It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms. 
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:50,
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Ho-ho-ho! Hello, little boy. Have I got a surprise for you.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:34,
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Haha!Boris, May and Corbyn are perfect
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:36,
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I've made a desktop machine that kicks Boris Johnson in the balls 350 million times per week
Looking for investors, any Dragons reading this get it touch
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:57,
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The basic collection is johnson, mogg, davis, may, farage and goveIf you pay for the premiere plus investment scheme I'll throw in Morgan
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:19,
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instead of interchangeable just have them all strapped to another wheel being kicked in turn
Put them all on separate wheelsBoris kicked so hard he spins round and his feet go into Mogg, etc
Perpetual motion
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Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:41,
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Perpetual motion
Yes, I feel that we should stand with our American cousins and share this cathartic technology.
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Wed 16 Jan 2019, 6:55,
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TypicalHe's secretly enjoying the pain and suffering this is causing
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Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:14,
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Brilliant!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:18,
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Fake News!By my estimate, that machine is only kicking him in the balls around 4.8 million times per week.
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Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:50,
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this is the prototypethe final version will have the full 96.3 revolutions per second
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:56,
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So *quick sums* there's 6 boots on the Wheel of ContrapassoI'll take a 50% share for 1 Euro.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:18,
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*takes a few steps back, for a good run-up*
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:51,
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Hope he doesn't flip it over,He'll leave you in the dust...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:26,
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my brain tells me that his is drifting back and to the right.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:49,
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I'll have to have a word with smashAnimated quilts could be the next big thing!
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Wed 16 Jan 2019, 7:34,
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Really? I always thought it was gif.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:12,
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Fucking pedant!I will not stop pronouncing gif gif. Stuff your 'gif' up your arse!
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Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:22,
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This might fill some of the void(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:05,
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nice inversionI love that you actually think these through as games
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rob,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:47,
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LOL HE KEEPS MISSING IT ...EVERYSINGLETIME! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:58,
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more like ollie ollie oxen freebase
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:49,
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Brands know bestI can't wait to see what my bog rolls are going to lecture me on next week
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Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:43,
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I feel much better knowing that these soulless corporations have a social conscienceOh wait, I mean "recognise the marketing value in pretending to have a social conscience".
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Game of the film"){kind=small}
Okay. 5000. 100 feet per second is good. Going to check my attitude control. Attitude control is good...
haha!I'm sitting here looking at that c64 screenshot generator thinking "well, if I invested some time in it, I could probably make a perfectly good c64 text adventure in plain old javascript"
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:37,
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That tool is great!So why not use it? :-) I'm just imagining a 'taxi driver' text adventure game.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:41,
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the closest I have is Mezotint on CS5 and it has no adjustment. You just get a mass of dots
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:47,
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Technically she has a truck and freeway for feetYou should see what her arm is hiding though
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Pizopop was here,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 0:16,
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Well, someone had to... someone had to...
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:51,
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I can just see a hint of her crouching behind the treeMust be hard to find a place to go when you're that size
( Pizopop was here,
Wed 16 Jan 2019, 0:18,
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She looks all set to join in the fun withRalph, George and Lizzie!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:56,
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On second thoughts, not worth a thread of it's own...
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:14,
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Chewy
If you ain't never been to the Earth
Don't ever come to the Earth
'Cause you wouldn't understand the Earth
So stay the fuck out of the Earth
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 13:10,
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hahahaha conker earings are this season's Grolsch laces HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 13:32,
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HahaI only saw the dart at first.
Just seen all the other details.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 13:41,
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This is the face of a man currently holding hundreds of thousands of workers hostage to extort money for his megalomaniac project.
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Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:46,
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Just saw the original and thought you'd added all that junk foodBut no... He's determined to always be one step ahead of the satirists.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:53,
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Big Macs on silver platters with golden candlesticksPure class
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:57,
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Hope there's a few microwaves dotted around the room or they'll be *cold* Big MacsHe supposedly personally paid for them. Wonder who he really got to pay.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:10,
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wonder how many were thrown away or 'donated' to charity at the end
Pfft. He's really pushing for the eventual insanity plea.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 12:26,
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Bet his family have a team of doctors on standby, ready to swoop in and declare him mentally unfit to stand trial Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 13:33,
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Mark Williams is winning 2 frames to 1 against Neil Robertson Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 14:24,
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woo!I've done my own little one too, posting in 3....2....1....
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:24,
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This very postNothing says Serious President like Jazz Hands and Fast Food.
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Sun 20 Jan 2019, 21:59,
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I know it's not really relatedbut now I have this stuck in my head
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Tue 15 Jan 2019, 0:02,
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Plenty of 80s video game developers couldn't afford proof reading ;)
They couldn't afford decent choclit either PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:21,
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NiceMost 8-bit games were riddled with typos, so choclate is not inaccurate.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:46,
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shit happens Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:34,
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FG bumper sticker Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:36,
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Have a sneaky pear - Magnum Needs A Pee
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:37,
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Wait...the carpet's over there*points*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:35,
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A Chinaman pissed on herthis kind of behaviour will not stand
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:22,
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