This young man has choreographed a dance routine to the addams family theme tune, and he looks like a spaz. ps. I sort of made it - I filmed it anyway.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)
that's still enough to cause regret after seeing it on youtube after.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)
and saw that it was good, i fancy an alternate tune. Any ideas anyone?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)
GET HIM ON IT
I want to see this in HD
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
At the "Buns and Guns" fast food restaurant, deep in Beirut's Hezbollah-dominated southern suburbs, the chefs wear military helmets, the food is wrapped in camouflage paper, and the motto is "a sandwich can kill you."
The glossy camouflaged menus feature burgers with names like "the mortar" and "the 155 mm howitzer," while grilled chicken sandwiches can be a "magnum" or a "rocket-propelled grenade."
Lebanon's most common and popular weapon, the AK-47 Klashnikov assault rifle, is a beef steak sandwich served in long baguette-style bread.

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)
ffs, taken to hospital after a crafty cake?!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
Lunacy would have been a better choice of words. Cakes probably take about four or so hours to hit and when they do they do. Poor sods probably thought they were going mad or something.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)
I had one at a party once and spent the next 6 hours a babbling wreck laying in the garden, not fun.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, Reply)
But to those who are not knowing what they have eaten or have never smoked or eaten pop before are in for a hell of a ride.
That's the reason I smoke crack.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
point taken...not knowing you have eaten one + not used to it could be quite an experience!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
Also, I've found this porn right, but you can watch it at work!
*edit* Bastards have deleted it! SFW porn it is then :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P0-aBumQCe0&feature=related
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)
knocks the simpsons into a cocked hat, it is the best telly ever imo
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
I still can't watch the Ipecac vomiting race without laughing til my tummy aches :-)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
US humour FTL (except South Park which is written by immigrants)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Twentieth Century Fox
Bunch of foxing cunts
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
Daily Mail doing what it does best:

Unshopped.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
EDIT relatedly (posted last week)
www.b3ta.com/links/Bad_taste:2
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)
"One minute I've got the kids wanting to know why there's no ice-cream left, the next a young woman with practically no clothes on is asking if my companion and I would like her to perform a naked dance for us."
Hilarious and bizarre.
Maybe the 'journalists' at the Mail should go and look up what a journalist really is, realise that they are NOT journalists, and collapse into a self-pitying stupour as they realise that they have FAILED at the career they have studied and worked for years to succeed in.
Kind of like studying to be a chef, and ending up at McDonalds.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)
"I know no one makes them do it, but how utterly barren their existence must be."
Oh no wait, she's talking about the lap dancers.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)
From BPPerry of Dog With Tits fame.
bpperry3.blogspot.com/
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
...did I break a rule?
Sorry.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
poor sod snuggling up to a horse !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, Reply)
...I've done the dutiful thing and linked to that horse-snuggler all over the internet. It ain't 'alf erotic, mum.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
it's a SNES advert for Zelda with dancing...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This has been posted before, but, one good turn...
After watching the Catchphrase clip on the popular page, I was reminded of this.
TV Offal dish up a parody of catchphrase, the last bit does make me laugh a lot
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:08, Reply)
I don't know how to permalink this strip but the guy never updates anyway.
Jesus Christ i'm scarred for life
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a re-edit of Hugh Fearnly Wittingstall- just a soundtrack, it needs animation. Ive no idea how to go about it. Any advice? or better still collaboration.
Sorry about the myspace link, couldnt work out how to do one of those player things.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)
I'm so angry.
I bought a Servis washer/drier six months ago. After one month it broke down. An engineer came round and and said he's have to order some parts. Two weeks later I called up and they told me that they had received one of them but were waiting on the other.
Forward four months and I called up last week (after weekly calls with them assuring me that they were still awaiting parts) and then last week they tell me that the engineer had been round in July and fixed the machine and closed off the call. So there's been three months where I've been told that they've been telling me that they're waiting for parts when the call was closed, three months of them weekly been promising to call me back and haven't.
I finally after 45 minutes on hold got put through to head office where their official line is, well send someone out this week but bascially we don't give a flying fuck, 5 months that my tenant has had to pay for a laundrette and 5 months of me looking like a bad landlord!
EDIT: I've just worked out I've spent over 16 hours on hold to them!
/END RANT
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
If you will go blowing up your appliances with grenades, what do you expect?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)
provision of goods and services act includes that services should be carried out in a reasonable time, might atleast be able to claim back your tenants laundrette costs or something
and surely after just one month it was under manufacturers warranty, could have tried demanding a new unit rather than repairs
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
But it's been suggested that I go through an mediator first.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
...fill in the claim online (www.moneyclaim.gov.uk). If no defence to your claim, you win and if they don't pay immediately you can send the baliffs in or have a winding up order placed against them. The last one always works *very* quickly.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
Does that stand even if they do turn up on Wednesday?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
Then you will only be able to claim 49% of said costs or 49% of said Insurance cost in that time.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:33, Reply)
Made by one of our writers out of love and without permission, but that's fine with us as we likes it.
Is this spam? (Sorry if it is - we're all unpaid shitbags)
watchwithmothers.wordpress.com
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:15, Reply)
looks like the animators have been watching Team Laser Explosion (which is ace, but a postman pat version of it isn't).
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
fireman Sam i can see in a helicopter, Postman Pat i can see arguing with his nephew about why he should wear slippers in the house.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)
my 3 year old son is going to say, "this needs more slippers and less helicopters" Absolutely.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
But he still walks like he's got muscular dystrophy.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
Postman pat needed more money so he asked his superiors for a promotion and they considered that seeing he has been in the same position for such a long time... they would give him a helicopter!!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
But I saw an episode recently, and somehow Pats married witha kid now or somthing?
They should just repeat the ones they showed when I was a kid,also, i got to see Post Man Pat live - WITH THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS! how cool was my childhood!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:07, Reply)
or we will never see him on TV as he will either be on strike or the post will be so late his episode will clash with the late night news!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
Its gets thrown through my letterbox by a moody bitch at 6 in the evening. Where do you have to live to get post in the morning?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
where they smash a two grand laptop I sold on ebay a few months ago.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
He has to ring his Dad though...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)
Yet he has nothing but my respect.
And a million bucks.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
but dismissed it as a myth.
Fucking get in!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:05, Reply)
Those of you in the U.K. probably don't realize it. This was from the first year of Millionaire. They made the high-value questions a lot harder after that.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:37, Reply)
I feel the need to share one of the best sequences from Spaced as it represents how excellent a weekend I had.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:52, Reply)
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(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)
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