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This is a link post The Best Fails of November

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
People falling over and hurting themselves isn't funy, even if they were drunk/ are douches/ thoroughly deserve it.
see also Harry 'punch your kid in the face and send the vid for ยฃ50' Hill.
Also, haven't they been doing this for years with millions of views making it a rather fucking unremarkable find.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy coming to my party next week?
I reckon you'll be the life and soul of it
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well I won't laugh
when you bang your head on a beam, piss yourself and fall down the stairs. Like happens every year.
Do you really laugh when people hurt themselves? You're not coming to my party.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you watched it, grumpy pants?

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen an earlier version
they have after all been around on youtube for fucking years and years.
People fall off bicycles, people attempt back flips and fail, people fall down stairs, parkour cunts falloff walls, have I missed anything?
Where do the yuck yucks start and why is it funny?
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's my party and I'll die if I want to.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I set traps at my parties so people hurt themselves.
It's a right fucking guffaw
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I just punch them as they enter
it cuts the ice and the party starts quicker
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissed pants? You'd hate the London B3ta Bash then. It's pretty much a tradition now.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have to be your own piss?

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And if you dont do it your self some one else will do it for you,for free

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It is if you laugh
You must be a better person than me
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I see we have our po-faced hat on tonight, what fun!

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post we've been here before
I just don't laugh at people getting hurt. even dicks.
Google 'empathy'.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, it's like a moody Mother Theresa.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I refer the right honourable gentleman to my previous answer
I am disappointed that empathy is so alien to you. You'd be well qualified for flogging ciggies to third world orphans though.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't waste a perfectly good cigarette on a snivelling little orphan.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post what if she agreed to ride her trike down an implausibly steep flight of stairs?
wearing perhaps some christmas antlers?
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's time for you to get back in your box.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you doing here then?
Why not try cultureofempathy.com/ ? They're looking for a million members and they're only 970002 short.

I'm a murderous grunt when I play Call of Duty
I'm a bouncy lady when I play Portal
I'm a juvenile prick that's old enough to know better when I come here.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You chimed in to say *that* oh well played.
You shoot digital fictions in FPS and behave badly in RPG therefore I'm wrong not to find people getting injured funny?
Edit: having said that, the authors of the empathy guide to life or whatever it's called are clearly absolutely awful.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post They would be so hurt if they knew you thought that
but they'd understand.

This video proves you are full of shit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d15xiDJY61I
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You total bellend
So you think empathy is merely feeling sorry for someone? It's the ability to mentally put yourself in someone else's shoes, and try to feel what they feel, in this case, pretty much all of us wince when someone clearly hurts themselves. Thus displaying empathy. So yes, even people who find it funny, have empathy.

We have empathy, you don't have a sense of humor, sucks to be you.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post C'mon!
Nothing beats Tony standing on an egg.!

i admit most of FAIL ARMY is not funny in the slightest. BUT TONY STANDING ON AN EGG THOUGH!!!

https://youtu.be/2EY6U9MwQJI
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You assume we are watching them for amusement
I watch them to add to my list of Things I Never Want To Try.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it just means you've moved somewhat further on from peek-a-boo than your detractors.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
People falling over is always funny
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, they aren't snuff, most of these will have been uploaded by the people in them.
Although would agree it's off getting a laugh out of other's misfortune (deserved or not) it is only because slapstick, which many find hilarious, is dead
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Having empathy & finding hilarity in people falling over are not mutually exclusive.
You spoon.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
It actually is. Often very.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The first one appears to have gone exactly as planned.
I'm pretty sure no-one expected anyone in that stunt to stay on the ringo, just see how high into the air they could launch themselves.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I find people falling over to be very funny
As long as they're not badly hurt. I make no apologies.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with the sniggering schadenfreuders
I do think that this is really polar-opposites humour. Mrs Cold Stare does not find people falling over and can't understand why people do.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post Man of Steel
The only cologne from Dean Cain that's banned in North Korea.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Better singer than Armstrong
and probably not a bad quiz presenter
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell us about the time you met Bamber Gascogne...

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post something brexit bore something

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post shut up! fuck you! you fucking dick!
always nay-saying everything i create! you piece of shit!
you create something like inward singing! you fucking shit!
you fucking sit in your tower! fucking nap...
what's funny? you fucking bitch! fucking fuck you!
fucking cock ass!!
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Eggstraordinary talent.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I clucked on « like ».

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:12, Reply)
This is a link post Roy "Spook" Jay
You have to be a specific age to remember this guy.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He was right though
The next day the school was full of people jumping around saying 'Spook'.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "slither"

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yup :)

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Has that kind of schtick that would get him booked so decided to Google him
Sadly he seems to have died. Glasscock from 2014 b3ta.com/links/1238518
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning: video may contain traces of Bob Monkhouse.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems very familiar...
Actually quite amusing, for the time.

Surfing the wave between trad and alt.

Can anyone remember the name of the odd alternative comic who had a painted white face and big shoulder pads? Google won't tell me.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a bit like Klaus Nomi,
except it obviously isn't.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Right ballpark visually, but nope...
This bloke looked more like Herman Munster.

Spoke non-sequiturs in a deep monotone. Possibly made balloon animals? I have memories of him being on Saturday Live or something with Ben Fucking Elton.

I'm sure I didn't dream it.

Anyone?
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Tavare?

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post for the time, yes
but now it can be seen he is just doing the standard one liner routine with some dancing inbetween. Instead of mother in law jokes, it is "X is so weird"

I remember liking him when I was younger but seeing him again, I don't.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno...
If someone came out and did those gags straight, it'd be diabolical.

But the oddness of the delivery adds a bit of self-awareness to the shitness and feels quite...modern.

For the time.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't blame the sheeple
If this were real someone would have pulled a firearm and taken him out
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The right to harm bear.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The right to bear arms?

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post No. The right to bare arms.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's why rednecks wear those sleveless shirts.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the right to arm bears
make hunting more equal
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The right to disarm bears:
youtube.com/watch?v=rmr8gZIRcTE
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but
that is in Canada, where everyone is too nice to do anything unpleasant to even a bear.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Only 1 result for "Glomelessness"
I might trademark it
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor shoppers were only after the bear necessities

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post That EU Animal Sentience thing is working so well it's a shame we haven't blindly copied and pasted it into UK law.
Somehow I doubt the right on middle class luvvie brigade can bring themselves to boycott this.

In other news the secret ingredient in tahini for hoummous is chain smoking orphan tears.

I'm just stirring for shits n giggles here so evil_andy feel free to have it out with Benny if he turns up.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't mention EU circus tiger meat.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Mevy #neverforget

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The car one blocked me several weeks ago so that would be difficult

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You can fight your own bloody battles
I blocked the tedious prick ages ago. I'm seriously considering making you the second on that list.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Soz, got my evils mixed up.
www.b3ta.com/links/1468401
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So do I sometimes.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a rather amusing thread
if you do not have anyone on ignore.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
amusing pathetic
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post One man's pathetic
is another man's amusing
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a link post Now Alexander Armstrong's at it.
Who next?
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post what the actual fuck?!

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's actually a singer. Believe it or not. A trained one ... apparently.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hes had a band since 2013
and this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9KUy630gfg
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Cambridge choral scholar, I think.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be worse.
He could be Oxford.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Peasant clothing, old cover, staring off-camera into the middle distance, jerking his body on each note, twinkly piano interludes. Pointless
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Central African Republic

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Always the best answer
to any question.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He is shit
at miming.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And you're shit at hosting popular tea time TV quiz shows.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's really not a skill. Bradley Walsh can do it.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You couldn't do it, it would mean not whinging about Brexit for five minutes.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What if the game
was `brexit moan pyramid` where contestants have to moan for 1 minute about the topic hidden behind the bricks of the pyramid.

The host would moan on a different brexit topic between rounds for two minutes.

There is plenty of material, lots to complain about with brexit.

Not like that failed pilot `brexit bonanza` where contestants had to talk for 1 minute about the good things that would come about as a result of brexit without mentioning remoaners. Each show lasted 4 minutes and had 32 contestants.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Arf
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very true
But irrelevant to the fact that he is shit at miming.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post All miming
Is shit.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I mimed having a shit.
I ended up shitting myself.

I am shit at miming having a shit.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds so pedestrian. Like someone doing an impression of someone singing.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just imagine how big his ears will be when he's 90

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Sigrid - Don’t Kill My Vibe
P3 Gull 2017 ร…rets nykommer
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post She can sing well
but I do not like the song. Hopefully if she gets a contract they will give her better songs.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post Loot boxes in gaming not gambling says gambling commission
Well kind of. They said under current legislation they can't class it as gambling but they reckon, and rightly so, that is a tricky subject. Ultimately it boils down to the prizes not having monetary value.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They're basically digital versions blind bag packs.
Like football stickers and mini figs.
Kiddie gambling.

We wouldn't be in this situation if fuckers hadn't bought horse armour.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Whistlin' Rick Wilson - Hold My Hand Very Tightly Very Tightly
The cannon fodder single reminded me of this cover tape inclusion from Your Sinclair
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 4:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting the lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs
but got some sort of drunk Marc Riley
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Theyfloors a cock.
Sorry, the floors a cock
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a new version of "The floor is lava"?

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Yes it is

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post WTF Japanese Car festival I made this!
So we're in Fuji and live streaming from the Nismo Festival at Fuji Speedway - all sorts of old and new cars on the track, with the public allowed in coaches on track at the same time. Because who needs health and safety.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 hours of unsubtitled japanese? sign me the fuck up!

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask on your knees,
And put some glasses on.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post Ohhh thats soooo anal.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He used to live near me, before his career imploded. He had a Weimaraner.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a dog that causes a lot of interest?

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Come to think of it, yes.
They're fairly rare and striking looking because they look silver.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My memory is fuzzy (all those roofies perhaps), but doesn't Leslie have form?
Something involving Ulrika Johnson, or am I remembering wrong?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Charges were dropped, I think due to a lack of evidence,
but it didn't look good.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post couldnaegieafuck

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Up the Sav or Clatty Pat's this sort of behaviour was a prerequisite. If my memory serves me right.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That may have been an agressive screening program by the HEBS

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that's what you're supposed to do at nightclubs
I mean, you don't go there for the overpriced drinks
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He's an octopus
He is unassailable at the top of the Blue Peter hall of shame league table
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than Shep?
Fucking hell
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, worse than that
But we haven't forgotten, Shep, and we never will!
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post 20-track IDMf DARK TECHNO compilation I made this!
Here's a fuck-tonne of dark techno made by obscure internet artists. I made 1/20th of it, but don't let that put you off.

Lots of different styles. The perfect Christmas gift for your techno loving mum.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Air traffic control issue for starlings
Apols for FB post - can't find it das youtube
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They looked quite startled.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Turn your bloody AF off.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
how irritating
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Split the World!
I would do this if I could.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Title misleading
Not about Brexit *clicks*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't you got some orphans you can go and peddle fags to?

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post what's wrong with flogging fags to kids?
old enough to inhale, old enough for cancer, I say.
It's the free market and dinny has a perfect right to encourage young people to smoke - especially if they are in the developing world and we'd only be wasting aid on them.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I smoked when I was a kid
It was fucking brilliant.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post SMOKING IS THE BEST.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes I am partial to a nice bit of smoked mackerel.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ten Bensons please -it's for my granny, mister.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And a Razzle for our dad.
That'll be 12p, son. O, whither sweet bird of youth!
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hey number one fan! *waves*
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post irritating twat

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it when he hurt himself

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do, like, one thing
So here am I am doing it. Regardless of tripping people up and not having a much needed haircut. Jesus, what a prick
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT a cunt.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post See, a complete cunt always brings b3ta together

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post (to all)
Sourpuss, grumpyface!
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a link post Sex History Quiz (quite a moderate NSFW) NSFW
Full of interesting facts. I got a middling score of 7/15.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 12. I'm either good at guessing or I'm channelling filth from past lives.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post depressingly low 8/15
'Kinky Minky'
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you are

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Another kinky minky here...

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post helllooo, (raises eyebrow0
You're a deuced attractive set of castrating shears.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 7 too
You don't want to know too much of that
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 7
interesting quiz, thanks!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 as well.
I must have been filthy in previous lives...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll meet you in the Molly house for tea and tiffins.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks to this quiz, I now know why the bar of that name in Manchester's Gay Village is so called.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Some fine artz on the side if that building.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Alan Moore's "From Hell" helped a lot
And I must check if there are any pictures of that bar...
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 6/15 'vanilla level'

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 8/15
That was interesting and fun.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I rather suspect this is an advertisement for a book and though I am not entirely clueless about historical kink, they will strongly recommend I pre-order a copy of Curious History of Sex by Kate Lister. I will peruse it anon, once I have completed my phrasmotic contrafibularities.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect reading during a pendigestatory interludicule.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely spot on.
It's a teaser for her new book. I follow her on Twitter, there's often something of interest.

twitter.com/WhoresofYore

Definitely NSFW
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 10

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect 10?
a/s/l???
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post oh you
of consent/yes/the bins
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A Lavender 7
Started off poorly but finished strongly.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post How amazingly useful this is going to be over the xmas party season?
No need to thank me.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it.
"harassment is completely unacceptable โ€” especially when people find out about it."
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked for later use
Thanks!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a link post New Primitive Tech!
I imagine by the end of this one he'll have built a coffee machine or a Volvo...
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wah! Gazumped.
It's prim-tech day, caloo-calay
Edit: Didn't take long for him to go back to year zero. Having exhausted the resources of the old area, poisoned and polluted etc etc.
And I was greatly looking forward to his first nano-scale silicon foundry.
Also note 'boughta new property to shoot primitive technology videos on. The new area is dense tropical rainforest with a permanent creek.'
I reckon our views on youtube are worth a b3tan compound on his new luxury estate. I'll bring the grubs, you bring the vodka.
Edit: Eeek beware the cassowary - he's in PNG! Fuck me he's made some money.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought they lived in Australia as well?

Also I like the new area thing. It reminds me of starting a new save in Minecraft and those panicked first few hours where you're desperately punching trees and trying to build a shelter before nightfall.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post wiki says yeah
edit: but still cassowary! Badgers are bad enough.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And stoats
Stoats can give you a nasty nip if you're not careful.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They're a bit like tigers in that respect

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yes in far north Queensland.
Which is where he's based.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt of PrimTech through /links, so I guess it's not all bad.

(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I do wish he'd make himself a pair of shoes.

(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He has.
b3ta.com/links/1451353
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Watching him chipping those stones
I'd feel much happier if he made himself some EN166F compliant safety glasses.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Along with his risk assessment and safe scheme of work

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
I just love the smell of irony in the morning
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post When do we see
him make food in order to have a diet that does not lead to vitamin deficiencies?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he doing Movember?

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you meant
by the end of this he will go and enjoy a coffee in his Volvo
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 1:34, Reply)
This is a link post Giant mirror making process for the Magellan telescope
Not sure how this effects the sentience of Brexit voting animals but it's impressive nonetheless.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You've set the bar high
for tonight's viewing.
Excellent stuff.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Read a good article about this on Wired the other day: www.wired.com/story/the-astounding-engineering-behind-the-giant-magellan-telescope/
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Non sentient brexit voting animals don't use telescopes.
*click*
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post crows would

(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Crows are probably sentient and they don't get to vote.
So you are right. I bet they do radio astronomy as well.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post There's only one crow
He just dodges back and forward through time so fast it looks like loads.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post no they use binocrowlars

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a yellow card for abuse of a pun

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you know why some many crows get hit by ⛟ lorry?
It's because they don't have a word for them, they can only say car car.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Saved for future watching, he.
/AC
Amazing that after hundreds of years we're still using glass lenses and mirrors.

Surely theres an upgrade available?
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If EA made telescopes, you could guarantee they would have an upgrade available

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing stuff.

(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty
Can I get one for the bathroom?
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lovely
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He sounds sort of drunk

(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:21, Reply)

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