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I made this!
And exercise in randomness/weirdness? I'm rather fond of the image of the man at the red table, near the ending.
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Riki Takeuchi, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:14,
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i like the pause for breath
i find that randomness and weirdness isn't something that can be convincingly contrived though, to be truly effective it all has to make some kind of sense to the creator
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:28,
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That is entirely true! But, yeah, this one is little more than some visual wankery with whatever unused footage I had available on my hard drive at the time, so it would be sort of pretentious of me to act like there's some bigger plan here. ;)
I did make some variations on the singing-lower-jaw idea that do have more of an "internal logic" though. Just wanted to post this one first. ;)
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Riki Takeuchi, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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LSD is a hell-uvah drug
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:28,
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My secret weapon of WTF-ery:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-s38V7lAI
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:00,
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no words can describe really!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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What effect did you use on your speech?
I've heard it many times before and I've never been able to find out.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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I used one of the standard voices in OSX. (System Preferences - Speech or something like that).
But there are many free online applications. Google "text-to-speech" or "speech synthesis".
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Riki Takeuchi, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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Or just take all the bottom out, and then distort it
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:21,
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something silly I made for last nights IT crowd
I made this!
Just in case anyone was interested. Video wont embed or play outside the UK and will try making you watch an advert (refresh if it does) so sorry about all that.
video editors might like to try playing 'spot the cheesy effect'
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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i did wonder if you or another b3tan had a hand in this
:D
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:02,
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i noticed limmy in last weeks show as well
nice to see the internet seeping into tellyworld
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:14,
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haha yeah i caught that too, the window cleaner dude
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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:16,
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brilliant! well done sah
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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:09,
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ta
there's another bit i did for a future episode but its maybe not as interesting
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:20,
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lol @ wishy thinking
top work mr.monty
lots of love
mr.dogshit
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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cheers old bean
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:17,
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Did you do it for £50?
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Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:31,
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Wasn't it £100?
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:34,
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To begin with, yeah
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Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:34,
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pfft
50 quid would maybe buy them a medium sized lens flare
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:56,
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He'd never have agreed to that.
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:02,
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What the fuck did the new Star Trek cost then?
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Monty Propps, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:38,
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£50.
It's one lens flare on a loop for two hours.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:00,
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*clicks*
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Monty Propps, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:31,
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Haha
Nicely done, sir :)
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Monty Propps, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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no you didn't!
roy made it! taking an advantage of an arse-kissing victim like that! :(
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:02,
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I noticed your name on the credits.
Nice work, sah!
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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:12,
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wow, you dun it! ace
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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fabulous
Doths cap
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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Impressive stuff.
Was it Graham Linehan himself who asked you to work on it?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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yeah, he's a lovely chap
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:41,
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I genuinely wondered if that was you, Cyriak.
MAKE A FUCKING DVD ALREADY. TAKE MY DAMN MONEY.
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Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:01,
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good work man : )
: D great stuff
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FUNK
I need funk for my wedding playlist, any suggestions? Here's one to get you started..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:57,
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Ohio Players - Funky Worm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEscJWErZ0I
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:05,
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Funk you say?
How about this?
(warning: lyrics tackle serious social issues).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:39,
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25 miles - Edwinn Starr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ53qKJaPGQ
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liamchew22, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:04,
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nice!
I will use that, thanks
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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OK, I'm playing this game : )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnjfw6TEBPY
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:33,
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Shotgun wedding!!! Most fun wedding song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgBkfUOAItE
I have a high quality version so pm me if you want it
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liamchew22, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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thanks guys!
much appreciated
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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Can't believe I nearly forgot this tune!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hygRR6CvfDj
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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haha
no need man, NO NEED
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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fuck
haven't heard that tune for a while, twice today now
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:01,
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Love funk threads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=npbpa2g27JE
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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micky lee lane - hey sah lo ney
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVhDn_jCYbk
northern soul baby
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mcalidnb, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:48,
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anything by Betty Davis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GWikmANtgM
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:24,
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Operation Shaft
This is at my old comprehensive. Brought a tear to my eye.
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Ash_Pow is now available in extra medium, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:14,
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hahaha!!!
awesome!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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frankly the lack of sperm is disappointing.
Could and should do better.
See me after class for an example
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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*needs more Magenta*
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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hahaahah
!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:36,
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Haha. Thats my Mrs' old school Rushcliffe Nottingham.
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loego, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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LOL! I was gonna say where's the pubes,
but they probably don't have any...
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..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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Oodles and oodles of exploitation/retro film posters
NSFW
What's not to like?
NSFW for the odd drawn wobbly bit.
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Monty Propps, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:12,
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haha
"if you liked 'Young Frankenstein' you'll love 'Old Dracula'"
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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Seems VERY broken - Fatal error: Out of memory (allocated 8650752) (tried to allocate 311296 bytes) in /home/webmaster/www/wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-includes/canonical.php on line 242
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Benzyl, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:31,
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I think I love you...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:51,
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This has been my earworm for a few days
so thought I would share
Jem - They
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Halfy By light alone, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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Love this tune
but never had seen this video before... DING DONG!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:42,
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they made 2
one for the merkins and this one was the UK vid
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Halfy By light alone, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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I wondered what this was called
thank you muchly it will be my earworm for the rest of the day now too
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Lady_Cakes, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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yeah
the hook is used in some tv advert so i did some hunting
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Halfy By light alone, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:49,
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I believe this may be a "homage" to a certain Ms. Minogue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE6sKzW-UNg
...Which is a homage in and of itself to the bizarre (even for it's time) 1968 film Barbarella.
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The Great British Troll, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:53,
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erm...
which would all be a certain hommage to a film called Barbarella
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQaPNDUEZk&has_verified=1
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:51,
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half kubrick / half Jane Fonda
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:43,
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Mel Gibson's recorded call to his (ex) wife.
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Not sure if this is appropriate for /links but it has been in the news a bit recently and this is the first time I've heard it and thought some others might be interested too. It's obvious that only one party in the conversation knew it was being recorded.
Is it just me or does he sound pissed up?
NSFW mainly due to language and ads on the site.
Says it hasn't been posted- apologies if it has been linked to from another site.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53,
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Jesus Christ what an idiot.
I imagine he'll be on suicide watch within days.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:04,
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What a mongtard.
I would say he has issues, but I'm guessing the only issue he has is that he's surrounded himself with hollywood flunkies blowing smoke up his arse & massaging his already gargantuan ego for the last few decades.
Well down to the woman for not screaming abuse & then hanging up, as I would've done.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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What a cunt
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:41,
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Oh dear,
Mel sounds a bit grumpy.
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JamTallons, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:09,
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WOMENS BRAS!
NSFW
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:29,
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She could of at least wopped them out at the end!
damn it!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:50,
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well from 1:30 onward you can make out some nipple action if you squint
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Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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cor!
She's like scarlett johannson mixed with holly willoughby.
Both some of my fave ladies.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:38,
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Hahaha
yeah she is, spot on
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:06,
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Strangely Hypnotic
*clicks and watches again*
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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Yes good idea
..if just to get
'...the specialist fitting teams' web addy for vacancy?
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:47,
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The internet turns on Justin Bieber.
Ok, it may be in Taiwanese, but it's still worth watching just for the ending :-)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:00,
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Wha?
Did anything that showed actually happen?
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:18,
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All of it!
4chan started a bit of a campaign against him, flooded youtube with porn for one, spread rumours about him dying in a car crash etc.
All of it awesome!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59,
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hahahaha
i love the kid who accidentally looks at porn - SHIELD HIS EYES, QUICK!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:40,
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pfft
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mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:02,
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Who?
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The Great British Troll, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:02,
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The guy with
the green guitar is a god
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Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:15,
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hahahahaha genius
especially the Pyongyang bit :D
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Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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Reviews of the riverside in Rothbury.
Some funny, some not.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:05,
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Maaaan
That gave me the shits as a youngun.
Looking at it now, it's pretty obvious how it's done, but still an awesome trick :D
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:52,
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I loved that show
watched some Hans Moretti clips the other day!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:58,
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God bless Football365
Gazzas involvement in the end of Raoul Moat revealed!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:24,
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...
i28.tinypic.com/mimced.png
I just made this.
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:39,
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....
what really happened
twitpic.com/23uu3x
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:59,
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Lol Looks like limmy
www.limmy.com
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J-digital, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:09,
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Happiness of cat over time
Mathematical explanation for one of the big questions of the universe
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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:13,
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True, very true :)
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Monty Propps, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:56,
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We did wonder if this was just our cat.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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In my experience
It is true for all values of cat
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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:34,
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Good comeback
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:31,
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Love the way he had the comeback line long before he delivered it.
But waited for the ideal lull in the crowd noise.
Nicely.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:49,
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nice goldfish impression
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:15,
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The full Gazza interview on Real Radio
Drunken Geordie Madness.
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__, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:23,
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That seems perfectly sensible and reasonable.
I'm sensing a bt of Ozzy Osborne about Gazza these days. What a colourful character he is.
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Jimmers, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:53,
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I'm going on a gun-toting shooting spree
Unless Gazza brings me a dressing gown, a big jacket, some chicken, a can of lager and a fishing rod.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:00,
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I'm not a journalist
but is it entirely ethical to interview a drunk, delusional man with a history of mental illness live on the radio?
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nivoser tangos with the devil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:05,
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No but if they're any form of celeb it seems to be okay
crap innit
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:34,
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Jesus
A dressing gown
A big jacket
Some chicken
Some bread
A can of lager
A fishing rod
Gazza: Hostage Negotiator Extraordinaire
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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I spy with my little eye
Minty off Eastenders
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:12,
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hahahaha
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Dr Drink, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:13,
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He can't fool
us with his comedy moustache..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:19,
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Dammit!
Just coming to post this (from The Guardian).

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:15,
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haha
"Badly concealed policemen corner massive head"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:47,
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I was just about to post this
I think they're knowingly taking the piss now ain't they?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/default.stm
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..wil, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:18,
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Damn! I was beaten to it!
Just posted this on the /Talk board by mistake, much to the bemusement of the 'Denziens'. He does look like a contender for 'B3ta's Next Top Meme'
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evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:40,
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he just looks like some goon who's put his 6 year old son's police helmet on and gone down there with a stapler
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:48,
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:Right. Paul.
You get the Twat-Hat and a Nerf.
Tommy, you get the backpack and the automatic Rifle, and you Derek... Just put on the vest and hide behind the backpack"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:53,
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This most certainly has to be an image challenge not sure what it would involve however.
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Muncee, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:55,
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i thought
i was imagining it! wtf?
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zozamaroo, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:39,
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Mmmmmm.
H&K G-36C.
Mmmmmmm.
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theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:50,
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one sexy sexy piece of kit.
My weapon of choice for the z-day.
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:51,
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they love playing army
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:51,
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Ha ha!
I was laughing at this first thing this morning.
I first thought he was holding a sellotape dispenser.
(I am, of course, terribly terribly hungover).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:32,
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Looks like Limmy
Looks like limmy
www.Limmy.com
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J-digital, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:08,
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Duck & Cover
1951: Duck and Cover, a social guidance film produced by the US Government.
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Peter_G, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:42,
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Good find
Haven't seen that in ages. How naïve and dated it all seems now.
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FoldsFive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:06,
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oh, you might like this...
www.archive.org/details/prelinger
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:07,
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I remember
seeing that and similar films when I was a kid. Scared the shit outta me.
This place is Aces though!
www.hackgreen.co.uk/
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:12,
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brilliantly naive
the Americans even trained soldiers to run into the blast zone after a detonation, catching the enemy by suprise. There is a great video of them being dusted down with a broom to 'remove readiation' after the training excercise.
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Dr Drink, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:14,
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interesting stuff
Not exactly "Threads", is it?
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giant_squid, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:32,
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If it grew any larger
it would be a danger to shipping!
Myth and legend captured.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:12,
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It's Daggermouth!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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Poor thing.
80 years old, and now locked up in a glass box. Why ? Because brits are scared of wildlife and too stupid to respect it, alien or not.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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It could have been
the new Loch Ness monster.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30,
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Yeah
Gone from cold winters hunting in a muddy pond to a temperature controlled tank with regular feeding and a friend.
Poor bastard.
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Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:36,
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Slow motion Cat action...
for all your fapping needs.
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JamTallons, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45,
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the music and text are very trite...
..to the point of being absolutely fucking hideous, and makes me want to kill.
However, the slow motion video is fascinating!
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:07,
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The furries
will love that.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:10,
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I like it.
But more so because it looks like my kitty Rexy than anything else.
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kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:04,
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A perfectly good reason :-)
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JamTallons, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:19,
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