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Bonjour et le bon après-midi b3ta.

Le singe est dans l'arbre, le chat est sur la chaise, la souris est sur la table.

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Pouvoir je viens de dire GRAND bollocks à vous, et que je soufflerai un rasbery dans votre direction.

(Pickled_Herring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)

les poulets idiots sont ici.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

I bet

you've been waiting ages to say that.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)

Toute

ma vie...

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)

triste

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)

Piss de l'esprit

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)

poulet bête

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

Alors!

Pisse d'esprit!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

bon jour,

et j'aime l'Izzard.

La singe a disparu. Il faire du bicyclette. Il monte l'autobus. Il conduit l'autobus.

By the way all that was fucking funny.

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shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

Ah, and monkeys would kill people, if they had guns.

(Pickled_Herring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)

Dennis Hopper

quel méchant!

(dirtyhippy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)

nice melons!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

FUcking brilliant

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

theyre not all nice

some of em look distinctly devious....

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

If not devious

then a shade too crafty to be ripe

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)

From left to right:

Smug, wistful, contemptuous, angry, pleasantly surprised, evil, psychotic, mocking, high.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)

spot on!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

they are lovely

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

is one of them

an undercover gourd?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)

I hope so

Definite gourd-like quality to some of 'em

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)

Clickety image for slight biggerness with added new window goodness

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

J'ai toujours suspecté autant. Bâtards.

WYH!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

Woo to you!

Blackpool was very cool thanks - I spent the entire weekend wasted and disgraced myself in front of MANY magicians!

How was your gig?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

Cool!

I remained completely sober and disgraced myself infront of MANY jugglers ;-)
(Although prolly not as many as you did with magiciany types iyswim)

I've got my first ever paid standup comedy gig tomorrow night though... erp!

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)

Good luck with that,

Stand up is the scariest thing I have ever done.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

too right

And I'm doing it in chippenham... audience full of scary builder types!

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

i had my first gig with my band this week

but fucked it up, cos im stupid.

tell us a joke.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

why did you not say?

...we would have came...and laughed!

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Bitchpapa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

cos i didnt want to clean it up afterwards.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)

ah the first

gig always goes slightly wrong. You wait til the inevitable 4th or 5th gig when everything is perfect but hardly anyone comes. Then the next gig you play is in front of nearly a thousand people and you're back to problems again. it's brill.

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shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)

well there was only about twenty people there this time.

define "hardly anyone"....

I jumped on my wah pedal too hard to turn it off, and botted it off my pedal board, which pulled all my leads out, and im the only guitarist, so it sounded shite for like 30 seconds whilst i got my shit together.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)

haha

brilliant. I had blood all over me at our last gig. I got all excited in the last song and jumped and banged my head really hard on a metal girder above the stage. finished the song tho. just.

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shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)

i fucked my neck up

from over vigorous headbanging....

i bust a string on an improvised funky jam too, and then played the next song with five strings. and my mic wasnt on for the entire gig, so i couldnt do backing vocals...

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)

good good

glad to know that doesn't just happen to me then. we should get a collaborative b3ta metal band going. give a tempo, and a key, and then build up from there. I think.

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shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

indeed!

im already working on a b3ta track with koit entitled "brimful of mindpiss" but a metal b3ta band would rock!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)

So so

true!

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)

Should be alright

once you get that first laugh.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)

s'true

used to be an International Dj and lead singer in a band.

USed to crap meself before I went on but as soon as you got started it's over like a flash and the adrenalin rush after is great

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

you

aren't kelvin andrews, are you !?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

who is asking

no I am not Kelvin
I am thebear

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)

oi!

chippenham isn't that bad

my mum lives there

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)

is she a builder?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

noo...

...but she does read b3ta. She likes the kitty pictures.

[edit]so be nice. [/edit]

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

we're always nice!

especially to mums!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)

Chippenham eh?

Jokes about local yokels then?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

They love it

when you insult the audience. Trust me

disclaimer: I'm so wrong about this.

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)

I stood up once

Then I sat down again. Blood ran to my feet and everything...

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bigdave, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

not very good at sitting down

either

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

I am

very good at lying though

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

I once took a lie detector test.

Actually, no I didn't.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

you would have just failed

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

it possible to disgrace yourself infront of a juggler ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

It all depends

on who the juggler is.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)

I used to juggle, but

I kept throwing up

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

That made me

giggle
*giggle*

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)

but

all the jugglers i've ever known have normally been too pissed to notice (or too busy taking the piss to notice)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

YOu need to meet

serious jugglers.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)

noone

needs to meet BJ

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)

erm

yes.
clicky and clicky for photos of me mid disgrace

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

That's not

that disgraceful.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

you've not seen me

milk 20 minutes out of that one trick have you...

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)

it beats

the elastic band one anyway! :O)

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)

true

doing the same thing with a rubber band and milking it for longer was pretty shameful. :-)

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)

Heh,

I'd like to.
Although I've managed to fill a long gap between renegade acts talking about He-Man.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)

Yay!

I wonder if I can combine the two...

No doubt I'll do it at the BJC at some point - You still up for travelling into london on the friday night?
I doubt I'll want to drive it, but a party on the train could be fun!

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)

Heh,

see below.
We could do, it'd be a laugh, alhough getting back might be a pain.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)

There are trains

back to three bridges every hour throughout the night. I guess I could drive to three bridges and we can get the train from there...

I just don't really fancy trying to park in london

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

yeah

some kind of park and ride option may well work. And having had a deeper look, I thin the bash is quite near Charing X station, and it looks like there's a train from there to Brighton at 23:45, which sounds a bit more civilised than what I said below

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)

That sounds

alright.
Although how near to Brighton station is the BJC site?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)

I think it's

a ten minute train ride. The trains sound kind of local, so I'm guessing that's not all that far by taxi if needed, but I'm making this all up as I go along.

edit - but this is all detail. I reckon with the three bridges (Is that by Crawley?) idea, it sounds like we shall go to the ball. Somehow.

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)

cool,

well I think I'm going to say
"Yes, I'm up for making the trip... somehow" and am willing to drive for a park n ride solution

I'll let somoen else sort out the details of which trains/stations we need

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)

that all

sounds like enough of a plan for me. We can work out the actual details of it as and when we need to I reckon!

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)

I did think that parking might be aproblem.

Unless a nice b3tan has some parking space that could be used.
We could go up there earlier if needs be.
Of course that's if you ewant to drive, if you don't don't worry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)

I'd be up for

a geek night's out in London too... could be good fun.

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Lukasm, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)

Yeah, should be.

then we can meet all the B3tans as well.
Bless 'em.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)

that's

not disgraceful ! throwing up your chip supper in coke vending machine (whilst on stilts) is disgraceful.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)

Excellent stuff! Good luck.

If you're ever working on the Gloucester area, let me know.

I've always wanted to do stand-up, but people like Thor tell me that I shouldn't. I've even read the Jay Sankey book in preperation.

Speaking of Gloucester... any more for any more?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)

or perhaps

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

I don't think

I've ever seen the Chelltenham do advertised without this one immediately after it!

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

Thats cos this ugly bugger

Is too stupid to work out when to post it by himself.

Oh, hi buddy ;o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)

it's a kind of

running gag.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)

*Paraphrase*

COME TO LEEDS, YOU LAZY CNUTS

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)

I'd go

but it clashes with all sorts of stuff :-(

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

There will be others

And it'll be loads better than the leeds bash!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)

Actually

Barnesey was saying that you and he were thinking of heading up to LOndon on the Friday night of BJC to go to the B3ta Bash that night.
Is there any chance I and my ensteamed friend Mr P. can grab a lifty...if you're going.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)

ooh!

pissage of mindness! (look up a touch)

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)

I did,

and told you too look down.
Weird.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)

you know what's happening

on the 14th yet?

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

Yes,

The meeting is on, so I'll be around the Shepards Bush area, we need to arrange a meeting point.
Mind you I have no Idea what time I'll be there for.
Maybe we should arrange a place and everybody could meet there till I turn up then go on from there.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)

sounds like a plan

scheduler?

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)

where is it?

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

Its in

leeds on the 15th - you coming?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)

the stand up gig

you arse

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)

That bloody

hurts that does. Hurts deep inside.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)

in case

LP doesn't spot this sub thread - he's put it on messenger

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)

WOO

yes

(_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

lovely

have an Iffy

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

The simple pleasures of Thora Hird's loris

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jolly roger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

wheeeeee

go loris !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)

I love it

but Thora will be furious.
:)

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lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)

flibble!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

too good

where've you been?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

I have been here

I have been there
I have been nearly everywhere!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)

sounds like the chorus

to a top pop tune

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

pourquoi

est ce que tu est dans un hat?

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

est

la reference a Dr. Seuss?

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

everyone seems to be talking french

which seems like as good a reason as any...

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

bien entendu!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

mmmmm...

tasty kitten-eyes!

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)

I AM ROBOT!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

Hello RObot

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

This took FAR FAR too long

Click for BIGGIE!

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

la crainte!

la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

on dit pas...

La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur!
La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur!
La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur!
La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur! La Peur!

...non plus?

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:38, archived)

Peut-être.

Mais mon Français est très mauvais en effet. Ainsi je l'aide en employant un de ceux traduisant des websites...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

bof...

J'ai demande parce c'est longtemps depuis j'ai parler en francais. Les deux mots sont bien je crois.

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

ils sont les deux exact

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

Bon.

Cependant, vous could've m'avez réclamé juste appelé ma mère une dame de la nuit et j'aurais cru cela aussi

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

votre tout gai

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

Which translates into English as

'your merry whole', which is up there with 'carrots are made out of cheese' and 'to craunch a marmoset' as a hilarious phrase...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

translated it as "your all merry one"

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)

But

your merry (w)hole is much better

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)

Bah!

I hate it when people delete there bloody threads!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

Me too

I get all confused.

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

sorry

But I deleted it when I had got what I needed - it was a bit of a timewaster really. Still, now thanks to the nice folk on the board I can now paste links to bigger piccies - I am picking this up as I am going along. If you want a 5-Axis Catia Program then I am your man, HTML is a whole different kettle of fish to me.

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)

Clive and Dave are Still Lost...

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

we like that!

woo yay houpla vive les pantalons!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

That's

tres bon

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

knows Kung-Fu

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

tae kwon po

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

Jeet Kune Po

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

jupo

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

Shopokan

getting lamer, sorry

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)

wing chun?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:38, archived)

need clarification of that one

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

no clarification

i just couldnt think of any more po related martial arts...

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)

Neither could I

I was going through my mind "Does Po have wings? etc etc" But, if you watch the Tubbies (as I have to with my kids), Po does actually do Kung-Fu. Trust me.

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)

Gourd.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

Ah oiu!

Le Eh-oh!

Woo yay et hoopla!

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

hoo

rah

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

You boy!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I do.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

pffft

he he he

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

Haha

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

who doesn't?

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

you should have a sign that says "school for the deaf" in there somewhere....

that made me chuckle.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

you mean the school for deaf children that have tourettes?

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

ive seen that before,

but because its so funny, im going to give you a woo yay vive les pantalons anyway.

woo! yay! vive les pantalons!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

That is never

not going to be funny
:O

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lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

Well

if we're reposting swearing kids...

Hmm, not as funny out of context

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)

what do you mean "should"?

silly boy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)

is that better?

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

bien mieux, merci

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

C'est une wagon des bandes

Ehm.. my lycos thingum is down.. silly people

(Harry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

how very fortunate

that i am here to take that and store it for the 'Gallery of Gourd'
Edit:this is also nearly 10000 posts further down the board than the original Gourd post.
FACT.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

can anyone beat 25.1 seconds?

clickity-woo

Not finished yet, but I have that 'it's gonna be a hit' tingle. All I need are some comedy graphics. Michael jackson with a jet-pack and a baby up a pole springs to mind.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)

i really want to see this!

but am unable due to shitty uni pc's. bastard!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

it's good

but it's too fucking difficult!

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

was afraid of that. and that's before the time limit is put in.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

you're not

wrong!
4 seconds (not 14!)

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

i'm

very confused.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

me too

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

Me three

: s

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

i got about

18 seconds.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

that is fantastically good

but no, i can't get above 6 seconds!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

no better than 7

seconds :(

(Foss, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

er.. why

is everyone french?

- le izb

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

je ne sais pas...

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

Because

they want to be lilly livered collaborators.

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technical itch, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

Pourquoi pas?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)

I got

6.4! Woo!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

Hmm.

Shouldn't there be a power station to blow up for bonus points (6.9 seconds).

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

got bored

coding that, so my thrust-in-flash recreation project ended up turning into something quicker to do.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

41 seconds...

... it said, but theres no way I actually did that.. 4.1 more like.

What is the name of the game this is based on? I vaguely remember it...

(BadgerSmaker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

Thrust

on the BBC Micro / Electron.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

hmm

you could be right. mine didn't feel like 25.1 either. i'll investigate, i think.

(

izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)

The timer seems to start if you just click on the game

rather than pressing space.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)

aaaAAAaaaah

thanks

edit:fixed

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)

164.3

or something...

ot's too twitchy, and almost impossible to swing the ball back up if it falls too far without forcing another reset, which loses you precious time.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

suggestion:

press up to right your ship.

edit: 13 seconds...

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

bah

15 seconds, that's bloody tricky that is

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)

Got to 9.8 seconds.

But now after a few goes, my pc is slowing down.

(

bigdave, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

more

coal

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

War Against Chips!

It's as cheap as weapons of mass destruction.

I know the shopping's a bit crap... I am at work, can't spend too much time on it I'm afraid.

(

Bluesound, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

zut alors

C'est fantastique!

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

christ!

the fonz has let himself go!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

Hehe

That Is All.

(

sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

The Dickinson/Blair Hybrid

on the bottom looks uncannily like Mr Mandelson, if you ask me.

(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

the top one

is definately "fonzy has a midlife crisis" though, no doubt about it.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

Yes,

obviously caused by a surfeit of sunny delight, given the poor chap's orange hue.

(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

That top one

looks like an oompah loompa

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

Apparently....

i was just on the ITV news... anyone see it?
i was taking photos this morning of the new angel statue in Islington... blue coat red trainers.. anyone verify this?

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

No.

Sorry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

I've got

CBeebies on. didn't see a thing.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

were you wearing white pants?

if so, that would have been in keeping with todays french theme.....

(no sorry, i didnt see you...)

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

LOL

well they are almost white... very very very pale blue/grey... vive!

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

Were they

once white?

You don't have to answer that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

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popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

Ok.

Just checking.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:16, archived)

Pervert

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

pantchecker

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

Show me your pants

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

It's for a

survey...I'm government funded.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)

thats what they all say...

"its just research!"

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

It is.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)

Looks

like Trevor from Eastenders

(

WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)

Fuck off

do I.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

quick, grab an iron!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)

I do not

look like Trevor.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:38, archived)

told you he

wouldn't like that

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

your

all
gay

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)

ahahahahahahah

he won't like that
ahahahahahahahah

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

You're

right.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

What percentage of brown/beige used

to be white then? I'd like the national average if you have those details already.

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)

indeed

and what are the number one pants in britain today?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

Um...

I'm still...um...collating my figures.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)

ou est le facts de pantalons?????

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

I can't tell you

I have to display my pant findings to the government before I can reveal then to anyone else.

Ooh. Er. Missus.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

thats just conjured up a very strange image

of trevor from eastenders showing the contents of his trousers to tony blair.......

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

Yes,

and it wold be even funnier if I looked like Trevor from Eastenders.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

vive les pantalons!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

if ever i need a catchphrase

it's going to be that

(

new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

i think im going to start tagging it onto the end of my woo yays....

vive les pantalons!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)

yes

the statue is definately in islington

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

the words

arse and smart... but not neccessarily in that order...

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

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Happyperson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)

that shouldn't have made me laugh

but it did

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)

lol

that is all

*waits for avril lavigne/big stick animation...*

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)

you would though....

twice.......

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

Yes

(Harry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

Three

times

(

wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

a lady...

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)

yes

and tell her how bad her music was and how much of a manufactures product she is even though she believes she's cool and original and not gimicky.

Just afterwards...

(

Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

yes....

but as an act of artistic warfare

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

I'd tell her during..

It'd make it more fun as she tried to buck me off. Yeeehaw!

(Foss, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

ooh

smug bastards

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

That

gets a laugh from me

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

hahaha

yes

(

Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

made me laugh

which was nice

(

Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

Think |'m Missing something - all I see is a picture of avril lavigne, then a petrol can

(

sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)

Then matches?
Then Fire?
Then people laughing at her as she burns?

(

Happyperson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)

One

for Dr Drink and Menub here

Damn I need to work out how to make gifs properly...

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

hehehe

Nice one Ijon!

(

Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

Brentford 0

Cardiff 2

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

Boo Nay Got to go to the dentists today

(Alienboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

Cold blooded killer (W+Y)

The cold eyes... That fella's gona cause a lot of trouble at the zoo, you'll see...

(

Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

When I try to smoke like that

it goes in my eyes. He's obviously hard as nails.

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

No, its simpler than that

He's got a snout. This is hard to emulate with an enlarged cranial cavity.

(

Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

but you have to take into account

wind direction.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:59, archived)

I've gotta say

this has me stumped.

(Something to do with the Teletubbies..?)

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

Moi

aussi

(

wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

I get it

The wierd thing above his head is for the twirly properler u see on steriotypical nerd beanies that genuinely do exist.

(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

Is this bandwagon still running?

If not I may well be stood as the stop waiting all day.

/coat

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:59, archived)

Huzzah

for Rankin-related names

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)

And

huzzah to Rankin himself, far better than that Terry Whats-his-face any day of the week!

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

Agreed

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)

Pardon-

who's "Terry Whats-His-Face"? Please dont insult CMOT Dibbler!

(MissieMissie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)

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