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# Real Americans Stick Flags On... EVERYTHING!
spazoutny.com/Page%201.htm
(Spaz Out, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Well...


What else would you play "WOM" with?


*EDIT* Now with added *squeak*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# you
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# hehehe
hugo did that one as well... if i knew where it was i'd repost...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Heh,
I don't doubt it. Puns that bad can't go unshopped for long round here.

Couldn't find it in the spazz though.

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# wheeeeee
here! not animated though...

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great stuff.

I see I made the first rookie mistake of not including fruit, according to the official rules of Wom.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i think it may have
been him tipping the hat, as it were, toward the fruitbat.... but who knows - he is completely hatstand anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# yay
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Mysterious Source of Smoke above Baghdad uncovered
(spuriousmonkey, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I likes that
I do.
(Oberleutnant von Genschler, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Still in its original box...


...probably worth a few bob these days.
(Oberleutnant von Genschler, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
arf!
woo(f)!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)
# woo....never put two and two together
on that one....luverly
(DeGremlin, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# yay!
all dogs should be kept in boxes.
In ditches
covered in mud.

/cynophobe
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# luverly!
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Die neuen low-kosten Volks-karrier


Sorry for smallness.
And crappy German-ness.
And Lochness-ness-ness-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# we can forgive many things
but never Lochness-ness-ness-ness. Please don't do that again.
Nice gag.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I won't.
Although I'd be lying if I said I wasn't contemplating a threadwaste. I feel shame.

And yet, depsite no pic or link, I suspect it may be quite funny, and get responses.

But then it's so easy to misjudge...

O what to do?!?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ahh who cares
thread waste-thread schmaste. It's a messageboard. If people ignored the threads they thought were wasted, people wouldn't do it. If they reply to them, well, they're not wasted.

Don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# But would they be rude
and unhelpful and complete assh0les, though? Well, no change there!
(DeGremlin, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# now that is a sure-fire winner
minimun change, maximum effect.

woo, yay, houpla!
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# thredjack sorry
look at this scary motherf*cking kitty cat
here
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Might wanna edit ....
... and make it a compy entry.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks!
Ich bin ein Styoopithead
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)
# i reckon having dyslexia dosen't help with this one
that took me about a minute to get! i like that much lots : )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Happy frog contemplate Heisenberg
But he is uncertain of the outcome.



Yes, its shyter than a shyte thing that has been placed on a stick made of shyteyshyte and polished with a shyte polishing cloth and a tub of shyto.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# It's hard to believe that anything so repulsive could live on this
PLANET.

And that frog is strange too.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Oi!
Oh sorry, you did mean me. Met me then?

(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# No.
But I know where you live.

I can smell you.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ohhhh no. It's worse than that.
ha ha - not really! I think he's quite cute.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# yes, that's fucking dreadful
how dare you post an animated animal to this board?

/sarcasm - it's great!
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I like it
he looks very puzzled
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Wouldn't you be, if you didn't know if you were...
...dead or alive.

I love Pete Burns. He has big fanny lips.

On his face.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# lol
fanny lips...arf
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Huge Lumbering Labia.
Which audibly clap whenever he speaketh.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Now that is luvverly.
I love the smoothness of the motion and the sense of, you know, just sitting there doing fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# How I hate frogs,
they are evil, they leap out at me, and they have mandibles of death.
The last one that attacked me felt the swift blade of retribution...several blades of retribution actually.
I ran over it with a lawn mower.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# A fine sentiment.
But it's much easier to douse them liberally with petrol and fire them.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Erm how about this?
"I say we take off, nuke the entire Pxyzyzygy from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.",
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# The thing was,
it was still alive, instead of killing it I had shorn its back away and sliced the knee of one of itsleg, BUT STILL IT CAME!
So I did the only thing I could, went inside and hid till a friend came round and fgot rid of it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That only pisses them off.
You need to get in quick, snap the jugular vein and pour petrol in through their air vents. It works with Cybermen.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# you poof.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Yep,
but I hate the things, really hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)
# girly girly girly
woman
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Possibly
but still, I hate the fucking things.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# It horrid how they get caught up
in your hooves - puff!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I've got hundreds of frogs in my garden.
They're ace. They are breeding at the moment, so soon I'll have hundreds more. Must purchase some cats to eat the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Phone the nearest French
Restaurent and make yourself a packet:)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# good idea
Here's one of the chaps. Isn't he handsome?

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# coor
would you look at the legs on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGHHH!
Look at it with it's evil buggy eyes and its "Which way am I going to hop at you now" legs!
Kill it! Kill it!
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# that's as bad as my two old faltmates and I
standing on the sofa, afraid of a HUUUUUUGE spider. In the end, one of them hit it with a hammer.
Before anyone says anything about girls and spiders, my flatmates were both blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# What silly chaps,
although I had to kill a spider gfor Kerry the other night that was in the wastebasket in the bedroom.
I trapped the spider with a tissue and then pounded it with the end of an empty bottle of Dove Deodorant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# your descriptions
are fantastic. You are a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)
# And so are you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I have mastered the ancient art of Yellow Pages Throwing
to deal with spiders.
It means I don't have to get any closer than 2m to the evil works of the devil, to ensure their swift departure back to the hell dimension they crawled from.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I once called in my neighbour
to get rid of a spider for me, massive is was (spider not neighbour). I have no problem with frogs though and have huge ones in my garden.
oh no wait, that's toads - have teeny frogs in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I completely concur
spiders are the scariest things ever. Except sharks, but I don't get many great whites in my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Bovine Justice
quick decisive, and fair
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# woo!
and woo for heisenberg. Do you suppose the probably in the adverts is the Carlsberg Uncertainty Principle?
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)
# well
I was looking for a good copy of the shower scene in psyco and got no where, but i did find
this....

if its a gassius cockius I shall delete, just tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Looks fun
but I can't figger out how to make it work!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# space bar and arrow keys
gd fun
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# arrows
and space bar
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Ah
Silly me, using my pointy-clicky device and expecting it to work on the interweb. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# haha!
no chance. are you alright, I've got my weekly report to do and I'm avoiding it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# i can't work out
what to do there.

TJ: Afternoon all. I spent this morning in a meeting, then playing football. Ain't life grand?
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# You poor bastard
meetings I can understand, but how cruel to force you to play football!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# you have to use the keyboard arrows and space bar
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Afternoon kids
I miss b3ta-ing all day.

I have just muttered whore at some bland daytime telly bint. I don't think that this is a good sign.

Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Is
she?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I have no idea
I just took a dislike to her outfit
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# the only company I get during the week
is the rant I have at silly bints off the telly.
at the weekend, I talk to my friend behind the checkout at the local CO-OP.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)
# there's a nice
flash toy somewhere in which you can edit the shower scene's cuts together in any order you so wish.

Can't remember the URL, though.

/no help
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I think
I found that too, I googled for shower scene phsyco poster.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# 3:22
I'm a slow stabber (ooer missus!)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
#
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)
# LOL
and I STILL used to have a three piece suite exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# That's the trouble with the past.
We're stuck with it.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
#
whereas they're sticks with it
(jamena, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)
# do you have any facial features at all?
That's not a stolen picture of your front room?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I've tried
but I really can't think of a decent answer to that one.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# *cough*
"maybe going to Micheals cosmetic surgeon wasnt such a good idea..."

Hows that?
(MissieMissie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)
# haha
thats funny.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Hee hee
titter
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# v.good
v.good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# that is
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# lol...
would have been nice for the "FIN" to be in italics though!

Q.Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD collection...?







A. In a rack (iraq?)
...now that's comedy...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# no
it isn't ;)
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Er....


Im sorry I had to photoshop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Nice shadowing detail
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Thank you
nice to know its a appreciated by someone
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# RED ALERT RED ALERT : CONES AT CRITICAL LEVEL
source could be a new competition, hummous cones.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# You bugger,
I was just having a nice conversation then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# sorry, how did i interupt it?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# You knocked it off the board!!
Don't worry though, I'm only joking.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# oops sorry.
conversations are cool, but then when they go off the board they kinda just die don't they :(
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah,
it happens loads though so I'm used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You should visit
the ultimate Interweb cone resource.
(Indole Ring, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Batten down the hatches! Everyone buy bottled water and bicylce clips!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# aren't you hiding under the desk anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# yup, I'm trying to dismantle your webcam.
It's ever so safe here. I've got ten years' supply of elastic bands, plenty of fresh coffee and lots of big orange books to read.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You'll miss your flight

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# That's a risk
i'm prepared to take
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# we're not though
you're getting on that plane if we have to carry you to heathrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Who's this "we"
you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)
# that'd be telling
i'm going to get your lurker to distract you, then we'll jump you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# *looks around cautiously*
liar! she's sat at her desk at the other end of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# yeah, like i'm going to tell you when it's going to happen
it'll be a surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Ha.
I'm going to look scared/suspicious if she comes past now. Which will either make sense to her or none at all... She's still sat down. Phew!
*heart races*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# you should do t anyway
spend the next two days looking terrified every time she comes near you!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Ahhh an in joke ..
.. about some one you both know and I don't. How rude.

/withdraws
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# on the contrary
i've never met the lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Two things concern me about that statement ...
Firstly that I got something wrong ..

Secondly "the lurker" ?!??!?!

/shivers
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)
# lurker = people who watch the board
but don't post. There's one over there
*nods in general direction of said person*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Ahh!!!!! Got ya ...
/sticks tongue out a scardey cat lurker

edit: how do you know they are there?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)
# because I work with her!
I'm trying to scare her out of the woodwork and Matt's trying to get her to kidnap me or something.
It's very complicated!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Nutters

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# You really are her stalker aren't you ???
Apologies .. I though you were only joking before

/most respectful
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# yes
i have spies tracking her at all times
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Bet she's chuffed about that !
And us talking about her as if she wasn't here.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# it's ok, i've got one of them to spill tea on her
so she's not looking now.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Your spies
are not as clever as you may think. They are also susceptible to bribes.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# She's a devious little tyke isn't she ?
Oppsss! She's looking. Damn!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)
# watch it you
I have powers that you know little of
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# this is true
but as soon as you've gone i'm gonig to tell him how to make tinfoil pants
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Ok ... leave me alone now please ... I'm still not a real welder

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)
# *fires up telekinetic powers*
take that!
(and party)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)
# pathetic ...
.. I only said I wasn't a real welder, not that I was a complete wuss.

Is that all you got ??? Pffffft
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I could
bore you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)
# bet you can't ...
/yawns
/closes eyes
/stops breathing
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)
# she could you know
*frantically hopes this falls into the spaz*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)
# you should
know me better than that.
*zap*
ha! now you have no hair!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Now he's not much use as a mat(t)
/sorry
/coat
/taxi!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i didn't have much to start with
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)
# what anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)
# surely you have more than enough for both of us?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Where are those welder's goggles ????

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# this is weird
it's like having a spazz threesome. i hope you've brought the shackles dear boy...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)
# But of course dear

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'm going to start getting coy
soon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Cone amnesty!
woo! I've got a fair few to take back
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
What a great excuse to post another photo of Anna Kournikova!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Conical!
Don't they know that they all the cones go off to live in student residences?
(Pedro, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Last weekend, in Cambridge
I drove down one road that seems to be acting as a countrywide cone-storage-area. Each cone was jammed right up against the previous one.

Brooklands Avenue for you cambridge people.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Ah yes, I know that.
They don't like cars in Cambridge.

It's a town...for local people....
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry
But tried to post an image i did in ms paint earlier and it won't come up. What am i doing wrong????
Edit Im useless! Anyone wanna put it into language idiots understand?
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# give it an
E

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# honk!
either that or install a stair-lift.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# can you buy
the latest craze in bulk for me to sell on at extortionate prices here...only I missed out on the mini skooter thing and that bloody 17 year old became a trillionaire...

/I heart NY
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'll sell them to you
for a billion
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Or the Hymleich manoveur


(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# 1: you're asking way after it was posted, so it's hard to tell...

2: you're asking in a new thread, which is a double waste as your old thread's still there - delete it eh, there's a good chap...

3: you didn't put the URL into the IMG tag, so it can't show it as it doesn't know where it is!

Preview is your friend...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hello - not to worry, have a read of the faq -
the link is at the top of the page. You need to upload your picture to some webspace first, it might've been that. The faq will explain it all, hopefully. Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# A lonk
sounds like a fantastic thing, whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# i don't know what you mean
damnit
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Pep to the rescue
You do just tend to appear when someone is in danger, don't you?!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)
# if hitler etc etc


I'm on a (very small) roll
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I would eat there
and love it... if it was real.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Well
atleast some things would improve then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Hmmmmmm...


I'll stop if I'm told to
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# NEver STOP!
That is COOL :) you are the man! (or woman - see i've learnt from my past mistakes)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# man
will do fine:)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# oh you say that
now
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Top notch sah
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# thats class
considering how many people were roasted by allied bombing last time..

And they didn't tell us for 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Nice slippers
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Indeed. If he hadn't bought a gamecube and both good games for it he
could have got a decent telly, the silly monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# and a decent 6.1 sound system
which you really need to totally enjoy an Xbox and steel battallions

it was only £130 and it is well worth it - trust me.. they are going for £200-300 on ebay atm!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# is steel battallions any good then?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Oh yes
its just the nutz
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I quite like the word geek
that should be NERD.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# first thing that came to mind
if i took a pic of my desk though, it'd be quite similar at the mo. Just without the kinky double joystick thing.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that's a very complicated remote control
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# don't take the piss
that's a photo of a young Stephen Hawkings
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Some one's knicked the wheels of his chair in that case

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# it's his
"at home" kit - less convenient for travel but more gizmos.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhhh .. my wife has one of those ...
4 Double As and she's laughing
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Is that you?
If so is that the £10000000000 joystick thing for that Xbox game?
(krull, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# £10 billion
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Give or take a fiver
i'm reasonably convinced that's how much it costs.
(krull, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# your name
is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# The future of humanity.
Living with your parents and rotting away in front of the tv.

That's no bad.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# How did you
get into my living room?
(Indole Ring, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Those Warrior thingies
are alot bigger inside than they look
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# That picture has
so much shopping potential.
(JuggyH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# looks like he's got a very important job!
must be this new work from home thing they talking about. didn't really they did it for flying planes too. makes it safer i suppose for the pilot. top banana! where do i sign?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# At least pilots
would be able to learn from their mistakes after crashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Ah! the old "no mum, i'm playing a computer game, no honest, i'm not tossing off" hollow cam e controller
we've got you number sonny jim, your nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha
look at the ugly sad loser!!! lolroflmao l3xx0rxx etc.....

and of course I'm not sad posting messages on a board and talking nonsense with people I've never met, oh no not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Oi
That's me you bastard
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# You are one sad git
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Xbox, PS2 AND Gamecube?
GET OUT MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# 5945 posts in 260 days?
Get out more!

sorry, it's an underdog thing
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I have a great excuse for that
I can simply call all of those posts "work" :-)
arse, need to make something for my 6000th post
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Then
you clearly work too hard ;-)

Work? I remember what that was. I think I used to do it before I discovered b3ta
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# that's nothing
my mate has...
Gamecube
XBox
Game Boy Advance
PS2
Dreamcast
N64
Playstation
Saturn
Megadrive (1 and 2)
Mega CD
Sega 32 X
half a SNES
Gameboy
Master System
and some really old ones as well. Spectrums, BBCs, Commodore etc

And he's a very nice chap. Although we did buy him a pair of rollerblades for his birthday so we could make him go out more.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# half a SNES??
and i notice he doesnt have an original NES. best system ever i say!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# the other half
belongs to me!
being pikey students, we went halves on it, except as he has a few consoles, I look after the SNES.
He did have a NES ages ago (apparently) but it broke and got thrown out by his parents.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
# he should get all the Atari consoles next.
Atari Jaguar, Lynx (1 + 2) etc etc.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# forgot!
he's got a lynx (not sure if it is 1 or 2)
and a sega gamegear with TV tuner!
not got a jaguar though. Can't think why.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# how built up
are your forearms?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
I'm sure he did not mean it :)
(JuggyH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# aw that's not very nice.
he might be a very nice person. and aren't we all a bit sad for staying in and playing games, when we could be outside kicking a ball around?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'm not playing games, sonny
I'm sat at a desk furthering my career to pay my mortgage to those nice people at Nationwide. (in fact I would be furthering my career if it weren't for B3ta, my career is currently on hold. Before crashing and burning in flames an my home being reposessed.)

edit: In fact i have never owned a games console, and don't intend to. Filthy deviant machines that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# do you play games on your pc / mac / thingy?
yeah best do some work. getting reposessed isn't nice. (i'd guess, it hasn't happened) i'm buying a house very soon!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Bah
Why go outside when you can play all those kinda games on your computer? Dont get all sweaty and dirty neither.
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# wht have relationships
when you can play The Sims? :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Exactly!
I've never had a real life relationship, as i dont need one, I have more than enough cybersex with many hot babes from all over the world, I had 8 different ladies last week!. I dont play the Sims anymore though, as the sex wasn't kinky enough for my liking.
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I blame society
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)
# So thats what happened
to the controls of the downed black hawk....
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i
have to admit a little jealousy.. if i'm not greatly mistaken those are the controls for the xbox game steel battalion, which costs £200 as you have to buy the ocntrols with the game... looks liek a fun game too :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)
# funny
how you can spot the 'guitar face' gormless expression from the back!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I think
you need to change your diet
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# is it
an advert?
(_windymiller, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# jeff kept his favourite signs on display...
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# brrr - i want that sign
alot.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# I'd like the
Quack one as a T-Shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# ooh
where did i put that cafepress.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# But I wouldn't buy
from Cafepress.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# .
i could crochet one i spose.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# would you?
I'll have one aswell then ta. Can you bring them to the party? Can you, can you? Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# actually...
thats not a bad idea!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I want
the Brrr sign, it would look great on my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# oh yes
they would be very useful for me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# fantastic
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Just
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# that's woo : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Say what you see, c'mon now what's Mr Chips doing? Buzz in as many times as you like. Remember there's no bell in the ready money round.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Eep
condoms can be scary...

HEERE'S JOHNNY!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Well..
What is it then? I'm crap at these games!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Elvis gave a good answer
And it's right!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Nur
Elivs is an undiscovered genius
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# How bright
is it to die on the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# oh
i get it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# condom ice cream ?
am i rich ?
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# oooh it's good answer
but wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hey
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ho
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)
# let's go
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# to Dover
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# nothing wrong with dover



















nothing right with it either
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
#
/ramones
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# whenever i think of that song now
i think of zorak's version
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Sorry
just trying to remember what I changed my name to
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# What?
Do it!
Heh-heh-heh!
Stop it!

Note to self. Must stop playing Abe games.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# threadwaster :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Better than being a....
erm, well, um.... ok
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# just remembered i had this, its old and i cant remember if i've already posted it...sorry if i already have



(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)
# blimey -
look at the pretty colours. Thingy at the front looks a bitupset.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# re:post... sosoomee
YAY for thundercat headswaps!

(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Extweeemely chucklesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# They all have fabulash legs.
Massive cat thighs.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# quick and crappy

(kebab, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Does the Pope's head ...
.. disappear up that woman's skirt ???

/well deserved
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha
i never noticed that!
(kebab, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Wooo hoo
repost for head-offs
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# S'like that new
David (cunt) Gray video where he wobbles his head so much that it falls off and gets kicked around all over the place until eventually a horse shits on it. I'd've loved to have been the one who pitched that idea to him: "Right David, you know everyone takes the piss out of you for wobbling your head when you sing right..."
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

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