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This is a link post testiclestesticlestesticlestesticles NSFW I made this!
And exercise in randomness/weirdness? I'm rather fond of the image of the man at the red table, near the ending.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the pause for breath
i find that randomness and weirdness isn't something that can be convincingly contrived though, to be truly effective it all has to make some kind of sense to the creator
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)
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That is entirely true! But, yeah, this one is little more than some visual wankery with whatever unused footage I had available on my hard drive at the time, so it would be sort of pretentious of me to act like there's some bigger plan here. ;)

I did make some variations on the singing-lower-jaw idea that do have more of an "internal logic" though. Just wanted to post this one first. ;)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
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LSD is a hell-uvah drug
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My secret weapon of WTF-ery:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-s38V7lAI
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post no words can describe really!

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What effect did you use on your speech?
I've heard it many times before and I've never been able to find out.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
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I used one of the standard voices in OSX. (System Preferences - Speech or something like that).

But there are many free online applications. Google "text-to-speech" or "speech synthesis".
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
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Or just take all the bottom out, and then distort it
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post something silly I made for last nights IT crowd I made this!
Just in case anyone was interested. Video wont embed or play outside the UK and will try making you watch an advert (refresh if it does) so sorry about all that.

video editors might like to try playing 'spot the cheesy effect'
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i did wonder if you or another b3tan had a hand in this
:D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i noticed limmy in last weeks show as well
nice to see the internet seeping into tellyworld
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah i caught that too, the window cleaner dude

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant! well done sah

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
there's another bit i did for a future episode but its maybe not as interesting
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post lol @ wishy thinking
top work mr.monty

lots of love
mr.dogshit
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers old bean

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you do it for £50?

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't it £100?

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post To begin with, yeah

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
50 quid would maybe buy them a medium sized lens flare
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd never have agreed to that.

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck did the new Star Trek cost then?

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post £50.
It's one lens flare on a loop for two hours.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nicely done, sir :)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post no you didn't!
roy made it! taking an advantage of an arse-kissing victim like that! :(
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed your name on the credits.
Nice work, sah!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, you dun it! ace

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fabulous
Doths cap
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive stuff.
Was it Graham Linehan himself who asked you to work on it?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, he's a lovely chap

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely wondered if that was you, Cyriak.
MAKE A FUCKING DVD ALREADY. TAKE MY DAMN MONEY.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post good work man : )
: D great stuff
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post FUNK
I need funk for my wedding playlist, any suggestions? Here's one to get you started..
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohio Players - Funky Worm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEscJWErZ0I
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A nice bit of War
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez3g-wZdJzQ&feature=related
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DzX18o-zsA
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Funk you say?
How about this?
(warning: lyrics tackle serious social issues).
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 25 miles - Edwinn Starr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ53qKJaPGQ
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!
I will use that, thanks
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I'm playing this game : )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnjfw6TEBPY
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Shotgun wedding!!! Most fun wedding song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgBkfUOAItE

I have a high quality version so pm me if you want it
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks guys!
much appreciated
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe I nearly forgot this tune!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hygRR6CvfDj
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
no need man, NO NEED
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
haven't heard that tune for a while, twice today now
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Love funk threads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=npbpa2g27JE
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post micky lee lane - hey sah lo ney
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVhDn_jCYbk

northern soul baby
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post anything by Betty Davis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GWikmANtgM
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post Operation Shaft
This is at my old comprehensive. Brought a tear to my eye.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!!!
awesome!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post frankly the lack of sperm is disappointing.
Could and should do better.

See me after class for an example
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
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*needs more Magenta*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaahah
!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
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Haha. Thats my Mrs' old school Rushcliffe Nottingham.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL! I was gonna say where's the pubes,
but they probably don't have any...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Oodles and oodles of exploitation/retro film posters NSFW
What's not to like?

NSFW for the odd drawn wobbly bit.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"if you liked 'Young Frankenstein' you'll love 'Old Dracula'"
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
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Seems VERY broken - Fatal error: Out of memory (allocated 8650752) (tried to allocate 311296 bytes) in /home/webmaster/www/wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-includes/canonical.php on line 242
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I love you...

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post This has been my earworm for a few days
so thought I would share

Jem - They
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this tune
but never had seen this video before... DING DONG!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post they made 2
one for the merkins and this one was the UK vid
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what this was called
thank you muchly it will be my earworm for the rest of the day now too
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
the hook is used in some tv advert so i did some hunting
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe this may be a "homage" to a certain Ms. Minogue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE6sKzW-UNg

...Which is a homage in and of itself to the bizarre (even for it's time) 1968 film Barbarella.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post erm...
which would all be a certain hommage to a film called Barbarella
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQaPNDUEZk&has_verified=1
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post half kubrick / half Jane Fonda

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:43, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Gibson's recorded call to his (ex) wife. NSFW
Not sure if this is appropriate for /links but it has been in the news a bit recently and this is the first time I've heard it and thought some others might be interested too. It's obvious that only one party in the conversation knew it was being recorded.

Is it just me or does he sound pissed up?

NSFW mainly due to language and ads on the site.

Says it hasn't been posted- apologies if it has been linked to from another site.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ what an idiot.
I imagine he'll be on suicide watch within days.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What a mongtard.
I would say he has issues, but I'm guessing the only issue he has is that he's surrounded himself with hollywood flunkies blowing smoke up his arse & massaging his already gargantuan ego for the last few decades.
Well down to the woman for not screaming abuse & then hanging up, as I would've done.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear,
Mel sounds a bit grumpy.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post WOMENS BRAS! NSFW

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She could of at least wopped them out at the end!
damn it!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
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well from 1:30 onward you can make out some nipple action if you squint
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post cor!
She's like scarlett johannson mixed with holly willoughby.

Both some of my fave ladies.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
yeah she is, spot on
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely Hypnotic
*clicks and watches again*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes good idea
..if just to get

'...the specialist fitting teams' web addy for vacancy?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Scarier version of Boys from Brazil (I like the photo caption)

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:12, Reply)
This is a link post The internet turns on Justin Bieber.
Ok, it may be in Taiwanese, but it's still worth watching just for the ending :-)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wha?
Did anything that showed actually happen?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post All of it!
4chan started a bit of a campaign against him, flooded youtube with porn for one, spread rumours about him dying in a car crash etc.

All of it awesome!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
i love the kid who accidentally looks at porn - SHIELD HIS EYES, QUICK!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy with
the green guitar is a god
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post rofl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha genius
especially the Pyongyang bit :D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Reviews of the riverside in Rothbury.
Some funny, some not.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Maaaan
That gave me the shits as a youngun.

Looking at it now, it's pretty obvious how it's done, but still an awesome trick :D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that show
watched some Hans Moretti clips the other day!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a link post God bless Football365
Gazzas involvement in the end of Raoul Moat revealed!


(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
i28.tinypic.com/mimced.png

I just made this.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
what really happened

twitpic.com/23uu3x
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol Looks like limmy
www.limmy.com
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:09, Reply)
This is a link post Happiness of cat over time
Mathematical explanation for one of the big questions of the universe
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post True, very true :)

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post We did wonder if this was just our cat.

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience
It is true for all values of cat
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Good comeback

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the way he had the comeback line long before he delivered it.
But waited for the ideal lull in the crowd noise.

Nicely.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nice goldfish impression

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post The full Gazza interview on Real Radio
Drunken Geordie Madness.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That seems perfectly sensible and reasonable.
I'm sensing a bt of Ozzy Osborne about Gazza these days. What a colourful character he is.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going on a gun-toting shooting spree
Unless Gazza brings me a dressing gown, a big jacket, some chicken, a can of lager and a fishing rod.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a journalist
but is it entirely ethical to interview a drunk, delusional man with a history of mental illness live on the radio?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No but if they're any form of celeb it seems to be okay
crap innit
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
A dressing gown
A big jacket
Some chicken
Some bread
A can of lager
A fishing rod

Gazza: Hostage Negotiator Extraordinaire
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post Straight from the beeb...

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I spy with my little eye
Minty off Eastenders
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He can't fool
us with his comedy moustache..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit!
Just coming to post this (from The Guardian).

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"Badly concealed policemen corner massive head"
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this
I think they're knowingly taking the piss now ain't they?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/default.stm
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! I was beaten to it!
Just posted this on the /Talk board by mistake, much to the bemusement of the 'Denziens'. He does look like a contender for 'B3ta's Next Top Meme'
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post he just looks like some goon who's put his 6 year old son's police helmet on and gone down there with a stapler

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post :Right. Paul.
You get the Twat-Hat and a Nerf.
Tommy, you get the backpack and the automatic Rifle, and you Derek... Just put on the vest and hide behind the backpack"
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)
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This most certainly has to be an image challenge not sure what it would involve however.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Its ok Gazza has turned up to help!!
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs107.snc4/35691_10150201200725261_765940260_13353805_1241343_n.jpg
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought
i was imagining it! wtf?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmm.
H&K G-36C.


Mmmmmmm.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post one sexy sexy piece of kit.
My weapon of choice for the z-day.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they love playing army

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
I was laughing at this first thing this morning.
I first thought he was holding a sellotape dispenser.
(I am, of course, terribly terribly hungover).
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Limmy
Looks like limmy

www.Limmy.com
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post Duck & Cover
1951: Duck and Cover, a social guidance film produced by the US Government.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find
Haven't seen that in ages. How naïve and dated it all seems now.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, you might like this...
www.archive.org/details/prelinger
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember
seeing that and similar films when I was a kid. Scared the shit outta me.
This place is Aces though!
www.hackgreen.co.uk/
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliantly naive
the Americans even trained soldiers to run into the blast zone after a detonation, catching the enemy by suprise. There is a great video of them being dusted down with a broom to 'remove readiation' after the training excercise.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting stuff
Not exactly "Threads", is it?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post If it grew any larger
it would be a danger to shipping!
Myth and legend captured.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Daggermouth!

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor thing.
80 years old, and now locked up in a glass box. Why ? Because brits are scared of wildlife and too stupid to respect it, alien or not.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It could have been
the new Loch Ness monster.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Gone from cold winters hunting in a muddy pond to a temperature controlled tank with regular feeding and a friend.
Poor bastard.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:36, Reply)
This is a link post Slow motion Cat action...
for all your fapping needs.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the music and text are very trite...
..to the point of being absolutely fucking hideous, and makes me want to kill.

However, the slow motion video is fascinating!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The furries
will love that.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.
But more so because it looks like my kitty Rexy than anything else.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post A perfectly good reason :-)

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:19, Reply)

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