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This is a link post How 2 do anything - Fun irreverant site full of facts and nonsense
Learn the answers to life, the Universe and everything @
www.freewebs.com/robshow2

So you want to learn how to sing, tap dance, train for a marathon, metamorphise into a penguin then visit my site to learn the answers to life the UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING. No moneyback guarantee!!!!

I hope for my site to become a popular fun knowledge not for profit website where we can all become enlightened of our mental baggage.

www.freewebs.com/robshow2

Cheers,

Rob
 (how2doanything, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post So you DID find the links board.....
you nawty sort
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post and to take the ginger Fuhrer's name too!
For shame...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a spamy spam spam?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post With 3 links to it in the same post
I think spammy spam spam covers it
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted by by a Spammy Cunty Cunt Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post spammy spam wank spam
Hello there!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ello Mr Propps!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo Loggy! How's you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a Spunt
if you will.

Hows you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I'm fine mate, have you recovered yet? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Just about
Still coughing up alternately grey and luminous green matter from my lungs after thinking it would be a good idea to get back on the cigs.
That'll pass in a couple more days and I'll be bang back on form.

Be ready to beer up again then :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Spammity Spam . . .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Is it SPAM? I'm just following the crowd.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Alas Smith and Jones - Police Interregation
One of the funniest things Mel and Griff ever did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post Rob is in fact a Dutch guy who takes care of Tree's
The real Rob Manuel ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He likes to branch out

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I always knew he was a treehugger

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh come on leaf him alone...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post These terrible puns
are sapping my strength

Doh
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post We planted a seed of hate

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post the link will probably make it
onto the poplar page.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post MasaMasakatsu wins!

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that
was acorn(y) pun!
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't that bad...
I felt it was tea treeing on the edge of respectability.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
bit of an old chestnut
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He was only
larching about
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No, he is just barking up the wrong tree

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Takes care of Tree's what?
/pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Storm damage and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha i live about an hour and a half from there.
if someone wants to pay my trainfare i'll go and get a photo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I found a double of mine(same first & last name) a year ago. Almost the same name, branche, also lives in Amsterdam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Work is blocking this...
which is just making wonder what his guy does to trees
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pictured of a tree in the background and this text in front. (this text has been translated using yahoo babelfish page translator thingummy)
ROB MANUËL
tree care


Rob Manuel Boomverzorging, years already 40 experience with tree care.


The speciality of our company is prunes and digging up difficult staande trees and trees with storm damage.
Rob Manuël Boomverzorging
Haya v. Somerenstraat 3
1506 WK Zaandam
075-6159394
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a few Rob Manuels out there
my favorite is the ex-chief of police in Haiti

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Manuel
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a Rob Manuel on the credits for
that god awful Hugh Grant Welsh mountain film.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post Wuthering Heights!
It's my birthday today, and in light of the fact I'm now older and must appear demented
to the outside world for humming and singing this to myself on and off for the past few
weeks, you can all suffer as well! ;)

It's a 'unique' version, and far too catchy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday!! :D
And that's a great cover version!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post many thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday fella!
and that is class

They've got a gig on Thrusday I'm hoping to attend
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going too! :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
I'm just waiting on a confirmation from a mate
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post huzzah!
tickets on the door isn't it.
*starts queuing at 4pm
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I would be queing then
just I just remembered I've got an interview at 4.30...

could be an interesting evening
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well fingers crossed for the interview
and hope you get to make the gig
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday TGA :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers fella :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday!
And it is way too catchy.
All day now, all day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post many thanks fella!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday you old git :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Cake Day Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you very much indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post great.. this is now going to be in my head for the next two weeks
its a great one though :)
 (augsav, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Top link!
and happy birthday chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post please, please let someone do this at the LHC
er, when they get it fixed and working
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Anotoli Bugorski?
he survived that accident, but unfortunately the only superpowers it left him with were memory loss and epileptic fits.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Memory loss
and epileptic fits are the lamest of all the superpowers.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post they are the marginal superpowers of specific situations
imbued the superability to not crack under interrogation, because you've genuinely forgotten. And the superability to do the clothes wash in your own bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's pretty mad
this linked off that page too...

meview.metro.co.uk/?id=36309

fail!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd die horribly.
And we'd lose the vacuum (again).

So, no.
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post Look at the flappy plane
Flappy flappy
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post feckin hell
hello stranger! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post long time no see
hows things?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Generally good
Had a few weeks set to turbo and I'm feeling it now. Can't keep up the pace these days.
You all good?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post as well as can be expected
caught the tail end of a bug, but work is keeping me too busy to be "ill". :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post My Little Cthulhu
and other pony mods :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats really quite odd
The face tentacles make it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post those are excellent
*wants my little alien and my little predator
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:38, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey waiters!!!
Minimum wage?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Peanuts.

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post they will want to be treated as equals in few years..

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and bring their five wife's and 24 children over

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's monkey business
don't expect me to give a tip
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
its like my dream has come true! Monkeys that serve you beer.

Of course Dixons have employed monkeys for years.. fnarr fnarr little bit of politics....
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait for monkey valets

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In other news...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7572113.stm

Poor little blighter - all that mayhem must have been a nightmare
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post Drunkard takes a piss and then falls on his arse!
ronseal
 (Swany o¿o, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:58, Reply)
This is a normal post All I get from that link is
"Sorry, there is nothing to display..."
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you
but not in a gay way
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Try the top of the October 08 post
www.monkeyreview.co.uk/index.php/2008/10/
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that's pretty funny
Helps that the camera holder just bursts out laughing, though I would have surely done the same
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
and there's me thinking I was loosing my grip on reality. I feel sane once more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy Lady
But if the cat has had FUD, it is likely to get it again. She then just needs to get a Penile Urethroscopy (PU) on her pet insurance. Then she'll be free of her many bits, and can flaunt it to all the toms.

(we had to give our male cat a PU when we lived in the States)
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post The Interweb Pipes - 1969

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Through that, I found this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eSyTFvrihkM&feature=related

Great Stuff!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
Hope that dude's still around and has got something better than that silly pointy stick hat.
 (Cap'n, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
wow. Even though it's kind of accurate (kind of), I'd like my current computer to have more screens, and big cream coloured twisty buttons like there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Husband hax0rz.
 (Cap'n, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting
for the husband to have a screen for internet porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post Nice Wallpaper

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn straight!
Great pic that
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post kwoaar crikey!!
that's uberiffic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post mad thing animation stuff.
someone please tell me what this means.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This means
that the internet is ruining our children.
 (Cap'n, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:02, Reply)
This is a link post Utterly NUTS downhill mtb ride
Lunatics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is exceptionally frightening stuff
I wanted to post the New York cycle-messenger race with the 'Broken Social Scene' soundtrack but couldn't find it.

Anyhows... woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply mental.
Makes me feel my ride to work is quite sedate really.
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post what the heck kind of name for a website is "Snotr"?

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a gaming or army term i think.
my army friend uses it, when he has shot someone he says he has Snotted them.
in games of course, i don't think he's actually shot anyone in real life.
but, you know, i try to keep on his good side...
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And what would be wrong with that?

It was rather odd when I first saw that site
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post pardón!
fuckin awesome
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
that is dangerous as hell! Is it ok to nearly knock someone 500ft to their death and merely go 'pardon'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He's French
...he can't help it.

Scary vid, I actually flinched at one point.
 (simon shitting mason, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to know where that is.
It's France, because of the VTT signing.

I know it's not around Morzine, Les Gets, Chatel, Les Crosets, Avoriaz or Morgins.

Could be Les Deux Alpes, pretty sure it's not Chamonix though.
 (Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not Tignes or Val D'Isere either
or La Plagne.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post IT's Venosc.
France.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
at about 4:40 when he hits those branches
I thought that was it for a second there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking awesome
Is all I can think to say about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As undoubtedly mental as that video
the best thing about it for me is its catagory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as good as this
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8pp4-IJiBE0
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post paperrad! NSFW
i have to go hide from the cat now. nsfw maybe...
(Depro, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post mixtape?
google and torrent for 'retardotron'
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a link post Machines that almost fall over
I could watch this for hours. Possibly.
(KnackerDwarf, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post nice installation

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Macro...
...Biotic!
 (Lord NAgasaki, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i know i need sleep
when i laugh my head off at this
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Would they fall over...
...on the moon?
 (DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post falling in love again
never wanted to
what am i to do
i cant help it...

(depends how far close to the tip-over point they are set ide imagine)
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Most probably
Lateral force created by the hammer is a simple f=mv. Downward force is a function of gravity. Reduce the gravity and I'm pretty certain the machines would tip.

Analogously, if these were on the surface of Jupiter I'd imagine they wouldn't even tremble.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hate to be a pendant
f = ma
and momentum = mv
 (Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Another pendant woke up today
Wouldn't even STAND on Jupiter.

timbo (poking his *** with a toothpick)
 (timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Jupiter
has a surface?
 (DrewciferCDXX won't kiss you for a dollar, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but you forget
it's also gravity what accelerates the hammers. If dropped from the same position, they'll hit the board with less momentum.
 (spazdor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so.
The gravitational force pulling the hammer down would be weaker, thus the momentum of the hammer would be less on the moon than on earth. As a result, the wood would receive a lower lateral push. The gravity holding the base down would, correspondingly, be weaker, so the wood would move just as far as on earth. It would just take longer.

On jupiter, the gravitational force would be so large that I imagine the wood would split with the vicious thump from the hammer. If the wood was theoretically strong enough, it would move in the same way, only much much faster.
 (timewaster treemagnet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
I agree. The only force both trying to upset the equilibrium and keeping it in place is gravity. If perhaps it was a spring pulled back to hit it, then it would probably fall over on the moon.
 (Sco smokes crack often., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post But......
The wood has a large surface area, and therefore considerable drag through the air, which will limit the amount of forward movement when the hammer hits, the atmosphere is very much thinner on the moon, so the effect of the surface area on the wood will be very minimal, thus it may fall over.
 (SimonSNJ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is genius!

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post this won't seem so clever..
when littlebigplanet comes out soon. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.

(Cap'n, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Making something like that for a laugh is all well and good...
But judging from the setting, that looks like Ort, which is like art but a lot more pretentious and a much more pointless.

Maybe I've taken the wrong end of the stick here though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "like art but a lot more pretentious and a much more pointless"
What the hell, you just defined art.
I like it, btw.
 (Nissun, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I get it
They don't come remotely close to falling over
 (Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Topple
No, they don't come close to falling over. But this may explain the strange bumps in the night I've been hearing of late.
Imagine living next door to this bloke as he worked it out!
 (Mrs.Fonebone, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're cool, but...
... I laffed out loud at the chap's name.

Can't-Topple-loss.

Well. Made me smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind boggling
Why would somebody go to the trouble of making something NEARLY fall over?

It's just so random!
 (RobDonkey, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What happens when......
...the area of wood that the hammer is impacting on becomes flattened so much that the centre of gravity changes slightly but enough, ultimately leading to there being more weight on the "outside"?

Silly question really.

Or is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently...
...just after the video stops they all fall over.
 (I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more
Any b3tans near this that could stealthily attach exploding caps?
 (Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is sooo...
annoying,...just fall over you bastards...
 (I helped save b3ta! has two cups and one chick, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yup!!
i agree!
 (By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a link post Mr T raps (badly)

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Christ
If you told me before watching this video that John Barnes could rap better than Mr T then I'd have laughed your minge off.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post However old this is it doesn't get old :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on...
that kid who's the first to talk...Is that Carla from Scrubs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post risking a glasscock
The Haitian weather man, drug remixed
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha this was really quite dark.
Makes you wonder, though, why Caribbean islands have weather reporters.
Wrap up warm, it's going to be 28 degrees out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So I need a jacket?
............. gheee heee heee heee
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ye they have the most dull weather there!
(apart from the insane storms etc)
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre does Torchword.
Sock puppet theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This was triffic!
Made me laugh all over. (and never seen an episode of Torchwood)
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't sure about it to begin with.
But the amount of time I spent laughing made me decide to share.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice too.
I think that's the very reason this board is here.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nicely silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Here they are with...
...Dean Friedman

doing the Scottish Falsetto Sock version of "Lucky Stars":

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6LDVQkVYiHs
 (I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Seeing as its slow and it's my B3taday I made this!
Have this, it's a short blue screen project I had to produce for Uni about a year and a half ago. It's not great and the conversion to youtube produces some flashes of green to appear which are not in the original video file :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this very much!
For some reason it hit home how amazing John Williams's score was for this film. (yes, I know he nicked a lot of it from Hulst)

/edit. Sorry, Happy b3taday!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it is largely just Star Wars clips...
but seeing as it's your birthday... well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i know, hence why i didnt post it before and waitied for a slow-ish night
apologies
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely, Sir, and a very happy Cayke Day to you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)

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