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This is a link post Carl. I made this!
while i'm at it, i thought this might find an audience...

don't worry, my noob assault on links is done now :)
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
that was good :)
 (men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, I liked that.
Well done Noob, liked the music too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool..
cant help thinking of my dad, who still play's with tanks and train sets
what is the music you got there?
 (Sherbs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
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Thanks guys :)

the music was made by a friend of mine who goes by the name of soundcloud.com/ambassadeurs Very talented guy! He also did the music for My Pet Grimlock which i posted yesterday.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My Dad is the same
It must be a Dad thing.
Saying that, I am out playing with various motorbikes most of the time though. Maybe when the hips give out and the back is too fragile, I will take up knitting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You are great noob, a very welcome addition to the b3ta community!
(although I can only speak for myself, i'm pretty sure most people here feel the same). :D

great first links and all your own. 10 / 10
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:54, Reply)
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Thanks very much Sir!

You all seem a very nice bunch :D
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post For those familiar with Valve games...
Portal 2 - Meet Bill
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
His voice works, gave me a good chuckle..cheers
 (Sherbs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post AHh I loved the old fella in L4D
I almost cried when he came a cropper in that DLC espisode..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post Zizek & Assange

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Wonder how long it took to come up with this strategy.
Truly groundbreaking stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa.
It is a real cortex melter.

I'd say 'tax the fat cunts' but that might make them smaller. Personally, I love the fact that everyone around me is going all massive. It means I look better by doing fuck all.

Tuck in, blobwads!
 (I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair...
...the bit they've put 'in quotes' doesn't actually appear to have been said by the minister concerned.

The bit in quotes is actually what 'BBC online subeditor' says.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It may not be groundbreaking
but it's another reminder that people need to take responsibility for their own actions, no excuses. It echos the message of this article:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15265317

Many people want to deny responsibility for how they treat their own body so they can abuse it and expect the government to clear up their mess. That's not how a country should function, shirley?
 (crabcakes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What else is there to say?
This sums it up, all the millions of different diets and methods are just marketing some piece of crap at you.
Eat less, exercise more, that's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat cunts
Perhaps a lack of a free health service will increase people's self-reliance. These food dustbins no-longer have the safety cushion of the NHS having to do what they say. "I want a stomach clamp!", "give me liposuction", "let me have that flesh-eating virus!"

This has to be one of the unavoidable plusses of this otherwise bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Weird Al Yankoutube I made this!


I made a version of this using Weird Al videos and the YouTube API. Some work better than others, to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you clever
fun times
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Fabulous. Have a click for your undoubted genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats splendid
Good stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha!
That is grand indeed. Some of those videos are uncannily spot on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
It's a shame he skips parts of the songs, though, as they tend to go out of sync after a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that is fucking genius!

Makes me hate Weird Al slightly less than I did.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that's great stuff!
Have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody clever

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
Newsletter this please Rob!
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor that's clever

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post face fun

(mikederob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post or this?
www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=np0BgXUPDtg
 (mikederob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Made me want to watch this again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cfeTZNcA3g

There is no day that can't be improved by this clip. With the obvious exception of the protagonist, that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post A nice little Italio-Disco song about being a robot
you laugh now, but it'll infect your brain forever...and ever...and ever :D x
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
wtf japan italy
 (men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me!
It sounds like a cross between Abba and the theme from Only Fools And Horses.

oh, that was just the intro.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, for me the highlight was the intro music.
I could happily listen to that kinda shit for hours....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)
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listen wank
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post this made me laugh lots
ronnie corbett blackberry sketch, if it been posted already let me know and ill delete it, or alternatively give you all my address and you can all come round and kick me up the arse
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Delete a thread
and we'll do more than kick you up the arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
kick you bum you
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post edited
SHENANIGANS!!!
 (men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post why is everyone on b3ta gay?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post being on b3ta makes you gay

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This is you:

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking well

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post But
are you being served?
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This has made me proper lol!!! (yes, three exclamation points)
Much appreciated after the day I've had at work.... *steals*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
There's another slightly different one...


 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We're not all gay.
Just those of us that sleep with ladies are jealous of how easy it is for gays to get bum sex.
I've been trying to perfect the "oops wrong hole! Since i'm there lets just experiment eh?" maneuver for years...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you considered the merits of dogging?
(I hear some of the ladies involved are very accommodating).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more of a cat person myself.
Never understood why guys take their ladies dogging.

It's like taking your car to a sainsburys car park at night for fun and doughnuts and letting other guys drive...
*shakes head*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
letting other guys drive performing unusual sex acts on various random women
How about swinging?
*writes something about pampas grass*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is all getting needlessly complicated. Plus the missus might object...
So it's not just me that's heard about pampas grass then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
*googles pampas grass*

Really? Ahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This is no lie:
I (and my housemates) had no idea what pampas grass means and had a big bush of the stuff growing outside our rented house. It was there when we moved in and we were the first student tenants to occupy the place after it had been sold on by the previous occupants.

On no fewer than six occasions I answered the doorbell to find either a middle aged man or a middle aged couple standing outside carrying booze. One pair even had a massive suitcase with them. They all seemed very disappointed to discover that the occupants were students who weren't having a 'party' at that time (3rd year & MA = busy, busy, busy). We were all at a loss as to how to explain this phenomenon.

Moral of the story: remove the pampas grass when you move into a new place.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha ha! Quality!
As far as I'm aware there isn't a gay equivalent.
("Pansies" Quiet you).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post May I suggest the Aristolochia gigantea?
AKA the "Brazilian Dutchman's Pipe"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristolochia_gigantea

Aside from the amusing name it also looks like a well caned scrotum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post AH HA HAHAHAHA! I have never seen an old man's scrotum, so I can't comment.
....apart from my own, of course.
shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I have
...
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
needs less " eh?"
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post lick?

(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post For any b3tans near Gloucester
A fantastic and very funny band. Well worth a go.


A taster:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwEMmp7VAF0
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs moar "innit, mind", mind, shag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I likes that!
and might just have to pop along, Fab!
 (alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Best Interview Ever

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
go on then
 (men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is a good sketch
And its great to see two women doing a gender neutral sketch that isn't about them being women. Too often we only see ladies in skits where there has to be a girlfriend or a daughter, but this is all the better for the casting.
*hops of soapbox*
 (sillygoose, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You just made it about being about women.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yes agree'd
and i'd do both of them
 (men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever
*Goes off to try it, then realises I'm my own boss*
 (I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post Funny name for a restaurant.
They've clearly never seen The Two Ronnies.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ris?
am being fick

Edit: ooooh yeah, i was being dense
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this.
/edit: Ah! Now I get it!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha brill :o)
To the newsletter with it!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I am RISing like Garry Glitter attending a "Why touching kids is bad" seminar.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Watana Siam?
Say it out loud.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tried that, now everyones looking at me funny...
Still RISing
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch this, especially the end it will make it clearer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0nFQgRApY
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post R.... I C

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^ successfully de-RISed me
from 3:25 onwards
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^
I was RIS-ing very bodily up to this punt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Run around the office repeating it loudly. That should work.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and there was me pronouncing it "see-am"
tsk!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The soft porn soundtrack in the background is a classy touch.

(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
this
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
... yes and I'll have that with a side order of Hairy Bobbing Man Ass please.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
is everyone post on here today designed to make me feel hungry? 'Cos it's working a treat
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
F.U.N.E.X?
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post SVFX

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post VFMNX

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post FUNEM?

(Smale is stuffed, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post XFM

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 9
I F E 10 M
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post doh

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They spelt recommended wrong.
Just saying.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Good, The Bad and The Undead..... (IndieGoGo) I made this!
Hi All,

Need a little help getting some exposure on a project I'm working on. Trailer & info on the link. For just $10 (I'm UK but sites American) can be part of an awesome project on YouTube if not please share around.

Thanks for any help!
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd, saw something similar the other day

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Trailer...
I did put the trailer directly up but really need some help spreading the word so thought I'd put up a little more information up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It was good, too

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :)
We just need help raising awareness at this stage - the more people that see it the more chance we've got of making this. We really want to make something of a flagship series for YouTube (possibly beyond)
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange, that.

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How curious.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)
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Any reason you are going for the red instead of using something more affordable like a 5D mkII?
 (Jolly Rogered, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)
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Quality. We want to make something that looks stunning and as great as the 5D is for online its only when you directly compare it to higer end Red, Arri ect... that you see its short fulls.
2k plus will give so much more control of the image, especially in post & grading.

It's a good point though and we did have the conversation, it comes down to making something cinematic so we don't want cheap to effect quality.

Plus going for a slightly older models like the Red One's arn't a huge jump in costs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)
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Fair enough. Personally I think the 5d does a stellar job, the last 3 episodes of House in HD looked better than 99% of other TV shows out there. The director on the 5D: https://twitter.com/#!/GregYaitanes/status/21834533316
 (Jolly Rogered, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post True
That it does look good but don't forget its a 5D sitting behind some tasty Canon prime's and L series lens

Well be using the same type of lenses but straight onto a Red - if you liked what they achieved with house then your going to love what we do with the Western.
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
I look forward to it :)
 (Jolly Rogered, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post big jump, big crash...
On the second shot of him doing the jump, he makes a really nasty noise. No gore or anything like that, just a really nasty noise!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "Dudes gonna be alright" he say's at the end
Hmm..he's so pale already and not moving..the guy almost looks dead..and that was indeed a nasty guttural noise
 (Sherbs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of grape fall lady.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hes doing that concussion reflex thing with his arms in the preview

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I hope they called for paramedics before starting filming again
as he's clearly very badly injured.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Call that a big crash? *pfft* Try this.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xSZ60sT9tXQ#t=5s
Warning not safe for those with a weak stomach
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey this isn't a gore site you know!
Ooof
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, things are getting a little 4chan round here.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a very disturbing shade of grey he's going at the end there...
I'm not a medical person but that can't be a good sign can it?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)
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fffffffffffffffffff uck that sound was horrible. i felt it.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post HBO recycling
Stinks of nepotism
 (bill g christmas, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)
This is a link post Saddam Hussein's bronze buttock now available
Should we club together to put in a bid?
 (I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome (literally)
An aurora seen from the International Space Station.
HD link.
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post wow...

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I still can't get over the fact that the Auroras are a release of energy from our planet's protective magnetosphere
as it is stretched by the constant solar wind and then 'snaps back' to produce the light/electromagnetic-radiation we see in that video.

Mind boggling awesomeness. X-Men villain Magneto got nothing on real life physics.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post like
A hundre billion hotdogs
 (Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post NASA made it to Krypton then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lush.
I wonder how much the film was speeded up though? I wish they'd include detail like that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's time lapse photography
so it's not "speeded up" as such, but a collection of stills joined together.

*probably not very helpful blog*
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Semantics, surely?
Okay then...."I wonder how often still photographs were taken and then subsequently shown in sequence so as to give the illusion of movement?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Waaah! Project Genesis!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
the earths flat
 (men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah and on the back of a giant tortoise or turtle or something..
..I don't know fuck you.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my favourite reply of today.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ......and my boss gets upset
when we make stupid bloody bits out of metal the wrong shape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Star Wars soundtrack

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Breakfasts from around the world
This made me hungry, quite interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing. *scribbles notes*
b3ta.com/board/10446347
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post nom nom nom
trouble is, after all that, all I really want is a nice fried breakfast.... is that bad?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont know why but everytime I see your username
I think its mine and I get all confused and worry that I am posting without remembering... I think I might need a sit down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe I *am* you and you're having a full blown schizophrenic episode?

Edit: *hugs self*
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post fight club

(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell I'm starving after looking at all those.
Pork in porridge?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm loving the countries that have the same stuff for breakfast that they eat at other meals.
It means that in China I could justify stir fried chilli prawns for breakfast.

By the same logic I could eat steak and chips here at home for breakfast. Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have just got back from China
The breakfasts were a bit strange, a little to savory for that time in the morning. Only one hotel had butter, strange place but interesting. However BBQ pork buns were great for a nasty hangover.
 (I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Confused the hell out of me
on a Singapore Airlines flight when they served chilli prawns for breakfast. I just couldn't face it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Any breakfast that includes meat gets a thumbs up from me.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa who whoa whoa WHOOOAAAA!
*Pet hate alarm*

Neither hash brows or black pudding have a place in a traditional Full English breakfast... once you add either of them it just becomes a variation of the fry-up.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hash browns have no place in society

(I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Its the same feeling I get when I see people having chips on a full english. OUTRAGE!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post EX-BLOODY-XACTLY!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I was once served a full english with square sausage.
*shudder*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *adjusts monocle*
I say!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *fixes bayonette*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hash browns are symbols of Amercan imperialism and have no place in an ENGLISH brekkie
Agreed no chips.
East End tradition has bubble and squeak fried till browned, that and the beans will have you farting brilliantly all day.

In Germany I had a "yugoslavian" breakfast after a night on the pop with some mates. It was recommended as a restorative : Brat(or bock)wurst egg, bacon beans, tinned toms and toast It`s almost a ruddy full english.....why Yugoslavian? Ah, I see..... with lashings of pear and apple slimovitz, oh dear here we go again.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm
you just reminded me of having (shallow) fried mashed potato when I were a lad... ruddy nice it has to be said!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to have said something incorrect on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This ^ with spades
As hash browns are American, surely?

I've had a 'traditional' Chinese breakfast on a plane to the far east - spicey noodles and they were the hottest thing I have ever had. Never gone for the 'Chicken Porridge' at breakfast though.
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I had deviled beef in Thailand apprently a traditional breakfast dish.
Hotest thing I've ever eaten, not the best way to start the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha...
...I love the Swedish for 'Pancake'. PANNKAKOR!!!
Sounds like an action film...

The Iranian and Polish breakfasts look fucking amazing.

Edit: Also, Welsh rabbit/rarebit is more than simply cheese on toast. You have to mix in mustard, eggs and Worcestershire sauce in to a buttery type substance to make it properly.
 (Megamoss, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm the Morroccan breakfast is both delicious & accurate.
Hash browns on a full english!? - BOLLOCKS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bacon not popular in Denmark?
Then I'm doing it wrong. Then again, you can't eat pork at every meal of the day with all of that tasty cattle walking about.
 (Haz, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post So just how British are you...take the test...
7/10
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm.

My favourite question: 'Do you want salt and vinegar?'
 (ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 out of 10 No need for the exclamation mark old chap. We're not French you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies, old bean.
It was a matter of copy and paste.

Pip pip, what?
 (ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/10
Should have been 11, as not knowing which one is ant and which is dec should've brought a bonus point
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's easy
once you know the trick to it
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I can never tell which one looks like an ant
or which one I'd most like to deck
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy. Ants the one you feel the need to pour boiling water over.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Both?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/10
If they'd changed the dropping a tray in a canteen to dropping a pint glass in a pub I'd have got 10.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 on 10

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/10
and I'm not even British. Can I have your passport please? I want NHS.
 (bill g christmas, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post NHS?
I don't think we'll have for much longer.
 (Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Alternatively..
can I have BBC?
 (bill g christmas, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC?
I don't think we'll have for much longer.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail?
You can have it, we don't want the bloody thing.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/10
I think I got the Ant and Dec one wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Me too. Difficult to say when they don't have paint in their eyes.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post HE CANNET SEE, MAN

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/10
not much of a surprise
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 9 out of 10.
I feel like a true patriot.

Which hopefully doesn't mean I'm a member of a fascist organisation.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10 for me too :)
My favourite question:

What is the correct response when someone drops a tray in the middle of a canteen?
 (I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo, 10/10
I guess I can stay for now.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post YES. A Perfect 10. Might have full English for Lunch

(openleggy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Will it involve hash browns?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10
Stick that in your pinklehelm and suck it.

Loved the Albert Hall question. Proper job.

Needed more questions about tea and the correct use of battenberg though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 8/10?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/10 too
And I've been gone from the Albion shores for over 15 years now. Not a great, but not bad either, considering.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly,
I got 9. I must be like.... well British innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post My Band I made this!
RAGE with us B3ta
(jerseymoss www.youtube.com/spaffordmusic, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Rage?
Wow, an american deploying irony.
...'cos that was wetter than a haddock's fanny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Listening to that, I had a moment where I thought I was stuck in a lift.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
I am reminded of 'Pages from Ceefax'.
 (ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA
Is consumate lift music.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
My God, that's amazing!!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt you post this two weeks ago?
www.b3ta.com/links/690486 ?

Huh Huh?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post nice work
ignore the nay-sayers. I appreciate your musical chillness.
 (ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post As far as I can tell no-one is directly slagging off the talent of the musicians
but simply pointing out the silliness of the invite to 'rage' along to what is quite a chilled (and well-performed, imo) piece of music.
 (ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this, with added
"don't be such an over-sensitive scrotum"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You're absolutely right.....
comparisons to ceefax and lift music should indeed be interpreted as compliments. How silly of me.
 (ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Go wash the sand out of your vagina.
I would genuinely take comparisons to ceefax music as a compliment.
Different people = different opinions/tastes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a copliment for you, Tab....
You're an obstinate Cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! inthepoo <-- I have no idea what this icon is ?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I was angling for a "copliment",
also not sure that "obstinate" is a pertinent pejorative here (unless you consider my having loved easy-listening/cheese/lift music for decades obstinate). The (capitalised) "Cunt" is fair enough though.
However, this late-stage interjection of yours makes you out to be the bigger cunt, doesn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My post should simply have read:
CUNT.

Clearly you like to snipe with insults...easy to do from behind the safety net of anonymity that internet forums provide. Cowardly too. But, then you are a Cunt (with a capital C) as we've already established. So shake the sand out of your vagina....and grow up a bit. Here's a tip - If you speak to people like that in the real world, you would get a kicking. You wouldn't dare do that of course, because once again, you're a cowardly Cunt. You're a big man online though eh, Cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! inthepoo <-- I have no idea what this icon is ?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh gosh, I'll happily admit that I'm a cunt. Sorry "Cunt".
But no, I do speak like this in real life. However, I tend to move in circles of people intelligent enough to objectively debate & not over-react to childish internet memes; used in a tongue in cheek manner.

Long answer short- If I upset you, put me on 'ignore' thickie.

Also, as a rule of thumb: Posting anything along the lines of "You're a big man online though eh, Cunt?" = You lose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I still love you Tabby
"Bums"
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:49, Reply)
This is a link post Morning Fluffeh

(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post morning CUNTS more like

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
RUN AWAY!!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more
kittens getting sucked up into the hoover blades
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
su ki

Edit: Admittedly, your statement works just as well for me, but my suggestion might actually be more fun.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post These other people might hate cats, but I don't and I approve of this video.
KITENZ!11!1!
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ GHEYL0RD!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

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