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# This is what Matt REALLY looks like
Okey, the last one was TOO BIG and I had painted him green. But this is his face. Honest.
(joesinc, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# oh yeah
I know him.

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# he's my mum
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# these
are really funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# The girl on the right
is finding the whole thing paricularly hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I
would
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that's because she hasn't met us the 'Twin Gods of Love'
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Thats us
"Eros and Erosser".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Ooh, that reminds me.
I want to suggest "Make Cancer Funny" as a challenge entry. Yes, I know it's done on Friday, but I just thought I'd say it now in case I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# "How to catch AIDS and influence people"
is my suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# "Rape"
is my suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# "flame b3ta.com/board"
is my suggestion.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# "Paedophilia, is it really all bad?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# "adolf was right"
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Arable farming has a lot of potential for humour.
It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# "photoshop some gravel"
I can't wait...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# "Funny Paint"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# "nicest shades of grey"
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# arf...
hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# ain't he
beautiful? :)
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# you
would be much better keeping these on your hard drive and showing them to him , shopped pics of your friends rarely amuse total strangers and they don't come stranger than on here
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# He does appear to have
a picture of a Roland TB 303 on his shirt
which makes him officially cool

EDIT Other than that you're correct in every way
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# if
you say so , i've got one with The Clangers on , what does that make me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Clothed
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I
knew it !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# it's funny
because his head is a weird shape.

boab, make a note of this post for your interview.
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# good snowboarding game
much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Nice game
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Darlins
I need to draw a jet of water.

Anyone got tips, or any Tattyshop brushes to do the trick with?
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# try
taking a picture as you pee.
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ha ha!
That'll do the trick everytime (?)
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# google
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# try drawing a threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i havent used my guide to threadwasting in yonks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# oi!
... I`m still logged on!



;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
that is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# everytime
still funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# aww just
for that, I might let you off with one of your threadwaste posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# that is
a good thing (not using it, i mean)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# FFS
go to w1k.com for tutorials.
Or google photshop tutorials.

my suggestion:
Use spray can with differing levels of transparency and feathering.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ooer Razor!
Perhaps you should give online lessons babe
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# haha
When it comes to 'spray' effects I should perhaps steer clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# you get your digital camera
and i'll spit on the lens.
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i say
cut a spray of water from another pic and paste it on
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i say yes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Done
Piccy coming soon
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Is that Dr Phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# ok
my monitor is now covered in water.

can you imagine Dr.P-K EVER putting her hands anywhere near a bum sink?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I can now.
Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# ...
and think very carefully about your response...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Bum sink
Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# that's what they are
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# hang on...
what`s that brown line on her upper lip???
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I
would :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# hmmm ponder ponder
(LazyBastard, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# AAArrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
(twisted sorry mummy they made me do it, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I caught SARS on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# have you let it go yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# *splutter*
you got it now.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# damn
if you'd have given it to me a week ago, I would have snuck into Glastonbury and cleansed the world from the great unwashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# show them some soap
works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# does
anyone remember a movie were all the lights on a building made a big skull? I have childhood memories but i'm not sure if it was real.
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# was it
an episode of Monkey Magic?


"Yaaaaa!!!! tatatatata!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# yeah, there were plenty of high rise tower blocks in that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# phew
I`m glad somebody else saw them!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# nope
PIGSEEEEEEEEEiiiieeee

it was american i think, also did anyone ever watch slugs? Italian actors being dubbed into english by spanairds i seem to remember.

cewl
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# < there a site
where a group do that in office block all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# There was a strip in... I don't know, 2000AD or something years ago
with an evil computerised bulding that killed people, and it lit up in the shape of a skull. Philip Kerr nicked (IMHO legal types) the plot for his awful novel Gridiron.

Afternoon BTW...

Edit: Anyone see that thing last year where some guy hooked up a games consol to the lighting controls of a skyscraper and played Tetris with it?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# took a minute
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# .
thankyou.......
(twisted sorry mummy they made me do it, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i can sort of see the fear in there
[EDIT] AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS IN THE WINDOW TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# hmmmm
Am I actually looking at something interesting here???
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# no just the tired
dull meme
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# cripes
that's like where's wally, with added terror.
w.y.h
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Aaargh!
Jump! Jump you fools!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# heheh
A bit subtle.... is that the thing off The Streets` home page? where you make the little Mike Skinner (the wanker wot "sings") go up and down the floors?

Em.

Original Rot Material - a tribute

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# kinnell!
not what i was expecting :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Ahhhh
took me ages to spot
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Not-so-great movie sequels #2 Jurrassic park 4

Its a bit bigger than regulation, so to avoid risking slowing down peoples computers, heres a linky to it!

Link-ho!

(KFR42, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# not clicked it yet
but you could put Jurrasic Park 2 in there too

absolute pile of horse shit
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# That was great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# haha
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# that rocks
my man-socks
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# yes..
gooood
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# thats so wonderfully wonderful!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I saw it

but I couldn't make head-nor-tail of it.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Dusty Bin
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# haha
tres bien mes amis.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Hurrah
that is great
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# brilliant film
brilliant 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# thanks everyone
i take it noone else could work out those "clues".
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Test Drive ?
(Sypher_5, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# HAHBAHAHAHAHA
oops, typo but fits so ill leave it

thats so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# *zip!*
woohoo!

*zip!*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# that is
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# lovely done
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# that is
just plain weird
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Ahem


/veryoldreposteroone
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Daughter Of An Evil Dictator
Tanks Daddy!
Click to big-it
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Heheheh
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# whats the best 'free up your ram' software you can get
thats freeware?
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# a reboot?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Tea and scones
?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Up your RAM!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# ram it up
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# ram up your life!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# RAM up your daughter!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# bring your RAM to the slaughter!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# RAM a lam a ding dong.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Touch my RAM
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Feel the girth of my RAM!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Is that a song?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# We were
doing songs?...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Do you have a male sheep
that's locked up or something?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i am from
shetland
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# There you see
all the answers we need
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# what are we
your ram it up bitches?

silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# its called
'free up your ram' by the freeware company
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
#
www.freeware.com/freeupyourram
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# this is a lie
i believe
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# First you ask questions
and then suggest we lie?

You young chaps these days....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# True, but it's probably the closest thing you'll get
to a real answer.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# you
guys!
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I have RAMidle from when it was free
do you want me to mail it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# yes
thanks

can we pm on b3ta?
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# private message



no
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# personal
message
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# jesus
you truly are the queen of "cyber"!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# That would be naughty
and rude.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Right up the RAM!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# try
here

sorry. \bastard
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# here
www.freeramitupyourarsesoftwear.com
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
#
www.Trynottobeasuckerbyclickingobviousfakelinks.com
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# fdisk
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I used to use memturbo pro
but I don't since my boss wiped my PC, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# How kind
Did you run out of kleenex?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no he's a twunt who thinks he
knows alot more about how RAID arrays work, than in practice he does
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# This is what Matt ACTUALLY looks like

Honest...
(joesinc, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Shit,
it ginormopus!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# that's what
she said
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# no i don't
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# not arf gay enough....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# yes you do
and you know it...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Christ on a segway
thats fucking massive.

and i'm on broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# haha!
christ on a segway
*best expression ever*
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Christ on a Segway!
That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# that's enormous
poor dial uppers
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Bigger!!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hmmmmm
bit big
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# sweet christmas
that's huuuge
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# bigger
bigger

bigger

bigger

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# flippin' 'eck!
is he really that big?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# OKAY I made it smaller now
You guys don't give me much time to check what I did.

Happy now?
(joesinc, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# use preview
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# HINT:
THAT'S WHAT THE PREVIEW BUTTON IS FOR
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i haven't met 5.e but i'll tell him that
and i said it was wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i'll never understand some people
...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i have my essex/italian charm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I love you both
I don't want to fight with anyone. Except 0ogy. And Baaa.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# fair does
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# great name for a band
0ogy & Baaa
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# oh, please, no!
I couldn't cope with trolls collaborating
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Trollaborating.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yay
one person is enough to keep me mashing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# *mwah*
never stop sweetheart.

btw, Dog wants you as best man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# how splendid
i'll get him the finest of strippers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# just as long as
her norks aren't as nice as mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Did you fashion that...
...from your own jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I dont think so...
He would have only managed to get half of the S that way :p
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# how
true
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# those are my initials!
Outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# i'm bigger than you
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'm not sure if you are
but you'd be a fat bastard if you were
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i am
6'4" 280lbs-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# In that case
Outside!
*locks the door behind him*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'm always impressed by real world shopping
but let it go - he does original stuff, which is kind of what the sites for, and doesn't deliberately offend like baaa...
If you don't like someone's work, say nowt, if you don't like their attitude, ignore 'em.

/sacrelige - tis only a website, nowt personal!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Most Buses Jumped by a Chimp

www.b3ta.com/board/1554115
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Woo!
Also, www.b3ta.com/motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# haha
nice finish :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# fantastic!
mail me some hummus too, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# that's
a good skid at the end there. A thumbs-ups would have been cool too.
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Why are two and a half of those buses green?
Woo, btw
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# shh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# that's just class
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# .
GO FONZ GO!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# my first ever post! yay!


she used her evil laser eyes to push the red button....obviously a bad mistake
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# yes
I love it! More please!

She`s a funny looking bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# welcome
kitten...pull up.... gourd....blahj blah


hi woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha !
welcome n00b :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
wunnerfull!

welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# class!
woo and welcome!
that username won't last you long though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you should
never use your laser eyes if you're not prepared to "face" the consequences =)

EDIT: Oh, and welcome =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful :)

welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# < welcome to
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# top pic!
not seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# haha
that's ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# that's both
brill and skill
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# welcome
is that you in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# her lazer eyes remind me of Superman II
and this superb website:

www.generalzod.net
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ello there
and welcome
(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i like doing football jokes
because i know so few of you wll get them.

yay for élitism!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# is it
Christian Ziege?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Robbie
Keane?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Jamie Redknapp?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# he`s scum
since he left The Pool

walk on... walkkkkkk on....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# yay
the pool !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# yay
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# well, I mean
if you just happened to start getting tickets for matches, I`m sure I could be persuaded to make my way up to that there North West to attend

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# if
I did you could be sure I wouldn't be giving them away !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Tedward
Sheringham?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# he dont play for spurs no more
: (
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# slap it up me
for not reading the sport during the summer :-(

roll on the new season!

Liv-errr-poooool! Liiiii-vverrrr-pooooool!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# terry
fennic
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# haha !
didn't he used to knock his missus about?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Im a Spurs fan
and i dont even get that
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# shame
on you then
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Aah
I've been looking for the other one. Got my members stuff through the post today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# terry
fennec.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I
got it
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# is that dean austin's body?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Is it
Ruel Fox?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# nah
clearly Sol Campbell or Ledley King
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# football quiz
name me 3 footballers with spider connections...?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# erm...
*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Neil Webb
would be one of em...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Neil Webb.
Marc Vivien Foe's wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# & Paul Ince
(wincey spider)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# you Bastard!
this is from the sick joke about foe's wife (black widow) isn't it?

You're going straight to hell sonny
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# ok, bitch.
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I say I say I say
I've just been contacted by some chap at the BBC asking for my top 10 tips on how to make people laugh. I've heard you chaps are amusing. Gwan, give us a tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Tickle
them.

Edit: Or show them a willy.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# No offence, Boab,
but why have the BBC asked you this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Who knew
old scottish men were the fount of all comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# they found my all info about comedy site - that's all.
plus of course I am an authority on all things comedic. If it doesn't make me laugh - it's not funny. That's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# tickle them with your willy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# tickle their willy with your willy
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# nb.
this does not work with women.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Nor is it
funny.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Oh it is.
Have you seen his willy? It's shaped like an amusing vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
#
Cut a whole in your pocket and put your hand through your fly and shake hands with them.
(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Stick your cock in their
ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Hang on.
*drops trousers*

Ta daaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# whats that?
looks like a penis... only smaller...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# funny,
that`s exactly what I said to your ma last night
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# blimey
a necrophiliac.

Who likes fat birds to...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I
like `em to be built for comfort, not for speed


"Yeeeeeeee-hhhaaaaawwwwwww!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# yes
ta

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# awww...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# *shove*
*snigger*

[edit] do a helicoptor imression with your willy
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# or open your flies...
pull yer wotsit out, turn your pockets inside out and shout

WOOLLY MAMMOTH
(works for me)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Wooly mammoth with thalidomide
more like
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I can see
how you earned your name.

I thought *I* was bad.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# show them your face
works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# dawn
syndrome makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# you are sick
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# down syndrome anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# he's
on about Dawn Syndrome the b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# she is very funny
but I reckon Derek sounds like the natural comedian
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# or Sue Drawbridge
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# sue pollard
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I don't trust Derek
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# he has
undescended testicles
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# rape their kids then blame it on their spouse/lover
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# shove it up yer arse
that usually makes me larf
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# the Stick joke
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# No no no no no
But I still laugh every time.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# or...
the cheese joke.

No one ever gets it first time round.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Cheese Joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# q) what kind of cheese does not belong to you?
a) Nacho Cheese.

The fish joke is better though :
q) What do you call a fish with no eyes....

a) Fsh.

/edit PLEASE do not make me explain it. They are not funny in the first place.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# try saying it in a
mr t voice
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# okaaaay....
nacho = not yo'

Fish with no 'i's = fsh.
*grabs coat*
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# what about
this?

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# that's funny but
it's lacking the word wank
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# *runs across image naked*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# give them a copy of this
The BBC should love it


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# tell them a joke
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Get naked
or threaten their family till they do it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Make them watch
Monty Python
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# do the same thing
again and again and again and again and again and again and again
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# haha
Touche.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# tell them to
searc for "weapons of mass destruction" on google and then hit "i'm feeling lucky" it's hilarious
Especially when there were 10 emails exhorting me to do just that this morning. I pissed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# you truly are a master of comedy
*bows*

*cough* mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# never seen that
and only yesterday someone told me of a similar thing execpt you put in French Military Victories
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Nitrous oxide.
(seriously, though? Make the punchline come completely out of the blue - the joke should be completely unexpected to work.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I started to try to think of something helpful to say
then remembered I'm rarely all that funny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# ooh ooh...
this one worked for me: find a copy of the vietnam war photo of the kids running from a napalm attack. photoshop out the soldiers and photoshop the fear in the background, so it looks like they're running from it.

works every time, i tell ya.
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Well apparently, if you type WOMD into Google....
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# you get diagrams of pregnant ladies
unless that was just a typo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
#
pull my finger...
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
that still gets a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# ..
1 Channel 5
2 Channel 4
3 ITV
4 ITV2
5 Sky
6 QVC
7 E4
8 CNN
9 FTN
10 UK Living
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# alex horne is doing a show at edinburgh this year
called "making fish laugh". i saw a preview of it, it's all about the ten things that make babies laugh. it's very good.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# top hats,
maybe a pipe too.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# First post
I've lurked for ages but not posted cos I'm a scaredy cat!



what a way to start... by posting a picture that didn't work for ages :(
(jonfish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# you've lurked for 5 minutes
lurking was much longer in the old days. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# i lurked for 8 months
87.5% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# So you really lurked for 7 months
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# yup
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Maybe he lurked without registering.
You didn't think of that, did you fucko?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i did
but chose to chance my arm anyway
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# thats MR fucko to you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# MR?
Does that stand for Major Retard?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# You're very angry today
Are you all right?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i thought that
but then again i've insulted so many people over the years it's hard to keep track ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# you were lucky
in my day we lived in cardboard box in middle of t'road
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# erm... arn't you newer
than him?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# thebear
is older than time
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# And yet still younger
than Fat Boab.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# nope fatboab is younger than me
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# we used to dream of a cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# ello there
i get a collage... but welcome anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# bugger
quickly consulting FAQ to work out why image not working...
(jonfish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# no src="" in your img tag
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# the faq is your friend
as is the edit button



edit: woo! it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Blimeh!
That's a very nice first post, mind. Welcome, pull up a kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
Good piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yay!
it's lovely though :)

welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Thanks
I wont tell how long it took...
(jonfish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I bet you
WILL!

go on.. tenner.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# OK, for a tenner...
It took me just over 2 hours!

But I'm still getting to grips with photoshop via online tutorial-thingy.
(jonfish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I played that this morning!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Koits supposed to
be a doing a backing track of that for me to add my dulcit tones to.

Its a cracking song.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# it's on the comedy
disc I'm making for you
as is a few bonzo songs like "hunting tigers out in India"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Yay!
I look forward to hearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I love the Bonzos they are great
Hello Mable, and Big Shot are my personal faves
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# the
bonzo dog band are great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I used to know
one of their sons...

erm...that's a bit tenuous isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I'm still waiting on that with anticipation.
Big woo Mr monkeon btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Me too,
I've been practising and EVreethin'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahah
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# You have
swooned my macaroons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# if you were judge
then maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# If I were a carpenter, and you were my lady.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Hands down
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yes
very good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# they
deliver giant eggs now too?
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# oh
yes!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Stupendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Monkeon. You are a fucking genius. PLEASE write to channel4 and get a TV show. You really do deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# A knighthood
for this man!
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# That was
number one when i was born. eek!
([]DOo []DOo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# The Sick Truth About Pillows

AND I SLEEP ON ONE OF THOSE EVERY NIGHT YEOUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)
# ooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# theres no cushion helicopter!
it's woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Arf
The pillow-head shark!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yay
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# woo
yay! =) that's fucking great =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# woo!
but




conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)

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