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This is a link post The final word on William Shatner's singing voice
By the late, great DeForrest Kelley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Fantastic! What was this from?

PS. What happened to your grinning dog?
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A convention vid according to the uploader.
Grinning dog? I uploaded it and it said it was uploaded today so I aborted it.... I bet this is a glitch caused by my shitarse ISP connection, if it's not GC I'll stick it back on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Still fab!
Ah I see. Haven't really been doing that much spazzing these last few days. I wonder if the woman realised that the dog wasn't grinning but preparing to bite her face off?
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid hacker
IRC log of a conversation between a leet hacksaw and his potential victim. The eedjit doesn't even know what the localhost IP address is.

Yes, it's old, but I'd never bothered to read through all of it in its entirety before, and I'm glad I did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Its all just a little bit of history repeating
but it is an amusing tale...
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off back to /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hehe
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
This is very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post although innacurate
as there are 16581374 other places exactly like 127.0.0.1

I always thought allocating that much address space to the loopback interface was a shocking waste
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 127.0.0.1 is where the heart is
... and you can't argue that one.

:D

/edit: Christ, I now have 'Blue Savannah' by Erasure in my head.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
that'll learn you
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I was sifting through Bash the other day
and this made me 'pffft' coffee all over my keyboard:

www.bash.org/?826428

Actually, your link reminds me of one on Somethingawful...

www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-violent.php
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i've never seen that before
very very funny
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post James Earl Jones recites the alphabet
Ronseal.

Now who is going to remix this into a certain two Ronnies sketch?
(raerth_, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely fascinating
JEJ has a voice that could almost make me change buses.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper archive gold.
I love this type of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Voice talent
He could read the alphabet and make it intere.... oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I M. R U?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its cool
but you know that he was going 'what's my motivation?' before the camera was on
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm curious about what he does at the end of this clip:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G5NdmOCe0Z4

Either he's sneezing or he's pounced on a small animal.
 (Cap'n, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post how strange
and slightly scary. no idea!
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post The Final Boy - Horror Short Directed by Nick Gillespie I made this!
Now I know it's frowned upon to pearoast, but hear me out. I think that this was a little overlooked the first time it was posted on here.

I ticked the "I made this!" as I get special thanks in the credits (whore).
(Jimmy Jangle, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this before!
I thought it was extremely gorgeous looking. Think the kid should have more scariness though.
 (Cap'n, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:13, Reply)
This is a link post Rave. Cat. Rave. Cat
Says it all really ^_^
(vortex2k7 ^____^, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You know,
I'm not convinced that cat is raving at all
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post me neither
no big fish little fish cardbox box or nothing.
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post it's clearly
kicking back in the chillout room, clinging to the edge of a K-Hole

Or some other explanation.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You lot are so...
narrow minded :P
 (vortex2k7 ^____^, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post The Shopping Song
A lovely song and animated video designed to teach kids about shops. Begins thusly: "Where's Mr Penguin? He's in the toy store. What's he doing? He's riding a skateboard". Also, according to it's authors, there's a joke in the chorus.

note: Drugs/alcohol may enhance your enjoyment of this video.
(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's Mr Sausage?
Hiding in the back alley.
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post baaaaank
not taaaaaaank!! wtf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post Tattoo gay people, priest writes
Hahaha! Just like tatooing the Jews in the camps...this priest wants health warnings on gay people!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I lol'd at this
Mr Mullen said: "I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. "
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post LARRY Mullen?
Out of U2?
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Sodomy can seriously damage your health
but then so can wanking with a chainsaw
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post well I suppose it vibrates

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs a warning on his arse
Circular belief systems can seriously damage your life.
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "the militant preaching of homosexuality."
Bummer conversion attack run!

FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I can count on the fingers of one foot
the amount of times someone has pressured me into becoming gay
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but you've had that weird transplant I saw on BBC4.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post Growing Boy
Worth a giggle. Parents suffer growing pains.
(HoodieM, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i didn't get this
am i bad?
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus!
How fucking tall is that kid?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this amused me...
it was wierd..hear it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post darts
I am addicted to this. Help.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP IT
JUST STOP IT
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Its good
But annoying they don't explain the rules
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ANARCHODARTS

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post what the rules in the grey box below the game?
seems quite nice but sofa does not equal good mouse mat.
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Pure genious.
Pure genious.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha that is good
it got my brother & Arnie first time :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I got Postman Pat
I didn't expect that
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He got Boris Johsnon
but couldnt get Bilbo Baggins
 (PieEater, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Crouch.
Bang on
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldnt get Alfrewd Peirpoint
I WIN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that's good

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
he got Roman Abramovich! Impressed
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Kippy Ben Kipod?
I was thinking of Bungle.

*Edit* And didn't get Peter Sutcliffe either, came up with James Bond.

*Edit #2* And for Rob it came up with Sergey Zverev.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 20Q
I beat it, didn't know Dennis Hopper!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post wha?
It got Winnie the Pooh but not Bianca Jackson
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't get Suzie Dent off Countdown
but then I was probably feeding it rubbish answers.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It couldn't get
Aggripina

EDIT: But it did get Jane Austen :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It came up with Margeret Thatcher
When I was thinking of Tony Benn.....Way off!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's your wank fucked ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the special cream
and tissues ready as well.....

'ning!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Keyser Söze
came up as Verbal Kint
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The Stig
Came up as "Big Brother TV Show"
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Columbo
Came up as "Earl from My Name is Earl"
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
It got "Dexter Morgan"...
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I was going to try him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fresh in my mind with the new season
just out!

It just got "Russell Brand" no messing as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt get Sephiroth from FF7
result

EDIT: no wait it got it after 45 questions, cock
EDIT,EDIT: it didn't get Adrian Balboa, result :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell that's good

(Giglamesh, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is only going to get more accurate!
Harvesting more and more Boolean fingerprints of all humanity.
Until, on August 29 1997, the system becomes self-aware.
Within hours, strategic nuclear warheads are launched at all characters with superpowers or that fight with a sword.
Skynet/Akinator takes over the world and strives to wipe out the human race.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
It got Sarah Connor

But not John Connor Yay! The world is safe :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
it got john connor for me

it depends which questions it matches
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good but it's not right
Failed to get:
Howard from the Halifax, or
Russell Howard
 (Conditional Identity If you need any help........, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell?
He managed to get Admiral Ackbar when the questions he asked were extremely vague.
 (Vikingheadache, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this is witchcraft i tell you!!!
WITCHCRAFT!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Louis Theroux
and my jaw dropped!!!!!!! But then Carol Vorderman came out as Jade Goody! Roffles!!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Couldn't get Mike Neville after about 20 questions. useless.

:)
 (sarahahahah, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Gave me Aphex Twin
instead of Rob Manuel...

I spose they could be mistaken for eachother in a dark alley...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What in the holy fuck!?
kill it with fire then stabbings!

T'was Aphex Twin - correct.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought: General Sir Michael Jackson
It thought: Alice Schwarzer???

I don't even know who she is!
 (Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It guessed
Madeleine McCann
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't get Billy Connolly, Stephen Hawking or Tim Henman
Yet it managed Lassie, Terry Pratchett and Jesus.
 (Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't get
Clive James
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post pah rubbish
didn't get peppa pig, and thought daddy pig was henk the mole. huh.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i win
it never guessed godzilla!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats damn good.
Got Triple H no probs.
 (Fluffster, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking Pierce Brosnan
and got Police Chief Wiggam
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I defeated it with the power of Toyah.
 (nasalhair The Twix guy!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
It doesn't seem to work with Firefox.
 (nasalhair The Twix guy!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post B3ta Bunk3r Collage I made this!
I am trying to get b3tans to submit their favourite pictures they have done, in the bunk3r, for me to make a large mosaic picture out of.
The subject of this collage has not yet been decided but hopefully we will agree on something depending on the colours we've got.
I know someone has linked the bunk3r on here before and many of you joined, those who haven't yet will need to sign up to view the link..... feel free.
The said piece will be posted under a collective user ..... (not XLVII)
I am hoping to begin work on it within the next three weeks. You can submit up to 3 pictures each if the response is overwhelming all three may not be used so please post order of preference.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post Literal Version Of Take On Me Music Vid
Ronseal

Edit: Can't get the fecker to embed coz im rubbish at computery stuff
 (PieEater, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That was great!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats great!
I want to make one
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
excellent!

loved the 'cut back to these two' moment
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Should have invested in Aluminium
... surely this cant be right!? Do the Beeb make mistakes?
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing BBC fuck up
given the decline in the past month
newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/fds/hi/business/market_data/commodities/11699/default.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Watching cr3ation uploads again


Sorry if someone has actually posted this in a thread somewhere, but I lol'ed and thought you might too!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this
but I'm not sure where from

Edit - I reckon it's pbfcomics.com/

If not I think you'll enjoy the comic anyway. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post God damn it
It says on the strip *doh*

truckbearingkibble.com/comic/
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I was on this the other day
And found out he's stopped doing them for a bit, maybe forever. Gutted.
 (PieEater, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope,
it's from here, very similar humour/artstyle though.
I'd forgotten about this site.
:D
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post Jumper gets taunted by crowd
I'm going straight to hell for this one, but I read this story and cracked up laughing.

For me the comment "How far can you bounce" is just comedy gold.

More reportage, and a n ITN video report [SFW] is available.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
ha. ha. ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
Yarblesnake, die in a fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post People who find this funny and those who goaded him.....
find a place in my categorical loathing between a rapist and the dried spit in the corner of a dog's mouth.

Let's see how funny Yarblesnake finds it should ever have a family member tormented this way.

Fail.
 (Jimmy Jangle, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on guys.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...dunno if i found this one funny.
Saw the story running originally, and at the risk of sounding like a Mail or Express journo....You have to wonder what the world is coming to when people act like that...

...then again, the story makes it sound like people stood around for ages like a mob, but the reality is probably that one bell-end shouted it, and the police went and got him to fuck off straight away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly a more measured response than I was expecting.
I found the links from a puff-piece article on the Grauniad which was banging on about how absolutely appalling and sickening it was. I just feel the needless sensationalism of the articles was at least equally cheapening of the event.

Well granted it was unpleasant behaviour, but I still found it funny in a gallows-humour style.

Though I'm loath to ascribe groupthink to b3ta, this is still a site where Madeleine McCann jokes are still posted pretty much every week; where the Falling Man motivator made an FP; where the Asian Tsunami was the subject of much joking and where I read a hilarious QOTW response about someone getting hit by a tube train.

I'm happy to delete the thread if anyone feels particularly strongly about this - I just thought that there's normally a fairly twisted streak to the boards.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not judging you, dude...
I'm not shocked, appalled, or offended.

I simply don't agree that it's funny. And yes, it takes a lot on these boards to offend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post stfu
tbh
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Having dealt with depression for 15 years
I think in that circumstance I would retreat from the edge of the building and find as many heavy objects to throw at the pig ignorant pricks taunting someone for their illness. It would probably turn my mood around. Why kill yourself, when you can kill them? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Refrigerators don't bounce
But that would be a novel way of finding out.

EDIT Ooooh I like your badge!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha nice profile too!
I like swearing.






Cunt. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Defianlty
Really feel for the poor family of this lad aswell. To think in your son's last moments he was being goaded into death, i cant imagine how much worse that makes the situation for them.

Suicides a fucked up thing. and even if the person was goading them because they thought it was a cry for help or what ever. Those circumstances are awfull aswell. When some one feels so lost, that they cant see a solution, only one they dont truly want to go through with. Thats a shit situation to be in
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha
no really, that's hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i found it a bit sad
I like to think that the "minority" were trying to use reverse psychology on the lad.

/half full
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "A tormented teenager plunged 60ft to his death from a multi-storey car park."
Comedy GOLD!
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously,
fuck off and die. this isn't 4chan.
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously,
what is 4chan,I've never bothered my arse to look?
From the references it gets here I'd guess it's mostly lolcats and wankers.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post not funny

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yarblesnake,
go on, please slit your wrists, lets see how far the blood spurts.

Cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If I do, you have my full approval to laugh at the ridiculousness at my demise.
That is all. Now fuck off.

You didn't know the chap, odds are you were never influenced by him, and he chose to end his life in a ridiculous manner.

Want a tragedy? Look at the people who die of malaria every single year. This is a disease that could be treated pretty damn easily.

The above isn't a tragedy, it's some overcosseted twat in an industrialised nation unable to withstand a couple of knocks.

Ah - to hell with it. Internet white knights to the rescue of a dead guy. Good luck with that.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post it will just seep
if you slit...
you should dig deep if you want to take this route!

and seriously, there is some major hypocrisy going on in this thread, some people need to get over themselves.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^
hard
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought up the arm,
not across was better.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers.
We had a suicide in the family not too long ago.

Fucking hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you post something fluffy of kittens or something.
I know you have a large database of fluffiness to counteract sadness on the b3ta boards.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post See :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GDk8qxztJLQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "DO A FLIP!"

(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You were looking for the video on this wasn't you.
Sick fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I just cant find this funny
I just felt so sorry for the poor lad. To be that desperate and for thats guys last moments to be filled with cock ends calling for his death is just horrific and a sad reflection on our society.

I will agree though that there is a fine line, especially on B3TA, between what tragedy people generally find comedy in and what people find offensive. I guess it does come down to each individual.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post just curious....
How many times have you wanted to delete this thread since you posted it?
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw/heard the same kind of thing years ago
bunch of sick cunts chanting 'jump, jump' etc. the police found it amusing enough...sick cunts the lot of them.

not funny
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How many times?
None.

I thought I'd offer it as an act of contrition if there was sufficient, and reasoned argument therefore. All that has been forthcoming is of little substance.

Kung Fu Ross gets a mention, as he approached the subject with reason - rather than knee-jerk emotional reactions. Not that I'm accusing you of that - just reporting on the general theme of the thread.

Mushroom posits an interesting point - whether it's a normal aspect of behaviour to behave so callously. They reference an event where a disabled woman was urinated on, and who subsequently died. Their argument - the extent of our retained humanity _is_ interesting - and with nearly 7 billion of us on the planet this may be critical to our survival.

I like phoenixblend's point about the difference between passively observing after the event (which, in a sense is what this thread is) and actively encouraging it to happen. I'll need to think about that.

And Lord Turkey Boy, for your call for restraint is applauded. I'm not suggesting you found this funny, but your reminder that we all have different levels of that which we consider tasteless, is applauded.

Fuckit. Captain Pilchard... I've been ignored? Boo hoo and screw yourself.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post for saying this sort of thing is funny
you can say hello to the ignoure button. he was 17 years old, and that was a terrible way to die. the police should of arrested or fined the people who encouraged the poor kid.

you are a twat, go back to 4chan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Society should find the goading cunts
and push them off the top... then we can see for sure how far they'll bounce.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post just a thought..
if he had launched himself under a train, or of a motorway bridge, causing you to be late for work or some other important thing- how would you feel then?
no need to post an answer, as i know most peoples first reaction (if we are honest) would be "the selfish bastard". the baying crowd is no different to you or i. it is unpalletable, but it is a fact of life. the real tradgedy is that depression is stigmatised and sufferers sometimes have to take this way out.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post His death possibly could have been avoided
That's the point. Don't just do the "that's life" thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post Some great pics from Romain Laurent
photoshop genius...
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Behind the scenes with William Shatner
on his new advert for a phone or the like.

Typical excitable-puppy-in-human-form activity from Teh Shat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *obligatory 'click becasue it's Shatner'*
:D nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post it's kind of the law really isn't it :-)

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a b3ta law.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy "YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!" day.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta loves you by placing a candle to show that you have wasted
yet another year clicking youtubes and shatner vids for another year

You are truly in the club! Have a badge

*hugs
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He'ya ya old cunt ye.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *ejaculates*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ow my eye

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Lick it off.

Be a man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post This reminds me of something....................
It seems somehow..............goatsesque.

Does anyone have a clue what in the name of god this thing is?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post get to da chopper
its a star nosed mole
 (tedster, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure thats the right end of the mole?
I was wondering if it had eaten something that was just far to big to come out the other end without tearing his little moley bottom to shreds.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post are you joking?
who hasnt seen a star nosed mole before?
jesus... ide hate to go to one of your dinner parties.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post well you are welcome to come to one
but I wont be serving up that ugly fecker though. There will be wombat and sloth on offer however.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
This is a link post causality
nice little clicky game, try and kill the stick men... i cant get past level 3 for the life of me >_<
 (That Random Guy, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't kill the guy in the upstairs office on the
very first level :(
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Let the...
...guy from downstairs come up in the lift and approach the desk, then click him to make him fall over. Once he's got back in the lift, click the picture hanging in the bosses office...

Obvious really ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhhh
ok, got to level 3, killed the guy smoking... got stuck
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)

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