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This is a link post The Tin Foil Hat Sessions
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post This hasn't got enough appreciation it deserves.
This seems very b3tary material to me and I think it has been linked before...but it still sits on youtube on it's own with a poxy 2400 views. It's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
...who is david then?
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic! :D
Although I think it'll be stuck in my head for a while now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post HUGE skateboard
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
How odd. That's what would happen if Tony Hawk was a Borrower.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the best use of time and money ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that looks like a lot of fun...
how do i make one? hahaha.. yes
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll need one of these.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrink_ray
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Now that Germany are out of The World Cup, they can concentrate on fashion

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
such moves, shurely to be emulated (by me) down the club on friday night. wont wear any german footy tops though. maybe a SPAIN one (hurrah - a victory for football - although it took a while and was a header by a defender from a corner. tactics shmactics)

any idea what they are saying?

also loving the flared jeans. wish i still had mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post they are saying
"vow! zees bundesliga closings are verrry groovy, nien?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post yu vill pull ze chikz in deez shirtz all de nights loong"
yah?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yah!
votch out laydees, Helmut unt Kurt are in de houze*


*Can I just offer a big apology to any Germans who might be reading
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahha
or speakers of german?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I just took a call from a German lady
she made no sense, and I kept thinking about this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
I've always thought the Bundesliga was ahead of the Premier League
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe this explains Germany's low birth rate.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Lady Gaga is a plagiarist!
The Beatles sing Telephone.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few different ways to look at this
Rodney Jerkins was the producer of the song.
So it could be him that's at fault.
Plus you should read KLF's book - "How to make a number one hit" (you can find it online as a .pdf)
It talks about taking chords an sounds from other hit records.
But all those original early hip hop records that inspired millions of people sampled tons of hit records.
I think it was Elvis Costello that once said, "every hit record out there was inspired by another hit record"
Lady GaGa's music is pop and disposable, but that's the way some artists and labels think,
It's has a short shelf life, so lets make our money now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
However- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Kir%C3%A1ly
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Stylish Addon FTMFW

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you, my work here is done.
*ponces out*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You make a point.
But the music industry has been going that way for years really...
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Since The Dawn of Man

^^
Worth a look : )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you!
Got me that time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post so essentially
he's the talent for all those acts, and they are just the front-man/woman/thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Kind of, if you consider what she did before she was Famous but ultimately a label will set up a singer/song writing artist with
(what they feel to be) the right producer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, thats some nose
did she borrow it from barry manilow?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Barry invented Big Noses, he own's the rights to them all!
Imagine what his royalty cheques look like?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine what his quarterly royalty cheques look like!
His MCPS pages must look like Encyclopaedias!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...
It's dubbed. It's meant to be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you even watched the video?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's been waiting a while to have a rant about it.
So long that he couldn't spend 10 seconds watching some of the video before posting. Hehe.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I pity the fool
That thinks The beattles could really have sung a song about cell phones.
Even without watching the video !
 (Wespel fried french., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well why not
They invented the iPod...
 (Cap'n, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wikilols which only last a few mins I imagine
"His most recent work can be seen splattered across the chest of American pop singer Ke$ha after they collaborated together."

in reference to www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/kesha-sex-picture-leaked-online-leaked-stomach-more47563
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
Is that really Ke$ha with spaff on her chest?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post Have a look at his pictures.
He looks a bit like Weird Al.
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha OMFG
Hummm... I feel a poll coming on...

Baruk...
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo you're some cold bastards out there!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post With girlfriend
but proper munter, I'm feeling generous today!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post fat, twice-divorcee in her fifties
with bleached hair, a gunt and a prolapsed fanny. She wears leggings and shops in Asda (Smart Price range only).
She has 4 kids by 3 different men, and they only come round when they want money for booze and drugs. They steal from Baruk but he says nothing for fear of reprisals. Baruk hates his life, but does not have the confidence or money to do anything about it. Baruk occasionally visits his widowed mum in the hospice. Girlfriend never comes with him. He is secretly glad of that. He cries quietly to himself on the bus on the way home. He has a part-time job in Comet but has been warned for leering at the female employees.
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post this is my life
are you my stalker?

that prolapsed fanny though, the things i can get in there....
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post there is so much to carry round these days!
phone, wallet, keys, ipod, tissues, rohypnol, balaclava

it's a shame that handbags for men are so unfashionable, still at least you have a solution!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
yeah, it er, comes in handy...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a "gunt" ?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post prepare yourself
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of women have a bit of a bulge in this area
i thought it was because it was where the baby making equipment was?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post well yes, I guess
but after babby is made, there are the pelvic floor muscle exercises to perform!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post but the bit between the pubic mound and the tummy
isn't the pelvic floor shurely.

gotta dash. thanks for this great thread!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me sad.
Poor Baruk.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like, I can make him win the lottery
and get his self-esteem back
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yes please!
And get off with a lingerie model and live on a yacht.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that
he's not getting a better life than mine.

How about...

On his way home from Comet one night, Baruk spotted an job advert in an agency window for a warehouse operative. He felt he could do that, so applied and got the job!

Six months later he had a new circle of friends and managed to save up a bit of money and secretly moved out of the flat he shared with his girlfriend and started up a new life a few miles away. He was now living on his own, but was very happy.

Shortly afterwards his mother died in the hospice. Her funeral was a quiet but dignified affair. Baruk inherited enough money to put a deposit on a 2 bedroom terrace house which allowed him to get to know his neighbours. He struck up a friendship with a plain but friendly woman about the same age as his. She lived 2 doors down. Her name is Susan. He did odd-jobs for her, she cooked him meals.

As time went on, their friendship became stronger until one night they kissed. They kissed for hours. They couldn't keep their hands off each other.

They now spend their weekends attending fantasy role-play events and are both happy, if cautious about the future.

Baruk has been promoted to a supervisor position at the warehouse. He has bought a small car and is planning his first ever foreign holiday with his new girlfriend. He never thinks about his ex.
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Good for Baruk. See, life as a German role playing odd bod isn't so bad really, is it?!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post his life is in my hands

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you've been having an affair with her haven't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS NOT MY LIFE STORY
I am in fact one of her children
*steals £6.72 from Baruk's wallet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
"Baruk ging daraufhin zum nahe gelegenen Fluß und badete dort."

whatever mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post immediately followed by
"Die nächsten zwei Stunden blubberten aus seinem Mund Seifenblasen, aber dies schien ihm nichts auszumachen, denn Mbarrka schien die Seifenblasen interessant zu finden."

Soap bubble came from his mouth for the next 2 hours, but he didn't mind because Mbarrka seemed to find them interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
wow.

so what does "Baruk ging daraufhin zum nahe gelegenen Fluß und badete dort." mean plz?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post .....
Baruk now went to the close river and took a bath ...
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks and sounds better in german
sounds boring in english. i was hoping for something esoteric ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of stuff sounds better in German
Bitte einmal Doener mit scharfe Sosse.
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post is that your sig in german?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No. Its how
I order a doner with chilli sauce.
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
thats his girlfriend in the hairy bear suit?
 (Emohawk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No his girlfriend is the axe

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
It's not just the caveman outfit. The other characters on that site are full of win:

www.aratan.de/charakter.html
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
You are not wrong! matey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I spoke German
so I had even a vague idea of what's meant to be going on
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it would be enough
to put on contact lenses ...

his glasses destroy the magic.
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post True
hence his pirate looking like a middle-aged gay accountant on a yachting holiday:

www.aratan.de/michel.html
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ. And this is the country that put us out of the World Cup?
sheeesh...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
.
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post viva espana!!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post NEDERLAND!
Sister in law is of Dutch extraction - good enough for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post viva espana!!
finally van bommell wil be red carded...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm for the Netherlands
because i love "Fla" and i hate "Tunel".
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post fail compilation
as you would expect
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post also
a best of google street view

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrElZQ3ckM4
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that was cool
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
HamMan - haha what a tool
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like the fact that he has the word HAM written on it
you know... just to make sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post best. meat. costume. ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
it is based on the costume Scout wore in To Kill a Mockingbird.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:20 genuine lol.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch ouch ouch
I enjoyed 3.40
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch!
I do like a good failcomp.

The slo-mo on the fat kid's face at 6:08 is priceless!

*clicks*
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post cant someone make a fail compilation without all the painfull looking ones?
plzkthx
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
You've been framed's level of ouchies is about my limit...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post : /
Too many Ouch's!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever it says at the start
There's absolutely no way the bloke at 4:25 wasn't in a lot of pain.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
some proper funny ones going on there. It does make you wonder what else they were expecting to happen with some of them, either complete and total failure accompanied by lots of pain, or defying the laws of physics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post once again reinforces my view that anyone who attempts tricks without wearing at least a helmet deserves everything they get.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:33 FTW!
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
that one made my day
 (I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah
it's as if i knew what would happen and tried his best to enjoy it
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The dog one around 2:34 has to be my favourite.
He just looks so pleased with himself. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:33, Reply)
This is a link post Boba Fett flashdance
Some nice stop-motion for your viewing pleasure.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very good.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post now if I can just figure out how to get rid of the DNA evidence .....
mask that looks uncomfortably like the edge
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Eyes... it's always the eyes that let these sort of things down. It just tips it over into the uncanny valley type areas
Still, put a pair of shades over em and I reckon no one would ever guess!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post if it was dark
and you came from behind tho
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you planning to do?
:-|
 (I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And lack of micro-expressions.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Implants or Steroids (or both)?

EDIT:
Oh, it's a mask - Derh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post great if you want to look like a neanderthal

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that is freaky as hell
jeez.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Your clothes, your boots and your bike.
Give them to me.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Raoul Moat would love this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for scaring children!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHurPXXYQlk
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well thats
30 years of nightmares sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post bit of paper mache, a few poster paints,
anyone could do it... although a hello kitty t-shirt is the quickest way to look gay.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post Pop Ups
So, I was right all along!
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post btw
the fella on the right of the preview picture is also here:

www.b3ta.com/links/Aussie_comedian_Brendon_Burns_vs_heckler
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
that was all staged.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yup indeed

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
if u watch the full show, they both come on at the end and do a dance onstage! i was a bit dissapointed when i found that out tbh.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite GC I;m afraid.
But have the gallery of the game: boardgamegeek.com/images/boardgame/16904/offshore-oil-strike
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Titwanks. Never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't seen it before, thanks for the link :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
"It’s amazing when you think that their own game predicted this big oil slick"

Not really, it's hardly an outrageous suggestion that an oil platform could cause an oil slick. If they'd suggested that a massive eagle blocked one of the outlet tubes and the entire drill continued to the centre of the earth and destabilised the spinning of the earth and we headed into the sun, that would be a good prediction if it occurred.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I slept under my car last night
And woke up oily this morning.
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post How to drive in APB - pretty funny, with pictures.
Actually, pretty useful for any driving game, or real life high-speed pursuits for that matter.

A little bit sweary.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
Shame it's such a shit game though, i was really looking forward to it. :(
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hoping...
That they sort they sort a lot of the problems out with it over the rest of this year. They've spent too much on it to just let it wither.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They had the old cabinet version
of APB in a hotel in Blackpool that we used to go to as kids. Me & my brother would spend many hours & 20p's on it. *sighs wistfully*
 (MyFakeName, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a link post Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
Almost certainly GC but one I hadn't heard before now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim is Win
Looking forward to his tour this year. Seeing these songs with a 55 piece orchestra is going to be epic!
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post (single) "Mans Best Friend"
$100, a few beers down the pub and it works just fine!

www.etsy.com/listing/39301198/mans-best-friend



 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post thats pretty rank...
good find
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post RANK?!
Beggars can't be choosers.......(or something)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post grim...
they can
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Never look at the mantelpiece while staking the fire!
etc, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you want to impale a fire?
Or did you mean stoking?

/grammarNazi
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Zare iz normally'z a spacez betweenz 'grammar' andz 'Nazi' Meine Frau
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post More cushion for the pushin'.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "it is fully operational"
but is it fully washable?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Botanical genitalia!
Plants showing off their sexybits* for all the world to see... the filthy, filthy harridans.

*Official SCIENCE word, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This music is similar bit legally distinct from The Firestarter,
The Firestarter...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah: I noticed that, too...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm The Firestarter, but not THAT Firestarter,
Hey, hey, HA!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Moving speech from Cumbrian MP about press intrusion
The press would do well to read and consider, especially given current circumstances.
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i remember one of the cumbrian witnesses being interviewed on channel 4 news:
witness: I'd just like to pass on my heartfelt condolences to the families of the victims

channel 4 news: yeah yeah thats great, but tell us - how big was his gun?!
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of people all over the country wanted to know how big his gun was.
Very few people give a fuck about how heartfelt the condolences of one elderly cumbrian lady are. 's a public service innit.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow...
fuck, I had never realised - and am kind of sickened that the story has been buried by the press, fuckin wankers!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Very very nicely said
I like the way that he refused to anme and shame the bovious suspects though by just detailing their tactics it's pretty obvious who the culprits are.

I agree with him completly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Spoof news website win. NSFW
NSFW for written swears
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
while we're on the subject of spoof news - iConkers anyone? www.thepoke.co.uk/index.php/2010/07/08/top-5-worst-apps/
 (mutters mutters, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is a link post Greatest Music Video Ever?

(mutters mutters, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Your definition of “greatest” seems to be broken...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post WRONG!!!
THIS IS!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, this is pretty special

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The nearest he ever got to being cool and down with the kids...
But still not quite.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a real life version
of Miss Piggy
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Trumped by Roye'l
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyuWHWu0Vrk
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this before Matt Lucas was famous?

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Divine was fitter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZuRww8swBc :D
also He/she was actually pretty cool at the time even for hetros!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post OH WOW

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah for gender bending.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSIJy4Aw8A
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Trans music is not just dodgy dance you know
Have a look at this band

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Rb1EEE-A8
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What about this masterpiece..?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=srnYwkHTe9c&feature=player_embedded
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and this from the girl that brought you "chill in my vein"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQOEDOpnrA&feature=related

Nice to see she is keeping the standard up
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
What have I just watched?
Does she play near Manchester?
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
this is the greatest

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
 (full time idiot When you throw dirt you lose ground, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bollocks!
*Right click + "Stop download"*

THIS is the greatest music video of all time!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is good,
but nowhere near as good as this www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry but you are all wrong
This is Teh Winnar

vid lousy, song is awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post More Double Rainbow Fun
In addition to the Autotune below - hope it's not GC...
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post thats actually pretty damned ace!
put a big smile on my face! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

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