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I'm thinking of prefixing every anim I do with this:

But it bumps the size up too much! :o)

Click for biggerification

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

slim has already

done it Im afraid, almost looks like the same cat too. woo tho!

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Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

bah

fucketysocks

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)

your one is well animated though!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)

Strange. Nothing More.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

woo:)

nothing more

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

very nice

Woo

(Alienboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

Pom-Pom cat say

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Smokey McPot, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

Couldn't be arsed to think of anything...

... so I just used yesterday's template.

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dr_fonz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

That really makes me laugh

a lot

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Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

thats

brill WYH

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

There was a template?

why didn't someone tell me?
www.b3ta.com/board/814942

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

I'm talking about

the one I did yesterday...

http://www.b3ta.com/board/811154

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dr_fonz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

that made me laugh

a lot!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

snigger

chuckle

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

widescreen version no less!

super woo!!

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Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

Soo

perb!

(FatBeardy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:38, archived)

that made me laugh

many times, until I just had to spazz back and tell you.
superwoo.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:42, archived)

I bow down to you!!

That has made my day!!!!

(battleangel, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 4:04, archived)

i laughed out

loud at that.
i thank you.

(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 4:40, archived)

Frog Lady

just bored really .................

(AKA, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

Every scousers home should have one

*FACT*

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Smokey McPot, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:43, archived)

pffft

useless bugger
EDIT: Blimey, not one person has moaNed about it being football related. FREEDOM!

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:45, archived)

It was to do with football?

Cripes if i'd known that I would have said something

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

That

is brilliant, and long overdue!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

Chickle

Chuckle

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

That's great.

Just emailed it to all the Liverpool fans in the office. Boy am I gonna get it now.

You should have tagged it. That has the potential to go viral.

woo yay houpla.

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kaydup, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

Wish

i had've now....Cheers though!

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Smokey McPot, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

oh how i wish

koit was here.

(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

I think Koit would agree

It's painful to admit you "support" him.

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

well i had to "support"

racist student-beaters (allegedly) for two years. i think you can cope with a laughably incompetent centre-forward.

(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)

Cardiff? Portsmouth? Notts Forrest?

why there's so many to choose from.

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

leeds

speaking of which:

(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

dirty Leeds

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

True

true...

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Smokey McPot, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

I'm about to log off b3ta for the first time in

223 days, 17 hours, 17 minutes and 24 seconds
seeya!

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christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)

Just me left

then?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

yep

turn out the lights when you go will you?

(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Why, where ya goin'?

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4838 Let the man go through, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

I'll be back occasionally

just you see if I'm not

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christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

leaving so soon?

well, have a good one

(Hey look Ma, I caught a fraggle, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:43, archived)

Bye, have fun,

hurry back!

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

Can't. Stop. Self.

Need for hummus (*choke*)... rising!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

here you go then

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

Adam's Ribs ?

Don't forget the coleslaw though.

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kaydup, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

that's it!

b3tan.

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:45, archived)

Okay

but apart from Manic spamming a greasy spoon - I don't get it..?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

it was an episode of MASH

hawkeye (for a reason i forget) wants spare ribs like he used to get at home. with hilarious consequences.

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

He was fed up cause they'd been served

liver of fish constantly for about a week.

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kaydup, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)

really?

how rare.

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

ooo

isn't that in chicago?

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alistair, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

i wish i could remember the name of the rib shop

but i'll have 40 pounds of ribs, someone will pick them up

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:45, archived)

Erm...

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wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

ha ha ha

very good

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

ha ha

cute

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corington, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

bless him

the little mite

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Shedside, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

awww bless!

my, hasn't he grown
:)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)

Awww ...

He's lovely too :)

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wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

I think there's room

for a whole family album here :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

that's

lovely

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

He so cutie

Me likes!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

Superb

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lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

aaaaarrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

eep!

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rosey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

lovely

it is

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

love it....

I want one! - make a movie with these creatures!

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Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

fruitloop

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)

he very cute

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww

I just wanna give him a big hug :D

(The Newt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)

Problems in typecasting

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

That is

a lovely picture :)

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Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

oh wow

I love that fluffy monkey.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)

i've never been here myself

honest

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

you had to bring your own porch?

what's wrong with the one out the front?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

ha ha

made me remember the pic someone did here once of a front door with a sticker on it saying "My other house has a porch"

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

i am unsure as to your

line of questioning?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

i see what you did

don't think you'll get away with it!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

did what?

i think maybe a trip to sample the delights of the spec-saver 2 for 1 offer is in order for you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

grrrrrrrrrrrr...

i'll get you next time, thor. next time.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

only if you get some new spectacles

in the new 2 for 1 offer at spec-saver.

wonderful deals on thousands of frames for single vision, bi-focal and even vari-focal glasses.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

i went there once

they gave me a sausage supper and two cans of irn bru. mental shop

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

Rear

porch?

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha

he said "at rear" hahaha

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

TJ!

oopss...... I went to increase my bid on ebay, and i kinda bidded on the wrong item....

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

heh

you got a Swedish Penis Enlarger 'by accident' too?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

nah...

i just got 2 mp3 players

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

why didn't you just get

one mp6 player? More economical in the long run.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)

oooh name

related merriment

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rosey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

do they sell

"stick it in" cider?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

Isn't that a rival to

Dicken's Cider?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

but they do sell "if you don't get out of my way, i'm going to stuff your arse with broken glass" snakebite and black

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

I've had that .. as well as ...

"You looking at my bird? I'll knock your bollocks flat ye cunt!" Purple Nasties

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

Better get this in before it stops being topical

(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

how

do you smoke iraq?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

large bombs/missiles/general blowy uppy thingies

tend to smoke for a while once they hit?

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

is it like a post coital

ciggie?

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pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

Except

nobody's smiling.

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bob dinosaur, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

sounds like evertime I've had sex

/coat

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

divvy

that really made me laugh!

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pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

*blush*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

that's even worse!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)

more like a NWA-style 'smoke his ass' kind of thing

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

word to your parents

I believe is the correct term here. Or perhaps just your mother.
Yes, word to your mother homie boy.

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pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

i actually saw that on a board

on saturday. it said 'Dont attack iraq, smoke crack!'

(crazymum, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

Not an amoosing nose

but a face too good to waste.

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

it was moider!

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

Brilliant

The face fits so well

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

that's

bloody lovely, you know that?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

I love it

Big up the ernest posse...

Ahem, not sure what came over me then.

(toadstretcher, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

'Ello.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

lovely

woo!

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pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

YES!

WOO YAY SHUT IT!

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Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

a woo

and a yay :)

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idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

fan bloody tastic

thats gets a woo and yay from me

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

Just choked on my crisps.

Brilliant

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

Heh heh heh!

Nice :)

(Mr Flibble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

I am in a particularly good mood today, hence the abundance of pictorial wooyays; and despite the fact that I got a trojan virus on my PC last night. Ironically, too, since it's the first time I haven't had an internet connection in bloody ages - it was off a disk a friend mine gave me. He's no friend of mine now, though.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

well, if you will borrow Albanian donkey porn

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

and how did you know that?

Mr Dodgy Purveyor of Albanian Donkey Porn/Trojan Horse virus Evil Man.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

i feel her pain

bloody trams wake me up from lie ins

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

Woo

And yay.

Mis-read it the first time, thought it said "Stop this bloody nose"

(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

hehehe

that's funny

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Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

smashing!

anyone else noticed how aggressive the wording on SWP material always is?

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Shedside, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

LOL

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lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)

that

I find funny

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:15, archived)

The Truth

Click the link

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idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

404?

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

me too

and i double checked it wasnt a comedy 404

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Maybe that's the point

Al Qaeda can't be linked to Iraq...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

oh yes

clever...

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corington, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

aaaaaaaaaah

now that i like

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

ooh

very clever. Ooh are you landed gentry?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

Nobility, my dear lady.

My forefathers were at Agincourt.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

that's nobility

most people ony have one father

except that girl off "my two dads" obviously

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

Poor thing

it'd be bad enough having Paul Reiser or Greg Evigan for a dad...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

i fancied

Greg. Mmmmm... mullets

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

my dad was a butler for Lord Saye and Sele

FACT

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Shedside, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

On Crispin's Day?

They might have known my ancestors, Sir Snap, Earl Crackle and the Marquis de Pop

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

A noble linneage, indeed.

Were they not awarded the "Special K" for their gallantry?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)

indeed

they died for their country. Or were eaten by it. One or the other, the truth has been lost in the mists of time.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

Thud

i only just woke up
my brain aint detecting subtlies yet

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

a link from

alqaeda to iraq, was not found?

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Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

It took me

quite a while to post that, because I wasn't sure how to spell alqaeda. still not sure, actually

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Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

however the hell you like

'tis only a phonetic interpretation anyway

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

maybe I'll stick

with "the baddies".

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Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

there are many spellings

al Qa'ida is popular as well

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

that

is very clever in a nerdy sort of way

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Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

Windows 0.01 development discovered in archives....

Click fo biggy!

(Luny666, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

0 to 65535...

I've a vague memory that was about 20 seconds.

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Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

You should be so lucky :)

Spectrum BASIC wasn't known for it's speed!More like 2 minutes!

(Luny666, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

After writing, I thought I'd try it

4 minutes 50 seconds! Hell's teeth.

Erm, no, of course I don't carry a speccy emulator around with me all the time, why do you ask?

(z80 for the Psion5 by www.palmtopsoftware.com)

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Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:34, archived)

grumble.. grumble..

been walking forever... should install a bloody chairlift... grumble.. grumble..

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corington, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

gosh

that's beautiful. I like it.

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pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

that's

top

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

yes!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

im in awe

Woo Yay Houpla
Works so well!

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

oh wow

that's top

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Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

absolutely stunning

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

Wheeeee!

Get off the Helter Skelter old man.

Love the pic.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Wonderful

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Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Black Books!!!!!!!!

Ohh yes
some of the best comedy in recent yrs!
anyone seen any Monkey Dust on bbc3?
marvalous satire!

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

Ooh

I was watching Black Books last night - it's still not as good as Spaced though is it.

No idea what this Monkey dust thing is

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

its a cartoon on BBC3

last nights had erm a monotoned voice over guy having sex
renaming cancer to make it an more profitable end of life option or somert along those lines
Its a very b3ta cartoon very surreal and satirical

(Alpen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

I likey that!

Reminds me of Timmy Mallet and his 'Wack 'a day' plaster things that he'd stick on kids chins.

(Hey look Ma, I caught a fraggle, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

BLACK BOOKS!

woo yay to that good sir!

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

that's quite, quite brilliant

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djol, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

oh wow..

1st frontpage..!

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corington, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

cungrakulashuns!

it's very woo, you see.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

fabarooney

and ace-alicious

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

that is truly amazing!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

Handy.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

Charming

Charmin

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

hah

that wiped a grin onto my mouth :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

woo!

useful for the others but how does he get it?
how frustrating.
wyh

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

Its a dr. seuss dog

(FurryToilet, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)

Woo

Is all.

I have been drawing trumpets all last week for no real reason!

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

Dr Sigmund Freud says:

You are haffink a moment of indecision in your life: Whether to buy trainers, or sensible shoose. I suggest you flip ze coin.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Parp!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Honk!

arf!

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Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

I wanna get something straight...

I live only about 20 miles outside of Los Angeles in a very very suburban area, and one of my neighbors has a fucking rooster? The damn thing is breakfast if it keeps me up any later!!

(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

Eat it.

We could suggest recipes for you. Or you could rip out its voicebox with your teeth.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

Your LA airport looks like

a prison and you're moaning about a rooster? Priorities man, priorities!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

fucking roosters cost less

than blow-up dolls, and the chase adds a certain je ne sais quois to the experience

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djol, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

I know what you mea...

umm, forget I even mentioned it

(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)

True

but you've got to be careful you use enough lubrication, the feathers can cause terrible chafing.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

Their ain't nought worse

than chafage.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

I don't suffer from it

thought, due to the fact I have a slow hand.
I also have, in no particualr order:
   an easy touch
   spent some time
   Not come and gone in a heated rush

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djol, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

LUCY!