That's eFFed up!
I was just going to go to bed, but I'm not sure I can now...
Please delete this?
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Darklord, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:44,
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Im sorry but that is fucked up.
And i worked ina slaughter house for ten years.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:44,
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That is fucking sick...
And I mean the act, the filming and the posting!
Proves nothing except that people are sick fuckers!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:01,
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yep
loving the mixu though... MOOOSE
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:47,
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Train apparently
broke it's jaw so they cut its face off, sounds like a reasonable fix. Sounds like something the NHS would do.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:25,
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I say, i say, i say.. my cow has no nose.
-- How does it smell?
Like a mixture of blood and faeces.
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Do. Not. Want.
:(
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:02,
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That's fucking horrible
Seriously, the nastiest thing I've seen on b3ta for a long while... watched 3 seconds because I assumed everyone was taking the piss, but unfortunately not :o|
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wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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Cat and the tap - The Translation
I made this!
Been a while..
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The Backwater Gospel..........this has to be THE BEST animation I have seen for many years
I love it...just watch watch watch!!! : D
sooooooo prreeetttyyy! my god!
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well i was sceptical
but yes that is truly exceptional - best i've seen for a while.
though pretty I wouldn't call it.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:20,
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that was awesome
can't help but feel the music was a little weak though, let it down just a tad...
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Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:35,
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I hate being a gc nazi BUT
this is EVERYWHERE.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:09,
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That's because this video
keeps getting pulled from the video sites and then people re-upload it so the URL isn't the same for more than a few days. Give it up CBS!
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:05,
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Very pretty girl shows friend how to use her camera, and zooms on her chest.
Ronseal, and fairly entertaining.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:02,
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Awesome and yet, at the same time, very moving. A superb game trailer.
NSFW
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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and yet
More bloody zombies. Where's the originality?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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meh
zombie games are as justified as the endless swarm of war games; sci fi games; race in a fast car games.
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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/images/sadclown.jpg
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:58,
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Was about to post this.
^ as usual, the predictable 'meh' comments. Try making one of these games and then feel free to comment.
This is terrific stuff. I love the way video games and movies are blurring together.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 6:06,
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was just watching it in HD, absolutely fantastic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdGtg&hd=1
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:19,
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Holy shit
This is brilliant. Hope the game is decent
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:58,
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just came to
post this myself. Glorious trailer. Forget about the game side of things - this trailer is an amazing animated short in it's own right.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:16,
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That looks amazing!
Don't think I'll be buying it for the kids though.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:22,
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As far as game trailers go
That is pretty damn good.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:51,
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good trailer!
even though it clearly contains Fast Zombies.
One of them also appears to register pain, (bikini zombie, when losing arm).
It is therefore well within a sub-genre of Zombie lore I shall term the Rage/Infected Zombie genre.
discuss...heh
no, damn fine anim. you should check out The Trapped Dead (made by a german dev house), that's fun...
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That's the most intelligent and sophisticated game trailer I can remember seeing.
13 years in the industry, it's good to see some progress :)
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Stop or there will be ... Trouble!
Detroit is the city that doesnt listen.
Edit: Ok ok so i didnt read down the page before i posted this.
Fuck...
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:38,
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Something for the touts, the nuns, the grocery clerks and you
I think /links needs just a little bit of Bukowski.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:33,
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Everyone loves a bit of Aphex.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:21,
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Ginormo Sword Game
I love the way he runs, same goes for the shopkeeper.
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did he died?
lol, seriously though....ouch! there goes his walking skills : P
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And there I was thinking
only good can come of a drunken crowd shouting 'do it, do it'.
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I love my muppet life
Letters from the people doing the show.
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sinisterduck, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:20,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-n3qKkDeAg
I made this!
I like the film alot and this is shortlisted for a competition so if you like it, please vote!! At www.empireonline.com/awards2011/donein60seconds/ Thank you in advance, like ;)!
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That's ace
almost as good as your Evil Dead from last year.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:23,
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Thanks!
I know my Evil Dead one from last year was a tough one to beat!
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Smashing
edit: Isn't the Wrath of Kahn finalist also a b3tan?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:01,
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that gives me the fear
gaaawd
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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That's what my mum used to do
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nameleft has bought a new telescope, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:43,
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she doesn't seem to bothered
also; TEEEFS!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:26,
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Detroit Robocop statue could become a reality.
I posted (about a week ago) that Detroit's mayor rejected the idea of
putting up a statue of Robocop in the city. The main outcry from people
was that if it was to happen, it should be privately funded & NOT by the
taxpayer, (fair enough). Since then, a website's been put up appealing for
funds & so far it's raised over $50,000 ($30k in the last 24 hours if this video is accurate). They reckon it'll cost between $50-80k, so it's doing quite well.
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Keep that national obsession nicely satisfied...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:36,
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the only good statue
...is a dead statue!!! lols
that would be the most awesome thing ever done. Oh lordy lord, is there no end to the amazing Robocop quotes?!
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i read your previous link
this must happen For the sake of detroit!
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It's not just the Yanks...
I made this!
Even Auntie gets it wrong sometimes......
Serene Branson on.............
"Our medical cowespondant Fergush Wosh Wuporsh..."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:46,
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She was distracted
Thinking about me.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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Film vs Digital DSLR
Quite long, but really interesting, three part web series about film vs digital. That is to say, proper movie $150k film cameras (with Kodak and Fuji top bollocks film stock) vs digital SLRs like the 7D and Nikon D3.
Stunning watch, with some proper expert contributors and really interesting and well thought out direct comparison sequences. Very well talked through by the excellent presenters, who tell you what to watch for in each of the shots.
Also features a short 'film' at the end of each episode shot on a DSLR.
Highlights include massive ISO shots that are still classed as 'completely usable' by industry types watching the footage on a proper cinema screen and a quote by a chap at the end of the final episode:
Q: So, what does this mean for film?
A: It's over.
Apologies for long description, wanted to do it justice...
Short example sequence here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QI77N7lh0M&feature=related
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Watched about 10 minutes so far and it's very interesting
Thanks
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magnum, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14,
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I'd be surprised if film is completely over for a while yet
simply because considering the expense of Hollywood movies where they are paying millions to get certain star actors, the cost of film vs digital isn't a big deal.
So if it's not cost, then if comes down to personal preference, and there's going to be a lot of people who'll stick with film simply because they are used to it. Changing your workflow is alarming, especially if you've got 50 other things to worry about, like you probably have running a massive shoot.
I mean. Yes digital obviously as good technically, and better in price / speed / ease of use but there's inertia in people which means film won't die overnight.
To be honest I did about 5 mins of the film and got bored and they probably addressed by points and my post is irrelevant.
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rob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14,
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Certainly the workflow thing is key
And nostalgia. People like to be able to touch the film, and there are some who feel they can edit faster by cutting manually.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:23,
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Definitely carving itself a niche.
Aardman used DSLRs on motion control arms for the last Wallace and Gromit, partly because they have the advantage of being very small, and therefore able to get close-in shots that wouldn't be possible with a honking great Bolex. That wouldn't be the only reason of course, the whole digital workflow must make the whole stop-motion process much more agile.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:08,
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film is becoming a niche product, like vinyl
a couple of large film companies, for example, have stopped making it, and are running out their stock levels.
Digital is very attractive to filmmakers for a number of reasons:
on set, you speed up filming, as changing film on a camera is trickier than changing a casette/memory card. film can result in a 'hair in the gate' that you don't get on tape. The camera is more complex than a film camera, but a film camera is a very technical piece of kit in it's own right.
Digital distribution and projection are also massively simpler than film, and that is where the film industry sees 99% of the savings it needs to make
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:36,
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Funny you should say that,
One of the digital Camera techs I do film developing for has just lost a job as they decided to film it all using film instead of Red digi cameras. the name of the film escapes me but its a large major studio film!
Its also the case that a huge chunk of HD and digi work going out on the big screen is being downrated and made to look more like film as "thats what people want"
BUT, I don't think film as a movie format has long to live though, the extra benefits of working digitaly are starting to outweigh film, the storage and handling of film is quite labour intesive, not to mention the cameras that run it are often old beasts. If you can chuck 3 red cameras in the back of the DOP's motor or a flight case in with the rigging kit, it helps keep some costs down. Once it hits a tipping point the same thing that happened to film photography will happen, manufacturers will start to pull different film stock, no longer mass produce and it will become the preserve of enthusiast and people looking for the old look who don't have the pressures of working to deadlines..................
*looks lovingly at his 1951 press camera*
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:40,
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I've recently got into film photography purely to experience 'real' results. This Christmas I bought myself a 1973 Olympus OM-1 35mm camera which works out cheaper than buying a retro Nikon or similar.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus_OM-1
Better still, it has a history as the previous owner took it to the Falklands conflict back in the 80's.
Takes decent quality photos, some of which are better than most taken with digi's.
Anyway, as a result of that (and also that my mates band play 60's blues style), I looked into Super8 cameras. eBay was the place again so had a nosey for things on there and compared various makes of Canon Super8 cameras by watching the results of the various models on YouTube. Got a cheapish Canon 518 which produces things like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCeQKr7KAHw
I got into it purely because of the processes involved. You have to think before you press the trigger. The feel of the video too - there's something about the look and quality of it.
The only downside - it's bloody expensive. To get the 35mm film on cd is about £6 a pop, but you get 'free' film in return. The Super8 is about £20 a pop and takes longer to process. Soon adds up. The results are worth it and are usually a surprise as you can't review your work like with digital playback.
It's sad to see that it's slowly dwindling away like the unloved older sibling when a newborn comes along. But it is understandable I suppose.
/essay
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About film photography,
Far from dwindling away, its hit a plateau and won;t change for a while I shouldn't think!
In the past year, Fuji bought out two brand new film stocks and Kodak 2 new stocks.
Its a different world to shoot film, i never shoot film for work as I can't get the turnaround and flexibility needed, but I more often than not shoot film for my own stuff and when I'm kicking around town on a day off.
There's still quite a following for film out there and it seems to be growing a bit again!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:34,
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Sorry to be a pedant
But by saying "Digital DSLR", you are falling prey to RAS Syndrome
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:42,
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mmmmm
PIN number sends me mental.
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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:19,
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Glad it has been enjoyed.
On of the other interesting things to come out of that video was that it will take a lot of guess work out of bringing new people into the industry. Now that the results you can get on a DSLR are basically the same as you can get on MEGA film equipment, people will be expected to produce much better projects during their education.
Oh yeah, the 'DSLR' in the title was meant to be in brackets, wanted to differentiate between DSLRs and RED cameras. The whole 'PIN number' thing drives me up the wall too.
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tractor pulling fail
i've never seen that happen to an engine before!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:42,
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sure was!! thats amazing!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:48,
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Ouch!
I actually had that happen to me going down the M1 at (ahem) 70. The head disintegrated and the pistons went *through* the bonnet.
Brown trousers time, that was for sure.
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Dr Who vs the Tesla Coil
How I wish I was the man in the suit.
Who looks oddly like a cyberman.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21,
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What happens to them all if it rains?
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