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This is a link post For Dogshit & Pissflaps

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Dad?'

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiler:
Doesn't not contain dogshit or canine pissflaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post Cookie Monster sings
Yeah the original song is stupid, but ad Cookie monster and it improves.
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post Paris Hilton - Superstar DeeJay
Kill it with fire! She can't mix for shit.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "Daddy! I want to be a DJ!"
If ever there were a living embodiment of Verucca Salt from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, this shallow waste of space would be it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bang on assesment of that oxygen thief

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post spot on

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Her best performance was the one filmed with a night vision camera.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
And even then it wasn't that great.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes
But she didn't half look like a startled badger, and if that does it for you can I suggest you tape Springwatch?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post With the added avantage of having a Michaela Strachan apatizer.
Although I would prefer Kate Humble...

Anyone that feels the need to point out I misspelled appetizer is clearly on the blob
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Her total disregard for how she might be perceived is weirdly impressive
I can't voice my opinion in a meeting without assuming I'm making a tit of myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post She even needed help to find the "Play" button to start the set

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
To be fair, the vast majority of DJ's are twats. She's in good company.
 (loci, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post WHY DO THE BEST DIE SO YOUNG???!???!?
WHY?!?!?!!!!!!!????
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no
How will I cope? Pretty well considering he's a complete twat.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think the BBC could be that Ageist?
I can't stand this guy but it's harsh to kick him out for being 38.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "...............we've got a runner in Sector 4"
Red light beeping on his wrist
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this Chris Moyles we are talking about?
not likely to be running... at least, not very far...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah...
..also: Jenny Agutter *dribble*....
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a station aimed at teenagers.
You cant have someone old enough to be the average listener's dad on there wittering on about kebabs and drinking - it's pathetic.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, stopped listening to Radio1 in the morning years ago.
Radio2 all the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post OH DO FUCK OFF
The woman I share an office with insists on radio 2- Chris Cunting Evans followed by right-wing cunts phoning up Jeremy Vine, and then some afternoon-cunt equivalent of Evans?? All washed down with Will CUNTING Young "Oooo....I just want a lover!" on an (apparent) endless loop!???? Nonsense NONSENSE NONSENSE!!!!
Give me radio four or give me death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 Music?

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 Music is OK
But I grow quickly weary of their DJs casually mentioning obscure bands and their even more obscure import coloured vinyl etc. OK, they're meant to be experts in their field but that sort of schtick isn't my cup of tea. Craig Charles' funk & soul show is good though. And i think there's a reggae one too.
Blessed are the radio stations without adverts, though. Amen to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ipad app: tunein radio
Radio station: Psychedelic Jukebox
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Radio 4 all the way ..........
8)
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha, listening to it now. Sounds good!
Still in your debt for introducing me to the Boards of Canada a few months back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps? Boards of Canada!?
I assumed it'd be Rammstein & Die Antwoord.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And venga boyz

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still shocked he's got an ipad

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Look you three, I have a very eclectic taste.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post All the way from necrophiliac bumrape to violating toddlers with dead kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a personal attack so please don't get stroppy...
but I've noticed a couple of posts accusing 6music of elitism.

Have you listened to its daytime shows recently? I will definitely agree that ot used to be and the night time shows can still be very indie schmindie but the daytime shows (especially Lauren Laverne and Radcliffe and Maconie) play a lot of well known, accessible music.
 (rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post BRENTOS!! HE'S GETTING PERSONAL!! GET STROPPY!!!!!
*hands broken bottle*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *runs out the door, comes back in disguised in Groucho Marx moustache and glasses
and decides to just sit quitely in the corner*
 (rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post GET BACK HERE YOU CAAAANT!!
*Kicks parked car setting off alarm for comedy value*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I can live with 6 music.
Though I find their music to be a little TOO obvious/not obscure enough. And they don't always mention the colour of the vinyl of their limited EPs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Morning crumpy cunts.
Glad to be the catalyst for your mid morning rage-gasm.

Some of us need a little music to drive to at 6:30 in the morning.
And whilst I have respect for John Humphrys i'ld prefer something more melodic at that time.

Further more when i'm slogging home for 50 miles i'ld rather not listen to a poet reading out her diary when she was a "right on" student activist.

Now take all that, wrap it up tight and shove it up your elitest bum-hole.

Oh look, it's "Womans hour" right now. Whoopy frickin doo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not wanting to listen to shit 80s dirges or the very blandest of the current hits & insufferably DUMB DJs does not make me elitist.
And depending when you're driving home you've got the always-excellent magazine shows at 4.30 & then PM. NEVER any poet/student activist bollocks.
And woman's hour is usually engaging too.
....& you didn't mention The Archers, which (I'll concede) is fifteen minutes of rancid bumfodder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I drive at 6:30 in the morning and listen until 8.
Then home at 6:30 in the evening when this is on.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01kknzp

"Comedian Rufus Hound is joined by poet Jackie Kay who revisits her politically active student years in the early eighties, when she went on every demo she possibly could. She shares some of her early poetry, and talks about what a revelation it was to finally meet and make friends with other black women when she was at university."

Sounds like poet student activist bollocks to me.

Leaving at 4:30? The working days still going strong.

And during the day I don't have radio I play my own music.
Is that allowed?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
*insert picture of industrial-sized vaginal sand here*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I shan't be taking that from someone that begins a reply "OH DO FUCK OFF"
Violence begets violence and somebody being a grumpy cunt begets others being so too.
I was ready to be all happy clappy today, even got a bit of sun going on and then you vomited forth your bile.

If you're going to be this moody at least camp it up a little.
Dame Edna having a go and putting people down all the time is apparently entertainment.
Barry Humphries doing the same would just be annoying.


At least I went to the effort to actually MAKE you a picture
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OH DO FUCK OFF
Mint green with MY complexion?*


*The above post is meant in jest and is in no way intended to pass on agression or a menstrual cycle
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fight Fight!
POW KAZAM BOFF!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah all in good jest, but do you think you're the only one allowed to do it?
How about we jump on every negative post you make eh? EH?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, I'm joking, you terrible ginger-whinger.
..and you are welcome to jump on anything you like of mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I dip in and out of radio stations all day as I drive far more miles per year than the average.
Radio 4 is good for news & op-ed pieces but it can get too arty-farty for its own good. The comedy shows are, by and large, excellent. Radio 2 only has one daytime DJ worth listening to but the specialist evening music programmes can be good - not always though. Good thing is, if I don't like what's on the radio I just pop in a CD.
If you really want elitism, listen to radio 3. I mean, who REALLY likes opera?
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I do about 100 miles a day just to get to and from work.
Radio 2 in the evening has some good stuff so long as you filter out Jamie Cullums voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I have an mp3 player
Sometimes I switch it off and talk to people.

What the fuck is radio?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You are SO modern!
Look at you, George Jetson.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
*Snigger*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good news
although I started listening to Radio 4 a few years ago 'cos I couldn't stand Radio 1 any more. It's just noise.

I was thinking the other day how he would probably get kicked off soon, wish I'd have had a bet on it now. I might try and figure out when he is going to die.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Chris Moyles is one of the main reasons I stopped listening to radio 1
Him, and the utter utter shiteness of their playlist.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I've probably listened to parts of his show less than ten times.
What annoyed me more than Moyles' presence was the constant background toadying of his gang of lickspittles. Comedy fucking Dave and that lot. What a bunch of wastrel cunts.
I struggle to listen to anything on the radio. Radio 1 is full of crap, Radio 6 is bearable until one of the DJs casually name-drops an obscure band's limited edition EP that he bought once and I feel old listening to Radio 4. I've no idea what's on Radios 2 and 3 to be honest. And, the lack of any commercial radio stations in this post is quite simply because they're all bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^Very much this
You can't hear any lyrics and the beats too loud.
God bless Radio 4 and internet radio stations/downloadable mixes.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Moyles used to be quite good but turned into everything he poked fun at in the early days
Steve Wright must be shitting himself.
As long as he stays away from Radio 3
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I only ever listen to Radio 1 if I'm in the car and the Archers is on.
Just to challenge myself a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no!
This on top of the Kylie/Jason reunion concert being cancelled. I might just have to go back to bed :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 4EVA etc

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as that bastard hipster cunt Nick Grimshaw doesn't replace him.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoke too soon!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post you didn't touch wood did you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I touch wood when I think of Nick Grimshaw
My baseball bat
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I might start listening to Radio 1 in the mornings again..

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate radio
well, music stations, and I hate that pig.
HA!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Grimshaw cunt.
Since losing the ability to plug my iphone into the car, I've been desperately trying to stay 'down with the kids' by listening to radio 1 in fits and spurts.

The trouble is that the entire station seems to be a 24 hour shrine to the camp, northern drawl of that fucking Grimshaw. His voice makes my shit itch.

If you ask me, Radio is a dead medium riddled with cliche and being slowly throttled by the march of technology.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i wish radio's 1 2 3 and 4 would just pack up and die! wankers!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post Free bizarre music - Lively up your clambake!
Lux & Ivy's Favourites - Vols 1-11

Having noticed some Cramps fans on these hallowed pages I thought I'd proffer a link to 11 zip files of tunes that Lux has namechecked in various interviews. Total labour-of-love fan production. A bit like "Songs the Cramps Taught Us" on steroids.

The songs themselves provide a fascinating glimpse into Early Rock & Roll's evolutionary wrong turns.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, that be superb!
Loved the Purple Knif Show cd, and already got a lot of these on the 'Nuggets' boxed set, but great to listen to at work!
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, fanks!
Ta, everso!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Still kicking ass & taking names at 75
As someone who is thirty years younger than this woman and who gets completely knackered opening a bag of crisps, I can only admire her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
admire wank to
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a link post Oh No, Teh Quo
Australian supermarket giant Coles has recruited British rockers Status Quo to help shoppers save money on their grocery bill.

In the new TV ad, the band change the lyrics to their 1974 UK number one hit Down Down to "Down down, prices are down'' in line with Coles's advertising tag line.
 (CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Good luck to 'em!

It's better than Argos just using a track of there's for years on end.
At least the company took an interest and got them involved.

And no doubt the millions it will make them will be well spent *snort*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Those guys are like 900 years old.
down down, trousers fall down...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they're laughing all the way to the bank.
I wonder if there's a picture somewhere of them doing just that?


I'm also impressed that they couldn't be arsed to travel any further than Abbey Road studios to record the track.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post new New Eden short for you! "Mating Call" I made this!
This was actually the first short we made ... what do you reckon? Too much/Not enough?
(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You sick man!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe ...
Knew someone couldn't resist :)
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post All it needed was the cry, 'Not both at the same time!' followed by the sounds of agony turning to ecstasy to take it into the 'Too far but we obviously don't give a fuck' realms of sick humour
Also I expected after he asked, 'why are you just standing watching!?' or some such his mate was gonna do some subtle self touching, but that's maybe just my sick mind, but I'm of the opinion if you're gonna go for sick laughs, ya gotta REALLY go for it, push it so far it goes from 'Oh please!' to 'OK you've just gone WAY too far beyond any good taste but I gotta admire you for having the balls to go for it and the intellligence to find a way to get away with it!' realms.

Thin ice to walk on tho, risky humour, don't show too much, don't use a hammer to crack a nut, but don't seem too scared to push it, y'know, can't worry about negative feedback too much, gotta risk a few slaps to get a few good guilty laughs off the more sick humour minded crowd!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead on!
Thanks for the feedback mate, all I can say is dead on ... through our series of shorts we've been feeling our way in terms of the type of humour to go for and how far to go etc. Thanks for taking the time to response, appreciate it.

:)
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post Katie ups a new video.....
This will get wake you up this morning.
What a smile :)
(Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to make a comment about how hula hoops are a bit sexy
but then I found this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm3gV1DRqgA
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite part:
55 seconds in
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's still rather better at 2.50
in www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovoFAsIkhA&feature=plcp
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking hypnotic.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is as close as I'll be coming to some sunshine today :/
Top comment on another video:

WOW! i began watching you as a pervert, now I watch you for the art of Hula Hooping
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post would

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh i'ld be in there like a shot.
That hula hoop looks like fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post help yourself to the hoop.
I've got serious business to attend to.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean, but UGG boots are so last year.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I still like 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like "Slag wellies" than that is your choice and I respect your right to like something different to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffffft
Slag wellies!? I'm using that.
cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post why the stupid boots?

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 'cos she's that kinda woman!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that I could probably ignore the boots...

(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post what boots?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit like this in real life
and with a hula hoop
and without a hat
and quicker
so not like this at all really

 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post eski-ho boots

(tichy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look really hard you can see a hula-hoop

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, There was a Hula-Hoop?

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought my brain caused the effect at 2:58

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post chicken

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I would wager
that that is a chicken sex doll and his cock is you know where
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:11, Reply)
This is a link post The Hobbit Misty Mountains song. Reconstructed and sung by a hippy.
She actually creates something quite beautiful, especially as she claims she 'can't sing.'

EDIT: Apparently pieced together from all the books.

EDIT: from a forum comment: "Would be better if she'd shown her bewbs."
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful
it should be sent to Peter Jackson
 (disconnected, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post

^This^
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Along with a letter telling him to stop making the Hobbit as it will be RUBBISH.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
those stupid bloody wizards and midgets. He needs to get back to horror.
Lazy sod.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Man that's sent shivers down my spine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a twat.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mega twat
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:24, Reply)
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Oh, you're all such fucking heathens.

But I love you all. Sexually.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post She may have a nice voice but I can't tell over all the processing.
but if Tolkien-ian space cadet girlies making music are your thing...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQiNVk_u0po
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "ALL the processing"?
You mean reverb, eq & compression?
Reckon that's fairly standard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post bollocks, it's rubbish
more hulahoops in slag wellies!
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post Whaaaaploooooop!

(Fluffster, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
How refreshing
 (Sherbs, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a link post Minature wonderland - world's largest model railway
Surely this is too amazing to not be Veetcock? First time I've ever seen it though. Truly astounding.
 (Leemondus, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite amazing.
It's now on my list of things I will see when I finally manage to save enough money to go to Europe.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Stay in a Slovakian hostel.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post eat a Munchy Box

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha dogging at 3:54

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post confirmed
not that I watched 30 seconds then skipped ahead to find the dogging lols.

much.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an actual
red light district!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
tits at 2:39
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been on before but this is a different film of it.
Paul Merton did a thing on it when he did his europe program.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that before & would LOVE to visit.
Though I worry that I'd spluff the moment I walked through the door.
...and then suffer from a trainspotter "gush"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok. Just don't plan a trip to Hamburg JUST for that ;-).

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks tourist guide*
wikitravel.org/en/Hamburg#Do

"Schanzenfest, in Schanzenviertel is self-organized and full of peace and happiness until it ends around 10PM in fighting between a crowd and the police."

*books tickets*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The technology behind it all,
especially the non-rail-based stuff, is astounding! E.g., each of the vehicles is independently controlled (not on a preset path)!

It's a pity I didn't know about this when I was in Hamburg a couple of years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see that.
Yes I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No comments on the amusing voice yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a page reader voice box thingy
certainly adds to it
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've visited the place when I was in Hamburg last year!
And yes, it certainly is pretty awesome.
You even get to see inside the main control room, it's like NASA Mission Control!
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post It's late and I've only just discovered David Lynch released an electro album last year.
Why am I surprised it's absolutely brilliant and mental.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He's on the Sunday Best label and I think he performed at Bestival last year

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew he'd released albums before but I'd never listened. Normally this sort of thing doesn't work.
But fuck me this album is superb.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hell yes

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt know that either! so thanks!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The vid is very "David Lynch"...
Good stuff, but probably shouldn't have watched that just before bed, and after a cheese and pickle sandwich.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved his music...
...since the Twin Peaks days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Eyewitness to Lincoln's assassination appears on 50s US gameshow
Sir Ronald J Seale

Probably been around years, but first I've seen of it
(Jimmers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
I love the way they give him some baccy at the end. They should definitely bring back handing out fags on game-shows.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Drug pushing at the end.

(Fluffster, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:30, Reply)
This is a link post Geekapella: Final Fantasy VII "The Shinra Corporation" A cappella
The composition is great but its the overacting that makes it for me.
(paullyq, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer them as a rabbit and dog.
If you follow through to their YouTube they have an Alex Kidd medley. Doesn't get much better than that.

Edit: Some Olympic level lurking there too :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe
I said "follow through".
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely missing violence and investigation, yes.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly I dont know Alex Kidd well enought to appreciate that fully
And yes thank you, I find 6 years is a good time period to really get the feel of a place before posting...in other words I'm an anti-social bastard.
 (paullyq, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, Burzum shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post B3ta's anthem? NSFW
CaC, starts at about 5:40
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post We have a anthem?

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post More than that!
We've got John Hurt doing cameos.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post beefreeta!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
foreva in are harts
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post B-three-ta! B-three-ta!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Payments overdue NSFW I made this!
Isn't it always the way? You work on a bell-ringing team-build and have to wait four whole days to get your cash from the events company.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7J5FjYpEUU
(835Rocks, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff - this should accompany every reminder invoice sent across the globe.
Maybe the postie could sing it for commission.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post An anthem for us all!

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post Great article on some illusional perspective drawings (anamorphosis)
With inadvertent almost reverse view Goatse, but SFW!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicking purely for the snail
That really moved this kinda stuff up a gear, fantastic use of street furniture, especially the steel bollard!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a link post Under Pressure - Lip Sync
jimmyslo........sublime!
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well....
that is a thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Drama student
*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 1:24, Reply)

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