I'm drunk and feeling very depressed as I am old.
What has depressed you this weekend?
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 5:
Old Hoesbum
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Silk Butt

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Craven A(rse)

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

People WILL NOT LEAVE MY HOUSE!!
Now I know how CHB feels.

And with that, goodnight.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

die in your sleep you dull prick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I love you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

But Gilgamesh! He's got PEOPLE in his HOUSE.
YOU NEED TO KNOW!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Hey, at least you're not Gilgamesh!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

FUCK OFF DAVE
its been a while
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Yes it has.
You haven't missed anything.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

I have a 21 year old telling me she loves me
yet I'm 31 now and married.

What do I do?
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

See if your wife fancies her?
Then it could work.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Ermm I dont think she would
Get on MSN and I'll show you a picture of the said 21 year old :)
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Oh dear
This is unlikely to end well. Mainly due to the marriage thing rather than the age.

Also, I am 31 and am a picture of youthful loveliness. So stop complaining of your great age.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Don't tell your wife.

( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Nothing
Its all fantasy. Close her off and go to your wife.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

neither am I

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

broadsword's fucking puns

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

The same things.
Except i'm not that old.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Well I'm old
Just hit me tonight
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Okay.
In the face, or in the other parts?
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Wherever
Too depressed to care
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

If you are male I shall choose the balls.
If you are female I shall not hit you.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Having done a degree which would have guaranteed me a job when I started,
but now having damned me to sitting on my arse for months.
( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Not very much of anything.
I now weigh less than I did weeks ago.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Having houseguests that WON'T GO HOME is annoying
Will they not get the fucking hint??

"Don't miss your bus now!"

"When's that taxi arriving?"

"Oh God I feel tired"

"Has anyone seen my weed?"

NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

I LIVED IN CORK ONCE YOU KNOW

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I should try that
Perhaps they'll fall asleep and stop pissing off the neighbours.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Also, did you really just slag someone for asking where their drugs are?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

No, I didn't
I was taking the piss out of myself.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Start getting undressed for bed
That'll teach them.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I want to get rid of them
Not give them the raging horn.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

hallo hun
that would not make me go, in your case...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Bet it would!
*shakes internet fatty cellulite*
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

*grasps fun flesh*
am not averse to that kind of sauciness
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Have you been drinking?

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

this does not invalidate
saucy-grabby-touchy lecherousness.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Maybe not, but it definitely explains it!
:)
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Try doing some stand up

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

They asked
I told them to fuck off.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

lol.

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'm not a mean man, and the vido got pulled before I got a chance to see it
was that not part of the act?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

No.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Oh! You didn't see the video?

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Two secs

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

a bus at half one in the morning?! They'll be lucky

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Stand there pressing the alarm button shouting FIRE DRILL!

( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 4:
Lavvy & Buttler
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Golden Shower

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Camel turd

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

NO.
b3ta.com/talk/6257825
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Sorry
I've only just got in. They make you finish really late when they know you have a day off the following morning
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Bumson and Hedges

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

All of them.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

NON-SMOKER!!
EVIL!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Cancer with added taxation.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Regal King Sized Turd

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Sing.
Sing old hymns loudly. Nice old ones that are all 'Power be to god' and 'god almighty' etc. That usually freaks people out.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

GOODNIGHT THREAD.
Night, cunts.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Oh you LOSER!
randomn.es/images/adb966bbafa3feff4b90bdce1b410779.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

media.fukung.net/images/4826/1166157553692.jpg
( weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

AKA, Dhalism.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

doggie
i have healed you
( weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

www.bloodysushi.com/macro/mudkipz.png
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Haha
Did you just cum accross this pic and decide to shop it or did you go looking for it.... hahaha bumgay
www.b3ta.com/board/9540468
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Everyone knows about that pic, you fucking noob.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

HANG ON FIVE MINUTES!
I'm working on something you'd quite like
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

HURRY UP

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Haha! I can't believe you waited five minutes. That's fucking hilarious.

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Seriously though, two more minutes.

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

My internet died, it took five minutes to reply:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Two more minutes though

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

It had better be good.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Uploading now
Two mins x
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

HERE!!
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/esme.jpg
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

You cunt.
I hate you:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

:D

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

MAKE ME A FUCKING PICTURE.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

No lol

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Night, Esme
x
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Night angry.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

good night b3ta,
may somebody make a furtive flag and wave it in front of the cameras at glastonbury.
( MrA, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Nighty night.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 3:
Davidguffoff

G'night Esme Wesme
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Lambert and Buttler

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Ooh

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

B&H
cAMEL
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Fuck off with your shitty dull jacko memes.
Needs more awesome. Where is JMG? Someone get him in here.

randomn.es/images/a3bd6a2a2b8648b908a71dd6ae200fa2.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I just asked the Onion to stop being shit on twitter.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Good luck with that one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6257799 up
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Dude
Sweet
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Their success is based on being shit

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

They keep tweeting ancient stories, and I get all excited and think they're new.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Top Tip on how to not be a total fucking loser: Don't use twitter.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

WAH WAH WAH

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBULANCE
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Hush it up.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/
( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Hehe

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

YEAH! Only fucking LOSERS use Twitter! THAT'S THE ATTITUDE!
Let's kick Web 2.0 ONE UPDATE AT A TIME






Twat.
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Oh man, I wasn't expecting you to get upset by this.
You're such a LOSER Friz.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

LOOOOOOOOSERS!

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

I SAW YOU EDIT! YOU LOSER!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

omg im such a LOSER
Can I use the QOTW defence and say I don't care in caps?
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

YES!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

I'm proud of this joke
www.b3ta.com/talk/6257814
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

It's shit dave.
It's all shit.
It's all being made shit by loud mediocres.
Fuck this, I'm going TO BED.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I hope you never wake up you fat fucking spastic dog molester

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

SO DO I.
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

THAT'S A LONG TIME, YOU MUST HAVE VERY THICK WRIST SKIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

LOL1!11

( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I'll check tomorrow's evening post

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

I'm tempted to call that newspaper to put in an obituary

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

RIP Balders

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

It'll be all over the news.
THey'll have to change the tv schedules and everything.
That'll teach them.
THAT'LL TEACH THEM ALL.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

I hope more QOTW emoshitcunts kill themselves.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

"Cause of death?"
"Well.. he's clearly shot himself. But his suicide note says he threw a bullet at a wall with such intensity that it bounced off the wall and impaled him in the temple. All whilst three supermodels were watching"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Length? LOL

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

"Dear All
I'm sorry. I can't take it anymore.

Cheers,
Legless"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

BETOD

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

If my wife is asleep already, I may masturbate into my pyjama bottoms.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I masturbate into your wifes
Pyjama bottoms
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

AND I SUCK THE SPUNK OUT OF THEM WHILE I WANK NEXT TO HER AS SHE SLEEPS IN BED.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

No you dont....pft
I would have noticed
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

this sort of behaviour
is why Kleenex are plumetting down the stock market. Will no-one think of the shareholders???
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Who put you in charge?


Bossy boots
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

You big fat rubbish.
randomn.es/images/0346f1196493f3122b664283461a2214.gif
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/571/You_may_not_be_as_gay_as_this.jpg
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Shitty glasscock.
Rubbish. Absolute Rubbish. Get out!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

The internet is more than one man Mr Trouser,
no matter how awesome.
( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

You rock
Let me present you with "The Key to the Interweb"

TADAA
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Z0MG
I shall unlock all the porn.
( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Hmmm that might be a bit tricky
unless you have teh uplaod codez
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

I used to until I went to france
some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

fucking french
they're know for their neck attacks
When i went to Paris i wore a full foam neck brace..

..Ok I looked like a total flid, but I came home with one sweet neck
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Probably enjoying life away from the internet.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

With offline girls, no doubt!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

o l ne irls you mean

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

He's going to the b4sh you know.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

I heard about this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 2:
Tijuanal Smells
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Camel Shit.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Rotating Wobbly Hat
www.b3ta.com/board/9550247
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

what

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

YES

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

hello you dreadful old trout
*touches inappropriately*
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Hello you old fucker.
*touches you back*

I have no fags left:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

I'm rolling up a rollie right now
I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Cunt.
I might try and salvage a broken one from my bag.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

There should totally be a porn film of me and gilgamesh spitroasting Esme.
It would be erotic AND disdainful.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Let's do it.
Have your people phone my people.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

I WANT A FUCKING FAG:(((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

You can't smoke and gobble cock at the same time.
OR CAN YOU?
Email us your answers.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

I'll have a damn good try.
Send fags.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Give them up.
They make you smell (worse). With that face you need all the help you can get, and not stinking like shit is a step in the right direction.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Cheers, Dave.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

I'm a giver.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 1:
Dunghill
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Shit cunt purple

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I've got loads here.
It's almost too many. I think I'll chuck a few in the bin.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Me too.
They're so cheap over here I wipe my arse with them.
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

SEND FAGS

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

It's called a hyperlink
you have to click on it

LEFT button!
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

HYPERLINK?
HYPERSTINK MORE LIKE.
BECAUSE IT IS SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAA
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Dude
Podcast?

for real?
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

YES.
IT IS DREADFUL.
Try it, it may help.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

No thanks
I prefer to stay out of my own arse
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Oh, you!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Where the fuck are my glasses

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Found them
After two fucking days of being half blind
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

You need contacts for emergencies.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Rotating Wobbly Hat is an anagram of
HY BORING TWAT BLOAT
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Lamb Donkey

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

KANREW

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

PSACKER

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

GAEDO POBLIN

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

CNUT

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

MIZZ JOP

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

What the fuck is a lamb donkey anyway.
I'm hungry.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

that is a class bit of work
10/10 on the technical front :-)

EDIT do you mind if I take a copy?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

i understand

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Haha, yeah.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

Yeah, haha.

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Hello bloke.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Word

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

*waves*
What action do you like doing on the internet?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

*bums*

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

*hugs*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

*mugs*

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

HE MUST DIE.
Or be put on EGGnore.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

he should be EGGSiled
or EGGScommunicated
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

muffled sobbing

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Fucking jesus christ, fucking drivers are fucking pricks to fucking night. Fuck right off, cunt.
Moaning and bitching, shouting at me because they've only made X amount, the fucking prick did a Heathrow there and back and still hasn't made enough money, fucking twat, "I only work weekends, how can I make enough money?", well, by working more hours, what the fuck do you want, all the good jobs? Fucking prick, fuck right off.

And fucking customers, "If there is 6 of you, I can do it in one, if there are more, then I have to do it in two cars, how many are you?... Ok, I shall send one car", then the driver screams and shouts at me because there are 7, and the stupid little bitch lies about it. Fuck right off, you cunt, I don't care if you've just pulled a hawtie and you want to get your knickers wet for the first time in, oh, three days when you heard Black Eyed Peas are going on tour. You're a lier, and yes, your parents are disapointed in your Club 18 30 home video.

And stupid fucking drivers "accidently" picking up the wrong one, ohh, your one was going 'round the corner and you picked up the one going to central london? Twice in one night? Fuck right off, you're a theif, nothing but a theif, you've done this a few nights now and fuck off, I'm personaly going to log you off. Go Home, fucking prick.

And drivers who get a job, don't like it, wait five minuites, pretend they've picked up the customer, and clear it.... you can fuck off too, you're eaither working or not, twats. Fucking. Twats.

And drivers, speak to me like shit? There is a queue to join this office, we can replace you in an instant. There's no one here who works my hours who can take the jobs as quick or acreate than me.

//end rant//

Ok, lovely. It's good to say on here what I wouldn't say out loud.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Hmm...
Skipped through it, rant about taxi drivers eh?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

shut up you fucking racially inferior brainwrong

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

That Glastonbury
apparently the people who made a killing this year were the folks who manufacturerd the enormous masts that blokes in somerset are waving about with flags attached to.

So far I've seen three St Piran's flags so is Cornwall taking over the wordls' greatest Uber-rock-fest since Woodstock?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

THAT'S RIGHT!
I LIKE EGGS!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

they're comfy and easy to wear!

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

So if you are feeling lethargic and lacking your usual pep
why not see if an egg helps

EGGS
If they're not part of the problem, they might be part of the solution.

BUY EGGS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

I might have an omelette for breakfast
thats if I have the energy to cook it, EGg I'm not too egghausted
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

CHEESE OMLETTE
-because sometimes just eggs are not enough.

EGGS
Eggs don't mind sharing.

BUY EGGS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

I've got an enormous mast
where's my fucking dollas you cunt
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

it takes
50 american dollars for sucky sucky

I thought the globe knew this. Come back when you have 50.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

You could be the warm up act for Piston when he starts his TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM comedy tour.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

hahahahah
YES
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

Have you seen it?
Fuck, though. You just sort of want to rugby tackle him and smother him with a pillow before he does himself any more harm.

I am also jealous that he has the balls to try it when I am quite clearly A COMEDY GENUIS but do not have balls. No balls. Empty sack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I have, unfortunately.
What is endured cannot be unendured.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Fair play to him for trying though.
You never know until you try and that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

sorry
smashing things with hammers is beyond my comedy wit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

dude
anything other than quoting red dwarf is beyond your comedy wit
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I was referring to your
act at the hoodbutters do last year.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO!
I am making it today
It's a new recipe for me
I am happy
I have hot sausage

YOU MAKE ME PLEASED TO BE ME.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Racist

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'd like to fuck your eyesocket while you scream in agony and plead with me not to kill anymore of your children.
But, realistically, I suppose you just live too far away.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i'm skanking to this

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Please make sure you cook the okra first
it goes all mushy in the gumbo if you don't!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

okra winfrey?
/never mind my poor jests
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Dun got no okra

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

I don't understand this, but it seems to make you happy.
Well done you!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

I'm going to make it my mission in life
to make you not pleased to be you

because I love you
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

And so on.
You fucking pricks.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

FUCK YEAH

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/b3tatalk/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

randomn.es/images/524619c14cec7e1fe0bb09ecc1295a2c.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

YES!
*clicks*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Why do you bully us so?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I think I am reaching the final stages of b3ta/talk
where you come to hate everything because it is shit and it has suckered you in.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

randomn.es/images/3e24d9672d30cbd175e51d8d21ebf5b6.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

The local chemist used to sell these:
randomn.es/images/310985c04b419189bb318f70924bcaea.jpg

They got removed before I had a chance to buy them.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm all for eugenics.
I mean, what fucking use is that?

I've got a niece who is a mong of some sort, too. Why do they bother feeding it? What the fuck will it ever be good for? LOLRAPE HO HO! Yes well done. But seriously, kill it and throw the scrounging parents out of their special council house for work shy cunts who have a mong star bonus prize.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I know someone who had a mong child.
They used the massive amounts of cash they got as a "prize" to build a massive extension to the house. Cocks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

They probably needed to extend the house to fit Friz's face in

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

Gas them.
Or feed them to lions at ZOOS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Have chips with that.

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I've never listened to any of your podcasts.
I'm going to give it a go now.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

You'll be sorry.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Is it really as shit as everyone says?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

I can't seem to get it to work.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

This is no time to discuss your penis

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

You always say the meanest things.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

They're shit.
HOnestly.

Try the Abraham Lincoln one and let me know what you think. Honestly like. Not panderingly. I thought it was better. Maybe not. I don't know.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

you'd be better served listening to Collings and Herrin's podcast
i've listened to, i think, 3 of baldmonkeys

they're alright, i guess
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Collins and Herring are going downhill.
I prefer Adam and Joe.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

i've really tried with Adam and Joe, I have
i don't get it :( some of their stuff is funny, but i'm putting them on the list of things i don't find as funny as everybody else along with The Mighty Boosh
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

And that's cool, man.
Everyone is different. Chill the fuck out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

forum banter, no offence
good times etc
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'm not a fan of The Mighty Boosh, either.
It's a bit weird for the sake of being weird.
Like 'LOL LOOK AT THIS ONION, IT'S GOT HITLER PAINTED ON THE INSIDE OF IT IN POO.'

Same reason I never liked Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

it tries to hard to be LOLZANY in my opinion
i've tried the TV show, then Druid said, "oh, you need to listen to the radio show" so he lent me the entire radio show on CD

i really just don't get what is funny :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

you need to chillax

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Good poiint.
I saw some fish today. I thought of you. Then I saw a NO FISHING sign. So I stopped thinking of you. I'd like to go fishing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

i will take any forum user fishing, it is a good hobby

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Good.
Maybe we will one day. Or not. Who knows.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

we could have a day
anglers paradise is not far from you
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

WHERE?
I find it hard to believe anywhere near Portsmouth could be described as paradise. LOL B-COZ IT IS SHIT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

well it is devon, but i have mates who fish down there on club lakes near pompey

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

are you bringing your gear to the CHB bash?
i hear there is a pond of some description, and was hoping for a mongychops fishing lesson. bivvy extra
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

i fear my bash days are over, too much venom

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

sad times :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

indeed, i use to arrange bashes with rik, go to them, but offline and online got all mixed up, now i can't be fucked

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Did you get him up the duff and he gave birth to a beautiful bouncing bivvy?

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

i miss rik :(
back in the day he came all the way up to blackpool for a bash
good times

the youngsters here won't even remember him soon :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Welcome to the world of the pissed
and lonely
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

PRICKS

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

O_o

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Brill.
Better than milk.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

i'm going to bed now, you don't care about that as much as i don't care about you
i cold offer onlne advice at you not knowing the slightest thing about your life, but i won't bother, no offence
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Tsk.
Kuh.
Tsk.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

That cheered me up.
Plus, I just found Tumblr. How the fuck did I miss that?!

I've gone all Web 2.0 on you all and the only solution is that I be put down. Anyone else want to be my Tumblr friend?
(mingeswingers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Alright wobb
If I had a Tumblr account, I'd be your friend.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Thanks mate
That means a lot to me.
(mingeswingers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

what would you name a racehorse?

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Captain Lightning.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

U-PEEPL-R-AWL-COX

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Did you make a podcast this week?
I can't check, I'm on my phone
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Last one was just some shitty songs we made this time and then we put them and they were listens.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Ythalangfase

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

ha ha ha

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Potential Glue

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'm in a tent, you shower of bastards.
It's almost a bivvy
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

OMFGLOLWTFAYBOAB
Fatty Sugars suck
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Do you like standing up or sitting down?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Kneeling

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

SITTING

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Do you like blue matresses or green ones?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Yellow

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

BLUE

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

You stupid cunt,
red are clearly the best.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Are you still coming to the CHBash what with being Irelands again?
Only I was hoping to put my tongue in your mouth.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I dunno:(
I'll have to see.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Do so! :) Even I'm coming down from THE NORTH for it!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm coming all the way from WALES to attend.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Nice one! There's lovely isn't it?!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

I'll be giving everyone a free cwtch.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Too right butt!
What's all this then boyos!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Do you prefer green lentils or orange ones?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I don't think I've ever had lentils.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

ORANGE

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Showers or baths?
So I've just had my first bath in about 10 years. I'm a shower guy, before you go there...

Being a shower person, I'm now sort of sold on baths...

What do you 'orrible lot prefer?
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Crack cocaine

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Craic?
Love it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Wet cloth, twice a week.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

I wash ma'self wi' a rag on a stick...

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

+whether you need it or not!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

showers normally
but a bath for a treat. with bubbles ofc.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

car wash

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

i hose myself down in the nearby park

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Sonic shower.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I spit on a bunch of leaves and rub them all over.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Running around in the nip in the rain.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I stand by the kettle and let the steam clean me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I make my rabbit lick me clean.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I make Noit lick me clean.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Bored much, Esme?

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I let a gypsy breathe on me once a month.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I shower myself in my own population paste after witnessing Esme's washing techniques

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

haha, population paste

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Have I missed a spot?

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

I let the air from passing traffic cleanse me once a week.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I splashed about in a puddle back in 1992.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

That's no way to talk about your mother

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

She was asking for it.
They're all asking for it.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

i haven't had a bath since i had to lift my mothers corpse out of one
and showers wake me up more
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

HA!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Depends on my mood really.
Usually showers for the convenience.
( CowJam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

I spray myself with Lynx once a week.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Oooh, manly!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

i've no idea who katty perry is, never heard one of her songs, but i've seen her in the papers, and now i've seen here on graham norton
the irony for me is that all this cool pop for the past 20 years is still written by cathy dennis, who was lovely


crushes from youth?
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

if i'd known you were going to make a new thread i wouldn't posted the admittedly weak one i just made

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I prefer your one.
mongy always insists upon himself.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

it's true, my insisting is my bigest feature

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

His thread had Power Rangers.
I liked Power Rangers when I was younger. YOu do nothing to cater to my interests.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

power rangers is beyond me, never really seen it

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

It's just a bunch of gays having a wrestle.
Then some robots get involved.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Typical Power Rangers plot
High school/burger joint/shopping mall gets attacked.
Power rangers come to the rescue.
Bad guy gets beaten up.
Bad guy grows 400ft tall.
Robots get summoned and form teh hueg one.
Which gets battered.

Suddenly...

LOL 1shot from the good guys.

Rinse and repeat 20 times to make a series
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Betty Boo.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

i'd marry her now

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

^this

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Sean Bean.
Phwooar.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

As a kid I fancied:
The girl out of Me & My Girl
The girl who presented that nonce's pop show, can't remember the name at the moment, think the show was called No Limit.
*edit* Jenny Powell.
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

My year 2 teacher Miss Pryor.
H from Steps.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

charlotte coleman RIP :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

SHINING BLAST WAVE!!
i've decided to make a real life power rangers group. what colour ranger will you be, and what special abilities will you bring to the group? giant fighting robot required for admission
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Your post led me to this:
randomn.es/?pic=17575

I am not a gay-ranger.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I'd be red, and I'd have some pretty sweet karate moves.
Also, laser vision.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Google images
Take the last 4 digits of your post, Google "IMGxxxx.jpg". Post the first result in your edited post.

Go!


edit: www.bmwmtm2.hu/album/2006mecsek_gyl/Img7486.jpg The one and only result for mine.

add "OR DSCxxxx.jpg" to get more results.

FRIZ i.pbase.com/o3/73/793573/1/88455576.48r4AnsP.DSC7486.jpg


EDIT: Better game. Use randomn.es/?pic=56575 and take the last 5 digits this time, and reverse them.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

OK
Ruff

*edit* also randomn.es/?pic=57487
that should've been one of Mongy's
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Hurrah!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Of course, there is a riskier version of this game.
Take the last 5 digits and use them here:

randomn.es/?pic=57492
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

argh! NSFW
randomn.es/?pic=57540
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Alrighty then
mildly nsfw
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

If you get CP, you lose.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Now, reverse the 5 numbers instead, it's more random.
Post above = 44575

Oh, pron. Doesn't win for randomn.es

Carry on.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

haha dimsod
randomn.es/?pic=36575
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Right
randomn.es/images/3632faf2ada40bc7f0439972a9f25de5.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Let's see.
Could be a bit NSFW, depending on your view of women pissing.
randomn.es/images/fbd1457f15b076032d211095c96168db.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

My view is generally from beneath the glass coffee table

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

pfft

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Of... my post?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Yes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Oh.
No.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

It was rubbish anyway.
First to get porn wins.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

That makes me a winner
everyone cracks one off to football playing dogs now & again, right?
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

NO RULE 34 HERE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Make me, fucker

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I bet you're curious to know what it is. I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I don't havepermission

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

It's a shit little graphic of "Home page".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

i have no idea what you want me to do, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'll do it for you:
www.fototime.com/photos/st/B319F8064DFC410BB501F31C585BFE01/IMG7493.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Yours is rubbish.
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=img7495.jpg&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Mine is worse.
images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=img7502.jpg&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

You have safe search on.
GAY.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

My screen says I don't.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I meant to reply to your first link.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

It doesn't improve if you turn it off.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I know, but it might.
First to get porn wins.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

blimey, i wish i'd started my thread about the funniest t-shirt people had ever seen

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

and how the fuck did you get this? i get this, you spastic
www.fototime.com/photos/st/B319F8064DFC410BB501F31C585BFE01/IMG7493.jpg
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I love you.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I fancy an ice cream

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

get a mcslurry
www.veronicamoser.com/images/mosers4.jpg

nsfw i suppose
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

nyummy nyummy nyummy
i've got poo in my tummy
and i feel like lovin you
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Of what post?
This one?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

YES, you crazy Irish.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

FUCKING HELL.
Even /b/ got it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I WAS JUST CHECKING, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

sage
sage
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

DONE
It's shit.

Edit: It's shit too. www.marzocchi.com/System/2598/2004-shiverdc-silver-w.jpg
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

oh man, those are some good forks.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Oh, is that what it is.
I thought it was some sort of camera holdy thing:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

www.mikeweirsphotography.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/seniorpics/.pond/IMG7494.jpg.w180h135.jpg
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

PHWOAR

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I HAVE HAIRY PANTS
www.latifa.ch/photos/Latifa/IMG_7499.sized.jpg
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Aw, she's gorgeous.
I like that photo.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

You are close!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=IMG7529.jpg+OR+DSC7529.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Oooh!
EDIT: SO CLOSE
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=PZ1&q=dsc7552.jpg%20OR%20DSC7552.jpg&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

We're on reverse randomn.es numbers now! KEEP UP!
edit: yes! randomn.es/?pic=56575
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

NO, I am trying to get porn.
How is this a mindfuck?

randomn.es/?pic=66565
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

I forgot to say - if you get "image removed", click "next".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Okay.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Hahah

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

lolarious
www.leepearson.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/DSC7505.jpg

A fucking horse. Or a fucking American.
( Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Okay!
Christ!

EDIT - Ha ha! The randomness one was even better!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Blimey
what are?
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Is that a hint of magenta cock?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

DAMNIT! So close to getting pron!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=IMG7528.jpg+OR+DSC7528.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I read that as postcode
and got one really dull, predictable result
( CowJam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

A picture of Woodside?
LOL
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

post ending in 17 says what i do omg
pilpoilfree.unblog.fr/files/2008/08/img7514.jpg
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

DO AN HERO!11!!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I find this a grose abuse of my privacy, yet will still join in.
www.wing56.rtaf.mi.th/pic_family/krabi25510503_05/island/images/DSC145.jpg
img145.imageshack.us/i/wowscrnshot110407190430jw3.jpg/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

You are an epic failure.
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=IMG7519.jpg+OR+DSC7519.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Where did you get 145 from?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Because that's how london postcodes work.
[N/S/SE/E/W][1-20?] - [#][AA]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

It's your post number gonz, not your post code

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

What the fuck is that shit? I've got thousands of post numbers.
Post Count?
User Number?
The last post you posted?
Count on here? Count on other boards? Total count?

What the fuck is this shit? Fuck right off, it's a stupid question.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

The post you just posted.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Everyone else managed to get it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

lots of shigle on that beach, i'd need my scandels

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

OK!
Here it is.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Isn't that my one?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Same bridge, different picture.
Story of my life.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
This?
att.bbs.hsw.cn/day_090608/20090608_0d394c8504df88fe62a1Z9B5n79GPNbh.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Take this URL
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=IMG7528.jpg+OR+DSC7528.jpg

Change the "7528" to whatever the last 4 digits of your post number is.

for you it was "7545"
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Right, randomn.es post:
Edit:
randomn.es/?pic=57556
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

MONACLE TOAD!
57 you FAIL
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

FUCK
randomn.es/?pic=57560


OR:

images.google.co.uk/images?q=dsc7560.jpg%20OR%20DSC7560.jpg&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

I keep getting stuff with bikes.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Me me me
aww how dull :(
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I want another go.
img7.imageshack.us/img7/7227/img7562.jpg

and

randomn.es/images/ae59ef6b3c99a9324f39ceda07bf9e02.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Go again!
randomn.es/?pic=96575
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

OK!
:( FAIL
randomn.es/image_removed.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

CLICK NEXT, CLICK NEXT!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I got the blues
sing me the blues
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

You are... so beautiful.
To..... me.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Yooooooou aaaaare sooooooo beautiful....
(quietly)to me...

*lighter*
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

*singed*

( Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8sFupDAwvo
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Are you still here?
Why not fuck off now instead of slowly building up to a pathetic flounce?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

this one isn't going to flounce, took it all, no upset, great banter, move on

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

No.
He's a fucking paedo prick.
We've already let the Paedo Goblins make themselves cosy here, we don't need any more of them.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

yep he is a pedo, but he isn't going to leave, i've more concern with the dull slags to be fair who wear cat hats or cuber punk gear

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm with BM on this.
No more fucking paedo furries. They've already got onto /board.

The only trouble is - cr3 is a bit of a furry-fan, so we'll have to do it ourselves.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

exactly, him, his missus, whichever one it is are always banging on about cat hats and the like, it's all shit
this nonce aint going tho, best to white noise it
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

cr3 even has purple hair :-(
Nobody with purple hair should ever be in charge of anything.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

the thing with the mods is that nobody could be arsed to code the boards when robtoo fucked off, cr3 was the only one that could be arsed
so he got the job, and got to be a mod
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

It's silly nonsense like this that leads to the creation of things like GIMP.
Programmer in charge = GIMP = Rubbish
UI/Ergonomics types in charge = Photoshop = Not shit

Programmer in charge = b3ta = naughty step for being funny, but nonces can post their fetish BS any time.

BAN CR3! JMG and MongyChops for MOD.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

i'm not even sure the old mods are around anymore, any one seen thomsk? or rogen? crab bloke? unless they mod from the side, i doubt it tho, spacefish, cr3 and rob are the only ones i see, sometimes mystery bob
all but one of these are grown ups that are not 'friends' with other users, wormulus gazzes cr3 grassing up forum posters, this is the forum as we now know it
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

BURN b3ta to the ground!
BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

i'm not fucked dave, but you knew the old school had got lazy or busy with the intro of the popular page on /board
if you can't be here all day, no worries, but invest in people who are, not people who want to be mods, like happy toast or rivergoahst, but someone
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

sorry didn't know gay shift started
toddle pip people
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

the games you play are not right at all, making sexual objects of minors is wrong, but you should know that, give it up

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

"Did"play "Did"
but i doubt that makes any difference
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Fuck off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

my baby she left, my dog up and died
a warrant to arrest me, i'm going to be fried,
killed the last man she slept with, and lord it's a sin
i know where i'm going, don't know where i've been

oh i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

caught a glimpse of her bumhole, as i walked through the door
caught a glimpse of his bumhole,
couldn't stand anymore,
saw the dogs little bumhole, lying dead on the floor,
oh lord forgive, i done killed that whore

i got the holy moly souly, bumhole blues
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole

( magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

so i sit in that chair, my bumhole all twitchy,
awaiting the juice, my piles are itchy,
and so you must listen, to my bumhole of woe,
or else it's not heaven, but bumhole hell you will go

i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues

i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues

i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues....fade
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Feeling pretty liquid
it's drippin' down my leg
Oh MAAAAAAAN, how I wish, I'd worn my black trousers instead.
It's congealin on my shins
and it's fillin' up my shoes
the shit's how you be livin'
when you got them Prolapsed Asshole Blues.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

'click'
I hate it when I got 'them prolapsed asshole blues'
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

i liked this thread Grrr,
it has been a form of therapy for me
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

internet validation
is all I could ever ask for, and more.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

it's all any off us seak from the internet, maybe a real friend, some one we can look up too, and maybe just a hint of bumhole from a cumdumpster

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

OoooOOOoo Lord, won't you show me, mongy's bumhole.
I like the way, he makes wink at meee.
I've seen so many arseholes, none of them compaire.
So oh lord, won't you show me, mongy's arse hole.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ba da ba dee dah
blue da ba dee da oh-aye.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'll try and redeem your pitiful contribution
with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ytn66X4ZI
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

OooooooOOooooo LORD, won't you buy me, a mer-ca-diez benz.
My friends all got porches, I must make a-mens.
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends.
OOOOoooOOO Lord, won't you buy me.
A mer-ca-diez Benz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I bloody well love that song.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

for you, Gonz:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
I'm bullied by /talkers, I'm too shit for /board
Vengeance and justice will be my reward -
So Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

clickin' dis

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Oh Lord, won't you fuck off, you tedious preek
Habitual liar, attention you seek
You fat fucking fraud with your spunkbubble clique
Oh please, just fuck back to Question Of The Week
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

last line doesn't scan.
But 8/10 for effort, because you showed your working out.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

WHY DO YOU GINGERS ALWAYS WEAR GREEN?
GREEN DOESN'T GO WITH ORANGE. YOU LOOK LIKE A MESS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

there was no thought of pleasing you when I dressed.
Or indeed, ever.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

everanyone
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

sadly true.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Haha, I like that.
This is unfished work of mine, I wanted to do a series.

Oh Lord, why did you buy dy, a mer-ca-diez bens.
Her driver was too drunk, couldn't make the bends.
She was with a farzie, chased by the paparazi, and now she is dead,
So oh lord, why did you buy dy, a mer-ca-diez bens.

I want to do another one about the June 7th london bombings, and whatever other things have happened in a mercadiez, but I'm to much of a thicko.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm not entirely sure this counts as blues
Some people seem to think so but I dunno. Either way it rocks :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Ooo bluegrass

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

I woke up this morning
at 8:57
Turns out Adam and Joe
weren't on till 11

I've got the black squadron blues
Ain't no instructions for me

I got the black squadron blues
Because they're at Glastonbury.
( magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Cyan, sky, turquoise, aqua, marine, azure....
OOOOOoooooooohhh I got the blues.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Listin' all them colours
them sweet ol' tones and hues
It ain't gonna help
when you got dem Daltonism Blues
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

or colour blindness
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

yeah, which is completely different from Daltonism

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

oh i see ya point
but there's three different forms, and i couldn't remember
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

and the clever part that flew straight over your head
is that Daltonism, if you want, is the part where red and green are the same, so the only colour you can really see is...
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

no, don't worry, I don't want you to have to run to the petrol station for some oil to pour into your ears
the answer is: blue
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

i keep reading it as Dalstonism, and wondering why i was a member of the 4 aces club

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I think we've lost our way with this thread, but did it really matter anyway? That was yesterday, after all, and we must live for now...
cooooooz...

every looooooooser wiiiiiins, once the dream begiiiiiins
In time we'll seeee, fate holds the keeeey!!
And every loser knoooows, the light eternal shooooows
Will shine on yoooou, and all those who kneeeew!!
We nearly made it!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

you have to rake that up, i will never NEVER forgive wicksy for what he did to lofty, the man is scum

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad
Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue car wreck
And everything is blue for him
And his self and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

~Chorus~
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di x7
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di x7
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

The Ten Masked Men cover of this is a thing of beauty
Awful, hideous unlistenable beauty
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

And the original is listenable? What have you been listening to to think that?

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

No, the cover is awful, hideous, unlistenable beauty
The original is just awful, hideous and unlistenable...
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

get me away from here I'm dying

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

play me a song to set me free
/relurks
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Anyway,
I had my haircut earlier, and when the hairdresser asked me my thoughts on the chop I said, "it's exactly what I wanted", it came across as sarcastic, I really didn't intend it to.

I actually didn't like the chop all that much. Point is though, I'm losing the ability to communicate with folk.

Blah blah blah or something though. What's on your mind?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

I really need a haircut, but can't afford it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

ill do it
im very good at cutting hair
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Okay.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

*fetches a bowl, and the kitchen scissors*

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Mine cost £10.
I still think this is too much.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

That's about as much as I've spent on hair cuts in the last 5-6 years

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

haha GAAAAAY
im a bird and mine costs £8
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

what!
Fucking where?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

some bird does it from her house.
and if you wash it before you get there she only charges £6
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Crikey.
If I had an extra £2, I'd buy 2 cans of relentless.

THERE WILL BE NO RELENTING!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

CRAZY TALK.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Is she any good?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

yer or i wouldnt bother.
find yourself a local bird to cut it. the ones with kids and that who work from home are well cheap
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Yeah, there's a girl at home does my friends, cuts it and does blonde highlights and that for eighty euro.
Cost you 200 in a hairdressers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

exactly. feeving cunts

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

no pooch has ever complained, the owners on the other hand..

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

who rattled your cage.
back in the box.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

no cage can hold me, i'm freeeeeeeeee

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

you like to think so you flid
get owt at the fete?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

nah, wasn't anything relevent to my interests

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

lb wanted me to go to some fete thing today over the green
would've cost me a fortune though so i sent her with the olds :D
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

i done about a tenner, only a school thing, no rides or such

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

not too bad for two.
put the spare cash up for a ds or two innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

oh no, (very expensive) sunglasses

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

this

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I'm trying to plan a Britains Got Talent act for a group.
I had an individual one sorted, but now I have a group
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

I'm talented...
I'll perform Tubular Bells on a ukelele for you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

QUALITY.
Seriously though, got any ideas?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

i can play a mean accordian
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

SOLD.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

C'mon....
UKELELE!

Clearly the superior instrument.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'll have you as well.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Oh aye...
*wink wink*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

15 mins?
Bike sheds?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

Need a spare hand?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Bring KY

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

"Mean" as in "Average"?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

No,
it just seems to bite anytime i get near it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Clearly more talent than anything on BGT at the moment.

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

what are you mad?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

It's part of a series of challenges.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

do you do everything anybody challenges you to?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

No.
That's not the point.

It's something me and a few mates set up to make the year interesting.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Is the individual one incase Simon says that the rest of the group are shit
And he wants to see you by yourself?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

That's the plan.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

Awesome

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I need my haircut
I keep forgetting to book an appointment though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Well most people have seen it
but mine grows out like an afro, which i have a small story about some racist pricks about it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

how can i tell someone i don't want to be friends anymore?

( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

just gradually fade them out

( well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

i've kind of rushed into it
i've deleted her from my facebook friends, and put her on block on msn, now i need to tell her that she's a bitch and i don't want to be friends anymore
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

oh, well just tell her then

( well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Dear bitch,
I don't want to be your friend anymore,

Fuck you,

the weaver
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

pffft
*sends text*

*gets eyes clawed out*
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

tell her you're not inviting her to your birthday party,
when it's her turn on the skipping rope make it deliberately difficult for her, and put your tongue out at her behind her back.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

haha
:D
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)