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# Tony the Tiger, as you've never seen him before!!
(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Your name...
is ace Mr Ace McAce, in fact, it's sooperbly Skill McGill :o)
(Paul Smenis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# .
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Ian Rankin and Anthea Turner?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# like, duh!
Boab, you're so old.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
#
I don't get it either.
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yeah
come on Phil smartypants what is it then eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# um.


*blows raspberry and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Up turner
top rankin

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# oh
I thought maybe Rankin Turner Overdrive
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# my my anthea
what big arms you have
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] the Butterphant

the butterphant eventually died out due to the invention
of increasingly large nets
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# what!
it could fly!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# oh yeah
but big buildings were in danger
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# a woo and a yay

and a repost if i may
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# aaawwwww
an ikkle baby butterphant :)
he's cute
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# dat is
beaudiful.
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# News Flash!
Iraqi Troops being equipped with chemical weapons protection gear:



Story at: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2690163.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# arf arf
ur funie
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Is
that Joey from Friends?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The Prawntosaurus


...never even made it into the fossil record.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Heheh
That's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# dark side of baboon
following on from here


(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# mmmm...
fantasic album
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# From BBC news

(guinea, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# argh!
the french the french the french the french
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# he
he he
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Why do English people

hate the French?
(guinea, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# what!?
because they're smelly, arrogant lunatics who eat weird stuff and grow hair in odd places and have no morals!

I believe it's historical - 1066 and all that. We used to invade them and they'd invade back and it was all very messy for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I like the french

Having lived in France and England, France definitely wins.

But then I would say that, I'm Scottish :)
(guinea, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh
minor mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I like the french
They have much better food and drink than us, nicer countryside, longer lunchbreaks and mountains to go skiing on.

Edit - just realised I'm not English, so that doesn't count...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# They smell
and we beat 'em in some war ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# not the battle of hastings then
We are all part french anyway
(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# To be honest
I forgot about that until I saw Dr Phil's post. I was thinking more along the lines of Napoleon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i think the question is
"why don't the french?"
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# They ride around
on giant english eating mice and sing nasty songs about us, and they once tried to sink england by posting millions and millions of tiny lead weights to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# that's a fucking genius idea
Let's try it with America!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Bloody right,
first off we need to get everyones addresses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I've still got some
But I can't email them, coz they're over the wieight limit :(
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Bah!
Its your fault Worthing is sinking into the sea...well done!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# hes not french
thats the bloke from 'the waterboy'
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# You're sooo
right!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Died as soon as it closed its mouth
(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Brilliant
well done!
Obviously a sabre tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# great name

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Top piccy!
Is Barry Bethal that slimming geezer on TV eons ago, with the girly red teeshirt and titster trahziz?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# no no
a completely different one.

It's a surprisingly common name.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The skies of the Paleozoic era...


were filled with the cries of the catosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Let me just say
I like that!



Thanks.

You may drive on now.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hooray!
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i believe
only a woo and a yay could be suitable for such greatness
(conkers deep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# I was innocently looking for a date on the internet, and what did I find?
www.friendlyrobotics.com/docs/date.asp

Harold Shipman trying to lure me into his yard with a shiny robomower!

(I wasn't really looking for a date on the internet)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Eugh:
"My Robomower fills my needs almost perfectly."

Doesn't he mean "fulfils"?

He's one strange cookie. A conkie, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# sure you wern't
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# It looked better in my head!
(maddave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
i'll give that a wyh even if no one else will!

woo yay! great pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Yes
Most things look better in my head.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I will too!
woo! yay!

nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I think I may just have discovered
the worst website in existence.
http://www.crewehall.com/"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# That may be true
but Joel's "monkey moon" flash thing is the *OFFICIALLY* funniest thing on the whole of the internet. I actually did laugh outloud, while drinking coke, but I'd be lying if I said any sprayed onto my monitor or keyboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# *goes to check*

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# woo
yay to joel for that one!"
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Does someone have
the link to Joel's monkey moon thang? Missed the spazz coz I was in space.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Udder
Udder genie-us.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# the biggest
waste of flash ever, flash was invented so ppl like weebl and crab bloke could entertain us
:)
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# a triumph of style
over content
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# flash was invented
for people who can't code HTML
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# what!
you mean lazy buggers
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# No no nooooo!
you'll be wanting this: www.farmfreshturkeys.org.uk

that a competitor of ours did!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# that really is
the worst thing i've ever seen. If they are competition...well....
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# it really did make me laugh....
... needless to say we pitched against them and got the job ...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ashamed
that i live in leicester where such an atrocity could happen...
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# heh
our old website had a flash intro done by someone who'd been on a 1 day flash course.
the 'skip intro' button was part of the flash!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Holy twatting fuck
that is dreadful

(Friday is Swearday)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# fuckin right
nutsack fuckwink fannybatter
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Im from Crewe,
& so is Dr Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Animation overkill! I mean, there's loads of nice special effects but absolutely no content! Much like George Lucas' recent efforts!
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Agreed
It's like being taken hostage by a some acquaintance's babbling Uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# You need the attention-span of a sloth
to hang around waiting for all that
nonsense. Do sloths surf?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# This is by mat, our office clown who's too afraid to post to the board


Somewhere in that image is me and one of my assistants from my magic act!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# quick stamp on it
it must be destroyed
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Tags!
Close the tags good man!

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# what tags?
how do you know they are open?
(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# It wasn't really...
I was just fooling with Mr Thor... he's my boss - I'm allowed to do that. Until he sacks me.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# what tags
i never used any tags you crazy cockmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Well done Matt
now get on and post it yourself!
Don't be scared, we all love kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Amen
Amen!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# so sadly it is gone

Ha the greater spotted Bush!
i wish he was extinct...
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Gone but not forgotten

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebeep!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Speccies
are not extinct (yet).
They were always that slow!
(I should know - I've still got a 128K+2)
(Spill, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# as good as sadly....
all mine are dead and gone at least......though many..many emulation roms filling up my HD
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I've got maybe
12 rubber key ones at present, and I'm in the middle of fixing one of 'em right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# you
lucky lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# clicky on the
website linky in me profile for much 8-bit goodness....shameless self-promotion
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I have written
zxhttpd web server for my 128+2. Don't have a tcp/ip connection to it yet... but when I do... :o)
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# well, its kind of alive.
There are a few demoscene groups still making Speccy demos, and the Amstrad Em@iler plus comes with speccy games.

The speccy had a certain low-tech charm, I suppose, and some nice games.

I won't say anything about its relative inferiority compared to other machines of the era, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# the speccy rocked
and i'd have words with anyone who says otherwise.

/outsidenow
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# won't say anything about its inferiority?
because you can't you mean? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# it was a pile of shite
compared to the C64.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# aaahh
how old rivalries restart themselves so many years on
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# blah blah blah
....and indeed, blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ZX 48k
mmm.
sadly the tv-out broke and I tried to re-solder it myself a /long/ time ago. It may work again one day.
(jamena, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Stella loved the new pool table.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha also
plus nice name change mike
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i
like that
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Woo and Yay..
That's very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# That is totally woo
With some added yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# That's ace.
I wanna make one of those for real.

Great pic. woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Nice pool
speaking of pool (english 8 ball), pub scheduler in flibz.

b3ta pool tournament (excuse for drinking[not that i need one] Ravenscourt Arms Hammersmith.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Before Mother Nature got colour-coding right
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# *pats back
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# where's she been?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post









this is a picture of my never existed talent for shoppery. Be kind.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# eh?
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# is it me
or i snothing there?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
#
dats the point
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# *spins on chair
*finds it more intersting
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# s'nowt
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# So obvious that it just had to be done :-)
(mad frankie, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# That's
GGGGGGGGGGGREEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)
# eeees brilliance
and its on a stick as well!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Very good
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# .
(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

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