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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:37,
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Nope.
People falling over and hurting themselves isn't funy, even if they were drunk/ are douches/ thoroughly deserve it.
see also Harry 'punch your kid in the face and send the vid for ยฃ50' Hill.
Also, haven't they been doing this for years with millions of views making it a rather fucking unremarkable find.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:42,
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Fancy coming to my party next week?
I reckon you'll be the life and soul of it
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:20,
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well I won't laugh
when you bang your head on a beam, piss yourself and fall down the stairs. Like happens every year.
Do you really laugh when people hurt themselves? You're not coming to my party.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:30,
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Have you watched it, grumpy pants?
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:15,
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I've seen an earlier version
they have after all been around on youtube for fucking years and years.
People fall off bicycles, people attempt back flips and fail, people fall down stairs, parkour cunts falloff walls, have I missed anything?
Where do the yuck yucks start and why is it funny?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:28,
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It's my party and I'll die if I want to.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:21,
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I set traps at my parties so people hurt themselves.
It's a right fucking guffaw
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:00,
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I just punch them as they enter
it cuts the ice and the party starts quicker
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00,
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Pissed pants? You'd hate the London B3ta Bash then. It's pretty much a tradition now.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:54,
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Does it have to be your own piss?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:33,
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No
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:28,
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And if you dont do it your self some one else will do it for you,for free
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:34,
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It is if you laugh
You must be a better person than me
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:40,
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I see we have our po-faced hat on tonight, what fun!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:05,
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we've been here before
I just don't laugh at people getting hurt. even dicks.
Google 'empathy'.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:09,
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Oh, it's like a moody Mother Theresa.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:11,
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I refer the right honourable gentleman to my previous answer
I am disappointed that empathy is so alien to you. You'd be well qualified for flogging ciggies to third world orphans though.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:17,
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I wouldn't waste a perfectly good cigarette on a snivelling little orphan.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:26,
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what if she agreed to ride her trike down an implausibly steep flight of stairs?
wearing perhaps some christmas antlers?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:30,
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I think it's time for you to get back in your box.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:53,
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What are you doing here then?
Why not try cultureofempathy.com/ ? They're looking for a million members and they're only 970002 short.
I'm a murderous grunt when I play Call of Duty
I'm a bouncy lady when I play Portal
I'm a juvenile prick that's old enough to know better when I come here.
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:33,
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You chimed in to say *that* oh well played.
You shoot digital fictions in FPS and behave badly in RPG therefore I'm wrong not to find people getting injured funny?
Edit: having said that, the authors of the empathy guide to life or whatever it's called are clearly absolutely awful.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:42,
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They would be so hurt if they knew you thought that
but they'd understand.
This video proves you are full of shit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d15xiDJY61I
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:44,
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You total bellend
So you think empathy is merely feeling sorry for someone? It's the ability to mentally put yourself in someone else's shoes, and try to feel what they feel, in this case, pretty much all of us wince when someone clearly hurts themselves. Thus displaying empathy. So yes, even people who find it funny, have empathy.
We have empathy, you don't have a sense of humor, sucks to be you.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:27,
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C'mon!
Nothing beats Tony standing on an egg.!
i admit most of FAIL ARMY is not funny in the slightest. BUT TONY STANDING ON AN EGG THOUGH!!!
https://youtu.be/2EY6U9MwQJI
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:07,
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You assume we are watching them for amusement
I watch them to add to my list of Things I Never Want To Try.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:11,
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it just means you've moved somewhat further on from peek-a-boo than your detractors.
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ozof, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00,
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People falling over is always funny
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Slacker, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:06,
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Come on, they aren't snuff, most of these will have been uploaded by the people in them.
Although would agree it's off getting a laugh out of other's misfortune (deserved or not) it is only because slapstick, which many find hilarious, is dead
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:38,
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Having empathy & finding hilarity in people falling over are not mutually exclusive.
You spoon.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:46,
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It actually is. Often very.
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Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:30,
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The first one appears to have gone exactly as planned.
I'm pretty sure no-one expected anyone in that stunt to stay on the ringo, just see how high into the air they could launch themselves.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:23,
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I find people falling over to be very funny
As long as they're not badly hurt. I make no apologies.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:20,
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I'm with the sniggering schadenfreuders
I do think that this is really polar-opposites humour. Mrs Cold Stare does not find people falling over and can't understand why people do.
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:55,
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Man of Steel
The only cologne from Dean Cain that's banned in North Korea.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:19,
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Better singer than Armstrong
and probably not a bad quiz presenter
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:48,
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Tell us about the time you met Bamber Gascogne...
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 15:37,
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something brexit bore something
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:13,
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shut up! fuck you! you fucking dick!
always nay-saying everything i create! you piece of shit!
you create something like inward singing! you fucking shit!
you fucking sit in your tower! fucking nap...
what's funny? you fucking bitch! fucking fuck you!
fucking cock ass!!
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ozof, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:05,
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Eggstraordinary talent.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:34,
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I clucked on « like ».
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:12,
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Roy "Spook" Jay
You have to be a specific age to remember this guy.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:40,
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He was right though
The next day the school was full of people jumping around saying 'Spook'.
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TSL, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:25,
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"slither"
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marnail I will have a small brandy, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:22,
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yup :)
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ozof, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:15,
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Yep.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:23,
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Has that kind of schtick that would get him booked so decided to Google him
Sadly he seems to have died. Glasscock from 2014 b3ta.com/links/1238518
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:12,
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Warning: video may contain traces of Bob Monkhouse.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:31,
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Seems very familiar...
Actually quite amusing, for the time.
Surfing the wave between trad and alt.
Can anyone remember the name of the odd alternative comic who had a painted white face and big shoulder pads? Google won't tell me.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 6:36,
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Sounds a bit like Klaus Nomi,
except it obviously isn't.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:41,
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Right ballpark visually, but nope...
This bloke looked more like Herman Munster.
Spoke non-sequiturs in a deep monotone. Possibly made balloon animals? I have memories of him being on Saturday Live or something with Ben Fucking Elton.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
Anyone?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:20,
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Jim Tavare?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:02,
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for the time, yes
but now it can be seen he is just doing the standard one liner routine with some dancing inbetween. Instead of mother in law jokes, it is "X is so weird"
I remember liking him when I was younger but seeing him again, I don't.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:59,
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I dunno...
If someone came out and did those gags straight, it'd be diabolical.
But the oddness of the delivery adds a bit of self-awareness to the shitness and feels quite...modern.
For the time.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:17,
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Don't blame the sheeple
If this were real someone would have pulled a firearm and taken him out
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:58,
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The right to harm bear.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:24,
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The right to bear arms?
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:21,
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No. The right to bare arms.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:25,
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So that's why rednecks wear those sleveless shirts.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:21,
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No, the right to arm bears
make hunting more equal
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:09,
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The right to disarm bears:
youtube.com/watch?v=rmr8gZIRcTE
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:35,
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Yeah but
that is in Canada, where everyone is too nice to do anything unpleasant to even a bear.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:03,
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Only 1 result for "Glomelessness"
I might trademark it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:46,
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Poor shoppers were only after the bear necessities
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:59,
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That EU Animal Sentience thing is working so well it's a shame we haven't blindly copied and pasted it into UK law.
Somehow I doubt the right on middle class luvvie brigade can bring themselves to boycott this.
In other news the secret ingredient in tahini for hoummous is chain smoking orphan tears.
I'm just stirring for shits n giggles here so evil_andy feel free to have it out with Benny if he turns up.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:21,
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You didn't mention EU circus tiger meat.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:41,
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RIP Mevy #neverforget
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:51,
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The car one blocked me several weeks ago so that would be difficult
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:16,
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You can fight your own bloody battles
I blocked the tedious prick ages ago. I'm seriously considering making you the second on that list.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:09,
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Soz, got my evils mixed up.
www.b3ta.com/links/1468401
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:45,
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So do I sometimes.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:08,
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This is a rather amusing thread
if you do not have anyone on ignore.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:11,
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amusing pathetic
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:07,
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One man's pathetic
is another man's amusing
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:05,
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what the actual fuck?!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:19,
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He's actually a singer. Believe it or not. A trained one ... apparently.
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:36,
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hes had a band since 2013
and this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9KUy630gfg
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:20,
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Cambridge choral scholar, I think.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:45,
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Could be worse.
He could be Oxford.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:19,
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Hmmm
Peasant clothing, old cover, staring off-camera into the middle distance, jerking his body on each note, twinkly piano interludes. Pointless
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:38,
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Haha!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:15,
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Central African Republic
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:39,
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Always the best answer
to any question.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:28,
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He is shit
at miming.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:23,
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And you're shit at hosting popular tea time TV quiz shows.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:32,
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That's really not a skill. Bradley Walsh can do it.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:36,
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You couldn't do it, it would mean not whinging about Brexit for five minutes.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 15:30,
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What if the game
was `brexit moan pyramid` where contestants have to moan for 1 minute about the topic hidden behind the bricks of the pyramid.
The host would moan on a different brexit topic between rounds for two minutes.
There is plenty of material, lots to complain about with brexit.
Not like that failed pilot `brexit bonanza` where contestants had to talk for 1 minute about the good things that would come about as a result of brexit without mentioning remoaners. Each show lasted 4 minutes and had 32 contestants.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:22,
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Arf
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:03,
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That is very true
But irrelevant to the fact that he is shit at miming.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:16,
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All miming
Is shit.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:14,
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I mimed having a shit.
I ended up shitting myself.
I am shit at miming having a shit.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:18,
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Sounds so pedestrian. Like someone doing an impression of someone singing.
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presferatu, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:41,
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Just imagine how big his ears will be when he's 90
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The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:57,
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Sigrid - Don’t Kill My Vibe
P3 Gull 2017 ร
rets nykommer
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:06,
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She can sing well
but I do not like the song. Hopefully if she gets a contract they will give her better songs.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:08,
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Loot boxes in gaming not gambling says gambling commission
Well kind of. They said under current legislation they can't class it as gambling but they reckon, and rightly so, that is a tricky subject. Ultimately it boils down to the prizes not having monetary value.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:09,
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They're basically digital versions blind bag packs.
Like football stickers and mini figs.
Kiddie gambling.
We wouldn't be in this situation if fuckers hadn't bought horse armour.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:33,
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Whistlin' Rick Wilson - Hold My Hand Very Tightly Very Tightly
The cannon fodder single reminded me of this cover tape inclusion from Your Sinclair
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slippers4xmas, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 4:37,
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I was expecting the lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs
but got some sort of drunk Marc Riley
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:26,
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Theyfloors a cock.
Sorry, the floors a cock
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:58,
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Is that a new version of "The floor is lava"?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 10:16,
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Yes, Yes it is
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:07,
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WTF Japanese Car festival
I made this!
So we're in Fuji and live streaming from the Nismo Festival at Fuji Speedway - all sorts of old and new cars on the track, with the public allowed in coaches on track at the same time. Because who needs health and safety.
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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 1:45,
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3 hours of unsubtitled japanese? sign me the fuck up!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:54,
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Ask on your knees,
And put some glasses on.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:12,
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Ohhh thats soooo anal.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:49,
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He used to live near me, before his career imploded. He had a Weimaraner.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:59,
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is that a dog that causes a lot of interest?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:33,
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Come to think of it, yes.
They're fairly rare and striking looking because they look silver.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:45,
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My memory is fuzzy (all those roofies perhaps), but doesn't Leslie have form?
Something involving Ulrika Johnson, or am I remembering wrong?
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jonbob loves you, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:18,
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Charges were dropped, I think due to a lack of evidence,
but it didn't look good.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:19,
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couldnaegieafuck
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:05,
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Up the Sav or Clatty Pat's this sort of behaviour was a prerequisite. If my memory serves me right.
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:43,
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That may have been an agressive screening program by the HEBS
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:36,
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I thought that's what you're supposed to do at nightclubs
I mean, you don't go there for the overpriced drinks
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:23,
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He's an octopus
He is unassailable at the top of the Blue Peter hall of shame league table
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:48,
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Worse than Shep?
Fucking hell
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:30,
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Yes, worse than that
But we haven't forgotten, Shep, and we never will!
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:00,
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20-track IDMf DARK TECHNO compilation
I made this!
Here's a fuck-tonne of dark techno made by obscure internet artists. I made 1/20th of it, but don't let that put you off.
Lots of different styles. The perfect Christmas gift for your techno loving mum.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:06,
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Air traffic control issue for starlings
Apols for FB post - can't find it das youtube
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:30,
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They looked quite startled.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:50,
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Turn your bloody AF off.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:41,
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^this
how irritating
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:35,
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Split the World!
I would do this if I could.
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:56,
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Title misleading
Not about Brexit *clicks*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:28,
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Haven't you got some orphans you can go and peddle fags to?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:10,
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what's wrong with flogging fags to kids?
old enough to inhale, old enough for cancer, I say.
It's the free market and dinny has a perfect right to encourage young people to smoke - especially if they are in the developing world and we'd only be wasting aid on them.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:02,
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I smoked when I was a kid
It was fucking brilliant.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:17,
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SMOKING IS THE BEST.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:26,
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Well yes I am partial to a nice bit of smoked mackerel.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:21,
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Ten Bensons please -it's for my granny, mister.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:29,
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And a Razzle for our dad.
That'll be 12p, son. O, whither sweet bird of youth!
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 26 Nov 2017, 7:46,
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Hey number one fan! *waves*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 13:24,
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What a cunt.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:16,
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irritating twat
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Cock, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 1:31,
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I liked it when he hurt himself
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 9:29,
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I can do, like, one thing
So here am I am doing it. Regardless of tripping people up and not having a much needed haircut. Jesus, what a prick
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:52,
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WHAT a cunt.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:22,
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See, a complete cunt always brings b3ta together
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:37,
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(to all)
Sourpuss, grumpyface!
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:17,
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Sex History Quiz (quite a moderate NSFW)
NSFW
Full of interesting facts. I got a middling score of 7/15.
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Varmint, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:52,
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12. I'm either good at guessing or I'm channelling filth from past lives.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:42,
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depressingly low 8/15
'Kinky Minky'
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:55,
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I bet you are
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:17,
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Another kinky minky here...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:09,
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helllooo, (raises eyebrow0
You're a deuced attractive set of castrating shears.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:19,
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I got 7 too
You don't want to know too much of that
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:24,
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7
interesting quiz, thanks!
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:35,
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12 as well.
I must have been filthy in previous lives...
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Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:52,
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I'll meet you in the Molly house for tea and tiffins.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:42,
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Thanks to this quiz, I now know why the bar of that name in Manchester's Gay Village is so called.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:09,
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Some fine artz on the side if that building.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:17,
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Alan Moore's "From Hell" helped a lot
And I must check if there are any pictures of that bar...
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Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 7:47,
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6/15 'vanilla level'
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:14,
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8/15
That was interesting and fun.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:25,
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I rather suspect this is an advertisement for a book and though I am not entirely clueless about historical kink, they will strongly recommend I pre-order a copy of Curious History of Sex by Kate Lister. I will peruse it anon, once I have completed my phrasmotic contrafibularities.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:15,
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Perfect reading during a pendigestatory interludicule.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:30,
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Absolutely spot on.
It's a teaser for her new book. I follow her on Twitter, there's often something of interest.
twitter.com/WhoresofYore
Definitely NSFW
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Varmint, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 0:23,
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10
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:51,
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perfect 10?
a/s/l???
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:20,
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oh you
of consent/yes/the bins
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:12,
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A Lavender 7
Started off poorly but finished strongly.
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:51,
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Nailed it.
"harassment is completely unacceptable โ especially when people find out about it."
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Varmint, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:54,
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Bookmarked for later use
Thanks!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:05,
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New Primitive Tech!
I imagine by the end of this one he'll have built a coffee machine or a Volvo...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:04,
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Wah! Gazumped.
It's prim-tech day, caloo-calay
Edit: Didn't take long for him to go back to year zero. Having exhausted the resources of the old area, poisoned and polluted etc etc.
And I was greatly looking forward to his first nano-scale silicon foundry.
Also note 'boughta new property to shoot primitive technology videos on. The new area is dense tropical rainforest with a permanent creek.'
I reckon our views on youtube are worth a b3tan compound on his new luxury estate. I'll bring the grubs, you bring the vodka.
Edit: Eeek beware the cassowary - he's in PNG! Fuck me he's made some money.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:06,
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I thought they lived in Australia as well?
Also I like the new area thing. It reminds me of starting a new save in Minecraft and those panicked first few hours where you're desperately punching trees and trying to build a shelter before nightfall.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:21,
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wiki says yeah
edit: but still cassowary! Badgers are bad enough.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:32,
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And stoats
Stoats can give you a nasty nip if you're not careful.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:59,
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They're a bit like tigers in that respect
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 2:17,
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yes in far north Queensland.
Which is where he's based.
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gijoel, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 2:55,
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I learnt of PrimTech through /links, so I guess it's not all bad.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:16,
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I do wish he'd make himself a pair of shoes.
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Varmint, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:02,
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He has.
b3ta.com/links/1451353
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:07,
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Watching him chipping those stones
I'd feel much happier if he made himself some EN166F compliant safety glasses.
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champagnerocker, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:02,
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Along with his risk assessment and safe scheme of work
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Varmint, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:23,
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Lol
I just love the smell of irony in the morning
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:21,
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When do we see
him make food in order to have a diet that does not lead to vitamin deficiencies?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 1:39,
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Is he doing Movember?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 11:25,
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I think you meant
by the end of this he will go and enjoy a coffee in his Volvo
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Cock, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 1:34,
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Giant mirror making process for the Magellan telescope
Not sure how this effects the sentience of Brexit voting animals but it's impressive nonetheless.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:45,
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You've set the bar high
for tonight's viewing.
Excellent stuff.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 19:38,
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Non sentient brexit voting animals don't use telescopes.
*click*
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:08,
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crows would
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:10,
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Crows are probably sentient and they don't get to vote.
So you are right. I bet they do radio astronomy as well.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:42,
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There's only one crow
He just dodges back and forward through time so fast it looks like loads.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:22,
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no they use binocrowlars
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:44,
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That is a yellow card for abuse of a pun
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:25,
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Do you know why some many crows get hit by ⛟ lorry?
It's because they don't have a word for them, they can only say car car.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:13,
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Saved for future watching, he.
/AC
Amazing that after hundreds of years we're still using glass lenses and mirrors.
Surely theres an upgrade available?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:12,
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If EA made telescopes, you could guarantee they would have an upgrade available
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:17,
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Amazing stuff.
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Varmint, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:59,
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Pretty
Can I get one for the bathroom?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 21:19,
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Lovely
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 0:13,
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He sounds sort of drunk
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:21,
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