
Along with the main theme -Cry Little Sister
I like the tie Max is wearing. Not sure whats going on with the one that played Micheal. I used to think he looked abit like Jim Morrison.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

was waiting for the obligatory crack-addled munter, but it didn't happen :(
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

.. because of the bloody massive picture of Jim Morrison that they had in the Lost Boys lair, which half the vamp scenes were shot under?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Short film about him, and his AWESOME truck. Walked away from the rat race to have fun and fuck about. (Some people might say he is a classic british eccentric, i know i have. He laughed like a bastard.) Might not be the best thing you see today, but i thought some of you might dig it.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)

have a likey click. does he just shit out the back of it?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

and he seems like a really cool guy.
my eventual plan is to go completely off grid and move aboard a boat.
to his refrigeration problem, there are several DIY options out there that use minimal energy. here's a relatively simple one, but i have seen other more creative options.
practicallyoffthegrid.com/2010/02/how-to-make-your-own-high-efficiency-refrigerator/
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Must cost a bomb to drive around though...
It's quite normal here in North Cornwall for people to live in their vans - I've seen some awesome setups. I shall be doing the same meself once I can actually drive
( , Sat 25 Aug 2012, 3:10, Reply)

I don't blame him, the snake bit him right in his rice paddy. I've been bitten there, it was agony.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)

has sent horrible, horrible shudders down my spine....
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

You want a goliath spider
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

The image of a thousand tiny spiders crawling all over my
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

However you now owe the office 1 keyboard
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

But he still went to the hospital to get treated, ye of little faith.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

NASA JPL’s Curiosity rover sends back beautiful images from Mars. But could they be more beautiful if Curiosity could somehow install Instagram? Some would say: no.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:39, Reply)

The police have very little idea as to the various intricacies of busking in the UK.
The reality is that there is no law in the UK that makes busking illegal, there are bylaws which prevent busking in certain places, but these are few and far between and only affect that particular piece of land. Interestingly, this type of bylaw also includes those preventing market research surveying, and leafleting in the same areas, but nobody believes that these activities are illegal.
EG:Gray versus the chief constable of Greater Manchester in 1983,
Gray, "A street musician who played the guitar in a passageway and was given coins by passers-by, was held to be not guilty of the offence of placing himself in a public place to beg or gather alms created by Vagrancy Act 1824 s 3. His conduct did not fall within the section because (i) he gave value for money, and (ii) passers-by were not forced to deal with his activities".
This was also quoted in the law report in 1983.
(I'm not a busker, this was a quick Google search.)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:21, Reply)

I get stopped constantly by them asking me to give them something, i wish the police would stop them. This guy may be making a bit of a racket but it's not like he's trying to force people to stop and listen to him.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:01, Reply)

Are they doing something wrong under the Vagrancy Act 1824 waz4444's talking about above?
Now that would be a fun conversation if you had the balls.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)

does the local council have its own byelaws against busking or having a large speaker in public?
Has a member of the public or the station staff made a complaint and asked him to be moved along?
All manner of reasons why the police could be asking him to move along legitimately.
But with the gawping bystanders, the cameras in everyones faces, the shouting drunks, it's easy to see how a very simple conversation becomes a little strained.
Out of curiosity (do we have any police b3tans?) how many criminal laws are there that the average policeman needs to know before walking the streets?
And I don't mean how many do the public expect them to know.
Surely in this day and age a simple reference tool on a smart phone could be deployed for occurances such as this, for a quick reminder on the specifics of dubious activity that they are approaching.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:05, Reply)

( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:21, Reply)

But I think if a police officer knew the full intricacies of the law they'ld be Lawyers.
Earning 10 times as much, in the dry, without daily abuse and threat to life.
Yes the'res bad ones, incompetent ones. Same with every profession.
I don't see nurses getting a hard time from the general public because of the few
that end up being a bit mental and start killing their patients.
[edit]
There' some L.U street furniture around there so it may be L.U land.
In which case he would need a license and most likely Tube staff that called the police.
Also he's a bit shit.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:22, Reply)

they were probably protecting their own "talent"
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I suspect the land either belongs to TfL or Westfield (the mahoosive shopping centre behind the transport interchange). Either way, it doesn't seem like something the Met Police need to get involved in.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

When did I say private?
I said "L.U" as in London Underground.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I had a job once teaching police trainees the intricacies of different laws and powers of arrest. there's a fair bit to learn, and it's quickly forgotten when and if they pass
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Without daily abuse?
I think a lot of publicly funded lawyers would laugh at this statement.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Made some mad noises and had an audience.
Maybe the police enjoyed the rest of their grey day.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

"We are the police. WE ARE THE LAW"
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Obviously the area where he chose was illegal to busk, at first he tried to claim he wasn't busking, so why did he put his hat down and why was he even there performing - was he doing it for the love of sharing? Not likely. So while it initially looks like the Police were being heavy handed, in fact they were being perfectly reasonable in asking him to move on, to an area where busking was permitted. The rights or wrong of making certain areas for busking illegal are not for debate the Police were just doing their job.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I liked the original photo and its atmosphere, so I tried to animate it a bit. The song is a mix of my city's anthem and a bit from Fiddler on the Roof.
previous attempt
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 6:02, Reply)

Since seeing that quite fantastic transformer link yesterday (i saw it yesterday even if it was posted previously) This song stands out as what should be the soundtrack to somebodies life...
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 5:55, Reply)

I crapped my pants! this old lady must be a b3tan! hats off to this artist!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 3:53, Reply)

I did an epic gameboy solo all the way through Call Me Maybe by that annoying Carly someone face!
100% more beard than the original version!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 2:20, Reply)

I would have enjoyed this more without that awful excuse for a pop song playing in the background. It somehow dampens the purity of the gameboy's lovely sound chip.
Plus if I hear it on the radio one more time at work someone is getting chainsawed!
Nice job nonetheless though :)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 2:48, Reply)

Is his beard making the music? It's not the same tune as the tune!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 3:44, Reply)

what's not to like ? :)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:15, Reply)

Hottest place I went to was Crete at 115 - spent the whole time hiding in the shade and people had to run to the sea on the beach as the sand was so hot. I don't want to sound like an ungrateful bastard for my childhood holiday but it was bullshit.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:15, Reply)

sorry i am not laughing at you! the only time i ALWAYS remember shoes... is for the beach, one summer when i was 7 with blisters on the bottom of my feet insured that.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:36, Reply)

Mega hot, mega expensive and mega attitude from the locals. Fry Crete ,FRY!!! :D
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:51, Reply)

Just shit roads built for the American freedom invasion of Iraq.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:43, Reply)

To be racist about foreign weather.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)

also some of the most retarded YouTube comments ever live under that video.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Prodigy69's bear on /board www.b3ta.com/board/10833236 has reminded me of Russia's freaky version of Winnie the Pooh. Enjoy, if that's the right word.
(Also, Pooh's feet aren't attached to his body WTF?)
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

those are some of the sweetest childhood memories i have... russian cartoons were so much better!
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)

You're not wrong. I grew up in 1970s Britain, and so - with very few exceptions - had no exposure to high quality animation as a child. Then Mrs Apollo started showing the elder miss Apollo the cartoons of her own youth, and bozhe moi..!
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Ever since I was introduced to Vinni Pukh I've thought Walt Disney's take was the freaky one. If I remember right, Vinni was voiced by the actor who played Sherlock Holmes; a bit like Captain Mainwaring voicing the Mr Men. Thanks for the reminder.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I grew up with E H Shepherd's illustrations so both Vinni and Disney are a bit WTF for me. Although on its own merits the Russian one is rather lovely.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)

"Worker & Parasite"
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:49, Reply)

Especially if they walk into the lift wearing a black belt.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Funnily enough, im listening to the Drive soundtrack right now, and its on the 'skull crushing' track. Coincidental lift voilence!
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Mind, he was stupid enough to assault her despite her gi and belt colour, so he wasn't terribly smart anyway!
The bit where he tries to escape out the doors only to be grabbed and dragged back in for some extra beating ended me! Classic :D
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)

He went down like a shameful servant. I think he has 'beat by girl' fetish.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

But then judging by the size and weight difference between them I reckon it'd be far more likely she got him an a wrist/fingerlock to bring him down and initially immobilise him before laying the beat down on him when he was prone. Since limblocks require very little strength for an enormous amount of pain. If you look at the was she initially grabs his forearm I'd say that was quite likely the technique she used.
I'm not saying its implausible that it was faked for whatever reason, but it's entirely plausible it's legit top. And I wouldn't take a black belt lightly no matter what their size. My Godfathet is an Aikido black belt and can have me on my knees before I can blink by just using his thumb and forefinger, and it's not a very pleasant sensation either!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:04, Reply)

It's really frightening how little power you need to drop someone to the floor when it's executed right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ghyvvxyb6s
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:15, Reply)

A school girl isn't going to be able to twist a man's wrist, against his will, full stop! And certainly not into a position that would subdue him to the point that even after she has clearly let go of the non-existent "wrist lock" he is cowering in fear.
Tl;dr: You're retarded.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You should see my 64 year old 145 pound five foot five female teacher kick my 43 year old 180 pound five foot eleven ass before you say what a smaller more experienced person can do to a larger person who has only been practicing for twelve years.
tl;dr-- don't talk about what you don't know, it only makes you sound stupid
( , Mon 27 Aug 2012, 1:08, Reply)

but with added "only a mong would think it's real"
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Budgie in a hat! Budgie in a hat! BUDGIE IN A HAT!!!
(and she's a pretty darn happy budgie too)
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)

It would have one foot on the perch, the other up on the bell below its mirror. Looking in the mirror it would bounce up and down until it reached orgasm, at which point it would usually topple off its perch barely conscious. Unsurprisingly it would do this often, and if interrupted at any time during its furious self-abuse would bite viciously. BaC.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)

and when they hit budgie-teenage they all tried to shag my mum's hair.
Constantly.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Edit: A finch foot fucking:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LhvceX9FCY
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)

All budgies should wear hats. I'd like to see one in a beanie.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:17, Reply)

if this doesn't make you smile you are dead inside. What an ace guy. :D
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)

But I can't somewhat make out whether this is a pisstake at his expense or not?
If it is it's bang out of order.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Just because he points out normal behaviour and what not.
but yeah that would be very slack if it wasn't genuine.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

www.globaltvedmonton.com/meet+anthony+edmontons+newest+delivery+man/6442701793/story.html
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)

( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)

i wish i did, it may seem that way here. i tend to keep my mouth shut when i don't have something nice to say.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:22, Reply)

i was confused because its usually the other way around here
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:40, Reply)

i am mostly a bit backwards that way...
in real life i am a horrible cunt of a person that hates the world and everyone in it.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:44, Reply)

I'd order stuff just so see him. Everyone loves happy people at the door.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:16, Reply)

what a perfect way to explain and advertise the company. :D i love how canadians say out too.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 3:21, Reply)

2. the water is safe
3. the ocean is blue
4. the ocean is green
5. the wetar is winter
1. the ice is blue
2. the ice is green
3. the ice is grey
4. the ice is white
5. the ice is dark blue
1. smell like blueberry
2. ice smell like lime
3. ice smell like smoke
4. ice smell like vanilla
5. ice smell like licorice
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I'm a massive fan of Jam, and Chris Morris in general, but this spoof of Blue Jam is just about spot on.
GC says no.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Except the GC one. I didn't really have an opinion on that.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)

To be fair I thought the ad's looked a bit shit, and the name is awful but I might have to give this a look see :)
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)

You may like it though, each to their own, i love the clip above.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)

The clip did give me a giggle though!
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
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