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WHEEEEEeeeee!
Bloke on trike jumps big ramp.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:34,
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oooh, look down there...
www.b3ta.com/links/Totally_INSANE_jump_on_a_kids_Tricycle
*edit* This version is clearer tho!
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..wil, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:37,
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Wheeeeee.
Fuckin sweet jump, how he controlled it is beyond me.
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Adamsky, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 2:58,
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Since when was Travis Pastrana just some "bloke"???? Fool.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:16,
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Kitten vs. remote control mouse
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:12,
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haha
black cats are by far the best!
here´s mine:
es.youtube.com/watch?v=GJdzJfYpeVw
he´s called smelly
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:14,
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Haha. I needed that.
Both of my black stinkers are gone now. I'm still heartbroken and it has been two years.
So thanks. And apologies for being so maudlin.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:12,
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awww.
get some new stinkers.
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Shiksa, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:40,
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They were specialized.
Or rather, they were crappycats. Oh, that doesn't mean a thing.
I was living in a tiny cabin in the woods. And one stormy night I heard a knock at the door. It was a cat. She came in, and then freaked out. She was a feral cat. Then about a year later she showed up pregnant. They were born in the forests under a huge oak tree.
So that's the story. They came to me.
I will. But it'll never be the same. I guess it never is. Oh, I'm too philosophical about it. There will be other cats. I guess I should be happy.
:)
By the way, they looked like cows. Thus my name. Argh. I'm on the internet!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 2:34,
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this is the only reason to own a cat
"My claws are ineffective... Evade! Evade!"
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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HA HA!
That produced genuine LOLs from me - and I never LOL! Damn you.
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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:15,
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awww
cute
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:39,
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Yay.
This is what the Interwebs was created for.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:15,
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Ice ice baby.
Antarctica timelapse.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:48,
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Very nice......
The Aurora Australis is a nice touch as well.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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wow.. whats all the green lights
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:17,
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Erm
The Aurora Australis
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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Snow demons
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:16,
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that's the baby Jesus' snots
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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:19,
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Aurora Australis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_Australis
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:13,
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Space aliens
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:23,
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Monkey sick
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:12,
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Porn addict
I hate to admit this is a ´friend´ *sigh*
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:45,
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HaHaHaHaHaHa.....FURIOUS clickage.....
..... 0:15 :- PRICELESS!!!
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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agreed
Can't say it's awfully brilliant, but it is at least brilliantly awful
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:08,
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Chicken Police
Move along now, nothing to see hare.
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Jay, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:24,
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Closest to the camera,
"What you gonna do, huh? You wanna start something, punk? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought."
Love it.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:47,
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Totally INSANE jump on a kid's Tricycle.
This guy is nuttier than SQUIRREL SHIT!!!
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:07,
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(By way of a response) Sticking with TRANSPORT....
......have this weird TV commercial for Volkswagen from Argentina entitled "FISHDOG"
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BKw_ccBdZEU
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:09,
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frivkin crazy awesome
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:16,
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wtf
insane
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custard, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:25,
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What the fuck? I cannot believe he landed that. legend.
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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legend!
3rd attempt.
Just thinking of the pain of the 1st 2 attempts...
the pain!!!
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:45,
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Imagine if your legs got caught in the spinning pedals at that speed.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:53,
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I'd rather not...
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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Wow!
That is all...
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..wil, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:30,
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whoa
nice
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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He was also the first person to land a double backflip on a motocross bike.
And also beat Colin McRae in the X-Games rally. ¦:¬D
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:35,
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He is a talented fellow
but Colin was way faster until he rolled the car all the way over back on to its wheels again and finished just behind Travis- he's the real legend!
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Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:42,
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powerful! fast! the peak of wrist excersizationing... well almost
I got one of these as a christmas present. It basically acts as a work out for your wrists and upper arm but to be honest I didnt find it particularly useful as I already have a similar training regime. The wanking motif throughout the video made me chuckle the first time I saw it. Now, however, it only makes me sad.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:04,
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had one for about 2 years now, fucking awesome!
pretty good at it myself :) its all about practice... its great fun!
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Lord_Munkee, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:34,
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Same here
I can just get it over 12,000 but I look like a tool doing it.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:17,
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ive got 2 balls
to help me with that
'gets coat'
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:35,
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i've got one too
i like spinning it up good and proper then giving it to kids to hold.
freaks em out good and proper.
nothing i said above should be taken in any dirty context.
kthxbi
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:55,
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Invisible things
some rather good PS'd photos of things being invisible.
much better than it sounds.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:49,
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Nicely done.
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john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:54,
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This is actually quite good.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:07,
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Them's very well done
& right humerous as well
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:13,
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brilliant
so many of them look like hover-farting olympic events.
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:12,
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this would make a great compo
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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^this
with motherfucking bells on
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 4:30,
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Yus
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:19,
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YES! :)
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nocturne72, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:26,
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Happy Happy.....Joy Joy
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SilverSparx Teh chaveh stick is a comin!!!!!!!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:47,
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What the hell is this?
Why have they ruined a classic track?
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Bats, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:11,
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oi you lot
isketch, b3ta room
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:48,
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Pepsi Superbowl Advert
Eurgh...as a big Bob fan this just makes me cringe slightly
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:56,
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As much as I hate Noel these days
Thats made me smile..
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Jorvic, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:31,
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this may be old news since i have never heard of this show
but "With Dale Winton’s Hole in the Wall pulling in disappointing figures"
i imagine dale winton has been familiar with more than a holes in walls in his time. surely they could have worded it better than that.
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connor, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:32,
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Heh
I did a little lol at that
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:40,
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I've always been a proponent of the licence fee.
But I'm afraid this has changed my mind.
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giant_squid, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:34,
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Blooobby! Oh Mister Blooooby!
Oh would, you like a cup of teaaaaaa
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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They have got to be fucking kidding
*smashes tv*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:53,
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I used to fucking LOVE that program.
Every saturday me and my stepdad would go down to the chippy. Then home and me mum an him would watch Noels house party. It was a program that kids and adults could enjoy.
I just hope that a modern version can live up to the old one.
Back to family entertainment rather than reality tv and quiz shows!
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:35,
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I would watch
a dog with the squits try and curl out a solid one for 30 mins if it meant I didnt have to watch nobodies singing for a part in a crap musical or a Christmas number 1 (no pun) and as such I welcome this.
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Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:36,
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Jesus shitting christ!!!
Ban this sick filth!!!
Maybe if you were young it might bring back nice nostalgic memories, but those of us old enough to remember this hideous turd the first time round do not want this back in any way shape or form.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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woo hoo blobby and noel is far superior
to xlax factor and anything with dancing in it
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:25,
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ffs
I know times are tight, but fuck off, bbc.
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thiswasmyclone, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:27,
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I wonder
who he'll kill this time.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:33,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
EVERYONE hates noel.
hes a cunt.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:24,
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Greenpeace bin gets taken out with the trash
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:12,
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Link doesn't work for me.
*Whips*
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:49,
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works fine, just tried it
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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Sorry, not for me :(
I've checked out the site though, and it looks like a Finnish 4chan.
I've been reading the website of your radioshow. Looks good and I applaud what you're doing, although I must admit to being unfamiliar with almost every song on each episode. What genres to you favour?
:)
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:05,
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well mainly
indie, electro, pop, rock. We also have automated shows for metal and industrial. No urban music like r n b that type of stuff, not our bag.
Listen to the music on the shows, there are some great bands featured. Ones to look out for are Broadcast 2000, Isosceles and Operahouse.
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:31,
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Good God
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:16,
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Geeks and fops
all
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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Jesus!
There's some very punchable looking people on there!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:20,
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Urgh.
Hideous creatures. Get down the union and try and shag something instead of being an embarrassment to your Guardian reading parents.
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cupboardy, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:43,
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Or: Prime Ministers of tomorrow
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:45,
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I dunno.
That last one looked a bit of a studmuffin .......if I was 15 years younger of course.
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girlinthehole, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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kill kill kill
I know those people.. if I'm not mistaken the very same bastards who ruined my experience at Cambridge. Although the lefties were just as bad. That's sobered me right up.
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raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:05,
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Although I kind of like Christopher Stanton..
..he looks like doesn't take anything seriously and has probably blagged his photo onto that page.
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raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:08,
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I bet he still calls his mum "Mummy".
www.cuca.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/davenport.jpg
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Bats, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:15,
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they look like the
cast members from deliverance.
only more inbred
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:36,
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Which one was the new Dr Who? I can't tell...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:50,
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Nice to see the excellence of Cambridge University displayed,
"...there are a few spots avaliable"
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Grindstaff, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:57,
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Alexander R. Langley looks like a real mover and shaker
They are hilariously repulsive.
Brilliant find!
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augsav, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:59,
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FUCKING HELL!
I actually know Henry Walton, vice chairman! He has kept that quiet. Conservative society? He is gay, and not short of a few shocking stories...always had him as a lib dem...
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bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 5:01,
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they may be hideous and vile creatures.....
but they will still be voted into office as our future leaders.
The human race is doomed.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 5:12,
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Could Some one tell me what island this is?
Its a tiny little blemish i decided to zoom in on a while back.. theres a few similarly a fair while west of Ireland, got houses etc. But not labeled or owt?!
Doing my nut in
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Jorvic, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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It's an atoll
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atoll
But I doubt there's any of those off Ireland
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:07,
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Very true
Thay call them 'Atol Atols'....
/coat
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thereisnopoons until, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:09,
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He he he he
Pratas de Wang, fnar fnar
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:24,
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Click 'More ...' on the map and check the boxes
Then you'll see that there is a Wikipedia article about it and some photos.
Wackypedia seems to think it's in the South China Sea though, which as you say is a fair way west of Ireland ;-)
HTH.
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:10,
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One day I shall own my own island
with an airport and everything.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:20,
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Ah ta muchly
Definatly I spotted some islands unlabeled in the atlantic somewhere abouts, with bungalows on them.. similarly too lazy to propperly check it out though.. Not St. Helena or what ever, cos i checked them, then moved north looking for more..
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Jorvic, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:30,
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maybe it's where they breed the super soldiers.
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Markku *sneezes*, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:56,
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It's my place, actually.
And stop calling my home a "little blemish," ta very much.
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Mrs.Fonebone, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:19,
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Return of the Amazing Ass-o-tron
NSFW
I made this!
Evening b3tans, been a while. I'll just leave this here
lolz
www.assotron.net/bum2
www.assotron.net/bum2T
etc.
*relurks, forever*
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limpfish, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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haha
happy memories!!!
The youth of today just dont appreciate greatness Limpy :)
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Pob mk2, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:26,
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Definite improvement on the bbc home page
...and bonus points for being subtle.
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Mrs.Fonebone, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:22,
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US News Blooper
Trust me, you will not see this one coming...
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igotdamaged, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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I love the newsreaders reaction.
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Bats, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:25,
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He did live, at one point.
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__, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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Seen that coming a mile off ;)
*click
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:37,
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It was him!
The bastard!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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The evil bastard!!!
I hope he fries for his crimes!!! Him and his plastic ball!!
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:27,
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:D
New spaghetti cat
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jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 22:41,
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nah
It should have been spagetti cat!!
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Miggyman, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:15,
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It's always the feckin hampster
you can see the hate in his eyes
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augsav, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 4:16,
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hahahahahahaha
you're right,
I didn't see that coming
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:38,
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Damn that hamster!
Always with the 16 year old girls!
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:55,
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Does anyone think
they did that deliberately in lieu of the massive publicity that spaghetti cat got?
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Dyslexic Pidgeon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35,
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HAMSTAH IN DAH HOUSE
I did some work for that channel several years ago. The father of a dear close friend was one of their engineers. One name they had for the news show was "I'm witless news."
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StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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Fucking hamster clapperboard operators
always starting something
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teebie jeebie, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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Better quality copy...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYnLbAKQrA
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Scary, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:41,
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Doh
:)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:22,
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Olivier de Sagazan live art piece.
An extraordinary bit of work with clay, hair and water from 2008, entitled Return To Close. Don't have bad dreams.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 17:13,
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His mum'll go MENTAL when he gets home
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 17:26,
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[sublime!]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 17:48,
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i have seen this body clay thing done before
i know quite a few performance artist types who will do it at the slightest provocation.
but this guy has taken it to a whole new level, woo scary.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:08,
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what the shuddering fuck?
its jsut wierd
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PaulGadd -, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:08,
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What the holy heck...?
That's crazy...
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:34,
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6:40
Amy Winehouse
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'Andeh', Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:38,
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This is the worst performance of Pagliacci
or is this Amy Winehouse having a good day?
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:48,
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wow
that blew my mind. His sculptures are fucking DARK.
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iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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This would make an EXCELLENT villain in a film.
Imagine a crazy mentally ill man, who kidnaps children and 'entertains' them with his vile performance. All he does is throw clay on his face, scream, and cry all day. Occasionally he holds the children tenderly, mirroring some inner anguish, but then rips to shreds and rapes any adults who approach him.
The film would be called Clay.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:51,
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this
is the best idea of 2009 so far.
+ I lolled for about 3 mins after reading the suggestion
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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straight to DVD
I'm afraid.
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dannylharle, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:39,
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hahaha
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augsav, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 5:27,
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that dint alf giv me the orn
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 2:45,
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The scariest part..
is his shoulder/collarbone config. Completely distracting till he got clayed up.
Otherwise rather reminds me of Mr. Fonebone having his bath.
I like this (I think).
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Mrs.Fonebone, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:31,
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