Winter wonderland gets 1600 complaints
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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My mate went there
and he said "it's like a fuckin travelers site without the drugs"
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acab, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:29,
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Talk about a Shite Christmas!
I still think it would be funny to go though, if you didnt take it seriously it would be a fun day out.....except for the animal cruelty.
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I see this on their site
and can only think of
laplandnewforest.co.uk love the way all links go to the same page, and the number of legal disclaimers hacked on to the bottom.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:46,
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My Favourite line on the site is
... It's You that Makes It Beautiful ...
Which probably means only ugly fuckers have visited so far.
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Linky dead
But original here: www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/video/videonews/
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:04,
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no not dead. you know all that embedded doohickeys by now surely...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:20,
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According to local news reports, it's gone....
www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3950488.New_Forest_Lapland_shuts_down/
Packed up in the early hours after police were called to a "public disturbance".
*edit* Beeb news now reporting its closure.
Some highlights:
"(A friend of the owner) told the BBC: "He was in floods of tears the other day when I was talking to him because he felt that he had done something wrong to kids."
Ooo-er! As if he hadn't been naughty enough!
"A security guard resigned after seeing a family take their mother out of a cancer hospice for what could be her last Christmas."
"staff were subjected to violent outbursts by irate customers, including Santa being attacked and one of the elves being "smacked in the face and pushed into a pram""
It sounds just magical!
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At least they can all
Go to Alton Towers for free now :)
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/news/article5280970.ece
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arrrgh - it's spreading!
www.laplandwestmidlands.co.uk/
"Images used on this website are for illustration purposes only and may not represent the real event" - No Shit.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:51,
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Teddies in space
Plucky Brits send stuffed toys into space using nothing more than a balloon.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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this is all of the ace!
makes me sad that my school never did anything this cool though.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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This looks completely shopped
but apparently it's real. Go Teddies!!
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revolution now 👊, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:13,
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100% fantastic
They are some great shots
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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From the Daily Heil?
Surprised they didn't run with the headlines.
Helium balloons bring Asylum Seekers to Ipswitch
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:19,
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PAEDO IMMIGRANT COMMIE TERRORIST PROFESSOR STEALS OUR CHILDRENS TEDDIES IN SICK SPACE FETISH PLOT
More pages 1, 2 ,3 ,4 7, 8, 10-15 & 26
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19 miles is nowhere bloody near space.
There's planes that have gone higher than that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:23,
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Hmmmmm 19miles high, 2.5 hours............
I wonder just what sort of breathing apparatus and clothing you would need to live. Think I might pop out and buy a massive weather balloon and a garden chair and have a go at seeing the edge of space myself just like that nice Darwin Awards man. Except without the death.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:33,
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He didn't die
Well, he did - he shot himself - but it was completely unrelated to the balloon thing
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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:42,
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Im definitely doing it then
Where do I get a really big weather balloon from?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:11,
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Take the Wheel, Gromit!
Yay! Wallace and Gromit are coming back to TV.
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revolution now 👊, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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Yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
YES!
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Monty Propps, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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Are you bringing Mrs P to the german market?
I might have to bring Mr T.
(Not THAT mr T)
EDIT: although that would be cool.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:23,
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I shall be
She was typing and I was drawing the other night on iSketch too, not that you'd combine resources on there *cough* ;)
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Monty Propps, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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Oi!
I only did that once or twice. But not usually!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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She did tell me off for writing "CHEATING BASTARD"
When you won :)
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Monty Propps, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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Which time when I won?
I beat you so often I lose track.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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Cheers :)
That's an oldie, could do with tidying up and updating though ;)
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Monty Propps, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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THIS
is what christmas is all about!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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Hahahahah!
Excellent, I missed this trailer on telly the other night. Looking forward to it!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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damn
it's gone now *sulks*
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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Still works for me
Try following the youtube link maybe?
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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gah!
UK people only
-_-
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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notch <-this one
notch
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notch
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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yeah, but
how many times had he had the shit kicked out of him for knocking over a can before?
still a pretty pathetic dog though.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Oooh Mr Monty
I can see there is going to have to be some dog conversion going on if we are to be friends.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:36,
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That is plainly not a dog but a rat in a big fluffy coat
Reminds me of Princess from the Parker and Stone pilot. Anyone got a link to them by the way?
Edit: Not to worry here it is www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-
Edit edit: This is Trey Parker and Matt Stone so should go without saying its NSFW
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:38,
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Squid Attack!
Fuck you puny human submarine! I'm a fucking squid! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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crab_bloke), Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:01,
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there's loads of them
fucking everywhere. fucking godzillas, coming over here, destroying our buildings. i'd send them all back.
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crab_bloke), Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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Lego - war on terror, or WW2 if that's your sort of thing
Introduce your lego characters to the war on terror, or make those indiana jone sets a bit more realistic....
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flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:41,
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awesome papercraft, hellboy samaritan gun
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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pst
img tag has borked
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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that's pretty cool
but I never have the patience for stuff like that
I did do the ceiling cat one :)
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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Inq. Story
Story itself is pretty dull, but 2nd paragraph made /me/ LOL.
/Edit: I previously used the word 'be' to detect Korean spies.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:02,
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that website makes me cringe!
urgh...
also (insert first initial(s) of your country here)FACT, what cunts.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:09, Reply)
i think its great
letting, um, how you say...specials?...yeh specials! write on the interet.
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awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:24,
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gah
terrible writing.
it's like babelfish web translate and "the Sun" got together.
the article itself, while taken as fact states that they face a maximum 66K fine, but were making 10,000 a month for some months and had 55K sitting in a bank account.
Seems to me that it's unlikely they hadn't spent a single penny in all the time and so were making more than 10K a month or had been operating for quite some time, so the fine isn't much of a deterrent.
admittedly they have frozen that 55k, so perhaps some top advice if you're planning on operating a tracker site:
Operate two, when you get busted, use the money from the other one to pay your fine.
of course jail time sucks.
related topic:
I still don't see how you can sue/prosecute someone for having a website that enables users to share files with each other, even if it is used for piracy.
How come google or IRC don't get sued?
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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google enables piracy but it's not its reason for existing
if you somehow (and there isn't an obvious easy way without disrupting legitimate use) were able to stop google indexing anything remotely piratey then billions of people would still continue to use google.
If you stopped the average p2p site from tracking pirated content then what would be left? A few linux distributions, some homemade albums and sod all traffic.
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rob, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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you make a good point
however i would like to propose a counter argument:
"piracy shouldn't be illegal because i don't want it to be illegal"
/redVsBlue
:0)
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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but where do you draw the line?
I agree with you but from a legal stand point one would have to decide at what percentage a bittorrent site becomes illegal.
Sure100% ok
but like you said, they do have home made albums and linux stuff etc.
90%
80% how do you decide?
And what if your site has a shitload of free torrents that no one uses and one really really really popular pirate torrent...
and for how long? what if your site is legit for 12 months then some naughty users start uploading pirated films, should you prosecute straight away?
I think realistically the law has to be applied as it is now, to the individual person who is doing the uploading. While this is difficult i think "becasue it's too hard" is not a good enough reason to leave the users and go after the trackers.
my two pence. Questions weren't aimed at you Rob, just out loud.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:50,
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So 1 year in AU Nick is worth £2k.....
That's pretty cheap!!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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Blu in Berlin
Another HUGE piece by Blu. It remains a mystery how he creates work this big and he doesn't get caught.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:19,
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Yeah!!!
It in no way compares to the HUGE murals that you paint, I mean the ones that YOU do are do are soooo much better....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:33,
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well no.
But then again, i don't want to paint fucking huge, massively ugly pieces of crap on walls.
I'm in no way against decent pieces of graffiti art, that just looks like a massive version of the badly painted piece of crap that talentless nonces paint on train sidings.
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fair enough
I think it is the scale, I have been involved in big wall paintings before, and I know how flipping difficult it is working right up against something and trying to get it still looking good at distance....Check out this fellas time lapsed animation ones. While not accounting for taste they are a real fine effort.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:54,
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oh yeah,
i saw the time-lapse one that was posted up here, and that was stonking, i just don't think that this piece was worth the undoubted time and effort it took to do.
If something's going to be seen from miles away, it just helps if it's nice/interesting to look at, y'know?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:59, Reply)
agreed.
If you're gonna do a biggun, make it a gudden
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:14,
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Because they stated an opinion
And it differs from your own?
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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Have to agree here.
I've seem some lovely graffiti that can really perk up my day just looking at it. That's not one of them.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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That is HUGE!
I loved his animated wall stuff too!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:38,
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rather than painting on ugly concrete monstrosities
i believe the world would be better off if the council (whoever the fuck relates to "blu") knocked em down and built housing for refugees and ethiopians or something.
ART IS FART.
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Thylacine Yawns
It looks like a cute dog-type-thing but yawns like something from Doom.
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krang, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:11,
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poor old thylacine...
still, serves it right for eating the white man's sheep
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In recent years
there have been several unofficial spotting of Tassie Tigers. I reckon there might be one or two left out there. Hope so anyway.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:21,
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The animal is gone
I work with a zoologist who researched the viability of it still being out there years ago
'one or two' was not really going to have it kept it going in the wild if you think about, without a carefully controlled breeding program; which didn't happen
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:18,
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We've got some archive footage of it at the zoo just before it became extinct
that made me feel glum when I last watched it :(
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:27,
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wow
something i never even knew existed! *shame*
*reads about them on wikipedia*
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I better he didn't need one of those fancy tooth brushes...
Having a fliptop head and all!! There was talk about trying to bred one from stored DNA, I don't know what became of that though...
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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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thousands of new species discovered
Although the article is interesting - there is a magnificent banner advert at the very top of the page. I am scared to click the "would you like to learn more link".
EDIT: Which refreshed everytime you load so here is the ad.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)
Daily Mail Wikipedia pisstake
Heh, good old Unclyclopedia gives the Daily Heil a Wiki page as it should look :)
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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:16,
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To be fair
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail
Wikipedia's image about them sums up pretty much the same conclusion!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:33,
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The Hills - The Breakfast Episode
I made this!
So because you were all so nice about my other videos, I made another one.
This time, it's the spawn of satanic TV itself, The Hills.
PS - I love you guys, more than you could ever know.
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Haha :D
I've never even heard of the The Hills, but this still made me laugh. I liked the toaster line, but all funny.
Well done, once again!
edit: My fav was still the olympic coverage you did, that was fantastic
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:01,
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Hahah!
I do love these! You are my overdub hero :)
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:08,
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hahha excellent.
i thought "the hills" was just people referring to "the hills have eyes" remake. guess it doesn't make much difference...
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Pedal Powered Pub
Hmmm...
I wonder if you can get booked for drink driving while having a pint?!
Class :)
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I saw
one of these going down City Road once. I recall it had a novelty midget barman on the back and a trail of kids calling the people on the bike cunts.
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I make it a rule to spend my thursdays googling for 'Electric' + 'Boogaloo'.
I found this early vin diesel clip of him bustin' a move and getting kicked in the goolies
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 7:35,
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Bush tries to squeeze in for photo with troops
back of the line, jerk
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:13, Reply)
Ha - quite fantastic.
If they could have got away with punching the cunt, I think they would have done.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:52,
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There you go again
Confusing the word "ace" with "dribbling idiot".
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:23,
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If there were pictures in the dictionary
then under the word contempt would be a photo of the look on the woman on the right
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:32,
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haha
thats almost a good as the one where he walks along a line and everyone ignores him.
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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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Cuban Hero Dog Tries To Save Mate
Warning - this video shows a dog getting run over. It's not nice.
But then you see another dog trying to drag the injured, or dead, dog off the road.
Good try doggy.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 3:54,
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This just sounds like a sad video
compounded with a sad story of love and loss...
I shan't click, but i appreciate your efforts!
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 3:57,
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a - :(
b - why credit an embedded web video tou youtube? ffs.
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Grundlebiscuit, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 3:59,
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a :(
b they probably couldn't pronounce the guys name and were ashamed...
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Man Jailed For Having Sex With A Horse - Twice! SFW
But that's not what made me laugh.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 3:48,
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Hang on a minute
He was convicted for have sex with a horse more than once but less that three times, OR he was jailed twice for making sex with a horse?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:25,
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this bit made me do a lol
"...to reacquaint himself with the animal."
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:34,
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The
bit that made me laugh was how they'd blacked out the horses eyes in the photo
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:41,
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You see, I thought you were joking there
but they actually have blacked its eyes out.
Amazing.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:33,
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This.
Brilliant.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:44,
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Odd
Is this so no-one can identify the horse they named in the article?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:51,
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If someone had posted the photo I'd have thought that it'd been shopped.
Hilarious.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:18,
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The biggest laugh is
why have they anonimised the horse in the picture
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