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This is a link post Meet Northumbrian Water's mascot, Dwayne Pipe!
Sing along; "Only toilet paper pee and poo go down the loo..."
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post .....and goldfiiiiiiish!!! *jazz hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
a i
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
hahahahaha
 (BadgerSmaker, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lily Allen will advertise anything!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Do you have Developaralysis?
Now my brain just hurts
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I work with legacy systems
That means C and Fortran are all I need. Makes for an easy life...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post C O B O L

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeew!
*Makes sign of the cross*
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fortran!
There's a nightmare I haven't heard in ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post By Fortran's beard!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't know why everyone reacts with such revulsion
C      It's a perfectly acceptable language to work in as long as
C      you understand the fact that it was designed to be written
C      on a VT52 terminal.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what Fortran is
Feeling left out by the programming in-jokes :-(

Neerrrrrrdddddddddddddsssss!
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I work on the business side dealing with consultant firms who lie about the next best thing and how all their PM and BA s are experts at all these languages.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fortran was the language we had to learn in engineering classes.
I actually enjoyed it. So much so that my classmates ended up stealing my homework and copying it.

It's just a nightmare when studying five other subjects at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there is plenty of Fortran in physics department still.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Just learn whatever programming language gets the highest day rate...
When that tails off, pick the next one and move on.

Keep a decent working knowledge of HTML/CSS and basic javascript (unless it's your chosen language of course (and probably a good move right now (*btw - I feel that it's ok to nest parentheses during a nerd converstaion*))).

I'm a ruby developer and have no shame in not being fluent in all the other options. If I had to hire someone under 40 who claimed to be fluent in everything, I'd assume they were bullshitting me (I've worked with one or two people who genuinely were, but it was obvious that they were mega-nerds from our first encounter).

I don't know about outside of London, but there seems to be plenty of work around for my nerd friends who span quite a few languages between them.

Just pick one or two and be REALLY good at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What's he got against PHP?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post Update for all you E17 fans out there.
Laughing at mentals is obviously bad, but:
1/ The baked potato/running himself over thing.
2/ That extended tinfoil hat rant over a 'leccy bill.
3/ Now this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post James Brown was always the best at these sort of things.
Broke into a boardroom meeting downstairs in a hotel where he was staying, brandishing a gun and accusing people of using his toilet.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Class

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Deep Deep Down(ing Street)
Isn't it time someone broke it to him that his record label execs no longer dictate his twattish dress sense?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ssshhh
I want him wearing that stuff in the care home
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sure I remember when there was no gate, and the PM was vulnerable

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You can blame our Irish friends for the big metal gate being there now.
By which I mean the IRA, not Boyzone.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How wonderfully mental
WHAT WAS WITHIN THE WHITE BINDER?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, doesn't look like a jacket potato.
Drawings he did using his own shit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A can of lager and some chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pressed & hole-punched jacket potato skins.
Arranged in date order, as his culinary aide mémoire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He even dresses like a massive fucking prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The baked potato incident is my go to if I'm ever feeling a bit glum.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to be keeping remarkably close tabs on him ....Tabs
Anaemic pop muppet fetish Eh?
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
"He then (oddly) kept shouting 'you'll all be dancing to my no.1 single at Christmas"

Oh dear. In his mind its the 90's everlasting and he's still a celebrity.
He should team up with Adam Ant.
 (loci, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post Some great..
...shots here.
 (jingle_man, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Of half naked kids

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Put more bangers under that bloke's chair.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Or, half clothed kids?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Half naked/half clothed
Optiped/pessiped?
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, it seems that in all countries you can have tremendous fun - if you're a boy

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
they seem a bit contrived?
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go with clichéd more than contrived.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
either way, one f stop short of stock photos
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a catalogue for Madonna

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPC_HhGfAI
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post A Harry Potter thingy I done NSFW I made this!
because slam cuts and foul language make everything better
(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post prefer this. SFW or NSFW - depends where you work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbB2hiqn3sA
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo to you.
I thought that was going to be this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well that's disturbing
p.s. Rural, you reminded me that Madeye Moody died :-(
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
genuinely found your link infinitely more disturbing than tab's
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post my link is wholesome family fun
Tab's link is about an underage boy doing NSFW stuff
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not saying your wrong
Just saying for me it just felt right....
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post theme is stupid
but it's rather good
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 4:07, Reply)
This is a link post Chainsaw Massacre

(bananaprince, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post #EPICPRANKBANTZ

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't help thinking these pranks are going too far.
Giving someone a bit of a scare is one thing. Potentially fucking them up for life is another.
 (Leemondus, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8-nCyqoyc
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post especially as you just need someone in a car to run over you, or pull out a knife or gun
or get locked up cos you scared some war hero with ptsd
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe that it's genuine.
Surely the makers (especially in the US) are risking getting sued to fuckery for this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post someone had a heart attack and died but never mind that because LEDGEHUMOREPICWINFAIL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post five rapists and violent muggers escaped capture and then reoffended because police resources were diverted elsewhere to deal with the LEDGEHUMOREPICWINFAIL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post no-one will ever believe it or intervene when they see someone else being assaulted or raped just in case they're on camera inadvertently starring in another zany LEDGEHUMOREPICWINFAIL
I blame that fucking spiteful little cunt beadle for all this shit
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post actually, i change my mind.
maybe everyone should carry guns.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I only like prank videos
which end with a terrified prankster shouting "It's a prank! It's a prank!" in the hope of not being shot. All other ones feel like they are punching down.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This. Oh F.H. this.
personally, i'm enjoying every 'hahalookhowfarwewent' prank as another roll of the dice before the statistically inevitable booooomheadshot, and will happily munch popcorn for the resultant complicated legal wranglings and associated societal handwringing on "Item coming up: Are pranks going too far now that someone got drilled?'

laugh? i will shat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more people who opt for fight rather than flight.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if I would ever find this funny
it's hard to know now I'm old and curmudgeonly...
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Bit of 80's...
...music and trick or treat ?
(jingle_man, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus a little Repo Man thrown in for no reason.

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked that
...more of that sort of thing here (from the same people): soundcloud.com/priusansich
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Don't take your kids to Hungary...

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the same kid
That was supposedly abducted by the UK govt and posted here a month ago? The story makes no sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, it's a real risk, the last kid i got posted here was damaged before i'd even touched it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The tinfoil is strong with this one
"the following persons are known to have facilitated and conspired in the Kidnapping with the intent to sell our Son and other children onwards: [...]

Chief Constable of Wiltshire
The Prime Minister
The Deputy Prime Minister
The Queen"

Yes, that sounds reasonable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't take your kids to Thailand...
Trust me. Its awkward keeping them entertained while you visit a Ladyboy.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But they can improve their ping-pong.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking today ,Ireland must have the sexiest kids.
First it was the priests and Christian brothers, then the IRA.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ... And then the priests again

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ...And then the large priests

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've actually met Hungarian child stealing
Monster (alleged) Viktor Orban, weirdly enough. He seemed like an alright bloke at the time. Just goes to show...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You were obvs too old for him.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You were obvs too old for him.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You were obvs too old for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
This is a link post Rapper Cam'ron is selling an Ebola mask with his face printed on it
Science yo.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They forgot to mention Scroguard
'Other advice includes covering your eyes as well as your hands and mouth, and using condoms if having sex with a person recovering from Ebola.'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Scroguard ......
When its hard and she's at your yard....
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post when she's damp, but a bit of a tramp

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When you need to cum and she wants it up the bum.

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post when you're itchin for it, and she's just itchin

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post when she's in heat and crawls the street

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 4:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He missed a trick not selling paedo pants with his face printed on them when the yewtree thing started kicking off.
When opportunity knocks...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
k
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Paedo pants
only sold in XS, so you can have fun forcing yourself into them
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooof.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post mercenary fuckwitt

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post are those pesky Russians sinking things again with out telling any one?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the Mods
'It could be divers using some form of moped-like underwater vehicle'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post UKIP Calypso
Response
(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
not bad that
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
I daren't watch the Mike Read song, I grew up watching Superstore.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it's some monotone badass...
once listened to, always regretted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Only just realised he's the guy off Weekly Wipe.
'tis good.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post nazi pop music for PF
"This song is kind of what I imagine the Cat Empire would sound like if they were a lot shittier at their instruments and unintentionally ultra racist."
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry
The Mongolians have never sought to have a global empire
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post LACIST!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post well, fabulous video is clearly not everything

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The most disturbing thing about that was the random Carpenters at 1:27 and Bing at3:47!
I for one welcome our new Asian nazi overlords. But seeing how the East London property market is going this is more like Tomorrow's World rather than fantasy...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Vas ist das?
Gott in himmel!
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:01, Reply)
This is a link post I've made a quick & dirty edit of that Carpenter cockwomble. I made this!
Not quite as smooth as the one by Pig Face Turnip and Leemondus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post on wikipedia he decribes his sexuality as 'radically inclusive'
That sounds to me like something Jimmy Savile might have said
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A least the UK Border Force got something right for once
In detaining him for 7 hours then booting him out of the country. Unfortunately he returned.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I can't see how a "radical" sexuality wouldn't involve something illegal, that's actually quite worrying if true...
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post Homemade teenage angst Hot Chip video
This deserves a mention methinks.
(flatulent-elm, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not going to watch it,
because you wrote "methinks".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pity some people hang on to the archaic parts of the English language whilst they should be adopting the popular vocab at the current time.
Init blud!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post groovy.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Word.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fo real.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^teen thangz

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Based on the high degree of lurkage I don't think Elm Fart has many conversations.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Gadzooks, 'tis but a dainty ditty.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This
I don't mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post "Stay away from drugs and talent judges" Iggy Pop's John Peel lecture
An hours chat from the world weary passenger
starts at 30mins
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
for the supremely lazy, such as myself, actual lecture starts at 37:40 after lots of vox pops and soundbites and such about Peel and Pop.
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Peel and Pop"
Sounds like some form of banana sex aid.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post you could be on to something there........

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Peel and Pop"
The Netherlands's #1 vegan dildo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me! This whole time I assumed Iggy Pop is British. His voice is a shock.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 4:23, Reply)
This is a link post Garth Likes to Play
I was thinking, this shot is really well done youtu.be/8Qi3JERmk9E?t=1m21s nice lighting change and camera work, nothing too flashy, but is really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
hurray for in-camera effects
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, Mr Doughnut Head Man.. who's trying to kill you?
I don't know but they'd better not...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not an in-camera effect
It's a lighting change
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
You know what I meant, if we're to be pedants I think lighting effects are considered in camera, as the "in camera" refers to anything that's already on the negative before post production. Either way, h nice to see stuff done without cgi, or as might have been more likely with this film/time, green screen.
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much my favourite film

If you're gonna spew,spew into this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We fear change.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing we change is change itself
or something like that
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post how ironic
that the glasses on garth's face worn to give an out of touch and nerdy look to his character are the very same that adorn the faces of the fashionista today.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you bloody hipsters
Trying to make everything ironic!
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a link post Cameron Carpenter's Incredible Organ I made this!
Made with fellow B3tan Leemondus.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
That's made my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha! Oh god.
Almost choked to death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that solves mystery of missing French butt plug christmas tree...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I understand this,
please explain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would anyone want to do that?
For all the good that'd do, you might as well shove it up your arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a Chinese man.
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched the original
Christ what a messy dirge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ditto
Had to check I wasn't watching another parody...
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Never was there a bigger cockwomble that needed urine extraction so badly.
Glad I could help sir.
 (Leemondus, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, is he real?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLzgFkouSmc
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post astonishing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God
He cannot be real?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post There is absolutley no way he can be real, he's like something from a vic and bob sketch

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is truly beyond parody.

(DestructoLettuce, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid he is.

(Leemondus, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ...aaaaaaaand
I now have soup in my lap. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
That 'soup' is awfully salty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post cream
of sum yun gai youtu.be/7DivHqBN89g?t=8s
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, my...this is wonderful.
Does it have 'Venus' by Bananarama as the demo?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "by Bananarama"!?
Get OUT, philistine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I meant Little Mix.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post laughs from this direction

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
*throws flowers*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious
It reminds me of this
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
*throws ropes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If there were a newletter, this would be on it.
As for Cameron, what a very rational sort of wanker he looks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
Having watched the original, I can't really see what you've changed...
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame, really.
He has the imagination and the initiative to modernise pipe organ music completely and almost make it trendy again, but he's decided to capitalise on that potential by looking like an unbelievable twat. Surely a hedgehog that has been through the inner workings of a combine harvester has a better haircut than this man.
 (I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember this prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's where he got it from.
Insisting that you be known uniquely by your surname, 'cos that's how people refer to great composers innit, is impressively prickish.
 (I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
I thought you guys had got an actor and filmed this.

How? How can this be real...the shot with the dramatic shirt unbuttoning...WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!!!
him!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he see s this.
Where do you even buy shoes like that! They scream pretentious hipster.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They're screaming.
But they're not screaming "Hipster".
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Screaming dolphins?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He has seen it and has shared it on his FB page, surprisingly showing that he's a good sport!

(Leemondus, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant.
Clicks all round.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Clicked!

I was going to defend him earlier, as being a very good practitioner of what he does, but this one made a LOL come out
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Just. Wow.
 (Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahhaha!
That's fucking magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post brillian stuff, the grunts really set it off perfectly
and what's the story with his feet? they look like leather and stud clad trotters
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The organ transplant was rejected...

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Just watched the original, his playing is no better than yours.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the background beat that got me hysterical

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit late on this one...
... but really, that is fantastic.

Never heard of this guy before but he seems to be confused between having a massive organ and being a massive organ.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
but reminds me more of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEyYuZkjVI
 (SLiQ, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 2:15, Reply)
This is a link post NBA 2k15 Face Scan
Is even more awesome than I expected.
 (UTB, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
"Sloth love Chunk!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post Banksy arrested..?
In Watford?
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post scroll down

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah!
I didn't see this.

As you were
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
Been too busy listening to Calypso music to scroll too much further down the board.
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post if he was arrested
how would we know?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Great now that's in my "recently viewed list" on a shared amazon account.
I shall have to quickly look at loads of soft core porn, lube and sex aids to avoid the wife getting suspicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The hazards of b3ta..

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)

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