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This is a link post American cheese glut
There are currently over a billion pounds of cheese in storage, which to put in perspective is about 200 Olympic swimming pools of the stuff!
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This is a normal post isn't that like the approx. amount of all supposed gold on the planet?

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This is a normal post Cheeseheads

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This is a normal post Maybe if they made nice cheese someone would eat it

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This is a normal post True
Most American cheese tastes of buttery plaster.
(, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Never tasted Mercin cheese but would expect it to be as bland as everything else

(, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post On a trip there tasted one... Was as described
Then, for science (and cheap sandwiches), did 4 or 5 different ones, brands and colours.
They ALL tasted the SAME! Wtf!

They do great filter coffee, buns and other things in delis that said.
But, the cheese, fek.
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This is a normal post Trump could build the wall from cheese.
Here's another suggestion www.b3ta.com/links/The_mother_of_all_pizzas
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This is a normal post But...
He's already addressed the American cheese glut problem. He wants to make America grate again.
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This is a normal post Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

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This is a normal post ha ha ha ha ha halloumi

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This is a normal post doffs hat

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This is a normal post *applauds*

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This is a link post PHWOOOOAAARRRRRR
Is the noise a Russian Rocket makes
(, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post with my sound system
I can make any rocket launch become an event for my whole neighbourhood.
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This is a normal post Good idea
"Goes to look for plywood by the cubic meter."
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This is a normal post Look at all the bits falling off
how it ever passed it's MOT is beyond me.
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This is a normal post Is there an MOT in Russia?
And if there is, have they ever cared?
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This is a normal post Well they had the sensors the right way up this time
www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/07/10/200775748/report-upside-down-sensors-toppled-russian-rocket

Rocket thinks ground is sky. No corruption involved for cheap parts and labour.

Edit: This always makes me go feck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlz5u1OBe_c
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This is a link post Bloody hell

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This is a normal post What?

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This is a normal post ^this

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This is a normal post They painted the young children who were the mascots for their last game of the season blue
as a further way of adverting said film.

cunts.
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This is a normal post ^This.

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This is a normal post Is that Sansa?

(, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, you're thinking of Game of Thrones m8

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This is a normal post so his special xmen powers are that of a potato?

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This is a normal post By the power of shagged grannies!
*transforms*
(, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "The texture of old steak with the wiff of forgotten fish"
"Grannyman"
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This is a normal post Shrek?

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This is a normal post +smen

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This is a link post probs gc
can't be arsed to check
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This is a normal post Tough one, I would have to say 'The Best of the Beatles'

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This is a normal post I can think of no other cunt less fitting to have the words 'Love' and 'Joy' in their name.
2 minutes with him and a cricket bat, and I could die a happy man.
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This is a normal post Back in my journalism days
I knew a few people who had to work with him, and it was quite gratifying to hear he's exactly as bad as you think he is for exactly the reasons you thought he might be.
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This is a normal post I used to work for British Waterways
bikes are amongst the least problematic shit people chuck in the cut.
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This is a normal post its prostitutes thats the worst right?

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This is a normal post But waterway to have good fun.

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This is a normal post I'm sure it's quite draining and not that grate

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This is a normal post Was it a stagnant position?
Slowly depriving you of oxygen and the will to live?
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This is a normal post the cut ?
are you a black country chap ?
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This is a normal post Further north.

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This is a normal post You know that winter in coming?

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This is a normal post It never left.

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This is a normal post Needs more Dutch Barge Crane failure.

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This is a normal post Like this classic from last year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_ebQiada4&ab_channel=Italiantrivelle
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This is a link post GWAR! cover Ramones
GWAR!
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This is a normal post Huh... I guess two wrongs can make a right.

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This is a normal post Errr...isn't that a Cyndi Lauper song
...not The Ramones?
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This is a normal post You must have wandered off early
it ran into Blitzkrieg Bop by Ramones. 2 bop song mashup.
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This is a link post Augmented Reality

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This is a normal post bye bye brain

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This is a normal post Outstanding
...and a little Neuromancer-ish.
(, Sat 21 May 2016, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears that your brain is running Adblock
So we can't show the awesome world we have made for you. If you'd like to see again, please disable Adblock. Then we'll bombard your brain with stupid sex chats with robots, and scams so stupid that not even a dead weasel would fall for them.
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This is a normal post Thanks for sharing
Horribly prescient
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This is a link post Sentient Bathroom I made this!
When you're not there, your bathroom comes alive!
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This is a normal post A bathroom that has the memory of a goldfish...
How did it forget the spider in the first place?
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This is a normal post The bathroom is a cretin
Especially wilhelmina peppermunt
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This is a normal post Talking of spiders... I found a woudlouse spider in our sink this morning. Have you seen the size of the teefs on those things?

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This is a normal post Holy shit!
It looks almost exactly like my penis
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This is a normal post Oh. Erm. I have some bad news.
I might have squashed your penis and put it in the bin. Sorry about that.
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This is a normal post amazing Domestos cameo
Normally, it would be considered product placement but here it's an integral part of your docusoap - the way it was just sitting there on the shelf brooding about ethnic cleansing.
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This is a normal post It will not rest
Until it has killed everyone and everything. Dead.
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This is a normal post More of this sort of thing!
But... wash your hands next time.
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This is a link post Couldn't help but smile at this

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This is a normal post Chewy has gone to seed.

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This is a normal post ACES

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I'm finding her strangely attractive...
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This is a normal post With or without the mask?

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Well... now you mention it... hmmm... Oh my...

I, for one, have never had oral from a woman wearing a plastic chewie mask that's making electroic chewie growl noises. I used to consider myself well experienced in the ways of the world, but apparently I'm obviously lacking.
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This is a normal post you want to try hanging around Bleakpool poundland
with a pissed up hen night passing by, you may get lucky and have Leia or you may get unlucky and have Jabba the slut
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This is a normal post I bet she's the life and soul of every party.

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This is a normal post I have so many reasons to want to dislike that, but I can't.
I think the intertubes deserves to see someone try and hold up a bank wearing on of those. Laughing just like that too.
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This is a normal post oh my god, I think I'm in love

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This is a normal post my friends on the internetwebz got me

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This is a normal post Internetwebz!
She said internetwebz!
That's bloody brilliant.
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This is a normal post appropriate
that she's wearing a death star T-shirt
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This is a normal post As obnoxious as every other adult fan of Star Wars. Only more so.
And did she say Cadence'?



Fuck me.
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This is a normal post This

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This is a link post Wild Ocelot playing with presenter fella
Hey Jahled - Are all Ocelots this awesome and friendly and where can I get one! :)
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This is a normal post Dawwwwwwwwwww. I want one too.

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This is a normal post So his look in the thumbnail says nothing to you?

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This is a normal post His look tells me that it has the same temperament as the bat shit crazy cat I had when I was 5.

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This is a normal post Hipsters get a margay
mashable.com/2014/10/25/living-with-an-ocelot-in-a-manhattan-apartment/#VXQbNWSEukqW
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This is a normal post Seems like strange behavior for a wild animal to display a complete absence of caution around people, especially a carnivore
so my guess is it wasn't as wild as all that, and has contact with people, and has an approachable, curious demeanor. Cat personalities are quite varied in the same species. I think Terry had an ocelot so i'll send him that, though given he's had a fully grown snow leopard living in his living room, he'll probably just shrug that off as perfectly normal under some circumstances
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This is a normal post Like you know anything about pussy.

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This is a normal post rabies can have that effect

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This is a normal post Hahaha

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This is a normal post Ahh yes the fabled Paul Daniels of the feline world

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This is a normal post Reminds me of the ancient joke - how do you tittilate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot.
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This is a normal post Babboo! He remembers me!
Be careful: he's crepuscular.
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This is a normal post Clicked on this link
just to find this comment.
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This is a link post Bloke gave up a career in advertising to drive a bus.

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This is a link post President Trump prefers darkness
I don't know how much of this is real vs. fake, but what a peculiar chap.
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This is a normal post hahaha
what a fucking loon
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This is a normal post Is his hair bioluminescent?

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This is a normal post His hair is made of PLANKTON!

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This is a normal post That's how to negotiate!

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This is a normal post Maybe he's part Mogwai.
Would explain the hair.
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This is a link post The mother of all pizzas
The world's longest pizza was made in Naples and is 1.8km long. It took 250 pizza makers six hours and 11 minutes. They used 2,000kg of flour, 1,600kg of tomato sauce, 2,000kg of mozzarella cheese, 200 litres of oil and 30kg of basil.
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This is a normal post I'm a bit stuffed
Can you put the rest in a box for me please?
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This is a normal post You are not James Corden.
AICMFP
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This is a normal post Thank fuck for that
I was worried I might be for a minute there.
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This is a normal post How are there no effin' seagulls going mental over that?

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This is a normal post you literally got there 3 minute before me with that question
where the fuck are the seagulls!
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This is a normal post Killed off
by the cadmium and other illegal waste dumped by the Camorra
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This is a normal post least there are some upsides to toxic waste

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This is a normal post That is indeed a vast pizza

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This is a normal post Imagine the garlic bread

(, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post looks bland as fuck
largest blandest pizza ever
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This is a normal post pfft
I bet you're a pineapple and ham kind of fool
(, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a ham and pineapple pizza last night
And I thoroughly enjoyed it, so there.
(, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The king of pizzas

(, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to Mr Pickles. Oh...and links puritans.
HIGNFY are going to do it anyhow.
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This is a normal post They should set one of these up outside each migrant camp. Pepperoni pizza for all!

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This is a normal post I hate shit like this. Long pizza. Brilliant.

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This is a link post Disney Princess 40K
Not mine as I have no talent but I'm loving these Disney/Space Marine mash up thingies.
I'm off to get my daughter a tshirt printed.
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This is a normal post Bit thick of me here but how were these done...
...are they existing illustrations edited or is it one person who started it.
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This is a normal post I appears that they have taken existing 40k illustrations and stuck an existing disney head on them

(, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find they've taken existing Disney Princess illustrations and stuck a 40K body on them
*puffs on pipe*
(, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, what they have in fact done is take existing Disney Princess illustrations and stuck a 40K body on them.
*strokes beard*
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This is a normal post
I put it to the jury,
*puts thumbs behind braces*
This man has a beard, that is both his crime and his punishment
also my teeth now hurt.
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This is a normal post I do not recognise the jurisdiction or authority of this court.
*moons*
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This is a normal post B3ta is blocked at GW Towers.
Luckily, I'm having an afternoon off and can give this a click from the comfort of my sofa. Hooray!
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This is a link post I've Got You Dave I made this!
More UB40
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This is a normal post this is now
ART.
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This is a normal post ha
excellent
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This is a normal post Ah, brilliant.
I do like these.
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This is a normal post +

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This is a normal post thanks
I need a tune for Iain Duncan Smith. All suggestions welcome
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This is a normal post Let's Get Ready To Referendum
By PJ and Iain DUNCAN Smith.

Watch us reck the Reich
Watch us reck the Reich
Psyche!
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This is a normal post
nice, ta
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This is a normal post brilliantly done

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This is a normal post soup herb

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This is a normal post Fantastically excellent

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This is a normal post Haha, nice

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This is a normal post Outstanding as always!

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This is a link post Dolphins swimming at night in bio-luminescent water
Very pretty
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This is a normal post That is indeed pretty stuff.

(, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen bioluminescence in breaking waves, but that is way cooler.

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This is a normal post "Gets out charts"
"start calculating Cx and Cd of dolphin based on bioluminescent turbulences"
...
"Wife leaves, takes dog"
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This is a normal post For a supposedly super-efficient, naturally selected design,
there's a lot of cavitation going on there...
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This is a normal post *Freaks out*

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This is a normal post Is that from Boaty McBoatface's Life That Glows?

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This is a normal post Yep
It was a remarkably pretty show, but I'm not sure I learned that much.
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This is a normal post That deceptive firefly was interesting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photuris
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This is a normal post
had some amazing footage - it's on iplayer, worth watching
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This is a normal post I wonder if they got out of their mind on blowfish beforehand

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