Screw drive
Whumm whumm whumm! Who wouldn't want to be propelled through the siberean tundra with screw drive propulsion?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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the lack of sound
made me franticly chek my speakers..
but nice vid non the less :)
*what lack of sound etc..*
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arrangedletters, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:34,
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shagohod?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 21:57,
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Eric Baum fired from ebaumsworld
In case the link makes no sense: some company bought ebaumsworld, and fired the entire team.
Delicious, delicious schadenfreude
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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Ha Brilliant
I only understood what total twats they were till recently
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Jorvic, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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hahahahahahaha
Oh, that has just made my day!
Karma's a bitch :)
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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:09,
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Delicious schadenfreude indeed
I especially liked:
"I'd also say that the content department is probably going to be just as lost. "
Yes, your original content development...
edit: Reading down, the comments are getting amusing too. (Probably everyone from here, I presume?)
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Nice
"you should have slapped a "ebaumsworld.com" sticker on the van, then they wouldn't have been able to steal because you put a "ebaumsworld.com" stick on it"
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magnum, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:25,
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It'd be nice if everyone did,
I've just put my tuppence worth in, even if I'm severely lacking in the talent department
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:27,
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Well considering he sold the company
He's probably got a few million in the bank from the whole thing, but damn that's funny...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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That is great news
he has made millions from theft the snidey twat.
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ebaumsworld
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I'm sure he's crying
all the way to the bank
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 21:34,
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Fake motivational posters site
NSFW
Made me chuckle.
(Some involve norks and such, so I wouldn't recommend viewing while at work.)
I'd have thought this'd've been on here before, but lets just press the button and see...
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pfffffffft!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:54,
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Buy the Incredible Gopher Now!
NSFW
We had another one of these posted a few days ago. I thought this one was definitely worth sharing too.
nsfw due to abit of sweary language
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Hahahaha
"80 bucks - just fucking with you, it's 20"
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:00,
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that reminds me
some of the vids used in the b3ta tv thing.
is that tony hutch? or some one with hutch in their name?
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:32,
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ZOMBIE GRINDER!!!
Sorry to be a /links whore, but I was just revisiting an old classic, so I thought I would share ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:15,
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http://b3ta.com/links/256426
Not claiming GC or owt, just pointing out that I love this too :)
Needs more Catasexual Urge Motivation though.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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:-)
I have posted it too a couple of times. I am starting to get into Zombie films again (not that I have seen loads) and this always gets me in the mood for them. Any Zombie flicks worth watching? I am always open ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:43,
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I'm not that up on zombie films, really.
As proof of this, my favourite is Hard Rock Zombies...
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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That looks incredible,
and I should be able to Piratebay it too. Cheers! And here was me, thinking Braindead was the best one.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:53,
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resisdent evil : degeneration
not long now till re:5!!
usual of the dead series, island of the dead is out next year!. zombie flesh eaters. an aussie flick called undead is also very good.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 19:32,
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Many thanks,
TOO PIRATEBAY!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:00,
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i'm confused
all i get is a runnign man running with no zombies...sad face.
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haaaaaaaa!
when it goes mental.. awesome idea.
I've always loved the living dead at the manchester morgue.. but that's a lot to do with the fact it's a spanish film set in the lake district.. that has nowt to do with manchester.. and there's zombies caused by nuclear farming equipment..
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arrangedletters, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:53,
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HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
I was mucking around with cr3ation, and came across this lovely gem.
I wont spoil it, but just have a little listen.
cr3ation seems to have a little soul since the FHM lot have been having a go. Just a thought, but could cr3 make one just for b3tards. The jukebox is always full of crap at late. Sorry, loves ya xxx
edit: actually, its not always, just sometimes
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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woooooooooo!
*dances around in pants*
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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*wedges*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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Hahahaha
that is a massive improvement on the song.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:11,
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which one?
hope you dont mean ghostbusters
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:30,
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That. Is. Fucking. Genius.
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:28,
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Love it!
Like peanut butter and banana sandwiches, the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Awesome!
I have a newbie question- How do I upload audio files like on this post?
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chrisdlugosz.net/x/Transformers%20The%20Movie%20-%20The%20Touch%20-%20Stan%20Bush.mp3
Open the 'post a new link' bit.
Pop the URL into the 'URL' bit.
Write a witty title, and a description always goes down well.
Press 'post this' and the wonder of cr3's coding will do the rest ;-)
edit: i think I was a bit thick there?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 18:27,
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Audio files
I was talking spefically about audio files- not video- I have uploaded URLs from youtube etc- but how do I get an audio file to play in the jazzy player like above?
e.g. how do I upload aiffs, wavs etc? or are they flvs?
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That was fantastic...
Along similar lines...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?music=ghost+that+feeds
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:25,
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great!
i enjoyed that.
there should be more of this sort of thing on the telly.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
Why do monsters
and evil people find every thing so funny?
And that was brill!
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PhoenixBlend, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:33,
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Wear a T-Shirt that tells it like it is.
Some people used to do stuff. They think they were bad, and they want to let the world know how naughty they were.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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Would the EX- Hypocrite be Ironic?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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Naw..
.. but the ex-Tshirt wearer one is
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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EX-mastabator
currently - a wanker
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:04,
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Seems very odd
"I used to masturbate, now I have a 'passion for Christ' "??
Can't say bearded Jewish hippies do it for me, but live and let live I suppose.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:31,
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that whole site is a giant WTF
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:48,
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A black guy wearing an 'ex-slave' T-shirt
This really does worry me.
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he seems a little young
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:53,
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wtf!
"hit up their new article, "Masturbation" It breaks down the lies behind masturbation, explains how this is actually a sin, and how we can be freed through Christ."
fucking idiots, I'd wank on their website if I didn't have to clean it up after.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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Michael Bays Robot wankfest 2 superbowl spot
Also known as Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:44,
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OH! MY! GOD!
I CANNOT WAIT!
*has palpitations*
It looks alot less *geeky nerdy Sam* than the first one, loads more action YAY!
*goes into a quiet corner for her girly moment* - JOSH DUHAMEL *SWOOOOOOOOOON*
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:50,
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haha alright
caaallmm ddooowwwnnn
ddeeepppp breeaatthhsssss
If you're interested in new star trek etc, all the spots are up on www.aintitcool.com now
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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did anyone else...
think that the redesigns of the transformers is a bit complex? Half the time you couldn't tell which grey lump of metal was supposed to be which one..Half the time you couldn't even make out where their arms and legs were during the fights.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:53,
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Aye I found that
Also I would be happy if the film lasted 90 seconds as the kid gets firebombed into a thousand pieces... *roll credits*
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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Totally agree
And they look too similar, and moved too quickly to make any sense at all. They kept blending into each other and the background, especially in the final fight or whatever that was, so you had no idea who were goodies and who were baddies or what the hell they were doing. It was the most bewildering, mind-numbing film I've seen in a while. The sequel looks exactly the same.
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(my thoughts on this below)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:24,
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Completely agree. I spent the whole of that final scene
waiting for a single shot that didn't pan at 50mph. It was so annoying not being able to see anything.
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thiswasmyclone, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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MORE CG DETAILS!
No. More than that. more! More! MORE!
Ok, now everything is way too complex for anyone to make sense of. Just add a little more and it'll be perfect.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:13,
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^This^ (and Cap'ns above also)
Everything moves sooooo fast and and the models are so mindfuckingly overworked half the time you just have a fast blurry visual headache punctuated with orange explosions instead of action sequences..
It's like watching film direction by a 5 year old wired on blue smarties and extra sugar panda pop, who has some kind of cannon that just fires vast volumes of lego bricks at the camrera all the time..WITH REALLY LOUD THRASH METAL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:24,
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and then there's a big explostion, KERPPPPPPPKKKRRAAWWW
and the car drives into the building and it's like, NNNNRRRRRR, POWWWWWW CRRRRAAAWWWW.....cccrrAWWWWWWWBANGABANGBANG! EXPLOSIONS!
Fuck michael bay.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Travic Pastrana - Double backflip
If you think this guy is good on a trike...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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Bestest In The Barn
Pre-school TV can be great. Honest.
RAWKKKKKKKK
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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I cannot think of any way that could be more better
*clicks*
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:59,
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I tried to stop watching,
but I couldn't, thanks muchly for sharing.
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is it just me
or did this remind anyone of Kunt and the Gang? Same lyric structures.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
But even Jollity Farm
Doesn't have the lyric "super-duper moo-cow"
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 21:52,
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finally!!! The whole thing!
Saw this before Narnia last summer.. and loved it!
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48,
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I introduced the boy to bestest in the barn this morning, he must have liked it, as he kept still for the entire thing!
A Click from him too.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Ohh wow, Newslettered! Rock on Tommy!
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:18,
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OMG!
GC in the newsletter.
I thought all designers knew of Charlie and Lola, which I think should be taught in first year design school.
Its awesome.
(I'd like to point out that none of those characters are Charlie, who is also awesome.
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:39,
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"Bestest" is not a word!!!111eleven
My enjoyment of this was marred by the poor grasp of the English language displayed.
What kind of an example is being set to britain's youth? I am appalled.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
that is almost as good as Lazy Town
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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Fantastic!
The bestest part was where they made a chicken, a cow and a pig play musical instruments.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:25, Reply)
I like how the avoid mentioning what comes from pigs
Yet they show milk and eggs for the chicken and cows.
On a related note, I've always liked the art style of Charlie and Lola
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spaceage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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hmm
i love this site, but this is just also the reason i also hate british humor. this isnt funny. i watched the entire thing waiting for something to be funny. nope. nothing. please someone tell my this is funny? kids on a farm? farm animals? did one of them grab the balls of an animal and i missed it?
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i think you missed the point
nobody suggested it was funny
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file_id.diz is going to need a bigger drill, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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Pants off men
Misheard lyrics, looks like the work of a b3tan to me
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:49,
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From the early days of the internet...
THIS is the greatest misheard lyrics ever created. If you never saw it before, enjoy.
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/funk
(i just found out it was from 2002...which is not as long ago as I thought)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:08,
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actually
I think THIS is the best misheard lyrics song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
Who put the goat in there?
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:16,
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hahahah
i enjoyed this
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:08,
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its a gif animatin of a kangaroo
if a kangaroo is not safe for work then you might want to question your employers anti-kangaroo policy.
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connor, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:48,
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my workplace is stringently anti-kangaroo
and has been for some time
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GOATSE WARNING!
poster is a prick.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:06,
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YOU FUCKING TWAT!
dear connor, you are a retard. i hate you.
love,
pissflaps
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:25, Reply)
dear conner
we save that sort of shit for daily mail readers, apparently, please feel free to do it to them and everyone will applaud you for being so brill and clever etc.
go figure.
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GOATSE WARNING
But that's just because of the host not liking the hot-linking...
Copy the link, open in a new tab, paste the link...voila...no Goatse!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:27,
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sorry that as well
I'll just get back to surfing for trannys on gumtree again - is anyone up?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 6:01, Reply)
Ahh
*remains*
*is member long enough to post any number of non-gc videos thank you very much my friend*
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 6:57, Reply)
Not particularily beetaesque but I am up late and these tunes do make me cum in my y-fronts; heavily 80's references ahoy..
^that
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 6:00, Reply)
Google Street-view truck hits a deer
Google once again captures (and in this case causes) a scene with their Street-view truck.
Apologies for the anti-fluff.
Follow the link for the sequential shots as Google have taken the section down and I don't want to spam this board with all the pictures.
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aMac updated his sig, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 5:01,
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good lord
you'd have thought the driver would have asked them to edit that bit out...
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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Yes,
and not only that, it indexes it for searching and adds the video to youtube.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Look what I've done now
I made this!
I made Benny Hill not funny!
and epic too
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:50, Reply)
how about
how about a page that lets you add your own soundtrack to a vid?
maybe with submissions and votes and all kinds of wonderous things :D
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weaver., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:56,
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Tis an idea I have had
But then I would have to put effort into it and I'm lazy
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:57, Reply)
'ow 'bout
just the "add your own music" thing? :D
also, does anyone know how you set up mirror sites?
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weaver., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 4:02,
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I was watching American Idol earlier
(as you do) and someone sang 'it's raining men'.
It crossed my mind that 'some' poeple 'might' find it amusing to put it on the clips of the people throwing themselves out of the world trade centre.
Not me of course - I think it's disgusting.
Ban this sick filth etc.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:41,
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Second half of this fits perfectly:
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/tragedy/?id=oHg5SJYRHA0
Also you're a genius.
Also also james.nerdiphythesoul.com/epic/?id=h8wcYrqIzhg
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:03, Reply)
related link on there worth seeing, too
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=LCKgCjCvSZI
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 2:44, Reply)
That guy's eyes were lol-worthy
otherwise I'm confused why she cracked up...
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