthy prostate, no mean feat when you're 70.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:03, archived)
# And then I went to the Western Wall and let me tell you,
it was the most beautiful piece of urinal cake that you've ever seen.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Still pine fresh after all these years!
The amazing thing about this tour is he hasn't done anything to insult anyone yet. Maybe he's saving it up for the pope.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
#
mean feat wet feet
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# not enough brains to fill a yarmulke
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:55, archived)
# But whoever planned this trip is a total genius.
Trump is guaranteed to insult all 3 religions at some point, so each religion gets insulted once but they get to see the other two religions insulted. That's a net gain in religious insult terms for all of them.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:04, archived)
# i hope one of them issues a fatwah against him
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# win/win/win
So much winning we'll get tired of winning
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Laugh all you want, but them Israelis haven't had a single Mexican jump over that wall.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:11, archived)
# LOL
Yeah, he has wall-envy...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# I bet this appears on Snopes.
Woo!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# That would be great!
Let me know if it happens
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:37, archived)
# Hey! Find a phone box or somewhere.

(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:42, archived)
# Oh no what have you done, now I have to go re-read the whole board like a classic netflix series.

R.I.P. Munkt0n
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
# Fnord!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:39, archived)
# Fnord! Sir Sand GOBLIN!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Pippy!

Still a truck, excellent.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 0:46, archived)
# Did you see what we did?
We stopped too soon, we could all have been meme billionaires getting paid fortunes to animate TOAP. We unleashed the idea of using gifs to punctuate what you were saying and back in our day we worked 29 hours a day down the hummus mines crafting our own gifs. Kids these days just have to type a word and they get thousands of pre-made gifs to choose from to append to whatever nonsense they're spouting.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:40, archived)
# fuck my non-meat based hat!
It's Fnord! Hello sah, long time etc :D
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:31, archived)
# Dear Sir Ridley, stop insulting our intelligence, lots of love, TCG
stop insulting our intelligence lots of love TCG
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:19, archived)
# Game Over, man!
Game Over!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:22, archived)
# Hang on,
is that Status Quo in those suits? This won't end well.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:53, archived)
# There are people on the twitter arguing that the reactions of people in this film
and Prometheus are in some way realistic.

Yes, losing your shit when some nasty beastie jumps out and pulls your head off is realistic, but so is following basic safety protocols. None of this would have happened if you weren't idiots.

The moment the guy took his helmet off in Prometheus I wanted to punch my own head. It went downhill from there. Beautiful film, populated by idiots.

Still haven't seen Covenant. Is it worth a punt?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:46, archived)
# I didn't see the aliens washing their hands after all the murder
so they're just as bad, hope they get a mouth ulcer.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:00, archived)
# This makes senses. Aliens seem to drip stuff everywhere.
I can only assume they all have colds. Probably explains their shitty behaviour too. Nobody is in their best mood when they have a cold.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Saw it on Friday, it's good, but the story fucks up the plot of AvP.
Edit: and a bit of Predator 2 come to think of it.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Awww no :(
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:10, archived)
# I am one of those people that quite likes AvP
So this saddens me a bit.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Same. Liked Covenant but then woke up the morning after all "Hey... wait a minute!"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:29, archived)
# Shit, I was joking
but you guys are obviously really into this, so...

...backs away slowly
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:33, archived)
# There's no use backing away. All the exits are locked.
Now put the costume on.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Don't forget the helmet
Don't want him passing out halfway through like the last one.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:19, archived)
# One of the reviews I read called it a Best of Alien compilation which is about right
Plenty of beasties, a bit hommagey, people explode gorily. It's what you would expect.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:18, archived)
# With you on this, I'm still angry about Prometheus.
So much could have been more realistic/credible.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just add this here
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Weak and wobbly
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:19, archived)
# gunfire in UK?
needs more laws
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:20, archived)
# it's the spray from suicidal dementia sufferers
/dark blog
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:22, archived)
# outlaw signs--problem solved
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# On the left is that
a solar powered wind turbine speed camera for cows?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:59, archived)
# Yes
The solar panel is powered by the light from burning cow dung. Circle of life.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
# It's funny
because it's true
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:23, archived)
# haha
Very good.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# Very good
:D
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# atza mazing!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:01, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:28, archived)
# hue hue hue
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:00, archived)
# Warning: with Thatcherization comes privatization and austerity.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] They need to sack the guy doing the posters...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:42, archived)
# A Strangler Britain. Cull the weak and impure.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:47, archived)
# haha, Stranger!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:00, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
# 6 fingers on the hand but 5 on the shadow?
Hmmm...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:21, archived)
# haha I totall ythought about doing that too
like, we're like... wavelength and all that shiz, ya know?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 23:53, archived)
# Is that Nosferatu or a handsome version of Rupert Murdoch?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:43, archived)
# yes.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:04, archived)
# That answers a lot of questions . . .
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:40, archived)
# Yes!
he's touching her o_O
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:54, archived)
# You're clearly out
to get her!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:01, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:12, archived)
# what's that on her wrist?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:58, archived)
# Murdoch's Electronic tag. Usually fitted to the ankle.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:14, archived)
#

Also: a bottom.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 10:46, archived)
# He's very chesty
is his wife's name Roger?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 10:52, archived)
# Still toying with which gag to use :D
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 10:56, archived)
# Ball. Definitely ball.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# is that an order?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:28, archived)
# I've missed a few
What happened with the Denizens?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# pest-control took care of them
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:48, archived)
# I think the last time we saw them.....
.....they were in the secret tunnels under the house, having a snowball fight with ice that had flooded in via a wardrobe that led to what was totally not a rip-off of Narnia.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Activate the distraction orb...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
# :)
meanwhile, back in the press briefing room...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:53, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha ha!
/enclickens
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:46, archived)
# Bapple
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:56, archived)
# You can join in their fun when the image is a link.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:53, archived)
# Do an image search for
"king of jordan star trek"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# For some reason
this is proving strangely popular in South America on the twitters. No idea why.
https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/866589213780791296
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
What weird ritual is this? Whatever it was, you've made it better.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:05, archived)
# I've been trying to find out but no-one seems to know what this is!?!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# It was symbolic of defeating ISIS or something.
It's some kind of organisation set up to combat extremism. In Saudi Arabia. It's next door to the organisation set up to discover the definition of irony.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:39, archived)
# It looks a bit like they're about to release the Thunderball in the weekly Lotto.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:16, archived)
#
/files under "damn, I wish I'd thought of that"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# Van Der Spaz
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 0:40, archived)
# Only a few hours to go now suckers
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 6:53, archived)
# fine work
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 6:55, archived)
# Yup
That's about it :(
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:04, archived)
# Is the Conservative logo really just a map of London pissing on the rest of the UK?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] still in the thick of it
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 3:02, archived)
# Bah!!
Good show old man, what?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 3:26, archived)
# LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
yes! Or "Leave Britain alone!"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:05, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:21, archived)
# Sorry for the invasion, had to be done.
We do still lurk you know.

Have an old pic.


(, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] They also employ Father Dougal and Mr Bean.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# WOAH, MAN!!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 23:03, archived)
# you just broke my modem
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
# Bidi-bidi!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 1:12, archived)
# quick n dirty


not the kind of post to dedicate to the memory of someone so i'll just say condolences to family and friends and leave it at that..
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:58, archived)
# That's good, the Rolf bit is redundant really, saville makes it
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:48, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n and much love to Jiva...


Past blasting with a 15 year old image challenge..
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:05, archived)
# whose face is that?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Pjork
innit.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# oh ffs
should have known
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:24, archived)
# This is what Cameron sees...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:22, archived)
# Shame that , missed the news , l8rs
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:40, archived)
# would
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:35, archived)
# The press saw the sanitised version.


Click for bigger (247 kb)



Luckily, I've got the original...


(Yes, my 'skills' are poor, but I saw the original and had to act fast....)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
# it's like a publicity shot for five children and it
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:48, archived)

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