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# crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)
# good god man!
what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# methinks
is jiggly monkey time.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Arrrgh!
ach ye crivens!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)
# kinda reminds me of..


repost..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I remember that.
I liked it then I like it now. WOO
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Pea roast shirley
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)
# heh heh!
great minds....
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I absolutely
love that
(kohoutec, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ahaaaaaaa
wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Are they eating each other?
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)
# quote, un-quote
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)
# la la la la la la.
dammit. you set me off now.

cats. four pounds. la la la la la la.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# did you spot them
the others, the ineffable one is subtle but nonetheless real
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)
# i do now.
clicky biggy? my eyesight isn't what it was you see.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)
# sorry
but thats the only size there is

ps crab on electrix box green thing
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# oh yeah!
hats for clowns
and
chaps in gowns
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)
# la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# la la la la la la la
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
thats quite funny
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)
# la la la la la la laaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)
# today,
I FOUND THE GOLF SALE!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)
# woo
what did you buy?
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)
# i didn't,
but i guess you needed to be on b3ta about seven months ago for it all to make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I don't beleive you
I don't think there is one ... it's all propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i'll post a link in m3ss3ng3r
tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# they're real
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
quality profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)
# My Boredom Compelled Me To Do This...
(Marky-, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I saw a golf sale sign
while walking to the pub on Sunday, and I guffawed.

My friends looked at me oddly.

B3ta has made my friends think I'm weird.

Thanks a lot!
(redlineit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the jungle...
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# ding
dong.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)
# be careful.
do you have these in the UK? They're getting to be a real problem in america.

(kerouac, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# It's worse,
we get polar bears.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# . . . . rover made a small mistake when arming his army...
(elasticanimal, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# ha revenge.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# damn right revenge
trhem kittens need support
(elasticanimal, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# if joel had worked on monkey island 4,
he would have ended up making this.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# or maybe I'm
completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# it's fun
and a lovely distraction zog. but ironically for something on the interweb, the computer ruins it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# ha!
so true.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# are you an american
who understands irony?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# baaa
.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)
# ha ha
that's the bestest response ever, ever, ever
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Shhh.
Less of the stereotyping. Plenty of americans understand irony, but obnoxious jingoists of any nationality never understand irony.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)
# i was giving him the chance to be clever, and say something like
"ironically enough, no"
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)
# actually,
we americans with were thinking of all moving to the southwest and seceding from the union and calling ourselves Amerirons (adj: Amerironic), and the naming the new country Anal is Morris's Head
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)
# A definition of Irony
Like Iron
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hweheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)
# If you mean Joel Veitch
then yes you are probably wrong. it would have been much more surreal.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# they'd all be
spatulas and tins of beans.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# haha
so true
(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I sat and watched
that, waiting for everyone else to start playing! Doh. It's very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# so did i
they should all start playing one after the other
hmph!
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Reminds me more of
the Infinite Wheel stuff. Which is worth checking out if you weren't previously aware of it.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I wasn't
And I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)
# oh god yehehehesss!
thank you thank you thank you!
someone just asked me for that link yesterday and I'd completely forgotten it ! and there are new episodes now I don't even know! (last one I saw was 7)
thank you thank you!
your timing is impeccable, verging on eerie. eery. eerie.
which is the lake?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)
# woo
./
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Ooh
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# thom yorke childrens entertainer
(shorty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# run kids... before he gets out the balloons
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# What is the fascination
with my forbidden closet of mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# is it forbidden by any chance?
(elasticanimal, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Where's
willy?
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# isnt it wally?
(elasticanimal, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)
# rollercoasters
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# That is
Fabulistick!
Had me in tears!

W/Y/H!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
Took me a while, but I'm stupid.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# excellent
stuff! (he's such a cheeky wee bugger, too)
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# what is it
they are actually sposed to b doing
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# nudey photoshoot art type thing.
like i was meant to do on a rollercoaster the other week, but is postponed until end of july.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Can I come?
(and go on the rollercoaster with you, for the filthy-minded amongst our number)
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# i imagine so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Wow! I love rollercoasters,
and I love being naked! YAY! Where is it?
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# at alton towers
on Air after they have shut.

I can give more information when i receive it if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)
# ooooooh ooooh
please do :D
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yippeeee!
nudie b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)
# always a good thing
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Art
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# This
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2974706.stm
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)
# One of them has
a really nasty case of sunburn
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud!
WOO!!! etc
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that's fucking ace.
80k Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] First post...
... and since I have zero 'shop skills be gentle!


Oh...er...Tiger Woods BTW!
(hugh jarce, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# lovely!
welcome aboard!
I like your name :D you seem to have got the measure of this place!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome aboard. And congratulations on not posting a bodily function.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# don't listen to him.
post bodily functions. we need more bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Har!
Welcome to this shop of loons. Nice username.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# ta
very much like. Thankyou all. Its supposed to be Tiger Woods BTW. But I'm sure you all knew that!
(hugh jarce, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Welcome, and that's bloomin' good for a first post
cracking username :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# 2nd
ed
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Hmmthe board
moves kinda quick in here doesn't it. I can't keep up.
(hugh jarce, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Sometimes it moves quickly
there are other times when nothing happens for aaaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)
# you should try it on a Friday afternoon after
the new compo is announced, and people are back at their desks after a pub lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)
# probably a good job that I'm an
insomniac. I'll call in in the wee small hours for some peace and quiet. See if I can't get the place to myself.
(hugh jarce, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Mime Killer


Sorry, couldnt resist
(Palleon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha
if you did that to a mime, would it scream?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# only if
a tree fell on it in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# what is the sound
of one mime falling?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# The same as
one hand clapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
only muted.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# *boom*
shhhh!
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Not if you cut his vocal cords out first
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Going back to the mime thing
I thought mime artists had been outlawed, on penalty of death
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I thought
they were imprisoned in invisible cells
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# anyone here seen
Shakes The Clown?
bobcat goldthwait plays shakes the clown, an alcoholic clown who joins up with his buddies in a bar (in full clown regalia at all times), get drunk and then go to the park to beat up mimes.

very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# was that the one with
Laurence Olivier in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Jerry!
Get out of that box before that bird pecks your eyes out!

/kids in the hall
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Only
on the Discworld
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Discworld ist sehr gut
ja
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# ja
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# dsbodsopkokokokokokok
dslib dkhjbfkhb sf vn svkhvsvbdsbob
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ist es ein buch oder ein film?
alt oder neu?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
#
sajoiahkgdsipksfiH!'pzdg
'gz#l][zs[]]]
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# sorry
Iwas just typing German for comedy effect. I actually know very little. Way less than I should.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# you know more than enough.
no one should know any.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I used to live in Germany
and I know how to count to 20 and how to say yes and no
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# ein buch
Veile buche
(Ellis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# wbudsbiub
gapsnkl;zndgsdinsdihsgpsi087899429bjhfbasbifiu8bn
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Viele Kaninchen
oh yeah german at its best.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Discworld am the best
penalty for a first offence should prevent the possibility of a second offence.

corporal nobby nobbs - disqualified from the human race for pushing

dragons - the only animal suffering from indigestion to which the term blast radius can b applied
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# if only that were true.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# somebody should
point a large fan at them and make them walk against the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# You could shoot them
if you had a silencer.


/Steven Wright
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Gobshitting technicolour monk-turds.
The bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Gobshitting technicolour monk-turds Batman!
Sorry I thought that was funny.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Holy Gobshitting technicolour monk-turds Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# only on b3ta
would that phrase appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# and aren't we all happy
for that fact
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hee hee
i just read your profile.
"poona" sounds really dirty.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# That's might be
a contributing factor to why they changed it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# shit yeah!
I forgot the "holy" I'm gonna go somewhere quiet and kill myself.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# i would love to
stamp on the foot of a mime to see if they screamed in pain. or something similar that may provoke an audible outburst
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# When i went to Germany.
there was human statue. he was dressed like a pharoah or something. but he was in a suit which was basically like a straight jacket (he couldnt move his arms basically. He was standing on abox. It was soooooooooooo tempting to push him off. But I refrained. I made up for this lack of entertainer beating by playing a guy who dressed up as arabbit for money's head lke the bongos.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# no thanks
im alright for now
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# i'll save the lube
for later then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Just let me get my gun....

alwyas said he was a little tit
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# mad
honestly, you are.


are tits gay?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# depends
whose tits they are
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# What about a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Eddie Izzard?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# he's two lesbians trapped in a mans body
iirc
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nope
he's just the one.

also Action Transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# thought he was an
executive transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# he's both
but he's the running, jumping, climbing trees, putting make-up on while you're up there kind of transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# 'did i leave the gas on?
'no! I'm a fucking squirrel!'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# indeed.
squirrels must get to do it doggy fashion... they're not too expensive in supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# executive transvestite
aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# I've
snogged him : )

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# you lucky,
lucky woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Poor you
did you have to have LRT?

lip replacement therapy
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# That's why I mentioned him...
I like to give you an oportunity to brag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# if that is true
then i am gonna stand here in shock and awe.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# tis very true
it was my 20th birthday, my hubby (who wasn't my hubby at the time) took me to see him in Kirkaldy and he was signing autographs at the end, and when he heard it was my birthday, he leaned across the table and gave me a slow, lingering kiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# half a lesbian
trapped in the body of several women combined
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# "Several women combined"
Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# always nice
to talk to a bloke who appreciates the merits of extra curviness : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# very true
someone like me should know that...

/bugger

//whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i'm sure i read somewhere...
the approximately 64% of all bluetits are gay*... wierd




probably wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that made
me larf again
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Cliff + Tit = Clit
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# a very
valid point sir! : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# no,
it equals clifftit. are you one of reverend dan's students?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Maybe it's a tiff?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1363613
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# *for good luck, stamp on the fucker eight times
before feeding him to your dog/cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I have a dog/cat actually.
Stalks itself all day.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# *sob*
/bangs head on desk
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# which
head?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# both.
i'm naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
#
and wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# erk!
and on that note, I'm off for the evening. first a cold shower and then putting the baby to bed.

night night all, I'm off to scrub the insides of my eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# goooood niiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Sweet dreams
lovely snakey lady
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Cheers then...
if you say 'cheers then' fast it sounds a bit like 'jism'...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# haha
and banging it on the desk??
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# i'm
agile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# doesn't it
start to hurt though?/
or alternative answer: everyone says that you're so fragile
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# my dog need not be punished...
poor thing'd be chucking up for weeks after eating that little turd
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I couldn't find it in the spazz
but probably pottery owl. It's got kittens in ferchrissake!

Clay Kitten Shooting

(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# that
truly is a marvellous thing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# newsletter i think
but a good game nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# deffo a good game
but a touch unplayable using my nipple
mouse
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# use your fingers
till you get the hang of it
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# *licks his fingers*
btw... did you get anywhere with that C top client?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# It's read-only at the moment.
but looking like it'll be good. I need to make it a legal shell so that it can be set up to runn immediately on certain acounts sshing in.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# cool
i'd be interested in a copy as i'm trying to cut down on visible net abuse from work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)
# its amazing thats in the newsleter
been glasscocked and the person who made is a b3ta member
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Better out than in?
18k of yuk
who knows why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# hahahah lovely!
can anyone help? I'm writing reports for the first time ever and i've run out of ways to tell parents their kids are shite, without being too nasty about it....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# just say the
same thing over and over - it's not as if they're going to be be comparing them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# has a problem with authority
pays little attension in class
very enthusiatic about non productive things


you could always ask what people got in their school reports.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# can't spell
attention ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# can, just can't type to save myself.
typing of the dead is eivl
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# in that case
your fingers can't spell : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# its dyspraxia not dyslexia
apparently· zero hand eye coordination.

that or i'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i might have that.
i have spacky co-ordination. a keyboard is about the only thing that i can work properly. even corridors are a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i get left/right mixed up all the time.
it was fun when i was learning to drive
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# do you have to stick your hands up in the air and see which one makes an L shape with the thumb and index finger?
it's probably just as well they won't let me drive yet.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# That's why
my driving instructor user to say 'up for right' and 'down for left'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# yeah my little brother has it
in a mild form, it just means his handwriting is terrible and he used to stutter quite badly.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# actually,
i have lovely, but apparently girly handwriting. and i don't stutter. so maybe i don't have it. hooray! i'm cured!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# could try harder
is always good

I got that a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I used to get
"Vikki would get on a lot better if she concentrated more on her own work and let other people get on with theirs"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i used to get "plays well with others"
fnarr fnarrr

my brother once got "poor glue control" and we've never let him forget it.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# will not sit still, will not shut up
on my first day of school i got my head stuck in the railings
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# haha
my brother got tied to the railings by his mittens once, and that's making me laugh uncontrollably a whole 10 years later.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I don't know your brother
but let him know that my laughing at that story woke my baby up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be glad
or at least laugh as well...
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# heh
I read all of that as if it was what the teacher wrote on your report
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that made me giggle
to an absolutely ridiculous extent :)
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I used to get
Has a lot of potential if only she would speak up in class
I was a swot but a bit shy
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# yay!
that's my report too!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I once got
a smiley face and nothing else. Now that's just not even trying to be creative.
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I once had;
can you see the lines?
WELL WRITE ON THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# just write...
"little cunt, would love to stangle him... dan" - that'll go down a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# hmm...
he needs to put effort into improving suchg and such?
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# 'Your child is a fucking moron,
why don't you try talking to him, i think you may be neglecting him, you fucking pricks.'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# that's probably a bit too close
to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# they will aprove
of your honesty.

Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Lacks effort but makes up for it with juberance
is the center of attention in class, but this sometimes affects his work
is retarded
needs beating on a regular basis to maintain concentration
has potential that s/he hasnt tapped into yet
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# that's all gold
but what's juberance? it's a lovely word...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i think
it means being loud and funny
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# exuberance?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# proberbly
i kinda made it up to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I think it needs to be preserved.
juberance - jubilant exuberance

(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# You mean
exuberance?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# "Little Jimmy
is a fucknugget who couldn't find a bager in a crisp factory ... he really should read the FAQ"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# get a big book
of words that mean the same as other words...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Thesaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# no it's just the way my trousers hang
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Ukraine?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# anything you like.
he can't hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# no, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# No I've just something in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# no
it's just frost in my 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I don't think so
she was looking the other way...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I knew someone
who made acrostics down the side of the report so every 2nd or 3rd letter in each line spelled out what she actually thought of the kid. There were some lovely ones (genius) and some less lovely (wanker). She was class.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# hehehehehheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin ritalin
works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# The word "malignant" made my folks sit up and
take notice when I was 13
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# I usually write
"you've done a great job of handling a difficult topic, but...." on students' papers that are, erm, less than brilliant
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# love you
too!!!


/lucky bastard (you that is)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# he-heh
I'm sure we will revert to our old names soon, it's just the easiest way to make an announcement, without having to actually make an announcement.
</smug>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# am i the only one who noticed?
not now
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Am I just incredibly dense?
I don't understand it...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# It depends if you know what a dangleberry is
also known as clag-nuts, winnets, klingons and I am sure other people can come up with many more than my innocent mind can conjur up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# oh!
I understand now, thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I think someone has managed to piss off John Prescott again.........
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha!
YES.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# lol
rather woo is that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# reminds me of something i made a little earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# that reminds me of something
I made a week or so ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# makes me giggle
like the schoolgirl i was.... *eye shift*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I am so ashamed
that I think that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# woo!
you're obsessed :P
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# only
in the breast of ways....
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# i
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# you're just
not fussy though : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# i guess not.
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# hey
all that does is increase your chances, so it's not a bad thing : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# excellent,
i managed to press the stop button exaclt on frame 6 :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# reminds me of
my old IT teacher
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# heh
"You won't focking like me when i'm focking angry, ya BASTADD!"
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# ha!
v good!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Good news!
I don't have to return my library books
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Jesus
50% I better go have sex straight away. With as many people as I can manage. The end draws near.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Oh hell.
Now all the Jehovah's Witnesses are going to be walking 'round with "I told you so" T-Shirts.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# The world will fall into anarchy
no problem. No police, we can just shoot them.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah,
anarchy would at least be more efficient than living in a beaurocracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# bureaucracy
phew that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# why,
only one hundred and forty-four of them are ever going to heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Eww
Gross.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# turns out
that envelope, is in my missus's top drawer at work.... fookin' marvellous

I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# aaah you bugger.
i'll have to send the boys round.
(I know where you live. FACT)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I know....
but the bus fair exceeds the debt...
don't worry, i'm sorting it out.
It's only cos I spazzed back to this morning, that i noticed you didn't have it...

My 7 year old managed to lose over £200 today...

just do a search on cuttlefish
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# weird..
my daughter just asked how you spelt 'welsh'
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# £200?
I hope you smacked his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# her arse...
but no, i wouldn't.
she didn't realise that things defrosted, when the freezer is left open.
Generally, i try to be a nice dad.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# i read that
but then i remembered this and decided to ignore yahoo news
(Just Blue, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# thats true
Saddam Sucks C*ck. That was the films name.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# haaaaa
quite the gayporn maker are we Saddam?!
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# aha
and I don't have to pay the leccy! *does the happy dance*
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# fooooookin 'ell
i had better make a "things to do before the apocolipse" list, infact that'd be a good idea for a photoshop, yet alas, i haven't got that blasted program
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I'll start it for ya then
LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE APOCALYPE

1. Get hold of photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Fucking Traitor
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# um, he
doesn't want to leave. he's being made to. how does that make him a traitor?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# cos he's camp
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# 110%
All premiership footballers are camp and/or foreign.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# ....
it was aimed at alex furgeson...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# football
manager making a football decision. seems fair enough to me. i stiil don't believe we'll be seeing beckham in a barcelona shirt though.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Who cares?
Beckham's popularity will go down, as will Man Utds. And I shall laugh.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# /repost
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# mummy
make the bad man go away
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# 'the pointy kitty
took my key'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# ha
I saw that too.
"He's going to smell like hot dogs."
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# 'I tastes of burning'


..oh no, that was a different one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# "go bannana!"
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# "I ate my Wookie"


(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I bent my wookie
I beg to differ
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# it's football.
it's just football.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# ...
thats what they all say
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# es ist fussbal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# es futbol,
solomente futbol.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# thus proving
Frank's comment incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# yeah
think of all the money that will be lost from our economy, considering how he and his missus spend
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# um
is there something funny about that picture?
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# no...
just general world issues. i find 80% of the stuff i see on b3ta not funny. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# big of a monger im afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# subtle, yet woo
madman
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# why thank you oh pink one : )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Reminds me of...
Black Hole Sun
(T3S-DoDo, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# van goth


probably been done and yes, americans wont get it.

its only a quicky anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# haha
nice work!
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Americans have goths!
dont they?
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# yes
i got it!
it's quite woo as well.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Yep,
but very few of them look like Pierrot.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
i wish i understood.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# look here
images.google.com/images?q=Pierrot&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# why wont they?
goth meaning gothic aka gothical is a global thing
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# what
as in "denoting, relating to, or resembling the stle of architecture that was used in W Europe from the 12th to 16th centuries, characterized by the lancet arch, ribbet vault and the flying buttress" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Considering some of the dresses and corsets I've seen
that's quite appropriate.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# heheh
'parrently "gothic" was originally a term of architectural insult, meaning barbaric
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Hey now...
I'm american, and i got it. you werr going to get a woo, but now you're not, so there!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# yeah but
you guys pronounce it "van go" innit?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooo...
sigh...you're just prejudiced, now arent you?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Ah true
Van GO GO GO
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hmm...
I've never pronounced it that way...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Go go
Power Rangers!
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that's
how Murray Walker would say it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Heh. I expected the second line of your post
to be "Hey now now"
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# im wooing it
regardless, i think i might also throw in an extra yay as well
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# heeheeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Reminds me of a guy I knew at university
Nice chap, just a little weird. This was how he normally went about his business.



Dunno who the girl is though, these were just some pictures I scanned recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# mmmmmmm
he nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# nice?
he's a fucking MIME!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# yeah
but he has stunning features

I happen to find feminine blokes attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Actually he wasn't doing it to look like a mime ...
or in fact anything particular. He just did it.

Oddly he was one of the more right wing people I knew at uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# the last one was me
walking into a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# fetch me
my mime gun!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# if you want to shoot a mime
do you have to use a silencer?

and it seemed to work for him; she's a honey!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# did he really
go round like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Yes, all the time.
Must have either had the most resiliant skin ever or a lot of spots to hide :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# fairy muff

(Ellis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i would
(the girl)
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Um, I'm American
and I get it.

We're not all stupid, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# i wasnt saying you were
stupid, i merely thought you pronounced it "van go"
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# look everybody,
it's rob geldof:

(cece, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# is that what rob looks like??
blimeh.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# That's a good blimeh right?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# errrrm...
...
...
..
.
is rob about?
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Why? Do you fancy him?
Do ya? Do ya?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# no!
no no no, and no. i just didn't want to say 'no' if he was gonna read it. he might cry.
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# arf rob looks like hes burping
tehehehee
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# very
swarthy.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# huh?
edit- i get it now
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)

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