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[challenge entry] Did Somebody Hay ..........
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 15:59, archived)
# another Sat Nav victim
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone's gone.......
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:09, archived)
# You stole me and atomic's favo(u)rite source pic!
WOO!
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:18, archived)
# IKR!
I think I’ve done about 50 of these!
Chumpsathief!
Also: Is Photographs art?….Discuss…
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:54, archived)
# maybe
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:26, archived)
# iz album cover art, art?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Is "Also: Is photographs art?" English?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:00, archived)
# Cha!
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:18, archived)
# now it's a SAUCE pic
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:12, archived)
# Add food to famous works of art, like soup cans to Andy Warhol's work or something.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:43, archived)
# Because fossil fuels.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:44, archived)
# just stop soil
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:15, archived)
# ok I've done that now what
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 1:50, archived)
# congratulate yourself
have a cup of tea and put your feet up
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:36, archived)
# What is Andy Warhol's something?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:51, archived)
# It's a can of soup.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Soup²
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Marilyn Monroe flavour?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:48, archived)
# Some like it hot
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:00, archived)
# cam balls
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:14, archived)
# fake, no seagulls
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:13, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:18, archived)
# sorry.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ADD FOOD TO ART

Add food to famous works of art, like soup cans to Andy Warhol's work or something.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 7:27, archived)
# = fart. Can you think of your own?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 9:50, archived)
# n
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Cinema IS art…right?

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 19:29, archived)
# foursome
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 1:24, archived)
# Is this a thanksgiving tradition?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 1:39, archived)
# Every Year!
Granny doesn't seem to age at all
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 1:57, archived)
# She's dead Pedro.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 2:24, archived)
# Oh. :( Poor Lady d’Arbanville
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 2:30, archived)
# Sounds foreign
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:33, archived)
# Cat Stevens (NKA Yusuf Islam) song about his dead wife.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 5:04, archived)
# sounds terroristy
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 19:26, archived)
# 😮💥🤪🥳😭
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:02, archived)
# oh no
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 2:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 2:33, archived)
# OH NO
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 5:21, archived)
# You're quite an expert at these
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 11:46, archived)
# Quatro Clitoroni
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 3:37, archived)
# Latest Chef Boyardee offering?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 3:54, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I had to look that shit up. Sounds utterly wrong. Beefaroni?? Beefogetti?? Chili Cheese Dog Twistaroni??? (You people eat dogs???)

Tic Tac Toe Pasta Shapes???? (One can ONLY assume these are toe shaped pasta pieces in a Tic Tac sauce.)

Ninja Turtle/Smurf/Spongebob/Spiderman/Pacman flavoured pasta????

What the fucking hell is a Fazoo or a Mini-O? Who the fuck is Sir Chomps-a-lot? What the fuck is a "Sports Forkable?" What the fuck is a "street shark?"
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:15, archived)
# Target market: kids and stoners
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:20, archived)
# I used to be a kid and I like to get stoned a lot,
and none of this vomitous shit sounds appealing at all.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:33, archived)
# Dipping chocolate bars into salsa was my particular vice.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 18:29, archived)
# That idea is slowly growing less disgusting and more intriguing.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:51, archived)
# Also when I was a nipper I used to dip my toast in my tea.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 22:11, archived)
# ...and mothers who don't care about their children's health?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Obv
They are also in the high percentage of dumb sheep.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 6:02, archived)
# america, america, god shed his grace on thee
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 15:19, archived)
# +stallion
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 15:20, archived)
# Wow!
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 19:31, archived)
# what anything-matching algorithm are you using?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 21:44, archived)
# millionaires are getting cosmetic surgery to make them look like they have been badly photoshopped
it's all the rage
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:02, archived)
# didnt have much time to shop this properly.. the photoshop says its meaning.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:09, archived)
# jokes are better than technique
it works
this could be a face - in - the - hole board at the next Tory conference
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:22, archived)
# Upload a picture of Elon Musk and show us the results!
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:38, archived)
# $3 million at a Swiss clinic
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 1:10, archived)
# They fucked it up so he bought the clinic and fired everyone and then told them to fix it but everyone was fired
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 2:18, archived)
# damn leftists and pedo guy
stickinspokes.jpg
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 2:18, archived)
# none..
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:08, archived)
# I KNEW IT
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:34, archived)
# Seamless
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] And you can put your zodiac sign in your bio

Click for bigger (133 kb)
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Oh I just trust everyone now
small print is such a bore
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:48, archived)
# airbnbs ain't what they used to be
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 15:29, archived)
# it broke the internet
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 16:46, archived)
# On Channel 5 tonight

Click for bigger (1362 kb)
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:41, archived)
# A cunt and a half in every glass
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 18:56, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Do you mind, you're pushing 2019 off the board
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:29, archived)
# what happened?
is everyone watching the global goalball trophy competition?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:31, archived)
# We all moved over to Worth1000 and Voat
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:37, archived)
# Was it Worth1000 used to have a notice about how only very high quality entries would be accepted, and then all the pics were horrible
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 16:30, archived)
# Tbh I only heard of it when that twat started banging on about it every day and how much better the user submissions were there
I gave it a quick look then never went back
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 16:41, archived)
# They took some of my stuff
so they can't have been that picky.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 0:28, archived)
# all the pics except yours were horrible is what i meant to say
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:26, archived)
# I'll be back!
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:55, archived)
# The T-1000 was more skinny
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:19, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:28, archived)
# Zuckerberg tries an emotion again
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:37, archived)
# the fonzinator
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 14:59, archived)
# Judgement Day
Judgement
Happy
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 17:42, archived)
# monday tuesday skynet day
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:27, archived)
# This global financial crisis has even forced Walmart to downsize :(
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 15:10, archived)
# Singlebrickmart
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 15:28, archived)
# Nothing mortar say, i should have asked first, does anyone want to do construction material puns?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:30, archived)
# Yes you should have asked first, you've only got yourself to blame
It's your own silly ass fault
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 10:43, archived)
# board of this now
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 15:21, archived)
# chip+
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 15:49, archived)
# haha Simla
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 18:31, archived)
# He wants a drink first
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 18:40, archived)
# Possibly something else
If it's a leathermen bar...
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 21:59, archived)
# a long refreshing drink of leather
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:31, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 18:56, archived)
# Petranek challenge: be the genetically engineered supersoldier you were always meant to be
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:26, archived)
# FUCK!
He got 4 green lights!
You know what that means…
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:45, archived)
# 50 burpees in 25 seconds?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:47, archived)
# I meant, “You know what that means…?”.
Does anybody know what that means?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:53, archived)
# No, Sorry.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:10, archived)
# [arseboonsomethingsomethingcantremember/trendingonb3tanow]
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 23:56, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 0:57, archived)
# No…that wasn’t it.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 1:27, archived)
# There are five lights
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:11, archived)
# Holy Shit!
You know what that means...(?)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:16, archived)
#
GoGoGoGoGo
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 21:29, archived)
# THIS. IS. B3TA!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:46, archived)
# Gayshift Engage!!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:52, archived)
# On an empty stomach?
I haven't even had dinner yet
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:28, archived)
# ...aww what the hell :)

(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:30, archived)
# They are really good friends…they were just playing Kirk and Khaaaan!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:38, archived)
# look what i just found. is this the most mesmerizing and hilarious thing ever?!?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha, babies don't dance!!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:52, archived)
# JAHA IKR?
It's so zany
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 21:01, archived)
#

(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:58, archived)
# You know what that means…
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 21:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 21:28, archived)
#
I love it when a Flan comes together.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 2:34, archived)
# You fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 7:27, archived)
#
2
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 8:05, archived)
#

(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 12:15, archived)
# Neck sounds broke
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 13:39, archived)
# Must've gone woke
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 13:51, archived)
# Batman hates "the left"
Tree-hugging povvos, sjws and terrorists have no place in gotham, bastion of unchecked capitalism and cruelty
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 14:02, archived)
# Supposedly a crime fighter but what he's really doing is maintaining the status quo
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 14:03, archived)
# Superman is just a White House pawn
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 14:07, archived)
# It’s true;
DC is a tool of the Government.
Marvel is a tool of the geeks.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Alright Frank Miller, calm down.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 19:45, archived)
# What a bloody mess
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Also terrible
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 23:14, archived)
#
Yeah I stole your Gorn and put a big cigar in his mouth.
What you gonna do about it?
I also deleted the 3 unnecessary frames that you had in there!
That’s right, that’s right…how you like me now?
Improving your shit and shit!
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 14:48, archived)
# None of the frames are necessary.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 17:12, archived)
# Alright, "HTML5"
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 10:49, archived)
# Whole Lotta Fuck Goin' On!

(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 12:32, archived)
# All FUCK, all the time.
all the time.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:03, archived)
# so i heard that Elon offered Rob like $50 or something for b3ta.
Rob got really mad and started ugly-crying and then started throwing chairs at everyone
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:17, archived)
# He wanted 60
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Killed it! \o/
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 1:33, archived)
# sweet dreemz
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 10:56, archived)
# Huge Dragon Dildo | Giant & Big Bad Dragon Sex Toys
In order to thank the new and old customers for their support, Black Friday, our store has discounts and promotions from now on, with huge discounts.

mod:DILDOSPAMBEGONE
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 8:07, archived)
# Thank god you're here Min Mary, I was worried that /board had finally died.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 10:14, archived)
# How big are we talking
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 11:15, archived)
# How dare you post shit on my epic thread.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:01, archived)
# OK, whose been ordering stuff using their B3ta account...?
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 19:00, archived)
# YOU DID IT MAN YOU REALLY KILLED B3TA!!!

(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 11:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 12:55, archived)
# wonderful haha
(, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 19:30, archived)
#
Killed b3ta for over 42 hours! \o/ hazzaahhhh!
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 14:26, archived)
# Meh
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 9:30, archived)
# FIRE!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 10:42, archived)
# happy candlethngy
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 10:57, archived)
# candle tov!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 12:08, archived)
# happy candle things
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 14:03, archived)
# I remember when this place was all candles, in the future.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 16:21, archived)
# THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO IN THE FUTURE
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:20, archived)
# candles, thousands of 'em
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 18:53, archived)
# You were only meant to blow the bloody caaaandles out!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:39, archived)
# 20 happy flaming candles up your bum
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 20:22, archived)
# Delicious plate o' food guv'!
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 16:50, archived)
# Can't wait to see their chocolate mousses
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 17:17, archived)
# Now Bodie and Doyle what gas mark should I use when cooking this?
3-7
4-5
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 20:48, archived)
# The Playing Squad

(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Matt Handcock
hasn't changed much since then, has he?
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 21:27, archived)
# Cowley says there's not enough single malt in this pudding
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 7:18, archived)
# Love it.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile @Twitter HQ


Edit: added speech balloon
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:03, archived)
# This is final
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:28, archived)
# Starfleet Larry
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:29, archived)
# Let that sinking feeling
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:25, archived)
# ha
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:34, archived)
# If anything deserves to be the last twittered b3ta FP this is it, just saying
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:26, archived)
# What you are replying to is the last b3ta post ever :(
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:35, archived)
# R.I.P.
Rob In Pance
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:36, archived)
# Maybe social media has had its run?
Now there is a thought.
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:47, archived)
# Imagine if the whole lot got outlasted by beter, lol
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Luckily b3ta is antisocial media
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Correct

(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 21:28, archived)
# Unfortunately the world is full of dumb hungry sheep who eat that shit up.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 3:19, archived)
# 20 million people are subscribed to "Beast Reacts"
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 9:57, archived)
# NOW it's funny
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 11:27, archived)
# MarkP0rtering alert
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 19:01, archived)
# He's solved the cold coffee problem. Genius!
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 20:57, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED IT NOW
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A few replacement suggestions for Twitter's demise
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:46, archived)
# You can only post on the toilet
You can only post from a Vietnamese jail
You can only post from a public rubbish bin
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:49, archived)
# Posting from a Turkish brothel? STOP! This messageboard is for scat only.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:51, archived)
# You can only write posts about the singer of Shed Seven
or Peter Sutcliffe
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:52, archived)
# You have to assemble an entire new garment out of wool before each post
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:53, archived)
# You can only write posts about German chocolate sold in square-shaped bars
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Oh, Mr. Confectioner, please!
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:15, archived)
# you can only post following a protracted, exhausting semantic debate on /talk
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:50, archived)
# You can only quote things said by Lucille in the Kenny Rogers song
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:39, archived)
# Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:02, archived)
# ^ rabidly anti-semantic
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:03, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
# You can only post when there's a change of UK prime minister, or once a week, whichever is the greater.
🥷🏻
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:17, archived)
# You can only write about, or post photos of, Middle Eastern breads
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 23:48, archived)
# You can only post while looking after someone else's child for the evening
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:33, archived)
# ???
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 21:33, archived)
# From top down:
Shitter
Glitter
Litter
Witter
Ripper
Knitter
Ritter
I'mNoQuitter
Pitta
Sitter
Gritter
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 22:47, archived)
# Glitter: Shitter Ripper
(, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 20:12, archived)
# You can only post while spreading salt and sand from a truck onto the winter roads
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 0:31, archived)
# You can only post while frying things in batter.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:27, archived)
# more productive
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:49, archived)
# a pig, in a cage, on antisemantics
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:04, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] no reason
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:32, archived)
# No unshopped pics pls
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:49, archived)
# You forgot to update his profile picture
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 17:22, archived)
# Fake news posted by a Bott
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:29, archived)
# Updated publicity poster for 2022....

(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 17:15, archived)
# Captain Haddock's looking well
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 19:59, archived)
# haha fucking hell you're not wrong
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Blistering Barnacles you're not wrong!
I think you meant to say.
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 17:23, archived)
# quick straw poll: cancel Tintin y/n
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:43, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:57, archived)
# well now, helloooo there ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:20, archived)
# (‿ˠ‿)( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )(‿ˠ‿)
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 1:20, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (1215 kb)
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 16:04, archived)
# ouch, nicely done
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 17:13, archived)
# not the first time someone's ordered a bit of grass and some exotic bird on the web
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 18:40, archived)
# NOT TOO SURE WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT DICK, CARE TO EXPLAIN?
*menacing music*
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:46, archived)
# excellent
(, Sun 20 Nov 2022, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 15:30, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 17:10, archived)
# Twatter on life support, crypto tanking.
Why so sad hinny?
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:13, archived)
# I kinda started to like tweeting
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 13:14, archived)
#
echo "Tweet goes here." > /dev/null

A fiver says you’ll never notice the difference, and you won’t even have to pay for a blue tick.

Ed:bollocks to you b3tacode. What’s the damn escape character anyway?
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:42, archived)
#
>
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 16:02, archived)
# &ltω∞&gt turns in to...
<ω∞>
(, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 16:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 4:55,

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#
crabbits!

Lenny?And Woo! (And a bit scary)




(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 5:00,

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#
Someone say Crabbit?






(Super Jet Shoes,
Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:36,

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#
Breeding pair, NOW!






(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs,
Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:30,

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#
Cat fucking a rabbit

or rabbit fucking a cat?That is truly mesmerising....




(I helped save b3ta! thistle,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 12:05,

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#
fucking?!

they're just friends!what a filthy mind you have.




(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:52,

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#
That is...

...awesome!




(roflwaffle MarpMarp,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:07,

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#
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!






(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15,

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#
Top job

A well deserved FPand....aaaahahaha




(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:55,

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#
thats

bloody mindpiss!




(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:02,

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#
THANKS ALL!

*glees at FP*




(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:23,

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#
haha!

yikes!




(I helped save b3ta! enceladus,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:33,

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#
Excellent! I always knew that rabbits were just stretched cats.






(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:43,

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#
Haha well deserved fp

PINKY CRU IN FULL EFFECT




(I helped save b3ta! mofaha localhost:7860,
Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:19,

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