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magnum:
hey, about the illustrator question before:

I was wondering how to make a gradient halftone pattern... any ideas?

do you know what I mean? It's a pretty lousy description, sorry.
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)
I only know how to make that on Potatoshop. I think.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
has to be a vector :(
it'll be up to 20x20 feet big
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
GAZ IM ME!
Etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
Gazimme?
Is that German? Ow do, you big German suasage.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)
Make a section of the halftone pattern
Go to Edit: Define Pattern, save it and then fill the area you want to with your new pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
I'm afraid I'm one of these people who grew attached
to photoshop and never used illustrator. How do I make the halftone pattern? it needs to fade to less dense in the middle.
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
Have you got an example to show me?
I'm not quite sure I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
*plays sound effect of trouser zipper*

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
here
www.genarts.com/pics/HalfTone.jpg

the way it fades from black to white.
see what i mean?
imagine a strip from black -» white -» black again so it appears to fade in the middle.
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
Does this help?
Sie konnten einen Hammer benutzen. Es konnte ein grosser Hammer sein. Der Hammer konnte vom Gold gebildet werden. Wenn Sie auf dem Hammer sitzen, versieht er Sie mit Thrills. Es, das der Hammer auf Ihnen, naßmachte es etwas sitzt. Ich mag einen Hammer. Ein Schinken ein Sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Ich
kenne wirklich nicht meinen teutonischen Freund
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
Talking of Germany and Germans
Did anyone see Top Gear last night?

That Germanic woman who drove the van round the Nubuggering?

I bet she goes like a race horse on viagra. I would. phwaor.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)
Are you sure that German woman wasn't Clarkson?

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)
I shudder at the thought of Clarkson in stockings and suspender belt

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

shudder flog my cock bloody
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Clarkson is too short and pretty
to be a german woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
Missed it
although I can honestly say that I have yet to meet a German woman that I would, so I'm curious.

Edit: Untrue, I've just remembered one. My apologies to anyone offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
she's not the best looking of women perhaps
but her spirit for adventure and lack of fear and willingness to rise to a challenge make me want her (just the once, I have a cunning plan)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Who was she?


Edit: and there are some very very physically attractive German woman, I just wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Sabine Bayer
not arf bad for a blond Teuton

www.bmwm5.com/articles/germany2/sabine/4.jpg


Edit. I think it's Sabine Schmitz now, married some other German Nürburgring nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)
Whilst on a stag do in Hamburg, I taught
a german lady to speak welsh. She was going around asking my friends to'Llandudno' (Buy me a pint) and Gwasenethau (May I borrow your lighter). I do not speak welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
You cheeky scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
Excellent!
We told some Norwegian girls that our friend who had just gone to the toilet was called Dick Head. They took this to be one word and called him Dickhead all night to his annoyance.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
I too once tricked a foreigner,
with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
You worked at New York City Air Traffic Control until September 2001
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)
You'll be telling me you went to bed with a real lady next
you wag.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
Whilst I eat my Tiger Tiger Cup Noodles,
why don't you all play a game of Guess what is up baldmonkey's arse?

Edit: The correct answer was 'Some poo'.
Not for long though. Now my lunchbreak is over, I'm just going to pop to the bogs to crimp off a length.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
A dead pheasant?
Potatoes 'n' Jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)
Slightly NSFW you utter cunt
you have seared my eyes
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
The first image is quite SFW.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
I thought the other images would be the same
just another angle
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
Haven't you surfed rotten.com before?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
I had an inkling of what it is
but I've never wanted to see it.

Not even morbid curiosity.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

surfed rotten.com indulged in gay bumplay with big hairy truckers who like it up the wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

WoatGorrier Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
You know that I will
take that as a compliment dont you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
I suppose you'd enjoy looking in the mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)
Every bit as much as you do
only more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

take that as a compliment dont you ?
Endlessly and tediously post these fucking strikeout hilaritifications over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

;) Love you really!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)
It does my head in.
Oh, and before anyone has a bright idea:

It does my head in. I love the cock.


Fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

It does my head in.
Oh, and before anyone has a bright idea:

It does my head in. I love the cock.


Fucktards.

I really love it. They should take all comedies made up until this point, burn them and replace them with videos of the talk board with strike out jokes all the way through because they are so fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

I really love it. They should take all comedies made up until this point, burn them and replace them with videos of the talk board with strike out jokes all the way through because they are so fucking great.

I love the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
You're
ramming it down our throats now.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
There is beauty in your strangeness
and I like the drawing of the Queen mum in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
Mwah!
Queen mum?
Which one do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
The top one
but they are both enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
They ain't meant to be no Queen Mum. :(
I did a better piccy for jadeviper what I am prouder of.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
I know it aint ment to be the Queen mum !
I was just making a pathetic joke
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

You are right Your All Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)
I think 'suffered' is more apt than 'surfed'
for that place...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
i just checked the other images.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
I did kind of warn you

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
Gizza description.
I can't look.
I'm at work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
it's a man
getting a jar of jam gradually pushed up his arse. culminating with an x ray.

and it looks like it really fucking hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
He's getting it taken out, you tit.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
that depends what order you look at them in.
doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)
Why the xray?
It's not like yo uwould stick it on the mantelpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
I guess he went to the Drs and said
"I have a jam jar up my arse"

And the Dr didnt believe him
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)
"Utter rubbish!
It's quite clearly a pickle jar!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
What's going on?
/At work and dare not look.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
It gets me hard.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

The 11th Sand Rats artillery division
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)
Bah!
I was in the Royal Artillery and whilst they sent us to some real shit holes I don't remember being up baldmonkey's arse! twice bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
Now's your chance to make up for it...
*bends*
*waggles provocatively*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
Get me a
Plank. I'm going in men!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
olympic shot-putter
Geoff Wode?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Imagine the size of his balls

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
*witty W&I quote*
/can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Imagine getting into a fight
with the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
imagine him
pissing in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
"'Please, Geoff Wode, don't piss on my mind...'
But that wouldn't wash with Geoff Wode. He'd like a bit of pleading - add spice to it..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
i thought you couldn't be arsed?
liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
That was before it got all mindpissy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
With his big hairy man cock
like a gibbons arm holding a melon
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
I'm going to tear your head off
because I dont like your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
Imagine him pissing on your mind

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/631573
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
Aaargh!
Meta-mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)
Look at him.
Look at Geoff Wode.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
tossing his orb about

(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
several gallons of raspberry mousse, and a small goat in stilettos

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Roaneah?

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)
A rancid turd

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)
A sourkraut.
With nails through his helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
The John Sowerby Community Theatre?

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
nice suffix
das ist prima. Werden sie schitten auf meine Kafeetable bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
does hers
mean jumping on the bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)
yip

(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)
The Acropolis,
Florence Nightingale's lamp, a signed first study of "titus" by Rembrandt, seven radical Moslem terrorists and/or a broken combine harvester.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
I wondered why I had a 'broken combine harvester'
gap in my bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)
It's the big end,
by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
Floella benjamin

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
Does anyone posses
unnatural talents at Illustrator?


*fingers crossed*
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
No

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
If by unnatural talents,
you mean an ability to wank over and over and over granny snuff porn, then yes. Yes I do.

*wanks over and over and over and over granny snuff porn*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Does this help?
Es gibt eine Gurke herauf meine Nase. Es riecht von der Vagina. Ich mag es.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)
frankly
nein.

schizer*



*or whatever
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Yes
What's the problem?

(I really do, I'm not joking).
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
Arggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/may not be having the best day every blog.

Oh, and Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)
Yes,
whats with all the german around here today?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)
Flachwichser!

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
Are you the same lonewolf who is
quoted in The Times today?

Oh, and why does today suck for you?
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
Today must have been paid £15

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
*faints*
*recovers*
*re-reads post*
*Faints again*
*recovers*

I cant beleive you're having a bad day.

That's so out of character.

Come and be german, suck horses cocks and drink beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
Piss off you cunt.
:-)

It's been hours since I last complained about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
*steals your sweets*
Complain about that then.

You cunting great earwig fister.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
*muffles screams with cock*
Ning you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
Calm down dear!
It's only a bad day.

Meet Mr. Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
weird
i did that exact post three days ago.

i love those ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
Oh-er
I must be you but three days behind. Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)
It could be worse,
it could be
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
*bums in the horsebox*

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
Did I always start the fights?
Did I... never treat you right?

Either way I'm going out of my mind.
All the answers to my questions, I have to find.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)
Roll up, ladies and gentlemen,
come see the incredible doggerel-spouting riot poof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)
Pffft
'Attention Seeking A Certainty!'
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)
It's a pity you won't be at the Manchester bash.
Really, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)
And for why?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
I could have bought you a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
Roofie-laced, of course.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Arf:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)
Am I really that humourous and/or burlesque?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
all of the above
I hope you're proud and/or disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)
Oh, ignore me...
I'm just seeking attention. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)
Now follow THAT with a yodelling duck.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)
I'm holding one right now.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)
Once,
during the treacherous journey bewteen pubs in Southapmton, we were accosted by a yodelling drunkard. One of my companions, who just happened to be German, proclaimed that he was useless and she could do better in her sleep.

No ducks, though.
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)
I learned a dance to that when I was a child
I was the black one.
I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)
perhaps because your parents were black?

just a wild guess
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
Poor Rebecca!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)
I demand you all come drinking with me in Oxford
Now.

I will hear your pathetic excuses now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)
i don't want to

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
Hello fiancé!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)
My excuse is that I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
Furry muff my dear:)

*pinches cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
Arse or face?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
The age-old dilemma...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)
the only difference is the cost

per hour
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
Your dad gives me a discount if I do both.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)
Both at the same time:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
What in fuck are you so cheerful about?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)
Er...
...I'm not in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
My unicycle is being repaired

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
My pathetic excuse:
I'd rather eat my own cock than spend a minute in your hateful presence.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
1) I haven't been paid
2) I can't get to Oxford instantly
3) ?
4) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)
I'm babysitting,
so I'll be there in an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
My excuse is that I'm 'working'
Christ, I don't even buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
Pffft
then you will miss out on me buying.... a once in a lifetime chance
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)
I guess I don't count

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)
I would
But I have not long left the area, I shall be moving that way soon enough though

Edit: How rude of me, good afternoon everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
why
when i wash my hands i wana pee?
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)
If I were you, I'd try rephrasing that so that it has a small chance of making sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)
Yeah this
in german

With a sausage resembling a horses cock that was made in a very very effcient factory to the sounds of David Hasselhoff's latest release.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)
I understood it
q) why does he wash his hands when he pees?

a) because he pisses over his fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

If I were you, I'd try rephrasing that so that it has a small chance of making sense
Go stick a shitbrick in your manquim, you arsebothering cuntcopter
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)
because you're using your prostate, and not soap

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)
try it
wash your hands...and you will want to have a pee
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
Only if you need a wee in the first place.
The sound of running water makes you more desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)
That's not even an urban myth
it's just not true. Look:
*washes hands*
*doesn't need a piss*
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
you have diabetes
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
try this - I have and it works a treat
on a long flight, wait till friend/enemy/annonymous stranger falls asleep. Put their hand in a bowl of tepid water. Watch them piss themselves in their sleep.

/hilarity and profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
Just in case anyone was desperate to know...
...I have no prefernce for any browser over any other.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)
I prefer hard cock

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
Well what use is soft cock to anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
urination

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)
But the feeling of achievement you get
from pissing with a hard-on (and getting *most* of it in the toilet) is second to none!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

in the toilet on the family
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)
stirring tea
and slapping recalcitrant ladies about the chops with.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)
how else is a rubber chicken
supposed to be comedy then
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
with a pulley in the middle
of course
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)
should that not be pullet
or something like that.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)
look behind you, a three headed monkey
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
you utter pervert.
I've seen monkeys swing less
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

swing less bum goats on german TV
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)
I am cured!

I read that as gun boats.
Normally I would read something like that as bum goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
*swings*
*germaniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
I'm having to use IE in work
Which makes me a little sad. But I miss my bookmarks more than anything else.
I have also decided that work is a futile endeavor and that I shall just fook around for the rest of the week.
And I have jumped on der Paradewagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
*watches you at your desk*

*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)
Stop that now!
Who said you were allowed to breathe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)
Dont make me come up there and whup your Scots-living arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)
You wouldn't make it to the border
before expiring of Northerneritis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Northerneritis lack of pies
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)
found it
javascript:NewWindow('/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,30000-1188659,00.html','pictures',740,600,'yes');
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)
Hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)
double-you, tee, eff.?

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Active Server Pages error 'ASP 0126'

Include file not found

/home/navigationhelp.html, line 1

The include file 'skybuy/includes/TopDeal/TopDeal_All.html' was not found.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)
javascript makes you look silly

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)
Classic!!! LOL! 111Eleventy-One111!!!

What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)
OMG!!!!ONE!111!1
u R 733t!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
'noon!

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)
you've misspelled co...
oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

'noon sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
ITV news
coming up after the break..A guy with Domo on the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
it's HUGE!
but he clearly thinks that if he looks at the camera it'll steal his soul.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)
Thank you
All the ladies love it.

Edit: Damn your edits
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Domo on the wall pickled eggs up their arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
Why has everyone got their name in french?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/631210
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)
Gah, I almost became a john0peeling supersnower

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)
*shrugs dismissively*

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)
Euh, boff....

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)
Fuck me,
yours appears to be in Klingon or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
I went for polish,
as I could do with losing a bit of weight
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)
Has anyone
Seen the shoped "were not afraid" pics?

Can somone give a link please
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
How about
www.tubgirl.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
Naughty person!

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
Why?
He just asked for a link.
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
did you drop this
'
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
Also
p e and ?
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)
I thin'k that wa's mine
you ca'n keep it, tho'ugh, I''ve got too man'y of the bas'tard's.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
You've gone all Lovecraft...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)
*tentacle rapes*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)
*loves it*
*in italics!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)
Here?
www.notafraidspoof.com
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
Genius

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

www.werenotafraid.com - www.justfuckinggoogleit.com
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)
FireFox is SHIT
you can all stuff it up your cunts.

It's totally borked on my machine. Something to do with pre-loading pages. Can't access anything without pressinf ctrl/f5 for 10 minutes.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
you're shit,

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
*pisses*
*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
you're SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
Always one to conform:
YOU'RE SHIT.

What's firefox?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
A game. You can't hunt foxes with hounds any more,
so people hunt them with matches and cans of petrol instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'll practice tonight on the neighbours cats.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
I never got on with FireFox on my Mac it was flaky
however, Safari - which is the Apple version of FireFox is vunderbar. It is Lußly
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
Absolutely
Safari is the nads.

I use FF on my work PC & Safari at home and my browsing is always a pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
You're shit

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
I'm SHIT!
/rebel
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
No! I'm shit!
And so is my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
Having had her,
I can only agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
Afternoon all
A tad serious for b3ta, but nonetheless - fancy giving two fingers to the terrorists?

Any pimping for this would be good. Ta, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)
Meh
Seems not much different to a chain email
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)
I saw Bush signing a book of condolences
I wondered what these are for.
People queued for days to sign one for Diana, but why?
They destroyed a lot of the books afterwards because they didn't know what to do with them.
Am I just a cynical old bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)
It's not often you see Bush sign anything
His crayons are normally packed away in his Thomas the Tank Engine rucksack.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)
Aww,
that's actually quite a sweet image.
Edit: this book is facking hilarious...
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0743239628/qid=1121083531/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-9780844-4441449?v=glance&s=books
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)
*pictures Bush trying to keep inside the lines, biting his tongue in concentration*

*hides his packed lunch while he's distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)
Abu Hamza could do with a few

(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
couldn't we just bomb another country?
I'm bored of Iraq hogging it all now
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
Lets go for France

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
This.
Bombing another country would make me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
Poland?

(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

omb umm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
heh
I'm not falling for that old trick. That pledge was set up by teh terrorriserists!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)
Okay, who's heard of the Arctic Monkeys,
and why wasn't I told about them sooner?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)
Are they those monkeys on the Sky One advert?

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)
I don't know what you mean.
These are theys.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)
Aaah!
I'm thinking of Snow Monkeys

Snow Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)
Ah yes.
I remememember now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)
And not Blow Monkeys
The Blow Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)
Are they a relation?
If they're used to Arctic conditions they'll be way too hot in this climate.

Think of the monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
"ICE" stand for "In Case of Emergency", right?
If there's an emergency I want someone to contact the police, ambulance and/or fire service.

So I shall be putting in 999 as the number under "ICE", and I would urge you all to do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)
He He

(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
*watches Flappers miss the point like a blind man wildly flinging pebbles at a seagull*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
Nope.
In Car Entertainment.

It's a way of donating your car stereo to a friend or relative without having to make a will.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
Just live in Liverpool,
it'll happen soon enough.

May not be to a 'friend', as such, but I am assured everyone in Liverpool is really friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)
They've got an amazing sense of humour, too,
the scouse scum-bag skag-adled sacks of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)
There was a great strip in Viz a while ago
called "The Boy Scouse", about Scouse scouts who got badges for nicking cars and shooting smack and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
I worked there for about 6 months
I had a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)
I've never been.
Mrs. Tea went to uni there and she loathes the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)
It's the impotent society I thought
I C an 't E jaculate
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
And in other news
I turned up for work wearing two different types of shoe. 1 Cat boot and 1 brown suede trainer.

I'm an arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)
I turned up wearing
"Cabaret" and "Peep"

/luvvy
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:14, archived)
Twat

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)
Been called that more than a few times today already

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
But I meant it

affectionately

*offers you a matching pair of green frog wellies*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)
It's German Day,
not French Day.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
I ordered one my staff to go and get me lunch
I aint coming out of my office all day today.

If I didnt work on the 2nd floor, I'd be climbing out the window when I leave tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
Well take the wellies then

silly billy
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)
They'll look lully with me in my shorts
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)
FLANGE!

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)
You lie.
Arses don't wear shoes.
Arses wear der under-kracken.

Ipso facto ergo sum.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)
I didn't
I am wearing slippers.

/dolescum blog.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)
I saw a baby llama yesterday.
It was all of the lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
Bang bang!
I shot a baby llama down.
Bang bang!
He hit the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)
Have you been here

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

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