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This is a link post Kitten Chasing A Piece Of String I made this!
Monster Truck in his first ever song! Monster Truck is my new kitten. He's settling in well. He's a bit foolish at times but is an excellent addition to the family.

Hooray for Monster Truck! Watch out string! You cannot defeat Monster Truck!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Monster Truck is a very nice name for a kitten
Well done
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post why thankyou
if we had another he would be called Racing Car.

but we don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My friends have named their cat
Thunderlips.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that is very good
someone was telling me her boy had wanted to call their kitten Battleship or Terminator but she had said no and enforced the name Colin.

Shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend has called her cat Steve
Ithink I prefer Monster Truck
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I called my cat Anubis
just so i could nick name him noobie... it then got shortend further to noob, and then simply nob... which suits him quite well if you ask me
 (That Random Guy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Anubis is a good name for a cat anyway innit
though it's not far from Anus, which is less good
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My friends named their cat 'Chairman Miaow'
which was awesome. Although their kids renamed it 'Maow' as they had trouble pronouncing his full name.

He once woke up another one of my friends by depositing a Cleavland steamer on his chest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha unlucky
I'm going to have to get a cat, but it seems I have some thinking to do about the name. I'm thinking either Unicron, Panthro, Dangermouse, Skeletor or Brian.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post those are all good
but calling a cat dangermouse might give it some psychological issues
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I say why not just name your cat all of those things...
Unicron Panthro Dangermouse Skeletor Brian

has a sort of a ring to it...
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should say that as
we named our beautiful fluffball Mao too. You see (clears throat in intelligent way)"mao" in Mandarin pronounced with the up then down tone means cat. So, you know, technically its correct...
 (tweed_steed will be an inconsistent ninja tonight, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post We have named our 2 cats
Mr Patel
Mr Splashypants

That is all
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
Hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post our second cat got called Isis
to fit with an egyptian theme.
i dont actually think she's ever been called that since we got her, its usually Icy, icy-ice, girl cat, lady cat, icy-girl or "the good one"

even the vets mess it up and almost always say Iris...
 (That Random Guy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post she must be very disappointed
to have such a regal name and then get called iris by the vet
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Battleship is a BRILLIANT name for a pet!
Colin is still pretty good - its better than tiddles or fluffy or some other shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post my step mum had 8 cats all with fantastic names
there was:
Gregory
Jerremy
Dougal
Laveric
Bodie
Doyle
Merrin
and Gavin

and they all had 2 or 3 nicknames each...
 (That Random Guy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive always wanted to call something
'globe' and 'slipper'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one called
Trevor.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine is
called Terry. After Nutkins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he called Terry Nutkins?
Or just Terry?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have cats called
Fang
Scud Missile
Wotsit
Aggro
Dopey
Peebles
George

Various kittens with names such as Dennis, Thunder, Lightning, Monk, Flail, Sooty (a ginger), and a few without names, but with any luck they'll be going soon and we'll be left with just our original 7
 (Freakmandu, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
you are well catted up!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Our cats are called Milly, Button and Lewis Twilight(not with us yet, he's too little). Milly and Button are Tortoiseshells and Lewis Twilight is a black Sphynx.
My sister has a Bengal called Jesus and a ginger moggy called Martin - a.k.a Big Fat Martin. She also has 2 Maine Coons called Crystal and Wolf...and she's adopted next door's tabby, Brian.
 (five5v, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Kitteh's
My cats are called Jasper and Jorg Albertz Jr.
The next one will be called Reinhard Heydrich Jr.
My friend's kitten is called Sparkplug which is a great name.
 (garrison, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I met a dog in a park recently that had been named by a slightly eccentric 6 year old girl
Robin Hood.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he rob sticks from the middle classes
to give to pikeys?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post joel
our cats should rendezvous one misty morning and duel at 10 kitten paces. MONSTER TRUCK VS BATTLECAT!
 (goorf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Especially if he gets fat.
 (evillttlimp is a Ladytron. No seriously she has a suit., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm clicking this just because
the fabric road block map thing on the floor reminded me of my childhood pushing cars around on one exactly the same...

Also monster truck is an awesome kitten name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hoorays!
they can still be fulfilling in adult life you know
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And my little lad
Was very pleased to see 'his' car mat on the internets.

Lovely vid, great name for a cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
He is a fine kitten with a fine name and a fine song about him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou very much!
I will tell Monster Truck and he will be very pleased about that
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have three cats
Frank, Chip & Beans.

All my cats have been given junk food related monikers.
R.I.P Chipolata :(
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old chipolata
how come beans is the only plural? also, is Frank a junk food then?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Short for Frankfurter!
Bean sounded a bit weird thus we pluralised it... :D

EDIT: my next cat will be called 'egg'!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right ok now i understand!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Egg is also a fine feline name.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute moggy :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah he's a sweety
but less so when he's wrapped around your ankle trying to chew chunks off
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Scar tissue is a fact of life where kittinz are concerned...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post true
he's a loveably psychotic little spiky murderfluff
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww Kitteh
It is a fact of kitteh life...

Tickletickletickle Wrigglewrigglewriggle
Tickletickletickle Wrigglewrigglewriggle
TickletickletickNOM finished playing now strut away.

Monster Truck is lulley.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's about right
though the general level of violence while small seems to be pretty high
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it. I want to see millions of views on youtube!

(I helped save b3ta! spike_tones, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Guaranteed
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was I not made aware of this sooner?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Too Cute For Words
But I'll use some anyway. It is also a brilliant name. For the records my cats are:
Zut
Aisha Kandisha
Spike (after Spike Milligan ... coz he's a complete goon)

But my late sister takes the family pet naming prize for her cats:
Beauregard
Baby Driver
and
State of Maine
 (3badcats, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post string sings!
I had no idea string sounded like that!
I have 4 cats, brother n sister ronnie and reggie, adopted toothless stepcat was alfie, renamed to ralfie and the most recent one millie. Had to name her in front of her original mum else i would have called her something better.
 (a girl called harry, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it so she knows what her kids are all called?
Never heard of this bit of cat-lore before. Did she hear what all her other kittens' names were as well?
 (Roehamster, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Best cat name ever
Also best song ever.

Our family cat is called Winston, so named by my brother because he's black like the guy from Ghostbusters. I prefer to think it was after Churchill because that's marginally less idiotic. Still got visible scarring on my arms from when he was a kitten, nowadays he's the most chilled out cat in the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave McF wrote some words on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I have known cats called
Curtains, Windows and Supersuds.
 (godspants, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awsome string catching!
Yay for Monster Truck - he will be mighty and strong!

My kitties are Runty Rockets and Gato Boo-Boo.

Other nick names include Big Boo, Little Boo, Tiny Panther, Little Bear, Bo-Bo, Runty Buckets, Runty Buiscuits, Runty Bubons, Big Bad Boo, Boo-Boo, Boo-Bootronics, Gato Cato, Boobies, Boobie-doos.

All names should be said in a ridculous high pitch and baby-like tone.
 (Just a girl., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with everyone up there^, Monster Truck is a fantastic name for a cat.
I used to have a cat called Nine-Bar, but it was shortened to Nine for social events etc! I named my new kitten Syd, because I found him on Sydnup Hill, and I think it suits him.
 (acme, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Youtube chef makes the traditional Swedish dish Beenzon Töest
Watch some of her other videos. She funny.

Now that's over with, I'm hoping someone can help me find a link that's been posted on here. I've tried various search terms but it's not popping up.

It was a tamagotchi-style game where you brought up a baby chicken, and there was a particularly funny folk song over the credits about listening to chickens swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone posted the vindaloo one a while back
I like her. She's a bit zany in a non-annoying way. And she can cook (not really in this example...)
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what introduced me to her.
Once I'm off the darned diet, I'm trying some of the sensible bits. Any cook that makes robot noises when she's lowering stuff into a deep fat fryer has to be worth her salt.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh heh.....
LOVE the bit with the hammer.

*Click*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
Caloo Calaay, oh Frabjous day.

Never thought of 'Pet'...
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
: )

Reminds me of THIS (in a way)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Did that video
feature cooking?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm5pJuUSD30 probably just because i've been playing Red Dead Redemption a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Patrick Moore tastes space snacks I made this!
The world's most famous astronomer (and GamesMaster!) tries space-based snacks, including Space Raiders crisps, flying saucers sweets and Astronaut ice cream. I made this video for Focus, the BBC's popular science and technology magazine.
(JVC, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post To all the people who say the BBC's science output has been dumbed down, please watch this video.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!
took a second to see he's got a space invader made out of flying saucers
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post After all that sugar
I bet he was bouncing off the walls bless 'im.

*click* because anything with Sir Pat is golden in my book :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's lully
I love good old Sir Paddy :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I always wanted to just hang out with him, this video makes me feel like I am.
ty
 (Monkeysport2000 I like this!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats
to you and Sir Patrick on a great video :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "There's the packet. Here are the raiders. I will try one."
I can't stop giggling.
 (electrichamster, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
someone should do a remix of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Android Apps Are Equal
Just like the staff.
(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So....
Diane is a transexual, yeah?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say so, yes

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post blah blah blah transgender blah issues blah blah people too blah blah
but I lollified.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me a bit of David Duchovny
in Twin Peaks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Really??
*watches again*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o

(Danabnormal, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have a phone that you can call and text from and people can do the same back to me!
Works fine...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post Wrigley's gum - the clean fresh taste of [insert your name here]
The same ad pitched at three different countries. Some background/detail here. I hope you enjoy Great Hair Guy as much as I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Like how
they used the same guy to release the bird for australia and nz, and also how the same little girl was waving a generic blue flag :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post A Horse walks into a Bar, and....

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post Mike Judge is writing 30 brand spanking new Beavis and Butthead episodes
huh huh huh I said spank huh huh huh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have any TP ?
TP for my bunghole
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh huh uhuhuh
Dude, that rocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post Unintentionally funny non-foreigners I made this!
Hello /links.
I need your help.
I'm trying to compile a list of reverse-funny-names-corner - English words, names or products which are hilarious to speakers of certain other languages.
I only know Czech and Mandarin so can only list 'peachy' ('cunt' in Czech), 'shabby' ('stupid cunt' in Mandarin) and 'newbie' ('cow's cunt' in Mandarin).
Please share any more you know. I may write a song with them if I get enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Persil"
is sort-of French slang for pubes
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Parsley?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Paisley?

(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post OUTRAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yes?
how can i help?
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fart
is 'journey' in a whole range of Germanic/Northern European languages.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the wrong way sound isn't it?
RTFQ Headwound you shabby newbie.

Also - 'round'

*compound-fails*
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post fart is speed, not journey...
hence www.flickr.com/photos/skorpionen/3085866906/

(speed bumps)
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Any number of derivatives..
German, Fahren, to travel, giving fart, journey

...and it's still the opposite of what he's after :)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought 'reise' meant journey in German, as well as the scandinavian languages
google translate agrees...
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post fahrt - my bad...
pherf.com/2008/07/01/gute-fahrt/
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pikk
means cock in Norwegian, so saying "I'm off to pick up the kids" can lead to amusement...

edit: come to think of it, so does kukk (pronounced cook) so saying "I'll just cook this chicken, then I'll pick up the kids" could be doubly amusing... (though kukk and pikk are both nouns)
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Coke
is cock in Bislama and despite having studied 10ish languages, that's all I can think of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Donner
sounds like the word to threaten to hit someone in Saouth African.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to add this,
but not sure which language 'South African' is. Afrikaans?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yes that's the one
There's a few more. I'll try to pm them to you tomorrow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoy in Thai
Chris Hoy = Chris Muff
This also means that the Vietnamese City Hoi An sounds like 'Saggy Clunge' to dirty minded Thai speakers.

Also in Thai: 'Jew' = Cock and Kapow! = Basil (wrong way round I know).
 (I helped save b3ta! Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Jew' is Chinese for 'pig'
Terrible accidental racism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the expression 'top shelf'
apparently sounds like something so rude in Thai that my friend would not explain it to me.

I don't have any native speakers of Thai nearby so I can't follow this up right now. Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one nearby, but she's can't think off anything
The best one is "Top Tong", which is a really, really bad thing to say to anyone Thai, even as a joke. I think it insinuates sluttiness in a girl and insults her mother simultaneously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently Heston means something in a nother language
Japanese I think. Greek - askville.amazon.com/SimilarQuestions.do?req=Charlton+Heston+explain+scatological+connotations+Greek+means

i.e. Chartlon Heston. Heston Blumenthal, Heston Services

I remember Blumenthal mentioning it on Jonathan Ross, but I can't remember the language or what it meant and google draws a blank
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post .
"bite" means cock in French. And "peter" means farting.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary
means diarrhea in Japanese

http://translate.google.com/#en|ja|diarrhea|ja|diarrhea
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post sega
pronounced in italian, means masturbate in italian. But it was still a very popular gaming console there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Rude sheep shearing NSFW

(1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha brilliant
Mm.. yeah! I'm clicking this. I'm clicking it hard. Take it, button! TAKE IT. OH YEAH!
 (thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats baaarny

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though
that is not how you shear a sheep. The idea is to take the fleece off in one piece.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post cooking with dog
I am actually well hungry!
(throwing-nova, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A Toy Poodle is NOT a Dog!
That's all I'm saying!
Except for what I just said, just then...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Helps
make a tasty dinner though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, good point, I take that back
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you meant she was going to cook the dog

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
very disappointed
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she was cooking FOR the dog

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post nonononooo
In Japan, male poodle out ranks human woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Poodle just watches
didn't lift a finger (paw).
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post Smile, you're on "Candid Cam................(sorry) YouTube!!
Guy needs a car bumper......so helps himself. Poor guy's shoelace comes
undone bizarrely at 0:45. Posted yesterday, so pretty recent.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post pull off my bumper
baby - the lesser known version of the grace jones song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post 7/7 victim's remarkable healing
Not funny. Not entertaining. Just some good news for the 5th anniversary of the 7th July London bombings
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post wow...
Well done to the good peeps at London's Chelsea and Westminster Hospital, I remember the footage of that lady at the time - so glad things have worked out for her.
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I remember crying like a drain that morning & reading this story makes me incredibly happy. Good for her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a link post The end result of Blizzard's 'real names in forums' thing
That and 75% of all long distance relationships started on wow are going to break up once they realise that Brenda is actualy Brendon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Blizzard shouldn't ought to do them things though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post you know you are!

(kurious oranj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I wasn't going to be the first to say it...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The Noran Sisters?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I have mute on
I thought that was CGI at first
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Spandexy!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Cheeky Girls" X 3

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Chinky Girls"
*runs away*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Kazoos inside: Robyn/Röyskopp remix contest... your help needed :)
hey there b3tards,

a very, very talented friend of mine (http://www.myspace.com/tobiaslilja) entered the Beatport remix contest for Robyn. i want him to win it, because he deserves the attention and it would be great if you could help and vote for him (click the "Spin!" button, you have to register, though). assumed you like his track. which you will, I promise. It has a Kazoo choir! KAZOOOS! Everyone loves Kazoos!

thanks!

www.beatportal.com/remix/detail/none-of-dem-tobias-lilja-remix/
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post BBC HYS on gay asylum seekers
Hold onto your hats!!
 (jambox, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How do they know?
Is there some kind of test?

*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god there's *thousands* of comments,
and I can't be arsed to read 'em all. If someone could post up the most outrageous, that would be great.
My favourite so far: I don't want to deny anyone the right to sleep with anyone, but to receive persecution implies that the man or woman has been identified as being gay or lesbian. I have to ask how? I would suggest that they had been indiscreet in public.
'Outrageous' you gasp.
Is it?
In some countries, I can get flogged for kissing my wife in public, having a glass of beer or for wearing shoes in certain buildings
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to stop reading
as it was making me too FLIPPING ANGRY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's pretty much
what you'd expect when you cross 'asylum seeker' and 'gay'. All the usual unedifying bigotry, untruths, lies, confusion. eg Gays flaunt their sexuality, they are just claiming asylum so they can live off benefits, why is it our problem etc etc

I am yet to hear a coherent argument against asylum seeking which isn't either based on false premises, racism or isolationism. I think there might be such an argument, but damned if I can formulate it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey, careful now.
Logic has *never* had a place in the argument on immigration.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be wanting this blog:
ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/

Dedicated to the stupidest of comments from across the Interweb
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
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my faves so far:

"I hope I don't offend anyone with this, but as its impossible to give asylum to everyone who needs it on the grounds of sexuality, due to the sheer numbers involved, perhaps the UN could set up a 'Gay Israel' somewhere"

and

"If I was trying to get into the UK I would do anything to help my case. If I thought saying I was gay would improve my chances I would. I would even have a homosexual relationship if that helped."
 (jambox, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what I don't get.
Surely, the right would want that kind of go getter, self starter, think outside the box, entrepreneur type that would do anything to get into the country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe that's it - get asylum seekers to do some horrible trial like "i'd do anything to be on TV" from The Word. Such as snog an old lady, lick a fat bloke's armpits, pubes on toast... you get the idea. See how much they really want it.
 (jambox, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Gay Israel" is just Israel, in my experience.
Love the last comment, can imagine some rightwing nutjob standing up at a local BNP/UKIP meeting to say that, followed by "In fact, in *my* school..." à la Portillo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post really late reply, but only 3 comments inis this absolute gem
"As Politicians say,

I cannot comment on individual cases...

And in the absence of common sense...

Why dont we just send out planes daily to every country in the world, let anyone on with a problem and bring them back here to this vast Island that we live on?

People never seem to go the the nearest "safe country" do they?

I really feel like hopping on a plane to, say, Tasmania and saying that I fear for my childrens safety walking the streets of the UK and that I am being persecuted by my government. I may kill myself if they put me back on the plane home.

Whats my chances?"

almost inverse genius
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Again
this comes down to whether you believe in human rights (and what those rights may be), whether you believe that you should defend other people's rights. Given that the UK, like most of the rest of the world, has said yes we believe in human rights (as defined by the UN conventions), and yes we believe that it is our responsibility to defend these rights, this decision is the logical conclusion.

There would need to be some fairly radical change to make this decision controversial at the levels where these decisions are made. The UK would either need to say we don't believe in human rights (or some particular rights) or that they don't believe that it is up to them to defend these rights for all or some people (such as non-citizens).

It would make a little sense to argue for human rights as "Human" rights, and then say that they don't apply in the same way to particular people. If the UK is to support human rights, then it has to defend these rights for all people and that entails, among other things, giving asylum to people whose rights as humans are not being respected. It also means that the UK (and the EU and UN among others) has an obligation to make other governments live up to their responsibilities to protect people's human rights.

The reality, of course is that, the ends are difficult to achieve without suffering in some shape or form. Any policy regarding asylum will necessarily be either to liberal (allowing in those who might not have a well founded fear of persecution) or to strict (sending back people to be persecuted and killed). Any diplomatic policy too generous (aid, talk) to those persecuting risks perpetuating that persecution and becoming complicit in it, and any policy too strict (war, sanctions) risks the very populations whose rights we are aiming to protect.

Britain is a popular destination for those seeking asylum, because Britain is the where the modern notions of liberty and rights were born, notions now extolled in the global mass media of the anglophone world.

If Britain and the British people believe in this cultural inheritance of liberty, then they must see that connection with that tradition from the Magna Carta, the peasant revolts and the end of serfdom, the civil war and the establishment of constitutional monarchy, the abolition of slavery, of universal suffrage, of active decolonisation and the support of parliamentary democracy, and the articulation of those rights we consider now not as our right as Englishmen but as our birth right as human beings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post I saw that Liblr thing in the newsletter NSFW
and this...
 (Monkeysport2000 I like this!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Try replacing
'at the pub' with 'felching'

immature lols
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post let's see here...
http://liblr.com/w?replace=take%20a%20nap&replacement=jerk%20off%20till%20I%20bleed
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
how about..
liblr.com/w?replace=smiling&replacement=shitting%20blood
 (Monkeysport2000 I like this!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
RT @JBieberFanNuOne: @justinbieber i just cant stop listening ONE TIME.I play back again & again.Man im still shitting blood from ear to ear :D & dancing like crazy!

Just had a room full of 90 year olds shitting blood & dancing to @MayerHawthorne. Much love, Mayer. You've got some new fans!
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post Sudoku
Flash Sudoku game
 (pictimo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, I see...
...all you've posted so far is stuff on your own site. Forgive me for saying this but it does make you a little bit of the processed meat product pedlar
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you turning into a spucking fammer?

You're missing kittehs or puppehs. Try posting other things, so you don't sound so precocious - "Ooo, look at me! Look what I made! Aren't I clever", etc. You may get Shakespeared otherwise (Bard).
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Tcch
This Soduko site is much better, and doesn't require you to run Flash (my company blocks it at the proxy).
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Expected "I love horses"
Oddly dissapointed that it was actually suduko
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ho ho
there should be a name for that feeling
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post There hasn't
been enough of this lately - I used to love the joy of that song...cropping up at unusual times... how the heck can you send someone to that site without them knowing thats where they are going - dashed clever in my book.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "user not found".
The Gods of B3ta have reached their verdict.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post Is this your homework Larry? NSFW
NSFW for language
(Jalf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 minutes 40 seconds....
That's all I'm saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

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