This site, which is awful, offers the G1 phone with a list of accessories. Check the back image of the phone to the right, with the personalised logo . . .
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:42, Reply)
makes me wanna go out this january with a fucking knife and kill all shopping cunts.
i repeat: fucking cunts.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 19:06, Reply)
or TERRISTS in a police van. I dunno.
War with Pakistan imminent
www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=76797§ionid=351020402
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
But I'm finding it harder and harder to believe in the news I see on the TV, read in a newspaper or on the internet. Call me cynical but it wouldn't surprise me if this was propaganda carefully crafted from macramé.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)
YOU, paranoid? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
:P
I'm more than aware of what you mean.
I shall say no more but I 'woke up' about two years ago.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)
there there
shhhhh
time for beddy-byes
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:06, Reply)
It's like you're saying everyone else is in dreamland unless they believe the same things as you!!
Grrrrr!!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)
awesome tune and vid from the swedish band Slagsmålsklubben!
hopefully not GC
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:27, Reply)
The bit with the throwing star is best.
I put some Slagsmålsklubben in my blipblop pod the other week (see signature for details).
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)
I have an entire computer laboratory staring at me and my mate now. Fuck them, this is funny.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
Found her on Facebook :)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)
But, I can't find the link...
EDIT:
Found them,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2kajMH2u0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bekQU9l8hk
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:12, Reply)
Bravo on the clip, and bravo on your comment sir!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
it's an alien spacecraft
/conspiracy blog
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 1:50, Reply)
the hole in the wall looks like a chicken drumstick shape, after the smash through.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:50, Reply)
It is the satisfying thwack of leather against skull that gets me every time
Probably glass cock, but I DO NOT CARE
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)
it's really good to see you back here again, would you like a table by the window?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)
^This^
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)
Time for some comments carnage.
Let the games begin!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:00, Reply)
Vivian Westwood
11/25/2008
i would never talk to you. im going to vomit on your BIG face.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This one's not bad either:-
Millioins of Peaches for Me!11/28/2008
Well if no one likes her it means more for me. I want to freeze a poo and then put it inside her. Repeatedly. After eating razorlblades.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:12, Reply)
"Kriss Akabusi 11/28/2008
How do you feel about me and my mate John Regis coming around for a second go. Has the brusing gone down yet? AWOOGA!"
Pity they couldn't spell bruising.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
I will give her this, at least she is thick skinned
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)
Part of me feels sorry for her having to read all the messages from her dead mum and other upset dead celebs and the rest of me just finds it very funny.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)
but then I remembered it was me that posted the dead mum one.
She doesn't read them. No chance she probably doesn't even write the thing.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
for any biker who's ever had an "Oh Feck, my bike!" moment..
edit: ah.. how do i get the link to show a preview? feck
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
make is any less amusing or is it unacceptable?
is this against one of the rules for posting, i may have missed it when i read them?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:01, Reply)
We're supposed to show "original content" you see... But I personally take the tact, if I think others on here will like it, I'll post it, and fuckit if they don't, they can always ignore it/me.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:20, Reply)
though i think i'll try to make sure it's more orignal, or make my own
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:28, Reply)
I was just gently letting you know its not real. Its been here before as well. I guess when its an obvious fake it kinda loses its hummus.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
the problem here, is that text is no good for expression
i meant to say that I appreciate what you are saying, though i think that until i've been around a bit longer and can get more of a view on how people (other than yourself now) will react, i'll play it safe and try to choose something which is more original (if there's anything left)..
to be sure, i wouldn't mind giving vent to a little movie creativity, when i have the time, it'll be a change
now all i have to do is wait for a new laptop, the last didn't appreciate the drink i gave it, by accident it was.. so i'm stuck with the uni boxes and no software until providence (or parents) dish out the eruos.. which also means i have lost my art too
it's as well i had the cans left to drown my sorrows as the screen flickered and the soul left its cpu to ascend to feck knows where.. (I can see my first movie in the making) =-D
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)
You are sposed to insult me and put me on ignore.
that's how it works on b3ta.
well on /talk anyway.
Cunts.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)
it's a steep learning curve on here!!!!
i'll try harder next time =-D
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
It's like you've walked into the room holding a big tray of cakes and told everybody that there's coffee in the pot.
It's refreshing, keep it up.
Cockwheel :)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:39, Reply)
This is still my favourite one though (old as hills admitedly): uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PU0VstC82Fg
Crazy stuff
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)
now that's one I haven't seen.. i was following the related videos, there's really a lot i haven't seen before..
if i had access from my flat, i'd be watching this kind of stuff all night! =-D
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
It only works for certain sites, such as YouTube.
Try this replacing your URL with tihs one (which is better quality), and should show a preview.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)
...a Gnome, or even a small rockery!
But not in America!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)
img516.imageshack.us/img516/1162/googlemapswi3.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
How long can you watch it for without bleeding out of your eyes?
I managed about 8 seconds.
Soz if GC but this deserves to be seen by all.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:34, Reply)
with his man-teats
I am partial to a bit of Mark Owen...can't help it, we get programmed at birth with irrational crushes
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:39, Reply)
Mine's that supernanny woman.
Don't know why - i'm sure it means something horrifically Freudian.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:12, Reply)
ruining it with his breathing...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
at about 0:20 howard orange or whatever his fucking name is seems to be doing a rather good impression of jim carey
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)
they did a better job
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
Just when you think it can't get worse ... GB rips off his shirt and that little voice in my brain squeaks "mmm, he's looking rather tasty these days". Help me.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
ever again - I will cancel my subscription
/private eye blog
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 2:05, Reply)
Failed TV pilot from 1983 which makes Mac and Me seem rational.
It does have Sarah Connor in it though....
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
Also: America is mental.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
'Submits to newsletter 'what we would like to see' section.'
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:07, Reply)
"Birds beaks are made of hair, its perfectly safe to remove with any sharp object scissors, nail clippers or even a small spade. The beak will regrow though, unfortunately there is no permanent solution."
*well.....at leas the best answer to this question.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:08, Reply)
it's a sad fact anyway, because there simply is no permanent solution. your damned bird will be beaked for the rest of his days, there's little you can do to avoid the beakiness of your bird for the years months and days to come. regardless of the size of your spade i'm afraid.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)
I'm assuming you're planning on outfitting the bird with some sort of mechanical replacement beak? That is a common solution for many pet birds whose beaks are overgrown or just plain annoying. I don't recommend it for wild birds though, as it gives them an unfair advantage. It bumps them up a couple notches in the food chain, and can create vindictive Terminator birds.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)
I offered...
In the wild birds routinely remove their own beaks before sleep so they do not hurt themselves. Look for a small catch on the underside of the beak. Once pressed the beak should just slide out. Birds store the beak under their wing when it's not in use but if you want to prevent the bird from putting its beak back on I would suggest you store it in a small bag or case away from the bird.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
Best answer:
"I think the beak is made of dust.
Dynamite is the best way of a clinical amputation, although give the bird some gunglasses to protect its eyes from dust."
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
he most reliable method for removing a birds beak is to use a pickaxe or a mattock.
First place the birds beak in a vise, then swing the pickaxe, aiming for the point where the head meets the base of the beak.
It is important that the bird is held by the beak rather than the body, as the oil from its feathers may damage the vise.
Source(s):
www.diy.com - equipment suppliers.
www.rspb.org.uk/ - bird experts.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)
I'm assuming you're planning on outfitting the bird with some sort of mechanical replacement beak? That is a common solution for many pet birds whose beaks are overgrown or just plain annoying. I don't recommend it for wild birds though, as it gives them an unfair advantage. It bumps them up a couple notches in the food chain, and can create vindictive Terminator birds.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:29, Reply)
And I knew it had to be a b3tan!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
jerking teary uncontrollable office lols. The dust one, the mechanical beak - so good. The one where they remove it at night kills me most though. Must look away now before a sacking.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!
Gordon Brown takes time out to write letters to the X-Factor finalists................fucking seriously?
England pisses me off, so much so i moved to holland, and found they'd stolen the format of pretty much all british TV shows and their politicians are becoming increasingly weak-willed and pussyi-ish. Europe, you are doomed.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)
Anti-terrorist agents arrest opposition MP.
We're not in a police state.
But all the elements are in place for one.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)
He was actually doing his job for once!!!!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
just read it on the Beeb, now that shit's fucked up......but explains perfectly why the PM's on a publicity mission.....Pololololiticians....
interestingly apparently one of the leaks was "A letter from the home secretary warning that a recession could lead to a rise in crime." to be honest, did that really need leaking? some things are just common fucking sense. people get poor, government-and therefore police force- has less money to enforce law, poor people steal, police can't get them. 's not fucking rocket science.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)
Not that I live in england (or have a whole lot of nice to say about the experience) anymore.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)
but the dutch have taken the idea to the extreme.
A show called "De Gouden Kooij" - The Golden Cage (spelling might be attrociously wrong there) has a similar idea, the twist? shitloads of people in a mansion, each week they must unanimously nominate one person to leave the house, if they can't decide, then nothing happens. the show runs INDEFINITELY, i think it ran for well over a year before the producers started getting edgy, i think they forced a closure eventually. the winner got to keep the mansion. not bad.
EDIT: Nope, you're right, twas originally Dutch, well that explains a lot.........
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)
but he got sued after he made people eat nothing but baked beans for three days while they had no hot water.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)
Gordon brown writes to the one with the big tits ;-)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:09, Reply)
That means you missed Dead Set, which was fecking ace.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-GgRyjQS8o#t=0m45s
Just turn sound down a bit. Cant find the pic where they look really big ;-)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
but you further taunt me with your youtube links, which i cannot watch because my works IT staff are nazi's that hate me
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
*texture like sun.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)
is what the problem is.
Gordon is just a bloke like everyone else (apart from the ladies, who aren't blokes [mostly]), he's free to write to whoever he likes in his own time when he's not working as PM (if he does). He's allowed to have opinions, likes and dislikes and stuff.
So, what's the big deal? And I'm asking as someone who really doesn't understand what the problem is with this.
I'm sure he's not the only person to write to the xfecktor peoples.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:43, Reply)
I am more of a Diana person myself.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
the one that sings with an unnatural (in that she sounds like she's forcing it) voice and in a style much like Dolores O'Riordan?
edit: dolores was born not far from my hometown.. sort of a claim to fame so it is
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
and as a result, have just youtube'd this Diana person. I agree, it sounds like an affectation - it's not the Dolores 'yodel' that sounds wrong, it's the strange pronunciation.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
i just watched yellow..
there's a really strange pronunciation on the word "you" in lines like... "..and all the things that _you_ do..", amongst other lines..
still, she can sing, but.. *shrug*
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
I see her more of a Beth Orton type.
I can imagine her singing Linger one day. That would be nice, and her voice would be more natural if I was doing her in the bum...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
but i can't quite see her and diana as being similar, but then i really don't watch arse like xfector unless someone links a decent bit of comedy.. none of that making peole look like arses, but the ones where they deserved to be ridiculed
for example:
www.yikers.com/video_holistic_vocal_coach_on_x-factor.html
edit: i think ariel can sing, she just went in with the wrong atitude
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
Not even a teensy weensy bit?
The vocal coach needs to be in Mumbai at the moment.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
otherwise, as prime minister, he would have asked them to down play it.
y'see the prime minister cannot simply be just a bloke, purely because of his role as head of our country, everything he does or says is a national endorsement, and enything he does in the public eye has (almost 100%) been thought through by publicity peoples as well as himself.
if he wants to write them a letter then fine, ask them to keep it quiet. if, on the other hand, he wants to show that he's "just like all other brits, just one of the people" then he can stop acting like such a cunt.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)
Pong, Tetris and more...with peoples.
Made me sqwee ever so slightly with nerdy joy
GC sagt nein
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:37, Reply)
so therefore I shall not utter the usual cry of crystal phalus
Its quite happy isnt it.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
I'll do it! I'll do it!
thats ace, worth another look. dont know if its been on here before.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXU3RfB7308
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 5:27, Reply)
That poem is made so much better when read by Darth Vader.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 5:35, Reply)
Still James Earl Jones though ;-)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 7:47, Reply)
instruct.uwo.ca/mit/204f/audio/raven.mp3
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:28, Reply)
James Earl Jones has a voice I could listen to for months. I'm not so fussed about seeing his face when he delivers his lines.
He always looks so smug.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)
It truly was a glorious moment.
Tigers vs Lions - conversation killer.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
wonderful, I knew before the vid even popped up what it was :)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 3:26, Reply)
along with Licky Kicky the home security dog.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 4:12, Reply)
with Mat Lucus back as George Daws.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 7:49, Reply)
after a nice chrissy dinner ;-)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:33, Reply)
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