THE HAUNTED OBSERVATORY!
I made this!
Moon-Gal makes a disturbing discovery at the haunted observatory.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:14, Reply)
still no bikinis
Where are the bikinis? You promised!
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somegreybloke, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:30,
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They're coming, I swear. Be patient and you'll be rewarded with whole army of women in silver bikinis! … Hmm, if only that statement applied to real life too.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:45, Reply)
Can't help you my firend... But if it's sci-fi filth you're after I've heard Chewbacca's father can hook you up.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)
MOON-GAL!!!
This is really wicked, when can we see the next one???
Who's the guy that plays the ghost?!!!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)
We're on MTV2 - eek!!
So we've gone from home made animation videos which I've posted on here, to an adventure in Guatemala - which has now got us to the dizzy heights of the MTV2 MySpace Charts!
Yes, its a shameless - but we are up against the likes of Coldplay, The Fratellis and The Raconteurs - if you get a mo, please vote for Archangel "How To Lose Your Best Friend" and we'll do a b3ta related gag of your choice should we ever make it on the TV
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:55, Reply)
Cool song - my vote is in there!
Why do the eagles of death metal suck so much cock?
Calling themselves the eagles of death metal with such a shitty, unheavy sound is misleading.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:51, Reply)
notwishing to defend them or anything
but its clearly a joke
how many bands do you know with their genre in their name?
were you disappointed that the Beatles weren't actually beatles?
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"but we are up against the likes of Coldplay, The Fratellis and The Raconteurs"
WOAH FUCKING HELL!
three of the shittest bands ever! good going! YOU CANT LOSE.
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I've been trying to think of a response to I'm a PC
I made this!
i shall now run and hide.
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syd, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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wow
it's been about 8 years or so since I saw a bluescreen
but 4 months since i saw a kernel panic
hm....
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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^ This
I find it amusing that people are still bitching on about the fact that Windows used to crash a bit. As far as I'm concerned it's up there with protesting against the Berlin Wall. The world has moved on and you didn't even notice.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:06,
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Me hads a problem with last computer on XP
Had bluescreen a fair bit.
Now on to Vista, it used to lock up a bit, but now it seems to be okay for some reason. I'm soooort of taking to it, but it is bloody annoying with its security alerts:
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST MOVED THE MOUSE, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
[click yes]
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST CLICKED THE MOUSE, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO THAT?
[click yes]
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST CLICKED YES, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
etc.
Then again, I suppose they do have to make it for idiots at risk of offending their core demographic.
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Yeah it's tedius
but it's benefits are worth a little agro from time to time. It should push developers into making their software a bit better in the first place, it's surprising how many XP apps need admin priviledges to run for any user, pretty shit design really, no hope in hell in running in a guest account either.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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I'm skipping Vista all together and hoping they get it right the next time
it's a shame about my DX 10 graphics card though....
If any developers working on the next OS X version or the next Windows version see this:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME TURN OFF ALL THE BLING IF I WANT TO!!!!
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:00,
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Can you ask Windows to let teh next OS work properly first tho'
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:02,
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i hope the next one is better than vista
i might actually BUY a legal copy for a change
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But you can do that already can't you?
You can make Vista look like XP simply enough, and disable the UAC.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:07,
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ok, but can I make Vista looklike windows 2000?
oh
can I make Vista look like Windows 2000?
that would be great
then I'll only have OS X to bitch and moan about.
/sorry 'bout that
not sure how that happened
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:10,
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Yup sorry, that's actually what I meant, not XP.
XP in classic mode / 2k.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11,
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It's not that bad after you've been through the first security alerts
I've been using it for 6 months now, and wouldn't go back. I find it crashes *far* less than XP ever did, and I use it like a bastard. Benefits: It supports my DX10 8800GTS, and my 4GB RAM (though XP 64 would do this too).
It's also noticeable faster than XP for almost everything I do.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:20,
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I am pissy
*clicks*
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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Anything with the blue screen of death gets a click from me...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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I still want to know
Who this General Protection is what the hell is he doing with my errors!?!??!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:56,
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I am Bill Gates and i'm a Makkapakka
sily ninky nonk
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57,
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am i alone in the world?
as the only windows user (it seems) who hasnt seen a bsod for about 5 years. crashes are not a problem i face? i dunno, maybe im just not an utter noobcake... its a cringe worthy advert though, ill admit that :) (i don't think adverts for operating systems should even exist really)
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Hahahaha they crash a lot and you have made it seem as if it has crashed in the middle of something about them not crashing or something.
LOLZ
Meh.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:23,
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Good old Games
many old games available to buy (for about $5) and download, DRM free and updated to work with XP and Vista operating systems.
I thought this was brilliant, I've found the original fallout games and freespace 1 + 2 all fully patched, I've been looking for these games for a while and freespace I had but it didn't work on XP. worth a look if you like this sort of thing
edit: forgot to mention Simon the sorcerer!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)
oooooooh
Me likey. Maybe theres finally another reason to pay for things again.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:26, Reply)
I've been looking for ages
for a game called Quest which was on the Dragon 32. It was my favourite game ever. Who needs fancy graphics and stuff?! I've not had any luck- anyone track it down for me?
and don't tell me to google it thanks, I have tried!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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Did you ever play Keys Of The Wizard?
That were a cracking text adventure I tell you.
*Edit* This?
coco.clubltdstudios.com/collect/tapes/wizardsquest.html
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Monty Propps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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Do you mean this?
dragondata.worldofdragon.org/Software/pics-info/quest.htm
Edit: Found it! You'll need an emulator but here is the game
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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It's only awesome if you don't play it again.
Memories are awesome.
Old games are almost-always* completely shit.
*always.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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Freespace has been available for free (and legally so) for years
just sayin, you know
DIVEDIVEDIVE!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:20,
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Answer Me This
Answer me this is one of the very few podcasts I subscribe to - along with Adam & Joe, Radio 4's Friday Night Comedy Podcast and, of course, the many Naked Scientists podcasts.
In Answer Me This, Helen and Olly answer questions - simple, but funny.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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I made this, you play this, we are enemies
This is the strangest game I've ever seen.
Ever.
Even Llamasoft couldn't knock out something like this in their prime.
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:59,
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check the newsletter ;)
: FRIDAY GAME
I made this. You play this. We are enemies.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Aaaaahhhh
I did wonder - I didn't get the latest newsletter and forgot that it's on the front page.
/noob
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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When I played that on Friday,
I imagined that was what Dekion's head looks like.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Multiple Kill Vehicle Hover Test
Hover test of Lockheed Martin Multiple Kill Vehicle MKV-L ballistic missile interceptor.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:52,
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Twig technology sure has come a long way.
Their mothers must be proud.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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Wow.
In their quest for a more effective anti-missile device, they have accidentally invented a potentially devastating anti-personnel device. I'm very happy for them.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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but, um
all it's doing there is hovering and tracking something in the air.
those little bursts from the sides are rockets keeping it stable
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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Exactly, that's ALL it's doing.
It's so simple I am going to make one in my shed. BRB.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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i made one of them out of some bog rolls, a can of petrol & a load of bangers
it didnt work quite as well as that
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I was opposing the "devastating anti-personnel device" comment
I though people might be thinking those where projectiles or something, instead of rocket blasts.
:P
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:56,
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Ah, I see. My bad.
It was the words 'Multiple Kill' used in conjunction with a machinegun-like noise that did it.
OK, so I wish them luck in their peaceful mission to interfere with incoming missiles, and I'm slightly more comforted that there would be little point using this
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:42,
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it's brilliant innit
i want one. no, i want loads of them. imagine how good itll be when it's got guns and lasers! YEAH! FUCK YEAH! HOVERKILL ROBOT DOOM! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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Mac Iphone parody, of sorts!
Just made me chuckle this one. Cause when I see this original Mac Advert I get annoyed ever time!
Only NSFW if you thing a toilet is NSFW! Rating U or PG at the most!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)
I would definitely say NSFW
I think if I got pulled up for looking at a girl pulling down her drawers and sitting on a toilet, my defence of 'but you can't even see her fanny' would fall on deaf ears.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:04,
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Level 8-4 Origami
I know this was in the Metro today, but posting for those that missed it...some truley amazing applications for this also. Enjoy
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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UK Libel Law (explained in post-it notes)
I made this!
I forgot I had this sitting on the shelf until recently. The Usmanov Vs. Blogs saga in under a minute...
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47,
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That was very well explained with the minimum of fuss
I wish more "Raaarrrrgghhh-we-are-being-censored!!!11_haxzors!!" type videos would take this approach....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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good for you
oh yea i dont care because bloggers are fucking lame. nobody gives a shit what they think, everything they utter is a pile of boiled piss socks.
the end.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, Reply)
Sad sad day
Although I thought fasthosts were always a bit shite myself..
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:24, Reply)
I can back this up
as a journalist myself. At some point, I'm going to tell the rest of the media about a certain company who used a libel claim to attempt to avoid publicity for an appalling breach of environmental law. That will be fun.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:35,
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do let me know when you decide to do this
:o)
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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I'm not sure how it's libel
if it really was a breach of environmental law?
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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Does it need to be libel...
... if you can have it removed without the matter straying anywhere near the inside of a court?
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58,
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I suppose not
but the defence of 'This is true, here is the evidence' would surely help?
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:06,
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A company was convicted of breaking the law
Then moaned to the prosecuting authority that a press release it wrote was libelous - and got coverage of it pulled from more than one website. I can't really say any more at the moment.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:44,
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this is because fasthosts are shit
and notorious for this, as well as taking money from your ccard quietly, then telling you some time later about your new non-refundable purchases they've made for you.
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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41,
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That Fasthosts would fold so quickly and spectacularly is a tribute to their shit-ness, but...
This happened mainly because the law allowed Schillings to step past the author of an article and instead threaten the company hosting his website (thereby allowing them to silence a critic of their client without any of that 'day in court' nonsense).
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46,
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You'll find that happens largely regardless of the law anyway
If you don't pay enough, the user agreement allows it and the company's a bit hooky they'll drop you like a stone at the slightest whiff of any complaint.
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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58,
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Raccoon Willie
For those of you who haven't seen the antics of Raccoon Willie before.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)
Dim, fluffy dog, trapped by -impenetrable wall- of empty cans
[fpah, it won't let me embed it :P ]
NO ESCAPE
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guplik, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20,
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Mario Kart Love Song - Bowser's Reply
I made this!
Hello all,
Mike posted the original of this yesterday (or the day before, I forget) and I had not seen it before but found it to be the most beautiful thing I had ever witnessed. Thus, I decided I needed to make a not as beautiful tribute to it, from Bowser's point of view.
The original will always be the best.
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Great!
More like this, please!
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:21,
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If I wanted to chat someone up
I wouldn't use the chat up line "Turn me around".. who knows what might happen! but that said top stuff!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:53, Reply)
great song
However I'm intrigued to your dogs sock chewing.
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PhoenixBlend, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:02,
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He bites the end...
...then pulls it as far as he can, which usually eventually leads to it pinging off taking him with it (he's only a little pup).
It's very irritating however, although it does sound cute. I shall video it and post in due course!
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Man convicted of child sex pics... of the Simpsons
Chap in Australia fined and given a suspended sentence after cops found 'cartoon porn' on his computer.
Tasteless... yes.
Criminal...?
Could this spell the end for the whole Anime industry as well?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:49,
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But THESE electric sex pants are MINE!!!!!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:35,
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The IT Crowd last friday.
It was tres amusant!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:13,
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I was
there with all the sex pants and the filming. Jen totally trashed the toilet which was funny.
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moogy boobles, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41,
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Do you work on the show or something?
If so I want to be you.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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This beats all our sigs!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00,
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I'm imagining the content of the pictures in question...
Does that make my brain illegal? *concerned*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:34, Reply)
^ ARREST HIM
BEFORE HE IMAGINES AGAIN
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:36,
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Funnily enough,
Someone said not to google Meg Griffin without Safesearch on the other day, and obviously, as soon as they said not to, I did.
Very strange/
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:15,
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If these are what I thin they are
then I saw one of them about a decade ago. It's a bit odd, but there's far, far odder, and more illegal, stuff out there.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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"Eat my shorts"
It's his own fault for being so provocative.
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mookay immune to icons since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:57,
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^this
The little tart!
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:26,
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they've tried so hard to make it look nice to eat.
but its the mush stages that put me off.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:14,
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i thought i'd skim that
whatched straight through (yuk to pink paste meat)
strangly fascinating
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:26, Reply)
Looks like food, smells like food
tastes like grandma's flaps.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:58,
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Hmm...
Grandma's flaps
Clapped in church on Sunday morning
Grandma's flaps
Played a tambourine so well
Grandma's flaps
Used to issue out a warning
She'd say, "Billy don't you run so fast
Might fall on a piece of glass
"Might be snakes there in that grass"
Grandma's flaps
Edit - it gets worse as you go through the rest of the lyrics.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27,
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The mouse hits 40-year milestone
The humble compluter mouse is 40 years old!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:23,
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Ta for that
its weird, because yesterday I was wondering who the first person to call it a mouse was..
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Jorvic, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41,
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Oh no! The dad of Bagpuss, The Clangers and Ivor the Engine has died
How about an Image Challenge in his memory Rob?
Tis a sad day :(
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:58,
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A true legend
His autobiography is well worth a read, he truly loved what he did.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:17,
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heard this this morning
most sad...
Bob Spiers has died too (director of Fawlty Towers amongst other things...)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:17,
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I met him once
He gave a talk at a theatre in Brighton. It was only a small venue and there must have been only two dozen people there.
This meant that we all got a chance to hold Bagpus and Professor Yaffel
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:33,
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*bows head*
*sheds a tear*
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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That
is so sad. He was a hero of mine and a true B3tard before the term existed.
I emailed him a couple of times to ask him to do an interview with B3ta and his responses, ("no" both times), were so sweet and self effacing. He geniunely didn't think people would be interested in an old man's ramblings.
His book "Seeing Things" is well worth hunting out. A gentle, unassuming man who, had the platform been around in his day, would have been king of the internet.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:14, Reply)
Especially...
If you get the version with the CD-ROM - loads of goodies for your enjoyment.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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I think I'm going to throw up...
(BBC News link so SFW)
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:15,
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dont look now
but your icon is on fire
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:43,
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omg no wai!
Same b3ta day!
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:35,
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If she'd let Andrew Marr have a go, then I'm definitely in!
\o/
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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an old fox
and old foxes normally have mange
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Martial Arts vs Coconuts (coconuts win)
I just feel bad for the guy :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:29, Reply)
What a video.
Truly hairs on back of neck erecting...and also makes me weep like a bear with a fucked paw.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:30, Reply)
only thing to make me cry
fact
*apart from when Johnny 5 get's broke in short circuit...i ball my eyes out at that*
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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Oh god....when he gets beaten up by those nasty fellows?
That used to make me feel sick. And then he's all smashed up and writes "dying" on the wall with a bit of chalk...
Traumatic.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:11, Reply)
Yes, I can't watch this video.
But worth it if you haven't seen already, really quite remarkable.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:42,
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