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This is a link post Testicular shaving preliminaries. I made this!
I am having a vasectomy on Thursday.

Yes, tomorrow.

I need to have shaven bollocks for the op.

I have a beard.

I am experimenting with bollock shaving techniques.

It is a bit slow to start, but hopefully informative. More here: havingapoo.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Go to the dentists and borrow one of their little mirrors
to check the back ;)

But in all seriousness, good luck with the procedure!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one of those!
Real shaving tonight - I shall incorporate that into the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Use a webcam and then you can watch it full screen on your monitor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I love shaving my
ballsack
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it isn't the shaving
that's the real problem.

It's how terribly itchy it is growing back.
 (Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
I agree, it will not be fun, but I am assuming that the dull pain will take my mind off the itchiness?
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you just use lots and lots of veet?
The wife once shaved his knackers for an ex (a mad one, obviously) and said it was quite harrowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not want immac anywhere near my undernorks, thank you all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post be careful with veet.

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I never had to shave
before i had mine done.

My biggest concern was getting excited, and I can assure you that when the nurse has a hold of you in one hand and the syringe in the other - there is no chance of you resembling anything other than a withered Walls sausage.

Good luck ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look at my blog post from my pre op
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2008/09/its-date.html

you'll see that I already experienced the mortification of having my cock shrivel down to tiny proportions.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine was fun
My bollocks went purple. It was disturbing (but not permanent). And I cannot stress enough what a fucking great idea it was. My mother is still upset that I did it, because she still hopes I'll get divorced and have children with a more acceptable wife.
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like shaving while in the shower
so I guess that I'd try that when posed with the same question. Maybe.

Also, your voice is quite a bit higher than I'd reconed before.
Or is that the pre-op anxiety?
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I might have been somewhat inebriated.
We were discussing at lunch the fact that my voice sounds very different in that vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post class!
That cut throat looked a bit dodgy though. Best of luck chap!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Oh God!
If you've ever wondered what Sarah Palin might be like as president of the Free World™; well, now you don't have to.
 (I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post velly goood

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
I love the infomation on the Bloomberg screen!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ace
and doubly impressed that mrs mazurka showed it me before i saw it on here
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I just saw an item about this on the telly, seems the author is going to keep adding little gags as time goes on
 (Scary, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post Dog bikini
How many levels of wrongness?
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 level : WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Your dog will not be able to resist this cute Spandex bathing suit" lol
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I would like to accept that as a wager.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post would

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that poor dog.
you can tell it's trying to maintain some form of dignity whilst totally acknowledging that it's a lost cause. i can see the pain in it's eyes...
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post The end of the James Bond Box Set saga
Dear Customer,

We are writing to inform you that your recent order for James Bond Complete Collection Box Set was incorrectly listed. Unfortunately we will not be able to supply you with your order at the advertised price and have cancelled your order. If you would still like to purchase this item at the correct price of £99.99 please place a new order.

Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused to you over this matter and thank you for your patience and valued custom.

Kind Regards,

PLAY.COM
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I got this too
Grab your pitchforks chaps, we're going to Jersey!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not going to follow it up?
After all, it was a publically advertised price.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I got that email
How do I go about complaining loudly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you can't do jack

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Tish
and fipsy. I don't even like James Bond that much. Ah well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like this kind of behaviour
I think that both shop and customer should act in good faith. If one is trying to screw the other one over then they are in the wrong.

I've never heard of play.com so I don't know if they've screwed anyone over in the past but I'm guessing they're just trying to be nice.

SOCIETY IS NICE WHEN PEOPLE ARE NICE
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen to this man.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very true.
I think, as a personal moral choice, that it would depend on the shop for me.

However, yes, Play have always been good to me so I retract my suggestion.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I got done by them
they failed to deliver a game, and then their customer services' attitude was rubbish.
I'm not ordering from them again.
 (I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They're good at letting you order stuff,
the not saying anything for about 4 weeks when it was actually out of stock. Admittedly they never took my money but they did waste my time.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post a little bit of The Goat style cut and paste...
Generally speaking, in contract law terms, a retailer doesn't have to sell an item at the marked price. For there to be a binding contract there has to be an offer which has been accepted. In the context of sale of goods, the offer is made by the customer when they present the goods at the payment point (if the customer offers to buy the goods at the marked price).

The till operator is then free to accept, or reject, that offer. This means that if a till operator spots that goods have been mispriced, they can reject a customer's offer to buy at the incorrect price, and offer the customer the chance to buy at the correct price.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
I bought a console game a while ago because it was marked at £20 (cheap for a new game but not unreasonable).

The bloke at the till said it was the wrong price and wouldn't sell it to me because I could easily have swapped the stickers.

I accepted and went to leave but before I did I popped back to the shelf and picked up two more copies marked £20 and returned to the desk to hand them to the cashier so he wouldn't get any more problems.

"Ah," He said, "Fair enough, you can have it for £20 then"

Which was nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No sorry, I don't think that's correct
I've worked in stores that have legally been forced to sell some items of furnature for a much lower price as that was the advertised price.

It's misleading the consumer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post in this case it's normally a case of either letting it go at the incorrect price or removing the item from sale, and all sales advertising for a period of 24 hours.
if memory serves...
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It is correct, though.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It matters not
There have been numerous examples of this in the news, with argos advertising tellies at 10% of their rrp by mistake. The site will (almost always) have small print to cover this sort of eventuality.

Alas, but them's the breaks.

However, a business man selling his yacht on ebay Germany recently was forced to sell it for 20 Euro, though it's worth 10,000, because he forgot to set a minimum price. This *is* enforceable, so watch out for bargainous ebay deals
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Boooooooooo!!!!
Although I feel sorry for the poor bloke that might have lost his job over this I cant help but feel some sort of b3ta'n type revenge might be in order.

Cant someone with fantastical skills of technology put a large and nasty goatse on their front page or something. Or should we just write ironic reviews for their box set? hmmmmmmm, that gives me an idea!!!!

Edit: Actually Mr Coast of Yemen, isnt getting large goatses on BBC news your forte? Surely play.com should be a piece of cake :P
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that illegal?
If you have purchased something at the advertised price, you will have to recieve the item. Part of the trades descriptions act.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazon (IIRC) had this out in court a while back
The upshot was that if they haven't charged your card, the purchase hasn't been completed and they can cancel it. Once they've taken the money, though, they're committed.

This is a large part of why Amazon don't charge your card until they ship the item.
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU FREELOADING TWONKS

READ THIS, FOR IT MAKES SENSE.

PUT THE PITCHFORKS AND YOUR UNFOUNDED INTERNET RAGE AWAY.

RAGJKSFDHDSKJFJDHJHKJFHFHF *O*
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh poopies :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell Trading Standards.
See what they say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what they will say
www.b3ta.com/links/236321
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post But what if I would not rather Jack, than Fleetwood Mac?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That just made me guffaw!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well
to be honest I didn't really want it anyway; but some of what Gronkpan is mumbling about above I guess; some poor person has probably had a right verbal from an angry boss over this
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/talk/5548526
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Slowmotion nature
Some really nice shots from nature stuff (butterfly, water, ...) in extreme slowmotion and high def!
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post UPSIDE DOWN DOGS!

This is genius. Take pictures of your dog lying upside down, and post them inverted so their jowls are up round their eyes and they look startled.
 (I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Anemone402 for the win :D

I am dog sitting next week so this shall be done ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.dogsincars.co.uk/ is better
Possibly the best website ever, in fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Dods Driving Cars
would be impressive
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post There are more than a few of them.
Maybe a montage is in order.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post While I agree with some people that dogs make shit cats......
this did make me chuckle
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And THAT is why dogs are betterer than cats!!!
media.tumblr.com/kkPbMV7aXf1r9bpzs5VHtSU6o1_400.jpg

*gets bloody clicking finger*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post doge will never be better than cats
aicmfp :P
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Brimming over with wrongability!
Dogs are amusing but cats are better. Like....how dribbling mongs are funny to look at, but I'd rather spend my time with multi-faceted normals.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I salute you sir!
and cops a free feel too
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No, dogs are better because they are amusing.
Cats are just boring. Listen, if you was just talking to your best friend, then he shows you his arse then walks off. Piss you off, no? Well, thats what cats do all the time. Ignorant fuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post my best friend is a girl and she has a great ass....
I'm not about to stop her shoving it in my face
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats ass is not great.
Slight difference.

Your best friend you would like to fuck. The cat, not so.

Anywho, dogs are betterer.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No no no....
...if my best friend was a salivating moron who spent most of his time sniffing my crotch and following me about and couldn't even leave the house without me leading him around on a bit of string....

Actually, that is my best friend. His name is Roy.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brill
and genuinely horrific in places.

*click*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post lol !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Some class pics there! Will take a pic of the crazy guide dog in our office and submit later :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my word
that is very good indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me cry
with laughter.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
This is why I love the web! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Class :D
*scrunge*
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahhahahahhahahahahaha
*pisses pants*
 (I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
one of those sites where, even though you know exactly what's coming, you still do a little wee with laughter.
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post WAKE UP WOMAN

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Less description
+
yeah but no but yeah he din' min to assplode it or nuffin or nuffin
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post what a muppet!
oh, I am radicalizing her!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the point where she discovered that word
and then had to use it twice
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Me testing out my make up I made this!
I got some of the make up I ordered for my halloween party and thought I'd mess about with it.

It was done in a hurry so it's not perfect. I haven't got my red make up yet so the lips weren't coloured.

What do ya think?
(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are a bit of a nutcase.....

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post he he
haha
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ho ho
hihi
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it
Brilliantly and accurately done - just don't go too overboard with the lippy like this utter turkey:

farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2454772069_692267bb7f.jpg?v=0
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks a bit like my mum

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post cwooorrr!!
*rubs thighs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you do realise that there will be lots of people going as the joker this halloween?
I fear that the joker may replace The Crow as the most overdone costume evar!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post my one will be
the bestest evah!
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheheh!
Nice impression!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post Dolphin blowing bubble rings!
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun
Newslettered.

But it was ages ago: www.b3ta.com/links/151643
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post me bad!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaah.
It was ages ago, and on a different URL.

And it's a good vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a link post I had fun with this for an hour and half
Nice little twist on your basic Java based God Game.

has given me an idea.
:D
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Waaah!
it keeps crashing my browser :(
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's java
Sorry about that.
I was using FF3 and it was working fine.

Crashing during game or on load?
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I am on a Mac tho....
so crashing is part of my everyday life :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Crashing FF3 for me too :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
Thats odd.
Do you think I should tare down?
I have no problems at all. Neither does my neighbour where I am.
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post runs nicely on FF3 for me,
although its taking aaaages to get food.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm,
I always had a shortage of wood.
I did the farm and windmill thing early.

Glad it's not crashing.
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post loada crap
didn't run in FF2 or FF3 - but made both slow and unresponsive to the point that even after i closed the tab, scrolling down this page was like i was using the [page down/page up] keys. plus it made my cpu temperature go up to 80 degrees! (intensive 3d games like battlefield 2142 peak at 70)

...so i tried it in safari, which crashed.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
So many problems.
For such a small little thing
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post RBF ESQUIRES ALMOST ANNUAL MUSIC COMPO!!!!
Since it is such a miserable day out there, show me your colours. Whats you most favorite, cheesiest or best evar song about COLOURS!!! Or even a colourful band, whatever.

And lets brighten up b3ta no end.

Winner gets a badge made by moi.

Votes will be counted on Friday.

Now, GO!!!

A start with Nick Heyward - Blue Hat For A Blue Day

///edit\\\ remember to click I like this, so everyone can have a wee go ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hate to be predictable....

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post RAWK!!!
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 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post RABBIT

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post RABBIT UP YOUR POOP SHOOT
oops
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the Ukulele Orchestra of GB cover that last week - was ace :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "fall out boy is so much better than this faggoty gay shit. these old motherfuckers need to shave the grey hair off their balls. falloutboy is real metal."
hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha!
best Youtube reply of the day
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i never got my badge you promised from the fight scene compo :(

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger
Sorry.I shall do one for you soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to risk this, a cover of the 'Orange Blossom Special'...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H18aK9HhNSM
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a really crap song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Tru dat
and sub-b3ta CGI
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to LOVE that song
One of those you're on holiday and it's a good song, until you come home and hear and then realise it's crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The Sisters of Mercy - Black Planet (Mike Read version)
jp.youtube.com/watch?v=qiHSYu5iKv8
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Stand back, winner coming through
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xp4tSsPU_8
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post AND their official homepage is hosted on Geocities
www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/club/9440/fbpage.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post PHWOAAARRRR!!!
That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The cheesiest has to be White Wedding ..
jp.youtube.com/watch?v=AofzLsvTsM0
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post TAKE ME BACK HOME YEH

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The band is called "The Black Sweden"
The song is a mashup of Mamma Mia and .. well, just listen :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH4GhJJoCjw
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post orange juice
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NBikNb5oEcU
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post blast from the past
tom jones-
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IABqwVO2U
booker t and the mgs
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jdj970vqyOU
kermit
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco
green day
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CuwN5IahyfU
george baker selection
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1hD5OlPtw
shaky!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=msIuhv1yS3M

lots of green-ness!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post One for the shortlist.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Little Green bag FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Aerosmith - Pink
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RLRLhV9U0kQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post New Order - Blue Monday
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9r0QHuFHw
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mvBkbPEoeAI
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ELO - Mr Blue Sky
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98P-gu_vMRc
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
A personal favourite:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You may win with that,
if you had posted the live Glastonbury version ;-)

ere ya go uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8984mDgOg
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Any better??
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8984mDgOg
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Beat ya!!!
And yes, it was raining REALLY hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Kermit - It's Not Easy Being Green
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you just doing a "music (red, blue, green, purple, black, white, yellow)" search on youtube?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
I just know alot of music!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post How about
This little gem
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!!
I'd forgotton about that....Woo!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Spandau Ballet - Pinky Pinky Pink Ponk.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post “Pinky Pinky Pink Ponk” video results 0 - 0 of about 0
I think I smell a rat.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, alright then...
Does this slice of awesome shite count?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-JQQ1e35lQ
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
I fucking HATE Paul Mccuntney.

F- must try harder ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post blue swede
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKvk6tkjUk
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I actually love these youtube vinyl videos :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to post a video of this.
but once you open the link,

You will understand....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, lovely.
My favouritist of all colour songs. Thanks ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So you wanna just give me the badge now then?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Wilson - In Blue Hawaii
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cowXrl5FV2M
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Bobby Vinton - Blue velvet
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qh1dAgoa3Bc
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The Twilight Singers - Black is the colour....
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dAu7z1Ebm-o
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post For the Chelsea fans out there:
Blue is the Colour

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HZYfi_Ex_gM

(not a footie fan myself!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't forget Glen:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MLxTEV5vpyg
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And the colour is?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post Photoshopped Elephants in Hiding
Varnish. Tin. Etc, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some superb photoshops there
In fact, they're all excellent. I like the spoiler after the second one, nice touch :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I hadn't notice the spoiler!

I started looking at the tutorials on there as well - Tom Cruise becomes an alien is excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, tutorials - excellent,
I've seen their shop contests before, but didn't realise they had tutorials available too. I'd be happy doing something a tenth as good as any of those entries.

*digs out copy of potatoshop*
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Trumpet Performance has to be heard to be believed
"Say, didn't you say that was your daughter on stage"
"Nope, never seen that woman before in my life."

At least she learned a valuable lesson in key changes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post are we still shouting about things being GC?
if so

you have posted a see through fallus my friend.
it was in the newsletter a few months ago too.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh lord
*accepts glass penis trophy*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
accepts loves glass trophy

/purilemindblog
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Still makes me laugh
poor girl.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Given that she's not-quite-a-semitone-out
I suspect she accidentally pushed her tuning slide in, or even worse some production company guy did it thinking it was "hanging out".

Not that this is an interesting comment, but sometimes you just have to remind yourself you're alive.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet her spit valve needs draining.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
has whoever put that video up got enough tags?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post The Crash Course
If, like me, you were looking for a succinct, easy-to-digest explanation of the global financial crisis, then look no further.

Chris Martenson explains how we arrived at the current situation and links together several important themes that together explain the unpleasant truth about the US, and by extension, the global economy.

For those with short attention spans, be warned. It's not a five minute gloss-over, it takes about 2.5 - 3 hours if you watch all 20 chapters. Don't let this put you off. It's riveting stuff if you have even a passing interest in the future value of your money.

If you don't have time to watch the whole thing, start at chapter 15. Alternatively, read this excellent article

Finally: it's not a conspiracy site nor is it outlandish, irrational speculation. Chris has a scientific background, which he applies by analysing available data and presenting the results for everyone's benefit. He doesn't ask for anything in return, except your attention.

Normal kittens will resume shortly...

**EDIT** I posted the development site by mistake earlier. The link now takes you to the main site.

**EDIT EDIT** Bah, no it doesn't. I guess that bug still hasn't been fixed.

The correct link is here: www.chrismartenson.com/crash-course
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm halfway through, and it's good stuff
(dunno if it'd take 3hrs though - he says 1.5)
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
I posted an old link. He maintains a 'development' version of the site too. It's correct now...

EDIT: This is the correct link.... www.chrismartenson.com/crash-course
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post please tell me the 1st ten chapters haven't changed....

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure they're the same
The first fourteen or so were all finished by April this year
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post thank fuck for that
and i am now finding these 'fascinating' and 'a tad scary'


clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thats great but he's not saying anything new
I wrote this a while back so you'll forgive me if I repost sections here
www.b3ta.com/questions/getrichquick/post215221

money is created from deposits and the capital of the bank against which they are permitted by the Bank Of England to lend a certain amount based upon the (im)probability of all deposits being called back at the same time

they are permitted to create the money in relation to how much actual money they hold - they are still creating it from nothing - as a rough example, say someone deposits £1000 in the bank of actual money from his labour in the real world - from that deposit they loan out £9000 created money based on having that real money deposited in - and charge interest on it

ah but they say - interest is charged by banks as compensation for loss of liquidity , i.e giving the money to you instead of doing something else with it

however it is brought into existence by the loan application procedure

and the amount they are allowed to create is much higher than the amount of real money they hold -- that money could not be created from nothing without your signature

your signature manifests the money

the central banks scam is ingenious because of its simplicity

the reason the scam works so well is because he central banks control the currency of an entire nation, i.e. the control of interest rates and money supply (inflation) -

it loans to the government at interest and then regulates value of this currency through supply

this entire mechanism only produces one thing -DEBT

every note is produced with interest (debt) attached - the effect is the central bank has to perpetually increase the money supply to cover the outstanding debt created - which in turn creates more debt - what we have is a very sophisticated form of slavery - as it is impossible for people and government to come out of this self perpetuating cycle of debt

in the 20s they refined this scam by increasing the money supply and creating high risk loans (hence the period known as the Roaring 20s) - they then called in the loans en masse causing massive sell offs and bank runs enabling the central bank to buy up whole corporations on the cheap - -the bank then contracted the money supply creating -the great depression of the 1930

the end goal is centralisation as with the 30s
and possibly money in the form of credits on a microchip - which is the ultimate goal

it's like someone said earlier about the financial crisis being caused by city wide boys and not some 'shadowy elite'

yep, the city wide boys caused the financial troubles but because they operated in an unregulated arena created by those above them - despite the seeming chaos it all still exists within the convines of created system at the higher level, as with the 30s

it seems the two most important subjects are the ones we are least educated on - Law and finance

brace yourself for hyper inflation next year

even Robert Kiyosaki the guy who wrote the best seller "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" - which I was following for the financial advice a few years ago, predicted the crash in his sequel 'the cash flow quadrant'

and the podcasts of Alan Watt also went into it in depth last year - and pick any of his podcasts from Sept this year to see what to expect for the following 2 years (link below) or you can download them for your ipod free from his website (here :www.mefeedia.com/feeds/9392/
, here: www.alanwattsentientsentinel.eu/english/podcastEnglish.html or here www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com scroll down left side / right click file 'save as' )
also here:
www.mefeedia.com/feeds/9392/

there's a reason why i'm getting out of this system with all my cash from my housing sales directed into buying land for building and maintaining crops (and water bore hole). Hopefully being fully self sustainable in another country before 09 working for a charity to pass the weeks. The only delay for me at the momemt is sorting the corrupt land deals from the (rare) genuine ones - hopefully I can get back to basics with my family and extended family before the collapse

by going along with this system you maintain it and your silence is taken as acquiensence, it involves dozens of decisions you make each day - and all of us have the power to say no

the only thing that matters in life is other people, how we treat each other - the antithesis of the egocentric money system - if we are ever to take our lives back we need this as the foundation of a rebuilt society before a 'solution' is given to us as they want in UN agenda 21 - yep they worte about the economic collapse many years ago too - see my previoous posts or my profile for the books and who wrote them

scrolling back I noticed this question www.b3ta.com/links/235936
the best answer I've heard to date is found at the beginning of this pod:caller asks the question at 30 seconds :
www.mefeedia.com/entry/sept-14-2008-hour-2-alan-watt-on-world-review-commentary-with-george-butler/11554646/
Sept. 14, Alan Watt on "World Review Commentary" with George Butler
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post could you possibly gaz this sort of shit in future? i get a tired scroll finger when you're about.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you could use the ignore button
and save us both some time
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit conflicted about the goat
I mean on one hand, yes, his posts are enormous and could probably be whittled down to a few pithy sentences with the occasional link for further reading rather than citing a bunch of questionable sources that dilute his argument.

That being said, he does actually argue on subjects that he spends a lot of time researching (however questionable the sources) and has some geniune passion about, so if you can't agree you can still be interested.

If you hate it so much then hassle the people that bait him.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's not new
But I found it watchable and easy to assimilate, whereas reading reams of text is a bit more like hard work for most people (myself included).

The use of presentations with simple explanatory pictures and diagrams helps too.

And he's pretty funny, which makes all this depressing information a little more bearable.
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just out of interest, TheGoat -
How are you planning on protecting your land, crops and water supply when the fascists/marauding biker gangs/zombies come to take it off you?

My brother is preparing for Armageddon in a similar way, but the thing he hasn't got is any weaponry - which makes me fear for his chances.

Also, I take issue with this:

"by going along with this system you maintain it and your silence is taken as acquiensence, it involves dozens of decisions you make each day - and all of us have the power to say no"

because if "saying no" involves buying land suitable for self-sufficient subsistence farming, millions (or billions) of us don't have that option.

I've still yet to read about a *practical*, *feasible* alternative to the inherently corrupt monetary system we have now.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
fascists/marauding biker gangs/zombies would be easier to deal with - it just makes it easier to keep your options open when they offer their 'solution' and it gives you the ability to say 'no'


EDIT: just noticed you edited in your question:

because if "saying no" involves buying land suitable for self-sufficient subsistence farming, millions (or billions) of us don't have that option.

I've still yet to read about a *practical*, *feasible* alternative to the inherently corrupt monetary system we have now.

caller asked very similiar question at 6 minutes 30 seconds into this:
www.mefeedia.com/entry/sept-14-2008-hour-2-alan-watt-on-world-review-commentary-with-george-butler/11554646/

same pod above

also it does not have to be that radical, just simple and effective, the key is in other people and a community co operation and co dependancy - in this sytem you would have to be humane to your felow man otherwise you simply wouldn't survive or flourish

there are 2 types of human - the phycopathic ones get ahead very quickly and easily in this system - people who can imitate human emotion but are deviod of empathy - people like Princess Toni BLair - people willing to step on others on the way up for personal advancement, we all know them

these characters would be ostresized in a system built on co-operation and these traits would be discouraged - we have a situation now in which people realise by taking on these traits they get ahead very quickly

and unfortuanley the freemasonic institutions which riddle society, what ever your opinion of them, exacerbate this problem
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty pessimistic
about our chances of building a functioning
society based on the credo "take care of your fellow man". While that might work on a village level, it stops working as soon as a population grows beyond that - as one village will always do better than another, and will then need to enlarge its territory... And we know how that ends up, because we're there now.

I don't see why the future should be any different from the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's simple

we have no choice because the alternative, found in books written by foundation members is not an option - it's a utopia, but not for us


"as one village will always do better than another, and will then need to enlarge its territory... And we know how that ends up, because we're there now."

I'm glad you made that point because standing armies only arose out of taxation which only arose out of the introduction of the monetary system

if cooperaton was paramount there is always an alternative solution - especially when it sdifficult to raise a standing army without money as incentive

to quote my previous posts:

the (river) bank controls the current (water)
the (financial) bank controls the currency (money)

the interchangability of the terms is not coincidence

it’s derived from the practice of banking the rivers to create population movement and coerce people into living in the city states - forcing them to give up their humane way of living of farming and barter - (how we should be living) - to an imposed system of money and governance through an elitist class structure of controlled knowledge

in early Egypt the Nile was originally a Deluge that came down from the mountains and flowed North - creating massive swamps and tributaries - the Hamites came in and created one river (BANKS) - the people who used to have water access for their crops had to move into the created cities (and ‘civilisation’ ) and became slaves for the 'understanding class' who had access to ‘the sciences’ or ‘The mystery religions’ as they were known back then. (this survives today via Freemasonry - ask your local policeman, judge, solictor, university lecturer etc or anyone with a uniform (UNI_FORM - to shape as one - within))

once you have your population in your city state, that’s when the fun really starts in the form of taxes (CURRENCY) and labour. Which are then extracted by the ruling elite (the priesthoods and leisure classes) - with taxes came the creation of standing armies and the suppression of the governed populations - it’s an old formulae used by all elites throughout history for millennia (this is why the bee hive (BE_HAVE) is such an ancient symbol in freemasonry - and especially now as we are led into “the New Age” - with the new eco religion of ‘Gaia worship’ Gorbachev wrote of recently - and the whole Club of Rome climate change con we see emerging)

THe Club of Rome: The First Global Revolution (1991),

page 104;
"In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming,water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill ...
All these dangers are caused by human intervention and it is only through changed attitudes and behaviour that they can be overcome. The real enemy, then, is humanity itself."
- Club of Rome,

"We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis..."
- David Rockefeller, Club of Rome executive member


to have this elite class living in luxury supported by a labouring underclass you need money(to pay the standing armies) and there needs to be a system in place to make it all happen - and a beaurocratic structure to maintain it - scoot forward a few thousand years and we take this system to its ‘natural’ conclusion with the ultimate scam
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're being a bit too optimistic
all a change would do is change who is on which side.

Humans are humans, the reason why we survive is because we're adaptable and opportunistic. It's built into us to take advantage of each other, and anyone that has ever tried to influence anyones opinion ever is included.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i disagree
not only is interdependance preferable and enjoyable it's a necessity for peaceful harmonious survival - and who doesn't want that? - yep we all have traits of egocentrcity but only because they are the 'favoured' traits which have been encouraged in this contrived system - run by people with the psychopathic tendancies and lack of empathy (otherwise they wouldn't be so high up in the establishment - bacsue it takes these traist to advance so quickly ) (as Bertrand Russel wrote in "Education and the Good Life" and "the impact of Science on Sociuety")


imagine a system where the opposite traits were encouraged from an early age instead?

it's why they knew they had to destroy the family unit to destroy the last vestiges of the 'tribe' - a child being indoctrinated with his values from the educational establishment and not his parents
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post have you ever tried to take advantage of a situation?
if so, where do you see yourself in this new society?
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post iot woudl be great if
a Rebublic existed - but one never has ( US is a democracy despite starting out with best intentions - (demos - means group or mob) mob rule) someone said demcoracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner

and Edward G. griffin (in his book creatures of Jekyl Island- about Fed reserve ) goes into how democracy is corruputable but Republics are self regulating and it's purpose to protect the minority and liberties of population in general - democracy over rules personal liberties in favour of a (sometimes easily manipulated) mass consensus
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have this on auto complete ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post my life is on autocomplete
at the moment ;)
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post reading the article now...
Isn't what he's describing just inflation? I mean a lemming is a lemming is a lemming, but the value of a dollar reduces over time in line with interest
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Inflation is one part
but it's a many-headed hydra. I'd recommend the presentation, as each chapter explains *everything* from the ground up. Each concept in previous chapters is built upon in later chapters. If you're already familiar with economics, you can probably skip the first 15 or so.

The article is more of a taster to the full 'Crash Course'. Just to give an indication of the content and the guy's style, which I find to be amusing and eminently watchable/readable.
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *Bookmarks for later*
I find my head spinning when they talk economics on the news, but mainly because I've never really tried to understand it (no need I guess, I get paid, I spend money - that's my usual encounter with economics)

Easy to digest makes me think I could benefit from this.

Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post that was really internesting
some of his facts seemed to be a bit woolly but in the main, correct and scary.

i was about to invest in a load of shares but i'm not so sure now, i'm no longer convince that we are simnply in a cycle rather than a loooooong downward slope.

and you are quite correct, if you just want the sacary stuff, start from 15, but the rest is very interesting.
I'm glad i live in Australia where we still have lots of reserves of high grade oil and uranium
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Australia should be pretty safe.
*cough*MadMax*cough
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Hair hats by Nagi Noda
Why had I never heard of this artist?
She just passed away in September.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 6:53, Reply)
This is a link post Nuclear handgun
Mental...just mental
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
I enjoyed that.

I want a suit like that too, just imagine how freaked out people would be just walking down the street in one. That, or they'd point and laugh I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome KFC Art
This art is so much better than you that I don't know how to shit anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhhahhah.
 
I like how they drew in sauce on the table
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Doctor Dyslexia
would be proud of pic number 3.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:23, Reply)
This is a link post My favorite Pink Panther scene
Another self indulgent clip to more Peter Sellers genius.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post havent seen that for years...near pissed myself laughing!
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 4:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my favourite thing in the entire world.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine to
It has been so long since I watched these. I have rediscovered them over the last few days through the joys of youtube and have been wetting myself laughing.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)

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