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American cheese glut
There are currently over a billion pounds of cheese in storage, which to put in perspective is about 200 Olympic swimming pools of the stuff!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:35,
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isn't that like the approx. amount of all supposed gold on the planet?
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Woodkovsky âšī¸âđģâđŊâđŖâđŠâđ§ģâđ, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:38,
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Cheeseheads

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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:40,
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Maybe if they made nice cheese someone would eat it
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:47,
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True
Most American cheese tastes of buttery plaster.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:27,
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Never tasted Mercin cheese but would expect it to be as bland as everything else
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:44,
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On a trip there tasted one... Was as described
Then, for science (and cheap sandwiches), did 4 or 5 different ones, brands and colours.
They ALL tasted the SAME! Wtf!
They do great filter coffee, buns and other things in delis that said.
But, the cheese, fek.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 22:22,
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Trump could build the wall from cheese.
Here's another suggestion www.b3ta.com/links/The_mother_of_all_pizzas
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:55,
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But...
He's already addressed the American cheese glut problem. He wants to make America grate again.
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FridgeBadger, Sat 21 May 2016, 0:37,
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Pig Bodine., Sat 21 May 2016, 0:58,
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ha ha ha ha ha halloumi
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 21 May 2016, 4:43,
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doffs hat
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 21 May 2016, 6:21,
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*applauds*
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 21 May 2016, 14:51,
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PHWOOOOAAARRRRRR
Is the noise a Russian Rocket makes
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:04,
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with my sound system
I can make any rocket launch become an event for my whole neighbourhood.
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Woodkovsky âšī¸âđģâđŊâđŖâđŠâđ§ģâđ, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:11,
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Good idea
"Goes to look for plywood by the cubic meter."
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:14,
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Look at all the bits falling off
how it ever passed it's MOT is beyond me.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:20,
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Is there an MOT in Russia?
And if there is, have they ever cared?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:03,
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Well they had the sensors the right way up this time
www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/07/10/200775748/report-upside-down-sensors-toppled-russian-rocket
Rocket thinks ground is sky. No corruption involved for cheap parts and labour.
Edit: This always makes me go feck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlz5u1OBe_c
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:49,
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Bloody hell
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:07,
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What?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 May 2016, 18:19,
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^this
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 May 2016, 22:03,
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They painted the young children who were the mascots for their last game of the season blue
as a further way of adverting said film.
cunts.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:43,
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^This.
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pahakyy, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:09,
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Is that Sansa?
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:09,
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Nah, you're thinking of Game of Thrones m8
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:52,
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so his special xmen powers are that of a potato?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:35,
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By the power of shagged grannies!
*transforms*
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:04,
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"The texture of old steak with the wiff of forgotten fish"
"Grannyman"
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:08,
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Shrek?
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Varmint, Sat 21 May 2016, 10:47,
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+smen
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 May 2016, 13:19,
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probs gc
can't be arsed to check
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:52,
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Tough one, I would have to say 'The Best of the Beatles'
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:06,
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I can think of no other cunt less fitting to have the words 'Love' and 'Joy' in their name.
2 minutes with him and a cricket bat, and I could die a happy man.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:48,
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Back in my journalism days
I knew a few people who had to work with him, and it was quite gratifying to hear he's exactly as bad as you think he is for exactly the reasons you thought he might be.
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FridgeBadger, Sat 21 May 2016, 0:41,
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I used to work for British Waterways
bikes are amongst the least problematic shit people chuck in the cut.
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Varmint, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:05,
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its prostitutes thats the worst right?
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:11,
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But waterway to have good fun.
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pahakyy, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:12,
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I'm sure it's quite draining and not that grate
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:49,
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Was it a stagnant position?
Slowly depriving you of oxygen and the will to live?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:13,
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the cut ?
are you a black country chap ?
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 May 2016, 2:32,
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Further north.
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Varmint, Sat 21 May 2016, 10:53,
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You know that winter in coming?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 21 May 2016, 15:36,
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It never left.
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Varmint, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:58,
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Needs more Dutch Barge Crane failure.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:54,
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Like this classic from last year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_ebQiada4&ab_channel=Italiantrivelle
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Nuisance Value, Sat 21 May 2016, 1:23,
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GWAR! cover Ramones
GWAR!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:04,
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Huh... I guess two wrongs can make a right.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:07,
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Errr...isn't that a Cyndi Lauper song
...not The Ramones?
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:40,
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You must have wandered off early
it ran into Blitzkrieg Bop by Ramones. 2 bop song mashup.
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 21 May 2016, 10:14,
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Augmented Reality
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ŲŠ(âĖŽĖ•)Ûļ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:35,
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bye bye brain
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hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sat 21 May 2016, 0:08,
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Outstanding
...and a little Neuromancer-ish.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 21 May 2016, 13:12,
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It appears that your brain is running Adblock
So we can't show the awesome world we have made for you. If you'd like to see again, please disable Adblock. Then we'll bombard your brain with stupid sex chats with robots, and scams so stupid that not even a dead weasel would fall for them.
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gijoel, Sat 21 May 2016, 14:35,
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Thanks for sharing
Horribly prescient
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rowlification äģã¯äģ, Sat 21 May 2016, 23:23,
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Sentient Bathroom
I made this!
When you're not there, your bathroom comes alive!
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 15:30,
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A bathroom that has the memory of a goldfish...
How did it forget the spider in the first place?
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Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:01,
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The bathroom is a cretin
Especially wilhelmina peppermunt
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:44,
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Talking of spiders... I found a woudlouse spider in our sink this morning. Have you seen the size of the teefs on those things?

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:04,
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Holy shit!
It looks almost exactly like my penis
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:45,
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Oh. Erm. I have some bad news.
I might have squashed your penis and put it in the bin. Sorry about that.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:51,
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amazing Domestos cameo
Normally, it would be considered product placement but here it's an integral part of your docusoap - the way it was just sitting there on the shelf brooding about ethnic cleansing.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:13,
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It will not rest
Until it has killed everyone and everything. Dead.
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:48,
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More of this sort of thing!
But... wash your hands next time.
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FridgeBadger, Sat 21 May 2016, 0:44,
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Couldn't help but smile at this
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:53,
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Chewy has gone to seed.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:09,
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ACES
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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:14,
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I'm finding her strangely attractive...
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 20 May 2016, 15:25,
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With or without the mask?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:27,
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Well... now you mention it... hmmm... Oh my...
I, for one, have never had oral from a woman wearing a plastic chewie mask that's making electroic chewie growl noises. I used to consider myself well experienced in the ways of the world, but apparently I'm obviously lacking.
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 20 May 2016, 15:39,
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you want to try hanging around Bleakpool poundland
with a pissed up hen night passing by, you may get lucky and have Leia or you may get unlucky and have Jabba the slut
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:33,
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I bet she's the life and soul of every party.
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Varmint, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:43,
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I have so many reasons to want to dislike that, but I can't.
I think the intertubes deserves to see someone try and hold up a bank wearing on of those. Laughing just like that too.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:06,
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oh my god, I think I'm in love
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Roxon, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:24,
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my friends on the internetwebz got me
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Woodkovsky âšī¸âđģâđŊâđŖâđŠâđ§ģâđ, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:06,
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Internetwebz!
She said internetwebz!
That's bloody brilliant.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:18,
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appropriate
that she's wearing a death star T-shirt
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whosebooze, Fri 20 May 2016, 20:26,
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As obnoxious as every other adult fan of Star Wars. Only more so.
And did she say Cadence'?
Fuck me.
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 21 May 2016, 11:50,
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This
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theWooinator, Sat 21 May 2016, 15:41,
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Wild Ocelot playing with presenter fella
Hey Jahled - Are all Ocelots this awesome and friendly and where can I get one! :)
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:51,
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Dawwwwwwwwwww. I want one too.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:06,
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So his look in the thumbnail says nothing to you?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:08,
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His look tells me that it has the same temperament as the bat shit crazy cat I had when I was 5.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:41,
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Seems like strange behavior for a wild animal to display a complete absence of caution around people, especially a carnivore
so my guess is it wasn't as wild as all that, and has contact with people, and has an approachable, curious demeanor. Cat personalities are quite varied in the same species. I think Terry had an ocelot so i'll send him that, though given he's had a fully grown snow leopard living in his living room, he'll probably just shrug that off as perfectly normal under some circumstances
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:21,
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Like you know anything about pussy.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:36,
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rabies can have that effect
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:39,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:40,
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Ahh yes the fabled Paul Daniels of the feline world
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:35,
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Reminds me of the ancient joke - how do you tittilate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot.
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Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:09,
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Babboo! He remembers me!
Be careful: he's crepuscular.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:47,
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Clicked on this link
just to find this comment.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 21 May 2016, 0:58,
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President Trump prefers darkness
I don't know how much of this is real vs. fake, but what a peculiar chap.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:59,
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hahaha
what a fucking loon
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:11,
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Is his hair bioluminescent?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:22,
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His hair is made of PLANKTON!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:36,
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That's how to negotiate!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:50,
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Maybe he's part Mogwai.
Would explain the hair.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:05,
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The mother of all pizzas
The world's longest pizza was made in Naples and is 1.8km long. It took 250 pizza makers six hours and 11 minutes. They used 2,000kg of flour, 1,600kg of tomato sauce, 2,000kg of mozzarella cheese, 200 litres of oil and 30kg of basil.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:01,
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I'm a bit stuffed
Can you put the rest in a box for me please?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:03,
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You are not James Corden.
AICMFP
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:18,
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Thank fuck for that
I was worried I might be for a minute there.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:58,
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How are there no effin' seagulls going mental over that?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:15,
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you literally got there 3 minute before me with that question
where the fuck are the seagulls!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:19,
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Killed off
by the cadmium and other illegal waste dumped by the Camorra
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shitkicker, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:38,
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least there are some upsides to toxic waste
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:48,
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That is indeed a vast pizza
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:28,
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Imagine the garlic bread
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:37,
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looks bland as fuck
largest blandest pizza ever
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:31,
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pfft
I bet you're a pineapple and ham kind of fool
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shitkicker, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:40,
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I had a ham and pineapple pizza last night
And I thoroughly enjoyed it, so there.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:14,
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The king of pizzas
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 20 May 2016, 19:04,
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Sorry to Mr Pickles. Oh...and links puritans.
HIGNFY are going to do it anyhow.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 20 May 2016, 12:34,
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They should set one of these up outside each migrant camp. Pepperoni pizza for all!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:50,
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I hate shit like this. Long pizza. Brilliant.
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presferatu, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:00,
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Disney Princess 40K
Not mine as I have no talent but I'm loving these Disney/Space Marine mash up thingies.
I'm off to get my daughter a tshirt printed.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 20 May 2016, 10:01,
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Bit thick of me here but how were these done...
...are they existing illustrations edited or is it one person who started it.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 20 May 2016, 11:00,
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I appears that they have taken existing 40k illustrations and stuck an existing disney head on them
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Peej, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:02,
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I think you'll find they've taken existing Disney Princess illustrations and stuck a 40K body on them
*puffs on pipe*
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:22,
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Actually, what they have in fact done is take existing Disney Princess illustrations and stuck a 40K body on them.
*strokes beard*
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:32,
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I put it to the jury,
*puts thumbs behind braces*
This man has a beard, that is both his crime and his punishment
also my teeth now hurt.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:40,
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I do not recognise the jurisdiction or authority of this court.
*moons*
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:20,
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B3ta is blocked at GW Towers.
Luckily, I'm having an afternoon off and can give this a click from the comfort of my sofa. Hooray!
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:50,
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I've Got You Dave
I made this!
More UB40
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:42,
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this is now
ART.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:45,
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ha
excellent
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mutated monty, Fri 20 May 2016, 10:55,
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Ah, brilliant.
I do like these.
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Varmint, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:12,
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+
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Woodkovsky âšī¸âđģâđŊâđŖâđŠâđ§ģâđ, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:54,
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thanks
I need a tune for Iain Duncan Smith. All suggestions welcome
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:59,
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Let's Get Ready To Referendum
By PJ and Iain DUNCAN Smith.
Watch us reck the Reich
Watch us reck the Reich
Psyche!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 16:50,
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nice, ta
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:36,
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brilliantly done
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:05,
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soup herb
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:35,
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Fantastically excellent
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:43,
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Haha, nice
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 20 May 2016, 14:18,
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Outstanding as always!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 May 2016, 21:00,
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That is indeed pretty stuff.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:45,
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I've seen bioluminescence in breaking waves, but that is way cooler.
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Varmint, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:53,
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"Gets out charts"
"start calculating Cx and Cd of dolphin based on bioluminescent turbulences"
...
"Wife leaves, takes dog"
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:55,
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For a supposedly super-efficient, naturally selected design,
there's a lot of cavitation going on there...
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:49,
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*Freaks out*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:19,
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Is that from Boaty McBoatface's Life That Glows?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:20,
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Yep
It was a remarkably pretty show, but I'm not sure I learned that much.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:35,
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That deceptive firefly was interesting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photuris
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:54,
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had some amazing footage - it's on iplayer, worth watching
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@feelwelcome Hello, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:58,
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I wonder if they got out of their mind on blowfish beforehand
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:22,
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