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(Danski, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

very

nice!

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curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)

what really happened in the dressing room...

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

only ...

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)

He was probably aiming for Giggs

/topical sport related comment

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)

Beckham was a Badly Torn Boy (repostishly)

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)

Aw no! Have you heard? That seven headed dragon dog monster creature that was 18 foot tall and pissed battery acid has died.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

what!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

Thatcher??

at last!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

hahahaha

good, he bit off my leg.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

Tsk,

you should have replied 'Aaw, so sad'.

Good work Boab, made I chuckle.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)

but

he bit my leg off!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)

My Favorite Friends Episode

this is an intro to a friends episode...except i replaced the audio with new and better audio...it's only 4.5 megs and quite funny
friends intro

(btrauma8, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)

Yay to the b3ta clock to breaking the 10 minute barrier

(i'll comment on your thing when it's downloaded)
I hope it's left to roam freely into the future this time and not reset.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

hahahaha

it's very good, how did you get the audio though? Just grabbing bits of laughter from the ep and looping background noise?
Shame you couldn't have got a woman do dub Phoebe though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)

its only 4.5 megs.

which is a lifetime on a 56k.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

I'm going to download it

I LOVE FRIENDS!!!!!
/bullshit

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

friends is shit

/personal opinion

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

friends

had it's moments, but is generally shit.
/fact

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)

quite like it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)

I no longer

respect your taste.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

and

your gay.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

Can you not

just consider it a blip.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)

it's quite a big blip though

like how the alien queen would appear on a motion scanner.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

I'll consider it a blimp

which I will put you on and send you to Quito, Ecuador to reconsider your appraisal on the TV show.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

it's watchable

but it's yet to make me laugh.
and even time team makes me laugh.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

I do a great Phil impression.

i.e, wear a greasy hat, never wash or cut my finger nails and point down holes shouting "Come 'ere Tony, look at this!!"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

we should dig a hole in a field

and pretend we are time team.
i reckon we'd get away with it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)

you're probably right

....you'd be Tony Robinson, for obvious reasons.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

hm... i have a cunning plan

...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

ha ha ha

touche

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

is it

wrong to feel slightly attracted to that young woman with the dyed red hair?

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

No,

she's dirty I reckon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

yes

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

will anyone that reminds you

of that girl in the Orange ad do?

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Shedside, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)

charlie

dimmock

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)

yes.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)

i love her too. she is my favourite

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)

Heh,

we could do that you know when.
Who's going to be Lorenza?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

he's a right twat

in real life. and that accent is a bit put on.
apparently

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Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

I do not

believe you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

sorry

i'm contractually bound to be snooty about time team

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Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)

your server is taking a beating.

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Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)

Open the box! Open the box!

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Shedside, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

noooooooooo...

don't open the box. it's gwyneth paltrow's head.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)

hehehe

"whats in the box......?"

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EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)

and i

forgot to point out that that pic is fucking ace.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

Nice

me likee

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

Which brings up the interesting thought

of Schroedinger's No-hands!

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Captain Nostril, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)

that, sir,

is fucking brilliant.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

Twelve ton goldfish

Font of the gods

(Danski, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

and acquired, I believe,

courtesy of the good burghers of this fair parish

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Shedside, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)

No,

I think it was Blambot.com

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)

linked to

by you

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Shedside, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

Yes,

I see what you mean now.
Sorry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)

you good burgher

no apology needed

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Shedside, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)

tsk

silly, use comic sans ms, it's great

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

Thor Taught Me Some PotShop Techniques So I Made This...

Still learning, but getting there slowly!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

Of course not many people realise

that it was a gift from the French. (the statue, not the Blair-being)

[hopes he's got his facts right]

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Captain Nostril, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)

yes,

it was from the french

(hazey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)

correct

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)

Geddit?

Quality, humour, both lacking,
Poor pun and poor b3ta mixed;
Back to work think I.
- Me, 2003

(Cartroo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)

boom

boom

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

Jamaica?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

In Dorset?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

Alaska.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

Fair near

destroyed 'em.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

Genoa

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

Goa

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

I would,

it's a lovely place.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

RAPE

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

That's

possibly the best reply I've seen here.

admit it, you've been desperately waiting ages for someone to feed you the line again, so's you could say it

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

I've been toying with that pun all weekend

and couldn't come up with a better way to do it than that. Well done sir!!

(pattybutty and chips, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

sick b*stards!

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EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

there is nothing sick about that

when kittens eventually turn into cats, they become ugly and should be killed in my opinion

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

oh sweet lord

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EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

Bonds Most vicous enemy

Evil Bastards Click Big

(cort16, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

Found This

clicky linky

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

Then link it

FAQ time...

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sinisterduck, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

sorry

I'll link next time.

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

ah ha - now things you haven't made you should

post as a link... thanks.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

silly glass chicken

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

cass

glock?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

ahh fred elliot

tacky quality i know

(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)

That

is the poorest thing I have ever seen.
Well done!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

That made me giggle.

Well done!!

(Danabnormal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

haha

excellent

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)

(Danabnormal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)

great!

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)

bizzarrrrrrre

love that!

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

call me...

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amaryllis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)

Mash!

Use img src="" not a href="", please

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

Woo and Yay

And phone for a houpla. Does it play
a Culture Club tune when someone rings?

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Captain Nostril, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

For those inconsiderate bastards who park where they shouldn't

www.geocities.com/xxxyz721/lazyness.jpg
A bit rushed I know.....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

no worky

rename it to a .txt and try again (but not in a new post)

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)

looks like

geocities wont let you remote link - have a read of the FAQ, link at top of the page.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

ee snot workin

or is it just me?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)

R.I.P Curt (Mr Perfect)

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)

Kurt? No?

Who? :$

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stevierar, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)

isn't he the 'World's biggest meathead' that killed himself the other day?

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

He was Mr Perfect in the WWF

Good Wrestler but died through taking new medication for his back. aged 42

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

Good Wrestler

sounds like a country pub.

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

Hooray for pubs!

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)

yes

horray for pubs indeed

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)

third

ed.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

MMmmmmm

Pubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)

pubes?

no ta.

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

bloody

paedo.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)

He's right.

I wouldn't want tar on me pubes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)

Now more

Mr Past-particple. Or something. Make up your own crap grammar-based joke here.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

Some yank

fake sportsman

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

Kurt Kobain

Guitarist bloke in Pearl Jam or summat.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

Nirvana,

but I don't think that's him

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stevierar, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

get your hair kurt

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

nominate this

for silliest post of the day

[edit]i burnt my tongue on the baked beans i had with me lunch owwww!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)

that really hurts

blister on roof of mouth

as your doctor the only cure is to drink lots of beer!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

yes doctor

i concur

*remembers he has to go to London after work so will have to postpone drinking until later so will have to suffer loudly

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

yeah - that's him - he's just combed his hair

that's why you didn't recognise him.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)

mehehe

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stevierar, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)

Kurt Sandway

fabled Nursery Rhyme snack

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

Kurt Dugless?

Actor and cheese expert?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

Curtis from Home & Away

*dreamy faraway look in her eyes*

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

Curt Reply

My wife's favourite PMS game

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)

ouch.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)

Dolly the sheep

was put down yesterday.
or possibly the day before.

so sad

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

blasphemy!

ewe can go to hell for that.

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)

that pun

was not even vaguely warranted.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

are the two facts related?

on another note, i was going to have lamb chops for tea. maybe i won't now...

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

But so tasty

MMmmm.... mint sauce ....

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

But when they create

seven headed dragon dog monster creatures that are 18 foot tall and piss battery acid I bet you won't go 'Aaw, that seven headed dragon dog monster creature that was 18 foot tall and pissed battery acid was put down yesterday. So sad'.
Will you!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

i would

just because it was created by evil people doesn't mean it is evil itself.

And it might have feelings.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

It doesn't have feelings.

Things that piss battery acid don't have time for feelings.
WHAT if ate one of your legs?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)

BASTARD

give my leg back.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

What about the alien/human hybrid in Alien Resurrection?

That had feelings and probably pissed battery acid.

(Potatoman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

He was evil,

and he got sucked through a tiny hole.
I know a place where you can...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)

i wonder

if it had fillings as well...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)

Kurt Hennig?

Really?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)

Nah, it's

Henning Berg.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

Yup

Died the other day, check www.wwe.com

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

Does this mean

I no longer have to put with Sky showing that bollocks all the time.

At last I might be able to visit my mate at the pub and not have to threaten to nail his head to the bar if he puts wrestling on again.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

Wrestlings cool

And im 26! lol!

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

YOu now

worry me but in a good way.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

that's rather sad

I remember watching him when I was little

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

I grew watching him..

He was cool, I remember watching him 'Perfect-Plex' everyone! Its a shame that another Wrestler has to die so young.

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)

yes. i

wonder why it keeps happening.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

Too right

Yokozuna, Rick Rude, British Bulldog, Owen Hart, Iron Shiek and now Mr Perfect all 6 foot under.

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

Good heavens

Are you suggesting it's something to do with the fact that they're all pumped up to the scrotes with steroids?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

yup, thats about right

but Dino Bravo (remember him)? was loaded with bullets in his appartment gangland styley for his involvement in a smuggling ring.

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)

had this in my hed needed to get it out

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)

dog with amusing nose!

competition entry!

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

Early screentests made George Lucas question the wisdom of using Jim Henson's Creature Shop

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

ACE!

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)

ARCE!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)

ACRE

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

ACRON

/leaves in typo

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stevierar, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

ELECTRON

/triggers geeky 8-bit reminiscing thread

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

ENRON

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

Do Do Ron Ron Ron

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)

SPONG

i win

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

I remember

when there was only 1 bit

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

nothing to

see here

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

I say!

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

what oh

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)

spoilt now

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

Chevron

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

got some pics back from the chemist

of the protest at the weekend

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)

arf

or "I have a felt tip but no message"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)

just like in my

gcses.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

haha

yes.

'This page has nothing on it'
it used to say.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)

ah, memories

not very distant ones for me. and with AS levels coming up, I'm sure I'll be seeing plenty of intentionally blank pages to come. I did see one that said "there are no questions on this page", which seemed to make more sense...

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)

yeah, they all say it now

end of an era, 'tis.
there was someone i knew who fell foul of blank pages without the "this is intentionally blank" message in his maths gcse, and he didn't realize until 10 minutes before the end when he glanced across and saw someone turning a page he didn't have.

so the "intentionally blank" messages have no purpose at all, realy.

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

ASs were the worst idea

especially for my year group, we were the first year to have to do the A2 and ASs, and half the time, not even the teachers new what was going on

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

i'm sure

when i would've done them, ASs were just for people that couldn't do A levels. as i "ahh, he's a bit dim, let him do an AS level"

i could be wrong.

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

don't know how old you are

but they were supplementary for my year (took ALevels in 98). as in, if you were ahead of the game in physics, you took an as level in advanced physics.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

too old

did my a-levels in 1992

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

Yeah, they're botching them this year too (A2's for me now)

Seems like education isn't working, after all:

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)

it is for my year

as well.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)

very good

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

lol, excellent

i guess this is meant to remind me of all those exam papers that say "This page is blank" when it obviously wasn't.

They've changed them all to "There are no questions printed on this page" now, so i don't get to spend the rest of the exam chuckling like i'm simple anymore.

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

There's always an evil twin

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_null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)

what

like Michael Knight's evil twin Garth?
Beards make you evil.... apparently.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)

and sabrina

the teenage witch's. but she didn't have a beard.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)

my evil twin

has got a twin like me.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

KITT had an evil twin, KATT

but I don't think cars can grow beards...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

I think he was called

KARR. and because Garth was played by Hasselhoff, he didn't even have a real, fullblown beard. goatees obviously make you evil.

(radja, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)

tis true

i have one and i'm as evil as they come (except on thursday's when i'm quite nice)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

It was called

KATT, so nerr.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

I'm afraid

you're mistaken..

see?

(radja, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

I concurrrrr

Knight Automated Roving Robot

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rangelife, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

she did have a beard

it was just well waxxed to avoid embaressment

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

I think you'll find

most girls have beards (in their natural plummage anyway!)

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)

!
?
!

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

There was an evil KITT

too, wasn't there?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)

yeah

it was red and called KATT!

(i think)

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)

i think...

it was called KARR

Knight Automated Roving Robot

:P

(udat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)

You

are right.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

cunning delete

i never saw nothing guv

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

'bout time you showed up

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

Your right about the beards!

Have you noticed that there are no national newsreaders with beards?
That's because they can't be trusted!

Apart from Moira Stewart

(scubadog, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)

She's going for the record

Keeping cotton wool under your top lip for as long as possible.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

i actually have an evil twin called Tom.

and you know it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)

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