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This is a link post Can I have a ranty EU thread? Go on, i've been ever so good.
The EU president has sent a nice letter to putin congratulating him on his "election".

Undermining the lukewarm support the UK has gotten from European nations.

The Twatter comments are most amusing
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post But of course Juncker doesn't want to punish the UK over Brexit at all costs.
Lovely, friendly, cuddly Ruskies ^_^
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Punish us?
You mean not let us have our cake and eat it, like the brexitards seem to think is possible, after spitting in their faces and showing the nation up as racists?

I mean fuck the russians, but fuck half to the UK too, they're irredeemable assholes.

Meanwhile, Rees-Mogg has rented a boat and is throwing perfectly good fish away.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Equating voting Brexit with being a racist
simply shows the utter poverty of your mental processes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:58, , Reply)
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And as usual the self declared racist has decided that he's not on the racist side.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Said he that posted "russians are assholes" a while back.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:07, , Reply)
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Ah so you think their anti-gay laws, election fixing, fucking around on the international stage are all cool do you? Perhaps I should have put the Russian government and everyone that supports them?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough, tell me whihc other asshole countries we can negatively generalise the population of.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
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Wherever you live.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post One day, you will have successfully identified all the racists in the world
Which will turn out to be everyone except you. Then we'll all award you a super-big halo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:15, , Reply)
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You actively chose to hurt the UK population, your reasons are moot (not that you or anyone that voted brexit has ever given me any that are rational) and you're most definitely on the racist side.

Halo not required, just pointing out what you lot are and that you've chose to spite yourself and also people that didn't vote for Brexit, which gives me all the ammo I need to call you out for what you are.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come you're allowed to say Russians when you mean their government
without being a racist, but other people must be racist when they critisise Europe but they really mean the European Union?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:10, , Reply)
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I corrected myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a racist.
I did call an entire country assholes, but I corrected myself when I was challenged about it. That's not being racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:25, , Reply)
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Nope it's being called out for being a hypocrite, that's very different.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try as you might to deflect the point
You were called out as a hypocrite because you actually were being racist even while telling other people off for being racist.

God calling people racist is fun isn't it? You terrible racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russia is a country, not a race.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
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Apparently countries are races when it comes to Evil making a point.

However he's right, I don't like Russia.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay dokey...
So when you're going round calling people that voted to leave racists.
What demographic do you believe they are being racist against?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
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I'll give you one great example as you're too lazy to google. This is your mate phoning lbc
https://amp.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obriens-response-to-racist-brexit-voter/
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you found 1 racist leave voter?
I'll balance that out with you being a racist remain voter.
Also you didn't elaborate on how you are branding all leave voters racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh we're going that way are we?
Maybe we should let those Britain First fuckwits out of prison because they couldn't possibly be racist because Islam isn't a race? Because that's the core of your argument isn't it?

But let me help you out some more.

www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/racist-and-religious-crime-cps-prosecution-policy is very helpful here. It defines a racist or religious crime as:

"there is evidence that the accused person demonstrated hostility, or was motivated by hostility towards the victim because of the victim's membership of a racial or religious group."

And further goes on to define a racial group as:

"Racial group - this means any group of people who are defined by reference to their race, colour, nationality (including citizenship) or ethnic or national origin. This could include Gypsies and Travellers, refugees, or asylum seekers or others from less visible minorities. There has been a legal ruling that Jews and Sikhs are included in the definition of racial group."
(emphasis mine).

You colossal racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn. Does that mean I’m not allowed to moan about bloody yanks any more?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That correction only accounts for one half of my question.
You're still accusing other people of being racist for having done the same exact thing that you did.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paucity
is a much more fitting word
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought paucity = lack
and poverty = shit

[EDIT - here you go: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_status_examination]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are correct in your meanings
I thought you were saying they had a lack of mental processes, rather than they had lots but they were shit.

I don't agree with what you said either way but I thought there was a better word for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Fucking this

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lets see we have...
The "cake and eat it" line - Check
Use of childish name calling - Check
Accusations of racism - Check
And lastly diversion - Check

Classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
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Isn't it odd how all of those things are still true?

Tell me again how we're going to be miles better off post brexit?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well for one we won't be ruled by an organisation that brushes of the use of nerve agents on one of it's states.
Tell me again when the apocalypse that was predicted if we vote leave is going to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:12, , Reply)
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The currency is fucked, growth has stalled compared to the rest of the eu nations, inflation is on the up, wages aren't increasing in line with them, our infrastructure projects are under risk, (although with HS2, that's a damn good thing), the cost of living has increased and finally we have empowered a bunch of racists to literally kill MPs and beat up innocent people.

What exactly has to happen for you to consider it bad? I mean actually the heavens splitting apart, raining fire and the dead walking? I guess that's potentially in line with believing Brexit was a good plan.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's making the man-children upset
So it can't be all bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:29, , Reply)
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"We voted Brexit because we actively want to spite people". Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I didn't vote for Brexit
But I do enjoy seeing stupid people frothing with rage.

Not that there aren't excellent reasons for wishing to remain in the EU. It's just that you're unable to articulate them. All you're capable of is rage and name-calling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you're a self confessed racist, you must be a leaver.
You've just popped Dinnys bubble.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:12, , Reply)
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Please explain why I shouldn't be angry that half the country had been hijacked by people determined to fuck over our economy, restrict my freedom of movement, isolate the country politically and culturally, remove my human rights and in the process highlight just how unfit both our government and opposition are to anyone with eyes?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
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"Remove my human rights" lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
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You don't think the government will follow through on their promise to replace the Human Rights Act with a British Bill of rights? A bill that May says will include specific provisions for extra snooping powers and imprisonment measures.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is refreshing
that this is being admitted now.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post When we leave

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:38, , Reply)
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lol
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post For real this time?
Because first it was to be after the vote. (Punishment budget etc)
Them goal posts keep moving.

Maybe you'll get your wish, we'll see.
But it'll still be worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why will it be worth it?

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the freedom to make your own decisions is worth the risk of something going wrong.
See also making own laws, controlling our borders (Ireland exempt), state aid, Control over our fisheries (yes I know), ethical trade policy that doesn't totally fuck over Africans, etc.

Worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:48, , Reply)
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We have control over our borders. Go read the Schengen agreement. We're not part of it.

We are now in a position where we have to accept a number of EU laws but have lost our veto, so we have less power and control over making our own laws than when we could guide them.

Fisheries? I guess you'll be on the boat with Rees-Mogg then.

Ethical Trade policy with Africa? A noble concept, but which Tory party member is championing your noble idea at the expense of their pocket lining?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So go make your own decisions somewhere
be the bastion of bootstrapping and self reliance we know all brexiters to be.

Stop relying on a society and laws based on communal benefit and strike out on your own.

Just whatever you decide to do, do not drag us with you. Apart from the fact that we are quite happy with things the way they are, it does not fit with your stated political outlook, being that we should choose for ourselves...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, you were quiet happy with the way things are.
The majority either weren't or didn't care enough to vote when finally given the option.

Maybe if we were given the choice on the future of our role in the EU before hand maybe things would be different.

But no, government after government refused to let the plebs decide.
1975 is the last time we got a say.

We've been dragged along for decades now it's our turn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Freedom to make your own decisions". what that does that mean?
You want the current shower of fuckwits in charge you have more avenues to make fucking awful decisions?
Because it won't be you or i making these decisions about which direction the uk goes. i bet you that direction will be a race to the bottom.
"ethical trade policy" with the saudi arse licking tories in charge?!
"Making our own laws" what can we not currently do that you'd like to?
"Controlling our borders" this country NEEDS immigration. Immigrants are net contributors to the economy.
"Control over our fisheries". I remember looking up how big an area this was and to me it looked insanely unfair how much more we had than the others.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK
How about when Putin, who funded it to weaken the EU and NATO, starts blatantly provoking the west, specifically the country he just paid to weaken, and they respond in such a way that he can validate military action?

I am reminded of foreign policy as described by Bill Hicks using a fictional recount of Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up."

"I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me."

"Pick up the gun."

"Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came down town here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about 10 rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister."

"Pick up the gun."

Boom, boom.

"You all saw him. He had a gun."

In this example, Putin is Jack Palance and the UK is the homesteader who is about to point a gun at Palance.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well we're not about attack russia military so I don't see how you can make that comparison.
In fact the UK state appears to have been appeasing putins actions here for some time.The use of a military nerve agent must have just been too big to cover up as a suicide.

It was originally being spun by the state as fentanyl poisoning.
Might have stayed that way until a police responder got it too and they had to decontaminate half of Salisbury.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:04, , Reply)
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Neither was the sheep herder about to attack Jack Palance in the analogy. Do you really not understand English?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just see that as sensible
when an entity blatantly more capable of dealing with any conflict is trying to force one, the only proper way through is to not rise to their blatant baiting.

Of course with all the right wing shit rags bleating about traitors, sovereignty, and nationalism, it will be difficult for the PM to justify doing so even though it is important that they do not rise to the bait.

EDIT : and if you read the tweet that started this whole conversation, Junkers mentions security TWICE in it.

These people know what they are saying and they dog whistle it to each other all the time. They know Putin is trying to weaken the EU and NATO and they are telling him they will be trying to stop that.

"relations between the #EU and #Russia are crucial to the #security of our continent. Our objective should be to re-establish a cooperative pan-European security order."

Which to me sounds like they take the killings seriously, so seriously they will not twattersplat about them, unlike a certain American president...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post in other words, we've had 20 years of non-cooperation under your current president, we think things should change

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I don't mean that at all.
What I mean is you would kind of expect that when a present EU member, NATO ally, has Russia use chemical weapons on its soil that PERHAPS Juncker might condemn the Russia leader rather than pop his nob in his gob and isolate us further.

Brexit is stupid, and Juncker is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:28, , Reply)
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This I can get on board with.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am glad we can still be friends <3

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's got nothing to do with the UK, it's about the EU's relationship with Russia
Putin feeds on aggression as he's built his whole platform on aggressive 'Russia against the world' nationalism. In order to counter that sort of narrative you disrupt it by extending an offer of friendship, break the cycle of aggression or at least expose Putin as the primary aggressor perhaps emboldening opposition elements within Russia, because that's the only way he will fall. Expose his paranoia as false and Russia's enemies as potential friends
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seems
to be what they are doing.

Disarm with a smile because they have more guns and you cannot disarm with force.

Tough talk plays into Putin's hands.

The people who want tough talk want our government to play into the hands of Putin.

Why would someone who cares about the future of our country want our leaders to follow Putin's plans and directions?

I don't know, but they do.

Trump, Brexit, now these spies.

All Putin.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That I see.
But he has successfully destabilised the EU after their perceived meddling in Ukraine and the expansionism he sought to see off.

He's outclassed the west in Syria, has buggered the US. I am sure offing someone on UK soil was all about getting a predictable response from us so he can then win his election.

I am not sure at this point it matters what the EU does. The damage is done. Putin is a strategic master and we rowing in circles over Brexit, the US is in self destruct and the EU is contemplateing life without one of the two net contributors.

We'll all be eating borscht next week. Mark my words.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post an open letter that neatly highlights the differences between Putin's approach and the European approach
It's aimed at the Russian people and contradicts Putin's 'Russia under siege' guff, if you'd read between the lines. Bear in mind that there aren't significant opposition voices within Russia
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That there's some class A turd polishing.
I mean top job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:06, , Reply)
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Nah, it's called being a statesperson, unlike our government, who send out a child to tell Russia to shut up and go away like a crying 3 year old.

Yep, you're going to read it like the EU is sucking up to Russia, because you're a paranoid isolationist and you can't see anything to do with Europe rationally.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh you are actually adressing the topic rather than going into a gin fueld rant!
This government is flawed but at least I can get rid of it if they were to do something as insanely stupid as Juncker has just done.

Sucking up to Russia?
It's the absolute perfect example of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
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Juncker is gone in 2019 already - What more getting rid do you need?

There was joint statement from all the EU Big boys (Luxembourg isn't really one of the big boys, however much you're terrified of a politician from there) condemning the attack. Even the Bulgarians (not traditionally our besties), who currently have the EU presidency, denounced it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post what else?
Some kind of comeuppance for the dodgy tax deal he negotiated for Amazon when he was the big swinging dick in Luxembourg? I'd settle for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also the promotion of Martin Selmayr
Nothing at all dodgy going on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the topic of addressing the topic - what is the benefit of brexit again?
Except for vagaries about us not "being ruled" by blah blah blah.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay
Controlling borders which allows the UK to restrict the population. At present our services are struggling both locally and nationally as the infrastructure that existed to cope with 55 million people now has to cope with 75. Everyone here is aware in one way or another of these systems struggling under the weight of population - NHS including the wait for GP appointments, the deep cuts made in local authorities which have removed minority support for disabled as well as the usual suspects such as arts and libraries, the benefits system which is being saved from collapse by destructive policies such as paying less rent to under 35s and benefit capping. These are often cheered as being good policies but they hurt the vulnerable. Brexit is not just for idiot racists who thought that all non-UK residents would be shoved out the door but a sensible move away from overpopulation.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So this island can only ever support 55 million people
How about is you gained another 20 million people who all contributed and then the government decided to increase the funding proportional to the increase in population?
We have an austerity/Tory problem that causes all the things you just said.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post So re-reading your post : we've had 20 million immigrants exclusively from the EU?

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to do with EU immigrants as such, just the border control
This is about overpopulation. And again, no, I didn't say we could not sustain more than 55 million people just that the infrastructure that has been in place for sixty years (that is cross-party by the way so stop blaming this on just one) would need to change but in the meantime it is starting to creak alarmingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
So if it's nothing to do with EU immigrants why would brexit make any difference to the over population - given we control non-EU immigration already?
You've just talked yourself out of a benefit of brexit.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also didn't say it was nothing to do with EU immigrants
You must read more carefully. I said "as such" or "per se". This means that it isn't the direct issue. The problem is too many people in the UK and Brexit gives us the border control. Simple. No need to mention immigration at all because that is too narrow a viewpoint. It seems to be a remainer trick to bring everything round to these trigger points but this is not a hatred of immigrants I'm afraid but just simple economics.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we might have to agree to disagree.
You think there is no need to mention immigration... in a discussion about when brexit is good because it solves overpopulation via border control. And for that reason I'm out.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the remainers have to focus on immigration
It seems to be their entire agenda. There is more to Brexit than that. Overpopulation is not immigration's fault alone but it is one part of it. I was stating that there was no need to mention it because there are many other facets.

All of which you are not seemingly interested in discussing
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ;-) you saucy little flirt
I appreciate your debating/ gentle trolling style greatly (if not the content) :
Start and finish with a niggling call to action then body the argument with a wiggle away from your initial position.
Lovely. You're not Russian are you? Now there is a country that has people know how to spin a story magnificently. All we have is "shut up and go away".
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Changing my initial position?
You asked someine to explain what positives Brexit would bring and I explained that it would mean control of the borders as overpopulation was key. Where is the change? Meanwhile you are no closer to engaging with me about the benefits of Brexit as I see them despite acknowledging that they exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just re-reading your posts
And you haven't said anything about any of the validity of any of the points I made
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. I see what you did there.
TLDR - stop reading the daily mail.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't read the Mail
What a strange assumption. Still I am looking forward to your standpoint on how you think things can be improved in the UK by staying in the EU. That is now forty years ago since we joined so everything that is happening now (the systematic breakdown of the welfare, health, education system by overpopulation) is actually in the EU's remit. How have they been good for the UK then?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And no answer to this question either...
Still it has been fun :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Radioisotopes?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the isotopes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're alright really Cerebus
But look at this shitstorm of a fucking thread. LOOK AT IT. No wonder this place is on its arse, Where'd the fun go?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks at feet*
...sry

But Dinny started it miss!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to repent with some people running into things compilation

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just hope
he is happy. Like cousin Merl in the mental home who only sits and rocks.

I hope he is happy too.

Neither of them have much else.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to the telly, it stops when you have a gambling addiction.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit, so sad.
Can't we go back to the time we were just arguing about whether thay dress was blue and black or white and gold?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post What we need is more poo videos.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post no

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw...... :(
Is that cockwomble in the white house still fair game?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah fill your boots!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Keyboad Cat is dead.
Again.
Yeah...fuck the rhino, this is way sadderer, if less tasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Can we turn him into a Quadcopter?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or the rotating drum bit of a giant music box...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's not as if he was autonomous before
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kremlin denies involvement.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4eva in are tubez

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone need a hug?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should imagine there's someone somewhere that does.
You should just hug everyone you see until you find them
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would it help you
if I wrote it like this because you need the joke explained to you?

"Good" - Grumpy Cat
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i haz tearz

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... they're multiplying

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post *loses control*
*falls into bins*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now who will host BGT?

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Sudan is dead
the world's last male northern white rhino.

b3ta.com/links/1480375
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it tasted great.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rhino burgers for all!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post RHINOSAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that’s why B3ta pays you the big bucks.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rare?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that were true then I suspect there would still be millions of them.
Wonder what panda tastes like...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rare picture of Cerebus

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hit by an autonomous safari jeep no doubt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, drowned in radioactive homophobic vodka.
Russia denies involvement.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Can we turn him into a Quadcopter?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's your answer to everything
and rightly so
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This still hope from stocks of frozen rhino sperm.
Also today I learned it was someones job to wank off rhinos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post They will have to use a southern white rhino as a surrogate
which complicates things. Also make sure the stored rhino cumboxes remain unburnt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post spam
gone
 (meal5, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 messages, 2 links
Oh what is that word I'm looking for...
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 5:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexpest?
Or is that two words?
 (Tuftedshag, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post same question could be asked of your user name

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Balanced?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biscuitnonce

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Your batshit for Monday
SMART METERS
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are legitimate privacy and security concerns with smart meters
The health stuff is just woo.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a legitimate fear of any 'smart' technology
That's smarter than you are.

For example, they're Americans, and this thing can count.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rummages for Tin Foil Hat
Checks water bill. Yikes! I will be on the phone tomorrow to complain but if the chemtrails come over tonight I might not.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not one informed article or comment anywhere on there
Grab some tin foil we're doing some origami today
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
An old colleague of mine now has a job crunching this data. He says if they want they can tell exactly what appliances have been on and when (unique signature or something). Sinister but no real application yet, but you can see how it could be worked into extra charges e.g. using the dryer when its sunny outside.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is precisely why I don’t want one fitted.
They can be used to collect a shitload of data on customers with no clarity regarding the purposes to which that can be put, good or evil. Their only legitimate use should be to supplant regular meter readings on a like-for-like basis, but even that argument falls apart when you realise that a meter reading is also a meter inspection for safety or tampering.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post they've got the consumers doing most of the reading these days anyway
I reckon my meter is read by a 'professional' about once every 2 or 3 years
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What is this a "professional" that you speak of?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post see quite a lot of houses with solar panels these days
Wonder how long the domestic grid has got left
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post A couple of hundred years

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's taken 10 to all but phase coal out
Can see a couple of energy crises accelerating things.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently they can't cope with low power lamps
especially if dimmed.

Is this still correct?

Any science types care to comment?
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last company I worked at made micro combined heat and power boilers that generated electricity whilst providing heating and hot water
We started our own energy supply company through which to market it. I was managing the electronics and controls team so I was dragged into lots of crap on smart meters because the ESCo side of the business has an obligation to install them before 2020.

The whole legislative side is a mess as you'd expect with any technology that the government gets involved with, but the data doesn't go to the utilities directly. It goes to the DCC, government appointed company, who are supposed the meta-ise the data before it goes to utilities so they can't work out when you are drying your pants and all that privacy related stuff. What stops leaks of your data from DCC though? I'd take a guess at a wafer thin IT policy.

The energy saving aspects at the moment are nonsense. The in home display is supposed to motivate you to switch things off. Studies have shown it has a MTKD of 2 weeks (mean-time to kitchen drawer - the metric of which all "amazing great smart technologies" are judged by the cynical engineers that work on them). But eventually they could be useful. The UK electricity grid is a creaking mess. I'm working with one on the DNOs at the moment (UK grid is split into 6 regions managed by local district network operators) who have told us if four households in every street bought an electric car their part of the grid would fall over. There just isn't the capacity. So smart meters are a way in the future for utilities to dispatch none-critical loads at peak times which reduces strain on the network, allows for a greater proportion of renewable generation, reduces pollution (CO2 per kWh is not linear, the carbon footprint is proportionally more at peak times as the system losses of transmission rise) and could lead to better customer tariffs if you allow them to schedule when your dishwasher/tumble drier operates.

So ultimately could be good, but currently it's a fucking mess. The health concerns are no greater than you'd have for your wifi router.

Tl;dr - I WORK IN THE INDUSTRY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
While that all seems noble, there is no way in hell I'm going to have NPower decide when I can use my tumble dryer.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I think it's a bit far fetched myself.
It's like the idea in the future no one will own cars and we will just dial up an autonomous vehicle when we need it. People don't like giving up convenience and decision making.

Having seen the wizard behind the curtain though it's quite alarming how ill prepared the grid is for the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correct
I sat through one and a half hours of PowerPoint by two people from SSE or whatever and took copious notes. Long story short, it's not entirely evil, does have some benefits, is a massive clusterfuck and there are no health risks.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post The legislation took so long to agree that SMETS2 was due to come into force before SMETS one had been ratified.
The word on the street was that the government were waiting for Landis & Gear to tell them what to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Live And Let Die (1973) Crocodile Jump Attempts
Behind the scenes story of the famous James Bond crocodile run. Actually a lot more dangerous than I realised.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
I always thought they were rubber gators!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post the pond water was a lovely crystal blue colour before he started those attempts

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best musical hook in the film
(Arguably all bond films)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always assumed they were fakes.
Those have got to have been some bloody pissed off crocs by the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely this would never be allowed these days...
If not animal welfare then H&S would surely prevent them even thinking of it.

Amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a link post NES Ninja Turtles theme song NSFW
Checked nsfw for a few swears
(Sherbs, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember playing the shit out of that game

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post You can cancel Robot Wars, but you cannot stop The Rise of the Machines!
Die, puny meatbags!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will it be incarcerated without parole?
This is just not going to happen soon and a dumb tech bubble waiting to burst.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not a robot - i just selected all the squares with vehicles to log in and post this link:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ant McPartlin might use this as his defence
Link is good
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post shirley that would be declaring an off your trolley problem? or maybe an intention on becoming the fat man?
it was store fronts this time - starting to feel more like a robot
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, automated taxi drivers are just as much cunts as their fleshy counterparts...
Big surprise!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The report fails to mention the pedestrian's Uber rating.
Anyone with fewer than 4 stars is going to be run over.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Random Username Generator
Well, I'm fed up with my username. It sounds unfriendly and a bitch to type. I made it up over a decade ago to post on 4rthur (oh yes, I was part of that) by randomly typing words. So, how about you guys play with this randomiser and post the best ones. Maybe I can be transformed. Or not, up to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post My first run through came up with
Agreeableknickers and Shallotsdiarrhea

I’m done
 (yorik, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Error with mysql_query() -> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1
EssayFurnisher
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dunno but choosing insult x insult brings up some good combos
mingehippie
deadbeatwimp
spazmo_retard (ok i made that one up)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shakespeare x insults is pretty good too
and includes things like:

cuckolddingleberry
congealedmilksop
bawdygasbag
mongrelpox
kernelflange
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I liked the Shakespeare x insults too

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buttmunchkin
Might even have that myself...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tart gorged
I wish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bastardunflavoured
Basketballpussy
Estuaryscumbag
Cupdick
Biscuitnonce
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, bastardunflavoured sounds much more friendly FB

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biscuitnonce
is what we're having to call the Gingerbread Man now, after those revelations about his activities in the 70s
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post residuevisitor
Amazing
 (Testricals Having a dump, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post JuicyCobra
Who could ask for better!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insult x Animal
dickmacaw
junkieleopard
neanderthalheron
arsebustard
mingershrimp
hillbillyviper
sodpelican
nutpig

Are all valid
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, maybe not.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Let's Play Basketball Make Lemonade and Paint TV
Yes, this guy is still doing this.
(brandthedoggy, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to do all that together looks a nightmare
I would rather climb a ladder of machetes
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post nearly as hard as embedding a video on b3ta/links

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's not get too carried away there...

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post For L E T S G O

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock
this is a joke
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't do that, Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is how b3ta ends

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stuck on an eternal loop while the residents slowly die off, replaced by unthinking bots, recyling the same video over and over and over until the sun burns it's final breath and the Earth descends into darkness as the last of the power fades into nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still, you’ve got to laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post COMMENCE MANDATORY LAUGHTER

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yessss

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *CLICK*

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is the theory of the moebius...
Also EA can fuck right off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a link post She's okay!
Don't worry everybody, she's been found safe and well!
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maddie?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dad?

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicole?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psycho Mantis?

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uri Geller?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean Sniper Wolf.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quacking news!

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Search and rescue operation leads to huge bill

(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post oof

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just anatidae down under.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a link post This is what happens when you play with musicians. I made this!
We play with players, but what are the game rules
 (Wilow1, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peer Squint

(roysin, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the whole piece
this was just a movement.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a great movement earlier
took two flushes to sink the bastard
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post for rowlification

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 18 Mar 2018, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice vid
where'd you find it?
 (Melatonin, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock
Posted just below...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's your point?

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 19 Mar 2018, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That it’s rude to just grab and repost stuff that others have shared
That you were asked how to do something, but not asked to do it on their behalf.
That you didn’t wait for a response before doing so.
That you posted a link with a preview image immediately above the original - inevitably directing comments to your link and not his.
That this whole sideshow is distracting from the original link.

Just my view on it though, I’m sure that The_Cold_Stare can answer for himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol are you serious?
if trolling touché.

if not... that's pretty sad.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 19 Mar 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everybody calm down
L E T S G O was doing the other poster a favour because embedding video here is like doing differential equations blindfolded. I thought it might be funny to call it out as gc, in the same way as melatonin did
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough, and yes it is funny

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol it even says "for rowlification" as the title of the link
this is b3ta, nobody gets revenue for "I like this" clicks. Sheesh I'd have retired by now if that were the case....
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You dont?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Can a Computer Make You Cry? How Electronic Arts (Re)defined the Artist
FUck if i know how you embed videos on b3ta, it's like some kind of freemasons secret

Part of this 5 part documentary series on video games-

https://www.topic.com/the-artists

Here is a second episode

https://youtu.be/-uw4h7-r11c

You're welcome :-*
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll do it for you
you put this in the URL (take out the s from https also for some reason) www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Fg-Fe70oo&feature=youtu.be

don't use the "share" button, take from theyoutube URL directly
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 18 Mar 2018, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just remove the https and replace with http
Then if the you tube link is shortened make it longer, then add in two slashes and a full stop.
Then all you need to do is remove any non-escaped charters. A child could do it
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot the bit about doing some backflips and solving a rubix cube blindfolded

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also forgot the words "...you thick c***"
bt3a getting civilised.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes they can.
Anyone who had a Spectrum in the 80's could tell you the tear jerking pain of waiting 50 minutes for Operation Thunderbolt to load only to have it crash 1 minute in to playing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The most Cornish of software bugs
Arr! Tape loading error.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a link post All of Rik Mayall's Nintendo Adverts
Which I had no idea existed
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite Rik Mayall part
is Colin Grigson, in More Bad News especially. Absolutely genius performance. The bit near the start when he adjusts his wig gets me every time, although his whole intro section is ace, just such a Rik Mayall character.

The album with the speaking bits is brilliant too (my favourite Mayall section).
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 18 Mar 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't heard of More Bad News. Looks good. Thanks.
The only Comic Strips I've see are Mr Jolly and the one where they break down in the car on the way to a conference or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure how well it will have aged
But I loved The Yob which is a spoof of The Fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's aged pretty well. More than the first Bad News.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Jolly lives next door
and Gregory : diary of a nutter

are two favourites of mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still watch Gino
It's dated for sure, but only in the way the Sweeney and Minder has from the same era, and love catching them too.
 (TSL, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 2:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pQBtJbZINE
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite bit
Is in More Bad News when he slips in the dog shit
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly performed.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd not seen those btw
They were pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 18 Mar 2018, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Nigel Mansell one was good, the rest were shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He called his house "Nintendo Towers"
Because these ads paid for it.
 (Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sun 18 Mar 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?! Haha, that's great.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had totally forgotten about these, but recognise them

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tetris 2 had cock shaped pieces?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post If anything
Its nice just to see old game console adverts... it triggered a memory of excitement when i saw the SNES
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Dis.
I was downloading emulators and roms in the wee small hours. So the adverts still work :)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The music from the first GameCube adverts is the only vinyl I own.
Don’t have anything to play it on like.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Scratch it to fuck with this;
youtu.be/abUcpCtMke0
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
AND HOW MANY COWS HAVE YOU SEEN NESTLING NEXT TO THE SLIPPERS BY THE FIRE??!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a Trevuglian Dongloader he was

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post More Bad News is one of my favourite things ever

I grew up on it, know it almost word for word :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post mebbe if your 22, had tits and pouted all the time?
or just did pranks with your bros such as finding corpses in Japan or making people hold up anti-Semitic signs?
Well played Snorty.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, i have tits and pout. Wrong gender for the YouTube demographic though.

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit of lipgloss, nail varnish, foundation and a tank top.
And you are set.
It’s not like said demographic has ever been in the immediate proximity of a woman, ever.
Smoke, mirrors and shadows mate!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is better than The Mash Report
(I assume, I posted this message before watching it).



EDIT: Now confirmed, The Mash Report really is shit, you should be very proud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I.. Don't know what the mash report is
but i'll take the compliment!
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a crappy version of "Have I got news for you"
Which is hard to imagine.

BBC struggle to do political satire, and may as well stick to the more intellectual stuff like QI.

"Last leg" on C4 is best you can get these days.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the guys being freaked out by flying boats
It would be a shame if you stop doing them - although I'm not a gamer and just don't get some of them, the proper physics engine fails make it well worth watching.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:34, , Reply)

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